#zam is a tank

[mcytegg]

honestly subz seems reliable as hell. idk if him and redd are teamed or allies, but either way he rly seems to pull through when asked for help

[fullt4nk]

submit to me (shuriri x reader) 18+

hey 🤭 this is my first time writing on tumblr and im lowk scared.. like what do I even say in one of these authors notes things??? prolly gonna pop up every once in a while with smth for people to read idk yet tho 🤷🏾‍♀️

gotta give cred where it’s due, this is heavily inspired by @generallysapphic their works are incredible

warnings: reader and riri are subby lil whores, tribbing, lottaaaa lotta lotta sex, basically porn w/o plot, voyeurism if yew squint, maybe a lil degradation if yew squint

some translations: zithandwa zam- my loves, uthando- love, khawulezisa- hurry up

bored, bored, bast i’m so bored.

I have gotten no attention from my loves all day and I was starting to get angsty. swinging my legs back and forth on the desk I was sitting on, I played around with riri’s hammer that was placed on the desk and hummed a small tune.

riri walked over to me as I jumped from my place on the desk; finally, some attention. I smiled at her expectingly as she walked over, excited be with one of my girlfriends.

she walked right behind me to reach for her tool box. well damn.

as she picked up a tool from her took box she turns to shuri, “shuri catch,” she yelled, throwing a wrench from her tool box right towards shuri.

she caught the wrench with ease. “how many times do I need to tell you to stop throwing heavy objects around riri?” last time riri threw a cogwheel towards shuri without looking, she broke a prototype shuri spent hours working on… it didn’t go well for her.

“my bad baby,” she said walking back to her original spot at her desk. I watched them work with a hot feeling in my stomach. damn they look good. with shuri in nothing but a tank top and sweats, i watched her arms flex every time she used that wrench. riri had on a sports bra and shorts. i watched her perfectly pierced nipples on display through the bra as thoughts of my lips attached to them racked through my mind

I could feel myself getting more fidgety as i watched their bodies move and work away at whatever they were building. at this point, anything was better than sitting and watching them work themselves to death in this damn lab. an idea popped into my mind and I fake a yawn best I can, throwing my hands above my head and stretching. my slightly cropped shirt lifted and a small portion of my midriff became exposed as riri watched me, eyes drifting.

just what I wanted

“you good?” she questioned. she looked me up and down and she could tell how bored I was just by looking into my eyes. “we’ll be there in a minute just wait a little longer baby.”

“nah i’m tryna take a nap… i’ll be back in a minute,” I said, looking and riri with a certain look. she immediately caught on to what I meant by “nap” and bit her lip.

“um yeah shuri I think imma go too. we been working since 7am and i’m tired as hell,” she said, only half meaning it. yeah she was tired, but not tired as in “I wanna sleep” tired. tired as in “i’m tired of working and wanna mess around” tired.

“you two go ahead, i’ll be there for diner.” shuri gave riri a kiss on the forehead and walked over to me to hug me. “get some rest, zithandwa zam.”

“haaah fuck please please please,” I whined and writhed all over the place. riri’s clit rubbing against mine having too big of an effect on my orgasm. “please don’t stop. need it need it so bad.”

“nghh im gonna cum fuck i’m gonna cum so hard ohhh my god,” riri’s eyes were glued shut as she wailed and moaned on top of me. her dripping pussy on mine like felt like heaven that I never wanted to let go of. and fuck the sounds she made, all whiny and high pitch. she especially got like this whenever we were tribbing, saying it was her favorite way to get off.

“please, please, please, wanna cum, fuck i wanna cum, i wanna cum all over your beautiful pussy please let me cum!” she babbled into my neck as my legs shook. fuck she’s cumming, I can feel her pussy get impossibly wetter. it drips against my folds and it’s just enough to send me over the edge.

“cumming, cumming, cumming im cumming-!” I silently screamed into riri’s chest and softly bit her nipple to quiet myself down. “ngh-! fuck fuck baby do that again please,” she begged

I softly bit her nipple again looking into her brown eyes, licking and biting softly as she moaned and squirmed in my arms. because her nipples were pierced, her sensitivity was through the roof as she arched her back, forcing her chest further into my face. I couldn’t help it as I began moving against her, wanting more friction on my clit. I knew I was overstimulating her, but god she felt so good.

“shit please baby please,” at this point I was begging just to beg. I just wanted more of her and her creamy pussy on mine. I wanted to smother myself in her chest as I sucked and nibbled on her perky nipples. fuck I could do this all day.

“wow. so I leave you two alone for 30 minutes and you’re already going at it like you’re in heat.”

fuck.

riri is quick to jump down from my lap, leaving my wet cunt exposed to shuri. “f-fuck um-“ riri panicked looking anywhere and everywhere to avoid shuri’s piercing gaze.

