#salazon

[dustdeepsea]

you are the apple of my eye

I will give my love an apple without e'er a core, I will give my love a house without e'er a door. I will give my love a palace, wherein they may be And they may unlock it without e'er a key.

close up under the cut

My head is the apple without e'er a core. My mind is the house without e'er a door. My heart is the palace, wherein they may be And they may unlock it without e'er a key.

(Traditional English folk song)

For @fistfuloftarenths and Rosa (I hope we get to meet her soon!)

[theycallmeratt]

Last 6 Lines

I was tagged by @graysparrowao3 !

These are the last 6 lines of a fic I just finished that will be out in a few days. The fic is NSFW, the lines are not.

I'm going to tag @beesht @redroomroaving @coreene @captainsigge

Working title: Barrel & Bugger

Sal flopped onto the barrel next to Gale, smoke lazily billowing around his head.

"You really had to eat a boot? Without even salt?" he asked.

"Indeed."

Another inhale, and Sal offered the smoke to Gale. "Think you need this more than me."

[my-favourite-zhent]

[naughtybg3confessions]

Salazon is such an adorable little wizard, playing pretend in his rogue leathers. He can keep them on when we go at it.

[sharess-festhall]

I want to make Salazon a whimpering mess. Just so out of it he accidentally sets off the smoke powder.

[my-favourite-zhent]

I told Fisto I think he probably smudges the sigils sometimes cus he's rushing, tries to read them later and can't tell if he drew the symbol for fire or frost. Bugger.

wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

[fistfuloftarenths]

In which Rosafieri is not able to procure noblestalk in the Wide, and must descend to the Lower City and the apothecaries there.

As any wizard might, she also drops in at the bookstore, and meets someone else's servant.

Someone else's badly trained and badly clothed servant.

That's where it starts. The beginning of the beginning.

[laserlope]

Salazon for @beesht

[dustdeepsea]

Zhentarim Appreciation Masterlist

So I've been drawing and writing for these criminals for a while and I thought it might be nice to have everything in one place on my blog!

This masterlist will continue to be pinned and updated, so do check back to see if there is anything new.

Zarys

performance review (Zarys/Rugan, explicit) [AO3]

Salazon

you are the apple of my eye (SFW, shirtless)

Olly

[my tumblr tag]

somewhere I have never travelled (Olly/OFC, teen) [AO3]

Olly and Nora in Baldur's Gate + bonus snippet (Olly/OFC, SFW)

Olly pinup + bonus Olly/Nora snippet (SFW, shirtless)

letter to Nora (snippet, Olly/OFC, SFW)

Rugan

Trouble Will Find Me series [my tumblr tag] aqua vitae (Rugan/Tav, reader insert, explicit) [AO3] Nine Lives (Rugan/Tav, reader insert, explicit) [AO3] Gods and Monsters (Rugan/Tav, ongoing series, mature/planned explicit) [AO3]

The Zhentarim Learning Library (round robin contributor, crack treated seriously, explicit) [AO3]

Lucky Fox (Rugan/Dammon, M/M, NSFW)

Gods and Monsters (Rugan/Tav, SFW, shirtless)

underdark sketch practice (Rugan only, SFW)

tied up/as a treat (Rugan only, NSFW)

if you hate me so much (Rugan only, SFW, shirtless)

if I stay here, trouble will find/if I stay here, I'll never leave (Rugan/Tav, SFW)

sketchy practice (Rugan only, SFW)

69 follower thank you (Rugan only, SFW)

Paradise Circus (Rugan/Tav, NSFW)

your hair was long when we first met (Rugan/Tav, SFW)

manga cliches/art poll (Rugan only, SFW)

little serpent, long shadow (Rugan only, SFW)

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[my-favourite-zhent]

[my-favourite-zhent]

We started the #MMMay for dear Sal but he got knocked out round two.

I'm curious to know how many of u know this cutie🧐☺️! I think I have a really bad case of side character simping🥴🫣! He plays such a minor role but, I still love this Zhentarim😍! Any other Salazon lovers around😏💖?

[embutidos-carrizal]

Fabricación y venta de embutidos

Embutidos frescos, embutidos curados, embutidos fritos, salazones, chorizo curado, chorizo picante, costilla de orza, fuet, chistorra, lomo de orza.

[vault-of-lore]

Zhentarim

General

Zhentarim

Specific

Bellar

Brem

Garias

Jarg

Karad

Olly

Rugan

Salazon

Vol

Zarys

[sharess-festhall]

Confessions by Characters

Companions

Astarion

Gale

Halsin

Jaheira

Karlach

Lae'zel

Minsc

Minthara

Shadowheart

Wyll

Tieflings

Cal

Dammon

Ikaron

Lia

Rolan

Zevlor

Enemies

Cazador

The Emperor

Enver Gortash

Haarlep

Kagha

Kar'niss

Ketheric Thorm

Lorroakan

Mizora

Myrkul

Nere

Orin

Raphael

Yurgir

Githyanki

Kith'rak Voss

Orpheus

Varsh Ko'kuu

Assorted NPCs

Abdirak

Aelis Siryasius

Aradin

Aylin

Barcus Wroot

Geraldus

Isobel Thorm

Mohan the Trader

Mystic Carrion

Nettie

Nine Fingers Keene

Nym Orlith

Petrified Drow

Ogres

Rath

Sorn Orlith

Stonemason Kith

Toadbreath

Valeria

Withers

Wulbren Bongle

Zhents

Bellar

Brem

Rugan

Salazon

Zarys

Dragonborns

Durge

Quil Grootslang

Other

Asmodeus

Mephistopheles

General

More tags will be added as more confessions comes in!

[snowbreeze64]

for some reason, talking to salazon at the zhent hideout crashed my game every time, and since the cutscene begins when he sees you, i decided to blow up the whole building, hopefully killing him.

unfortunately firebolting the oil barrel you can see from the doorway only exploded the front half of the shed. and salazon came out to give me a talking-to for committing vandalism (???) and i paid him to let me off the hook...

then he walked back inside to resume his hiding position. and i managed to trigger his cutscene without crashing the game.

well, whatever works