#zhents

[my-favourite-zhent]

Baldurs Gate 3 Zhent Personality Test

Big shout out to @thisaccountisagainstmywill @dustdeepsea @captainsigge @grossestjay and @theycallmeratt for help brainstorming and beta-testing! I stole a few questions off Aer who had the idea to write it as a narrative heist, and Dust had the idea for the security measures!

[laserlope]

Salazon for @beesht

[my-favourite-zhent]

This feels very in character. Brem stole Jarg's beard wax.

Haven't drawn in a while, so I thought I'd take a go at a lovely template from @riddscorner

Karad is sick of hearing about Bellar's knife-related solutions. And Jarg has suddenly forgotten why he and Brem were fighting.

[heymeowmao]

庆余年 | Joy of Life S2E17 ° Second Prince Li Chengze & Bodyguard Xie Bi'an

[animentality]

Gortash begging the dark urge to come back to him, but they say no, and he resorts to threats and says, "Be reasonable. I don't want to hurt you."

and the dark urge, even without memories, just responds instinctively, decisively:

"Since when?"

[elgaladwen]

Quick and messy Rugan

(But that's how we like him, right?)

[my-favourite-zhent]

May these clips inspire you OP

I've found the Zhentarim hideout at Waukeen's Rest yesterday and they've sent me to retrieve the missing cargo (I already know what's in that one from previous playthroughs hehe) and when I told Rugan he said:

Rugan?

RUGAN?????? EXCUSE ME??? BLACK HAND BE THANKED???????

I know most in the Zhentarim worship Bane or Cyric but I didn't expect him to drop THIS on me just like that. 😩 Fuck, he's a Banite. Fuckfuckfuck. 😩😩😩

[pinacoladamatata]

[pentuppen]

[my-favourite-zhent]

You lot are always making fun of me

Two months ago @coreene compiled some of the Zhentarim banter audios on the server and I kept forgetting to post it! Thank you so much for this file~~ I've only gotten this to trigger once on playthrough, I think it was bugged in subsequent patches.

[my-favourite-zhent]

We started the #MMMay for dear Sal but he got knocked out round two.

I'm curious to know how many of u know this cutie🧐☺️! I think I have a really bad case of side character simping🥴🫣! He plays such a minor role but, I still love this Zhentarim😍! Any other Salazon lovers around😏💖?

[my-favourite-zhent]

Aaaah that first shot is so good!

Rugan & Olly

[pepto-bismolfan]

Thinking about how Cyric has an intelligence of 11 and I was like well he seems pretty smart and cunning

Then I’m listening to waterdeep and dude gets a blood red sword and immediately starts having to urges to kill people and Cyric is just like “huh these two things probably aren’t connected”

[leopardmuffinxo]

so i have (more) Rugan brainworms thanks to @littleplasticrat and @dustdeepsea's art posts, here (sfw version, Patreon has the goods) and here, so i'm currently tweaking something for when i finally record more footage of our favorite Zhentarim idiot. below the cut b/c he's nakey. not fully nude though, so no peen jump scare. sorry lol. maybe later.

[killerpancakeburger]

It's so funny to me that Rugan only knows how to compliment someone by insulting them lmao. I'm not even mad. "Crafty swine" "beautiful bastard" etc

Tav messing with him after killing Zarys: Hmm I'm not sure if I should untie you. You called me a swine.

Rugan: T'Was a compliment!

Tav: From the pov of a Zhent maybe... but you're gonna need to learn normal compliments if you want me to keep saving your dumb ass

[my-favourite-zhent]

We're too organized, that makes us a real religion now, I want a tax break!

I've been hearing some concerns lately about people thinking the Ruganfuckers are a cult. But would a cult have a well-organized forum dedicated to compiling information and consistent headcanons for their blorbo's supporting characters?