“shhh no need uthando. both of you, go back to what you were doing.” she tilted her head to the side and smirked in amusement. she was planning something, I could see it in the way she looked me up and down.

“please shuri-“ I whined as my breathing picked up, excited to know what she had in mind. “nope, no help from me. c’mon give me a show you two. i’ve been working so hard to protect this nation, i think I deserve a private performance.” she is vividly eyeing my fluttering cunt chuckling at it’s reaction to her presence.

me and riri are looking at her like deer in headlights, wide eyed and shocked at shuri’s request. we’ve never done anything like this before and judging by the look on riri’s face, she’s just as shocked and turned on as I am.

“khawulezisa, i don’t have all day,” she demands in a deep voice, thick with her accent, and fuck it’s so sexy. she takes off her tank top and throws it somewhere around the room, exposing her perfect torso and breasts. riri slowly climbs on top of me again and her clit slightly rubs against mine, making us both moan out.

we slowly find our rhythm again, grinding against each other with our eyes shut. there’s a new found feeling that makes me clench around nothing, knowing that shuri is watching me and riri moan and rub against each other. our chests are rubbing against each other, making riri pant even louder and heavier.

shurir stalks her way over to the bed to whisper in riri’s ear, “you like having your nipples played with like this?” as reaches between us, she’s squeezes and rubs riri’s nipples. riri moans in ecstasy, rubbing faster against me. shuri’s low voice in riri’s ear is enough to have her like a bitch in heat, grinding her pussy on me. “nngh, fuck riri slow down!” our clits gaining more friction causes a high pitch whine to escape my lips, as my eyes roll back; god this feels so good.

“haaa fuck shuri please. need you so bad, need to feel you, need to feel you deep- haah!” moans and pleads roll off my tongue like it’s nothing, begging shuri to fuck me. “poor usana, need something long and thick in this pretty pussy huh? what, riri isn’t enough anymore? she seemed like enough before I walked in here,” she says, reaching in between us to run her fingers through my folds. she rubs against me and riri, as we grind into shuri’s hand.

shuri could feel the wet spot between her draws as she watched her love’s pathetically rub against each other. she wanted nothing more than to take them right then and there, but she had to be patient and enjoy the scenery in front of her. “wanna cum usana? wanna cum for me? c’mon cum all over each other. fuck, it’s so wet I can see it. I can hear it. go on my love’s, cum for me.”

fuck that’ll do it.

riri is absolutely gone. shaking, crying of overstimulation, moaning, she was all fucked out as her thick creamy cum spilled over my pussy and shuri’s hand. my cum mixing in with hers as I bit into her neck to quiet my squeals.

“look at you two, such good girls for me yeah?” shuri’s lips connected with mine as she slipped her tongue into my mouth. fuck she drives me crazy as her tongue explores and licks every crevice of my mouth. she detaches from me, a string of spit keeping us together.

she turns to lean into riri, as riri completely opens her mouth for shuri, reaching her tongue out. shuri sucks on riri’s tongue, slow and sensually, letting her tongue into her mouth and bobbing her head up and down. riri whines and pinches her nipple, feeling her cunt clenched around nothing.

shuri slaps her hands away from her breasts and says “patience my love, i’ll take care of you..”

LMFOAOA I PRESSED THE POST BUTTON TOO SOON BY ACCIDENT 😭

but we’re already rackin up some typa engagement ok I see y’all !!

maybe i’ll write more, who knows BUT FOR NOW THIS IS WHAT I GOT

[sol-rambles]

Zam got changed alot more than mapicc ahah..

Design change notes below cut.

Zam design notes, changed a fuck ton about his design:

I gave him hair, biggest change I did to his design overall. Also added a neck, weird sentence to say but it is a change lmao-. Also removed his crown in favour of a series of horns in the shape of a crown. Colours on horns were kinda just for showcasing how I'm displaying his teammates' colours on him. The ones on there are mapicc (red) and joker zam (purple and green) :33. Outfit is overall the same as last time I drew this skin.

-=-

I'm not sure where to put any teammate charms or whatever it could be for mapicc but some change notes for his design:

I curled his horns around abit near the top of them, and added some black to the top of them in a gradient. I changed his tail from a 'normal' demon tail to a more fluffy one. Outfit hasn't changed too much but I did make the hoodie neckline wider and added a white tank top beneath it and added more pockets to his pants. Changed his earring slightly. Made his hands abit more clawed and the tips black. Also added his crown thing from his s6 skin last moment cause I almost forgot it...

[teatitty]

I know Warpath's "BAM! ZAM! ZOWIE!" sound effect noises in G1 are supposed to be a funny thing bc he's a tank and stereotypical boisterous commander but. Consider. Warpath with tourettes

[zylian]

The idea of possession (thx quix) has fueled so many thoughts omfg

Imagine a s4 au where Ash, Spoke & Vitalasy can possess each other

They learn each other’s personality and possess the other when they need to alter stuff throughout the season

There would probably be a bunch of moments when Mapicc would stop talking mid sentence as Vitalasy possesses Spoke

Vitalasy never knows where the base is, willingly telling Subz & Zam not to tell him just to spite Spoke after he got possessed and Spoke lounged in his body in the first base for days while leaving him with no food & 20k blocks out

Ashswag gets super nauseous during possession so he only does it when necessary, he can also knock the others out from possessing his body

Spoke loves messing with Vitalasy but once possessed him at a bad time where Zam was stabbing Vitalasy to death over an argument and Spoke couldn’t explain it was him and had to tank the death

More:

Vitalasy possessed Spoke to give himself another barrel and he immediately placed it down so Spoke couldn’t possess him and take it back but Spoke just went back to blow it up

Mapicc recognizes all of them during possession but he openly tries to talk to the possessor, very unhinged, immediately berating them with questions or rants depending on his mood

Subz recognizes all of them during possession but he doesn’t say it. He plays along until the possessor realizes he knows and sometimes it takes days for them to realize and they just apologize out of embarrassment

Mapicc questions Spoke when he returns but he gets nauseous during repossession so he gets a headache on top of it

Spoke possesses Vitalasy during an eclipse meeting with Planet and gets recognized immediately by Planet. Subz shuts the meeting down and kicks Planet out before Planet starts asking questions while Zam is completely unaware

Vitalasy is still able to possess Spoke when he gets banned which scares everyone, they realize they would have to ban all three to solve everything which no one wants to go through the effort for.

Zam can’t tell when someone is possessed the entire time, he only tells when the player gets repossessed and realizes he was not talking to whoever he thought he was talking to

Bacon NEVER witnessing any possessions or repossessions so he thinks Planets crazy

Ashswag only possesses Spoke/Vitalasy to stop them from going too crazy/ too far, he possesses Spoke to restrain him and possesses Vitalasy to sleep in a comfortable base

Jaron witnessing Ash’s repossession with Planet but siding with Bacon just to cause drama

Anytime Planet asks a possessor questions they want to leave the body but the last time they did, Planet had to help the person repossessing their body which didn’t end well

Spoke and Ash gamble with each other when they are possessing Vitalasy cause if he’s with Zam they are risking way too much, if he’s with Planet it’s not worth it but if he’s with Subz they can just relax and not care about acting like Vitalasy

Mapicc refuses to kill Spoke when Vitalasy is possessing him cause of the pain of dealing with Spoke during repossession so he just angrily messages Vitalasy who’s being possessed by Spoke until he returns

One time Ashswag possessed Spoke when Mapicc was around fighting Subz and Mapicc was on really bad terms so he just stopped the fight and asked Subz to make Ashswag leave. It was too awkward so Ash left but then they both had to deal with Spokes repossession

Subz realized way too late that Mapicc is also harassed with the possessions at the same time as him cause Vitalasys soul has to go somewhere when Spoke shows up

Zam has dealt with all 3 of them recovering from repossessing so often he started carrying splash health pots so they wouldn’t immediately collapse from the nausea they get.

Roshambo gets super upset when he finds out he can’t be possessed or possess others so he stops caring about everything going on

So many serious moments can be ruined cause of possession- so many silly possibilities

fun

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[syn0vial]

Top 5 Boba moments 🥺

ohh fun! :D i’m gonna go in chronological order for these, just for organization’s sake. i’m also going to try and only include moments i haven’t talked much about before, just to keep things fun and fresh!

1. freeing the sea mice: starting from the very first boba fett junior novel the fight to survive, bc, well, chronological order! i like this moment bc it really emphasizes how innocent boba used to be. basically, there’s an aquarium with an eel in the fett’s kamino apartment and while jango and zam are off making bad decisions on coruscant, boba is tasked with it feeding aquatic rodents called “sea-mice” to the eel, something he’s never had to do before. but he doesn’t like doing it. the sea-mice always seem to trust him when he picks them up and he feels guilty for betraying them by feeding them to the eel. so, one day, he decides it’s going to be different. that morning, he feeds the eel his own breakfast (which is like, both sweet and hilarious, like honey did you really just throw your lunchables into an eel’s tank bc you wanted to make sure it was fed even while you’re out here freeing feeder mice? A+ for good intentions, F- for knowledge of how animals work) and tries to free a few of the sea-mice into kamino’s oceans. unfortunately, they don’t survive. the next day, boba reluctantly goes back to feeding the mice to the eel, telling one before he drops it in, “sorry; life is hard on the small and the weak,” echoing a saying of his father’s. this then becomes horrible foreshadowing for the rest of the series, in which boba is orphaned and suddenly finds himself being preyed upon by all sorts of antagonists. i know it’s a kids’ series and it’s Not That Deep, but i do really like that there’s a parallel created between boba and the mouse and the implication of the series as a whole that boba fett didn’t become a notorious hunter because he was always that way, but specifically because he started out as prey. also, it’s kind of hilarious in retrospect that boba felt compassion for rodents, but literally days later attempted to take obi-wan’s life without hesitation. kid’s really got his priorities in order.

2. standing up to jabba the hutt: this is from the junior novel boba fett: hunted, which is my favorite of the junior novels for him. in the story, boba pretends a short-statured adult by concealing his face with his father’s helmet and attempts to find work from jabba the hutt. however, when he finally gets an audience with jabba, jabba indeed offers to bring him back to his palace—as an indentured servant. and this freaking, like, eleven-year-old, staring down the criminal kingpin of tatooine with no weapons and no armor besides a too-big helmet, snaps at jabba the hutt, “my debt to you? what do i owe you for?” naturally, he is immediately set upon by one of jabba’s guards, and, well, i’ll let you read the rest :D

Boba had no time to think. He acted.

Without a sound, he leaped to one side. The Drovian’s knife whistled harmlessly through the air where, a nanosecond before, Boba had been.

“Huh?” gaped the hulking alien.

A small table stood near the viewscreen. Boba grabbed the table and swung it in front of himself, fending off the Drovian’s blade. Jabba himself watched, laughing coarsely.

“You will pay for this!” croaked the Drovian.

As the guard bore down on him, Boba thrust the table upward. The knife stuck in the wood surface. While the Drovian struggled to free his weapon, Boba pushed the table up farther. Then, he darted sideways, kicking at the lumbering guard’s knees. With a groaning thud, the Drovian stumbled and fell. Jabba’s guests laughed as Boba turned to breathlessly face Jabba.

“I am no one’s slave or servant!” Boba said. “I will work for you, for a price—but I will name that price!”

like, this kid really just brought down an armed adult with nothing but an end table AND finishes it off with a badass line defending his autonomy and defying jabba the hutt! definitely one of my favorite moments from the junior novels.

3. the Look he exchanges with lando while han is being tortured in the background

look, idk why this is so funny to me, but it is. lando’s just so full of loathing for this man who is complicit in forcing him to betray han and boba’s just like “you got shit to say to me. or nah?” he’s such a fucking asshole, i love it.

4. staying conscious just long enough to express his displeasure with the situation in iiiiii think the mandalorian armor, idk it’s been awhile: this story takes place post-RoTJ, after boba has escaped the sarlacc pit, killing it in the process, and is being gradually regaining his strength with the help of fellow bounty hunter dengar and amnesiac former slave neelah. at this point in the story, he’s still quite weak and spends most of his time slipping in and out of consciousness. unfortunately, some of boba’s enemies find out he’s still alive and just start fucking carpet-bombing their general location, so dengar and neelah go “shit, we need a bomb shelter, stat!”...and then slowly turn to look at the subterranean corpse of the sarlacc pit. they thus drag boba’s unconscious body back into the pit so they can all hunker down and wait out the bombs. except, surprise, surprise! the sarlacc ain’t completely dead. one of its giant tentacles starts attacking the group and is succeeding in getting the upper hand over dengar and neelah, when suddenly, boba wakes up. takes a look around and realizes where he is. and then grabs the nearest blaster and just goes apeshit firing on the tentacle, finally managing to kill it. too exhausted to talk, he then turns and fixes dengar with the angriest, most hate-filled glare the man has ever seen... and then promptly passes out. i remember just dissolving into giggles the first time i read that scene. just the mental image of boba fett giving dengar the scariest fucking “why the fuck did you fucking bring me back here” deathglare in the galaxy and then immediately losing consciousness. energy well-spent, boba.

5. that time boba did a mission completely in his underwear for no discernible reason, because daniel keys moran: this one’s just like. so delightfully bizarre that i’m not even going to try justifying it logically bc literally the only reason it exists was bc renowned EU author and certified mad man daniel keys moran really wanted to give boba his strong female character moment, because he deserves it. so, in this subplot, boba is tracking this devaronian war criminal who is holed up in a safehouse equipped with security systems that are triggered by the presence of, like, metal. which means boba can’t wear his armor plates and can’t use any blasters or other gadgetry. so boba loads up a compound bow and knife and makes to hunt this guy down. now, what about his armor? obviously, the most logical thing to do would be to just remove the metal plates and hunt in his flight suit. or, if that isn’t satisfactory, go out and buy like, leather armor or something? or just clothes? BUT NOPE. boba apparently goes, “well, if i can’t wear my armor, i’m not gonna wear ANYTHING” and just. does the entire mission in his underwear. he tracks and stalks this man, shoots him with an arrow, and then chases him down with a knife, ALL IN HIS UNDERWEAR. daniel keys moran even goes so far as to explicitly specify that these ain’t no long-johns, either. he’s like, “and the underwear...... MAINLY COVERED HIS DICK.” LIKE, DANIEL? DANIEL? HOW IS IT THAT OUT OF THE TWO BOBA FETT STORIES YOU’VE WRITTEN, BOTH OF THEM MENTION HIS DICK IN SOME CAPACITY? DANIEL? WHO KEEPS LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS??? and, like, can you imagine being this poor devaronian? you’re just living your fugitive war criminal life when an arrow hits you in the shoulder and boba fucking fett comes sprinting out of the woods at you in his underwear with a knife? what the fuck. this was canon at one point. what the fuck.

[baybaykus]

Varlık seviştirir yokluk döğüştürür denir Anadolu'da..

Kendinde olmasa bile para lafından hoşlanır ahali.

Millet zaten para işlerini seviyor...

Örneğin; "IMF 5 milyar dolar istedi, verin dedim" lafı meydanlarda alkıştan yıkıldı. Ama aynı Erdoğan "Tank-palet için 50 milyon dolar yatırım gerekiyordu, para yoktu" dedi kimse tınlamadı.

Yahu hani vardı ona buna borç verdik, niye ki sattık Katar'a demek bir yana düşünemedi bile. Yok lafını sevmiyor.

Var deyince seviniyor. Kendine faydası olmasa da..

Salgından kapanan işyerlerinde aç kalanın sesi duyulmaz..

Ama 140 ülkeye yardım yaptık pandemide deyince guruldayan karnını tutarak ahali vay be helal sana Reis diye böbürlenir ekran başında..

Bu nedenle arada gaz müjdesi, emekliye çifte zam vs gibi haberlere inanmayı yeğler..

Ama gerçekler acıtacak hem de artık yakında..

Kış kapıda ve çok zor geçecek..

[spacemcdonaldsincorrectquot-blog]

the squad as cursed quotes

lucia: “i’m gonna replace all the bones in my body with knives, so if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (a knife)”

seb: “some people say tea is bad for you so i proved them wrong by showing them 10 different flavors of healthy and all natural herbal tea and when they werent looking i beat them to death with a ceramic garden gnome”

goggles: “you can eat lava actually! but only once”

fabion: “so i’ve been running this operation ever since i got my 3d printer...been secretly sellin kids these...figurines of kirby with legs.”

zam: “its 2:30 am and im in the bathroom and someone was in the other stall and i started blaring the thomas the tank engine theme song and i literally heard them stop peeing out of fear”

kivs: ”just bought a tapeworm. (”where you gonna keep it?”) :)”

sylli: “i found a d20 in my junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it, and i got a 1 and was like aw shit, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and failing) to throw something away”

nerida: “everybody was cum fu fighting. that jizz was fast as lightning”

amar: “(to the tune of old macdonald) i’m so stressed that sunlight hurts, i am god’s mistake”

finley: “air is just boneless bones”

bea: “things i am full of: love, hope, laughter, bread slice (63x)”

azrael: “if i were achilles’ mother, i would have dipped the hand holding his heel into the river so he would have no weaknesses and i would have an immortal hand, for spankin.”

[thebabesroe]

Tag game

Sorry this is late but I was tagged by @nixons-babe thank youuuu 💗

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Rules: answer these questions then tag 20 other blogs you'd like to get to know better

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Nickname: Dani [My brother used to call me Dani California as just a joke because he loved red hot chili peppers (I love them too now I didn't before) plus we live in Cali too so like it's just to cheesy lol, he doesn't call me that anymore tho]

Zodiac sign: Libra

Height: 5'3 last time I checked

Time: 11:12 Am

Favorite band/artist:

Muse

The beatles

The killers

Sublime

Cage the elephant

(there is so much more but I can't think of them rn lol)

Song stuck in my head

Hold me now by Thompson Twins

Last movie I saw: The Incredibles (the 1st one tho)

Last thing I googled: penicillin (Uhhhhhhhh.... No comment)

Do I get any asks: eh yeah kinda

Why did I chose this username: I am in love with baberoe

Following: 277

Average amount of sleep: 5-7 hours

Lucky number: 12

What am I wearing: a tank top and my high waisted shorts (it's hot hot hot)

Dream job: nurse

Dream trip: tokyo

Favorite food: nachos 😂

Play an instrument: nope

Eye color: brown

Hair color: black

Describe yourself as Aesthetic things:

Oooh this is interesting but I'm real bad at describing things like this so I'm just gonna leave this blank for now...

Languages you speak: English, Spanish

Most iconic song: linger by the cranberries

Random fact: I actually share the same birthday month and day as Eugene Roe which actually made me cry when I realized that (I'm a very emotional person sometimes)

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P.s. you don't have to do it if ya don't want to

[turkudostu61]

Yerli tank,yerli uçak ,yerli otomobil göklerde . Yazmaktan okumakdan usandık Dert geçim her gün gelen zamlar gün gün zam yapılması ne demek yav Kara gecelerin sabahı olmuyor #AKdegilKARAgünler

[zylian]

Lifesteal members falling, do they land?

Zam - bounces but still screams

Spoke - full splat, body evaporated like a cartoon leaving a black splatter

Parrot - falls like a feather, not having any control where he’s gonna land

Subz - lands on someone else 99% of the time

Mapicc- drops like lead but actually lands on his feet

Roshambo - gravity x10 he’s screaming before the fall, proceeds to catch himself and fall repeatedly

Terrain - hits the ground and all bones start rattling, needs a min to recover

Vitalasy - covers his head and rolls

Poafa - lands face first if not paying attention

Mid - somehow her hands always hit the ground first, throwing herself to the side

Cube - spins about 5 times before landing in an extremely bad position ( all limbs in a different direction)

Ashswag - he never fell (or on his feet)

Reddoons - his feet but the impact was too harsh so he has to grab his knees for 5 minutes

Planet - literal cartoon realization before slamming into the ground and leaving sparkling dust

Bacon - lands and proceeds to immediately slip hitting his head

Jaron - on his side ( most normal one )

Rekrap - closes his eyes and tanks the impacts (may go unconscious/ very dizzy)(same as branzy)

Branzy - closes his eyes and braces himself (same as rek)

Leo - leaves a dent in the ground of his body outline

Pangi - does a flip and poses when he lands (graceful)

Clown - fumbles with his weapon and lands 50% of the time (tries to not stab himself)

Woogie - turns into a ball or on stomach as a polar bear

Speptical - he lands and gets up like the impact never effected him (like jelly)

Vortex - lands normally on his feet, sometimes face first so he doesn’t crush his wings (he has no wings)

Clutch - in water (he’s fallen way too many times to not catch himself)

[danielsarmand]

hello yes I Have Decided since my hbo war series rewatch has officially started that i’m going to make masterposts for each episode where i point out my favourite things about it aided by snapchat evidence i’ll put in a separate post (here) because why the heck not,,,

so here we go with band of brothers episode one currahee

seeing how small and innocent they were back then will never not break my heart (and to be fair this goes for the beginnings of all three shows)

“we’ll go to chicago, i’ll take you there” also known as the gayest moment in the history of mayhaps ever i missed my iconic parents so much

the whole PVT. BULLSHIT bit i love you malark

a weirdly ominous “BUTTS” written in a tank thing which taken out of context makes me laugh my, huh, butt off

liebgott being a savage queen to a bunch of assholes

liegbott doing that while wearing a white t-shirt and running shorts and looking bomb,

the “lieutenant sobel doesn’t hate easy company, private randleman, he just hates you” bit where afterwards everyone laughs and fills my heart with joy

gordon being ordered by sobel to go run currahee up and down on his own and the others joining up????? always makes me cry??? we stand alone my ass, amigos

“this man had 200 prophylactic kits in his footlocker!!!! how in the name of god was he gonna have the strength to fight the war????”

tfw sobel asks what the thing he’s holding is and you answer that it’s a can of peaches because it is but he revokes your weekend pass anyway by pulling some weirdass ceci n��est pas une pipe shit on you

perconte getting pissy about fake ketchup spaghetti and pointing out how they should burn in hell (which, me being italian….. i agree,) but eating them nonetheless (again, probably me,)

HIGHTY TIGHTY CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHO THE HELL ARE WE ZIM ZAM GODDAMN WE’RE AIRBORNE INFANTRY

toye putting both me and luz in a predicament by being all grabby and whispering “luz, just give me a drink”

the boys’ reactions to sobel’s idiocy

nixon only offering winters a drink becase he knows winters doesn’t drink and he’s never gonna take it (what a mood)

the whole thing with liebgott and guarnere “i’m a jew” “congratulations. now get your nose out of my face” you know when you are a mother and you see your children fight over stupid shit they shouldn’t even have brought up? yea

sobel panicking, luz’s impression of major horton, the old man on the bicycle

nixon and winters being oblivious to the very definition of ‘personal space’

the ncos so ready and willing to fight for winters to make the jump with them that they go as far as committing an actual act of mutiny and risking literal death

DOC ROE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“i could use some brass-knuckles” (and i could use you punching me in the face, joe,)

there’s this specific instant where luz says something like “does anybody have any idea how the hell this thing works” which i find the cutest thing ever for some fucking reason idk

when guarnere discovers about his brother’s death in monte cassino and my entire body aches with sadness

GEORGE LUZ BEING GEORGE LUZ up until, while reading sink’s letter, he deeply understands what they all are about to do and sobers up while i decide to go jump off a cliff

[baybaykus]

ELHAMDÜLİLLAH IMF YE ARTIK BORCUMUZ YOK BİZİM

Her fırsatta tekrarlanan söz şu

“IMF ye 23 Milyar Dolar borcumuzu kapattık ve Turkiye’yi IMF nin tahakkümünden kurtardık”

Peki doğru mu?

Matematik yalan söylemez.

Hep birlikte bakalım o zaman

2000 YILI VERİLERİ

IMF ye borcumuz: 23 Milyar Dolar

Dış borcumuz : 116 Milyar Dolar

TOPLAM: 139 Milyar Dolar

Yazı ile /YüzOtuzDokuzMilyarDolar/

2020 YILI VERİLERİ

IMF ye borcumuz: Yok

Dış borcumuz : 435 Milyar Dolar

Yazı ile /DörtYüzOtuzBeşMilyarDolar/

435 Milyar$ - 139 Milyar$ = 296 Milyar$

Yani 20 yılda 296 Milyar Dolar daha borçlanmış, ve IMF nin 23 Milyar Dolar borcunu kapatmışız.

Bu kadar mı?

Elbetteki değil

20 yılda Devlete ait fabrika ve diğer kurumların özelleştirme geliri olarak kasaya giren para: 62 Milyar Dolar

20 yılda toplanan vergi toplamı: 2 Trilyon 32 Milyar Dolar…

2.032.000.000.000$ + 296.000.000.000$ + 62.000.000.000$=

2 390.000.000.000 Milyar Dolar

YAZI İLE /İKİ TRİLYON 390 MİLYAR DOLAR

(İşsizlik fonu, deprem vergileri, BES, halkın bağışlarını buna dahil etmiyoruz bile)

Şimdi soru şu

Bu ülkeye 20 yılda 2 Trilyon 390 Milyar Doları ne yaptınız?

Yolları,köprüleri, tüp geçitleri, havalimanlarını ve hastaneleri müteahhitler yaptılar ve daha onlarca yıl bizlerin ve çocuklarımızın kanlarını emecekler

Tank fabrikası Etem Sancak ve Katar’a peşkeş çekildi.

Kâr getiren devlete ait tek bir işletme ve tek bir fabrika kalmadı.

20 yılda mutlu azınlık hariç halkın cebine ortası delikli kuruş dahi girmedi.

Emekliye, memura, işçiye ve asgari ücretliye sadakadan fazla zam yapılmadı.

Salgın nedeniyle kapanan işyerlerine faizsiz ve karşılıksız 1 kuruş yardım verilmedi.

Hastalıkla mücadele eden vatandaşa doğru düzgün 5 maske bile dağıtılamadı.

Siz bırakın bu IMF masalını ikide bir ısıtıp ısıtıp anlatmayı…

Bu paraları ne yaptığınızı, nerelerde harcadığınızı, kimleri zengin ettiğinizi söyleyin bize.

Yandaşlarınızla birlikte lale devrini nasıl yaşadığınızı anlatın bize.

İngiliz, Fransız, ve Alman tefecilere bu ülkeyi nasıl sattığınızı açıklayın bize.

https://qoshe.com/turkish-forum/temel-sagiroglu/elhamdulillah-imf-ye-artik-borcumuz-yok-bizim/84630648

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[carlyquinn]

hey anybody want to see my skin wishlist for ctr hfgfgf feel free to post your own on this post too I’m putting this under a readmore bc it’s Long

Crash- Jetpack: Based on the jetpack levels from the second game

Cortex- Emperor: A Roman style outfit with a gold leaf crown from the Tiny gladiator fight

Tiny- Trainer: Based on the credits text where they say Tiny became a fitness trainer, he’d have a tank top and shorts with a whistle necklace and sunglasses

Coco- Valley Girl: 80s neon clothing with leg warmers and frizzy hair

N Gin- Pumpkin: His body would be either a pumpkin or Jack O’Lantern with a hat that’s the top of the pumpkin and give him back his red hair dammit

Dingodile- Explorer: A jungle outfit y’know like the pith helmet and a beige jumpsuit and a backpack

Polar- Teddy Bear: He looks like a stuffed animal, either as a polar bear or a brown bear with patches and a bow tie

Pura- Lamellar: Chinese plated armor and samurai helmet

Penta- Gentleman: A tuxedo and tie

Ripper Roo- Bunny: Like, a white rabbit onesie and he’s got these frayed crazy whiskers and buck teeth

Papu Papu- Muertos: He’s got Day of the Dead symbols painted all over him and his clothing has marigolds strung though it

Komodo Joe- Python: He’s a snake as opposed to a dragon, he’s got the brown spots of a python and his outfit looks more Indian

Pinstripe- Zoot Suit: High waisted pants, shirt, jacket, tie, and a high rimmed hat with a feather in it

Fake Crash- Dentist: White jacket with those blue plastic gloves and he carries wind up teeth

Oxide- Spaceman: Wearing an alien suit like something out of a 50s sci-fi movie, may or may not be more stylized to look like an alien from the genre as well like with an exposed brain pattern or something

Tropy- Victorian: A steampunk suit with stripes and he’s got a top hat with gears on it

Crunch- Punk: A Mohawk with tons of gold jewelry and a feather earring, a callback to Mr. T

Krunk- Orangutan: He’s covered in orange fur that makes him look more apelike, has a slightly fatter/rounder face like an orangutan

Norms- Sad Clown: They both have matching Pagliacci outfits with pointed hats and ruffles and their makeup has a teardrop pattern and a frown

Nash- Surfer: His armor is removed, he’s got a snorkel on with tropical swim trunks and a little bit of sunscreen on his nose

Trance- Easter Egg: He’s painted colorfully in a striped pattern and wearing bunny ears, also maybe some pastel Easter clothing

Real Velo- Medieval: Dressed in a king’s knight armor with a red cape and jeweled crown

Geary- Maid: He’s powder blue with a French maid’s outfit on, a reference to the robot from the Jetsons

Zam- Flytrap: He’s plantlike and his mouth is a Venus flytrap

Zem- Strongman: He’s wearing a striped unitard, has a handlebar mustache and is bald

Tawna- Queen: Something to match Coco’s princess skin, the pink and blue is swapped and she’s got a collar, gloves, and crown

Ami- Olympics: She’s got a track suit that’s either green/yellow or red white and blue

Megumi- Idol: She’s dressed like a Japanese schoolgirl with pigtails

Liz- British Invasion: She’s wearing mod/60s clothing and a shirt that’s got the Union Jack on it

Isabella- Vacation: Similar to Beach Coco, she’s wearing a beach hat but she’s got a stylish dress on and sunglasses

Baby Crash- Fake: Make him look like a baby Fake Crash

Baby Coco- Dark: Coco’s Dark skin but on the baby

Baby T- Robot: A robotic dinosaur, maybe taking inspiration from the Transformers dinosaurs

Spyro- Armored: He’s got armor like some of the older dragons in his games, or maybe even accessories like the older version of Spyro the character designer made

Hunter- Apollo: He’s dressed like the Greek god of the sun and is glowing softly, his arrows are on fire

Gnasty- Pajamas: He’s got footie pajamas and a night cap

Komodo Moe- Alligator: He’s got a longer snout and more teeth, his outfit is more Indian inspired

N Brio- Frog Prince: Wearing a green royalty outfit and his crown is a lily/lily pad, he’s got frog spots on him as a callback to his mutated form from Twinsanity

Nina- Gothic Lolita: She’s got a black/dark red teacup dress, platform boots and lace fingerless gloves

Koala Kong- Kung Fu: a black kung fu gi and a red ribbon headband

Pasadena- Cowgirl: a cowprint vest, cowboy hat, big belt and cowboy boots but it’s still in her blue/pink color scheme

Von Clutch- Soldier: a WW2 German soldier’s outfit, kind of like General Tiny but lemme stress this it wouldn’t be a Nazi outfit just like a dark green uniform with gloves, boots, and a hat

King Chicken- French Royalty: He’s got a powdered wig and fancier crown

Rilla Roo- Toy: He looks like one of those toy cymbal monkeys with the striped pants, yellow vest and absolutely horrifying face

Yaya- Dragon: She’s wearing one of those parade dragon things like a cloak and has a new year’s red outfit

Hasty- Festive: He’s got tinsel and ornaments tangled in his antlers and he’s wearing a Christmas sweater

Chick- Radio: He’s dressed in a brown tweed suit with a bow tie, he’s got vintage glasses and his voice lines have a scratchy Victrola quality to them

Stew- Vampire: because they already have the model-