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in the last few months, i have rewatched (or started the rewatch) of some disney channel golden era shows, and i realized that when i was a kid i was really invested on zack martin/maya bennet’s romance in the suite life on deck. zack and maya. ZACK AND MAYA. thats were this whole ‘never ending together’ began. with a disney channel couple that were together for THREE MONTHS and just ONE SEASON. unbelievable.
#disney channel#the suite life#the suite life of zack and cody#zack martin#maya bennett#zack and maya#the suite life on deck#dylan sprouse#zoey deutch
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Aang vs Zack Martin
I mentioned the Zack/Maddie relationship in a previous post and now my Suite Life nostalgia is coming back.
Bryke should have given Aang the same kind of development Zack Martin got.
Katara is Aang's Maddie. She's the pretty older girl whom Zack gets a huge crush on when he first sees her. Like Katara, she plays a nurturing role for Zack by being his babysitter. Like Kataang, we see Zack/Maddie have sweet moments together. Maddie's 16th birthday episode is still one of the cutest episodes ever. But like Katara, Maddie shows interest in boys her age or older.
Meng is Aang's Max. The girl Aang's age or younger who has an unreciprocated crush on him. This girl is not conventionally attractive due to not hitting puberty yet, being a tomboy, lacking confidence etc. The girl ultimately learns to move on from her crush.
Aang needed a Maya. Someone who he needed to prove himself to. Someone who would not put him on a pedestal for being the avatar. Someone to challenge him and motivate him to become a worthy man. Someone who would become more than just a dream girl but a partner to compromise with.
Aang's Maya could have been Toph. Maybe a new character would be needed. But Katara could not be Aang's Maya. Katara is Maddie, the boyhood crush, who is idealized and pined over. The girl who coddles him and tries to spare his feelings. Part of Aang's journey in becoming a young man, like Zack's, should have been to let go of that crush. Sadly, this never happened for Aang and Bryke has shown us in the comics and LOK what a total disaster this was.
#anti kataang#zack martin#aang#atla#suite life of zack and cody#suite life on deck#zack/maddie vs kataang#maya bennett#katara#meng atla#max suite life#anti bryke#aang critical#aang deserved better#wait all three love interest names start with M!#The 3Ms to a boy's relationship development#maddie fitzpatrick#parrallels#not a suite life shipper but gosh did maya make zack a better boyfriend! so cute
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Robin: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Steve: I don't care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense to me.
#stranger things#source: suite life of zack and cody#robin buckley#maya hawke#incorrect stranger things quotes#steve harrington#joe keery#steve and robin#st3#stranger things 3
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My Top Comfort Character Pt. 2 (Live Action)
Pt. 1
(Not in Particular Order!)
#chris chambers#vern tessio#stand by me#lucas wolenczak#seaquest dsv#seaquest 2032#bonnie#the craft#daphne blake#scooby doo#scooby doo 2002#zack morris#saved by the bell#chandler bing#rachel green#friends#f.r.i.e.n.d.s#stephanie tanner#maya hart#girl meets world#full house#comfort character#comfort characters#my top 10#my top#comfort#pt 2#part 2#river phoenix#sabrina carpenter
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Fave Five: YA with Queer Autistic MCs
Tonight We Rule the World by Zack Smedley Margo Zimmerman Gets the Girl by Brianna R. Shrum and Sara Waxelbaum The Luis Ortega Survival Club by Sonora Reyes The Many Half-Lived Lives of Sam Sylvester by Maya MacGregor This is the Way the World Ends by Jen Wilde
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#actuallyautistic#autism#Autistic#Brianna R. Shrum#Jen Wilde#Margo Zimmerman Gets the Girl#Maya MacGregor#Neurodivergence#Neurodivergent#Sara Waxelbaum#Sonora Reyes#The Luis Ortega Survival Club#The Many Half-Lived Lives of Sam Sylvester#YA#Young Adult#Zack Smedley
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suite life of anubis aesthetics ☆ kt/maya & mara/zack
for @angelamoores | psd
#this would've been your birthday present had i finished it in time 🙃 sorry it's so late. and also that it's. not the best#the suite life of anubis#annie tag 💖#house of anubis#hoa#the suite life on deck#kt rush#maya bennett#zack martin#mara jaffray#mine#*gifts#*#how did i not realize until like 3 hours after posting#that zack and maya are making the exact same expression asldkfj#that was not on purpose i promsie#*promise
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thdres so many blorbos in my brain:(
#shoutout to grian h. dreamslayer and jonathan sims and surge the tenrec and phoenix wright and cloud strife#the fucking crossover of fandom you couldve! ever imagined!#way more from those same fandoms 2 just the main ones#im also so normal about zack fair and genesis rhapsodos and tifa lockheart and shadow the hedgehog and sonic the hedgehog and miles edgewor#h and maya fay and martin blackwood#just me posting shit again. anyway.#its 6am:3
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Suite Life on Deck, Gravity Falls Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mentions of past Bailey Pickett/Cody Martin, complicated Maya Bennett/Zack Martin, Cody Martin & Zack Martin, Zack Martin & Original Child Character(s) Characters: Cody Martin, Zack Martin, Maya Bennett (Suite Life), Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: this is officially the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever written, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, AU: the twins never made up in Suite Life Movie, also a gravity falls AU, Sorry Not Sorry, Faked character death, Gravity Falls Oregon, I’d call it crack but I’m putting effort into it, it starts in the middle like one of those “I Survived” books, Gravity Falls References, Gravity Falls is listed as a fandom because of elements from the show Summary:
A timeline where the twins never take part in Project Gemini, therefore never making up after their fight. They avoid each other until graduation, and then go their separate ways. When Cody’s research surrounding the mysteries of a small town in Oregon spiral out of control, the only one he can turn to is his brother. Cody disappears, and Zack fakes his death and takes his brother’s place. Ten years later, Zack and Maya’s kids show up to spend the summer with their “Uncle Cody”. That’s the summer it all comes undone.
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The Untrustworthy Fake: Disability Tropes
[ID: A screenshot of Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as he limps towards a crowd using a cane. In the picture, he has a brown top hat in his hand, and he's wearing a suit with a purple jacket, multicoloured bow tie and cream coloured pants. Beside him is text that reads: "Disability Tropes, The untrustworthy Fake" /End ID]
Tell me if this sounds familiar: A new character is introduced into a story with some kind of disability - usually visible but not always. Maybe they're a seemingly harmless person in a wheelchair, maybe they're a one-legged beggar on the street, or maybe they're an elderly person with a cane and a slow, heavy limp. But at some point, it's revealed it's all a ruse! The old man with a cane "falls" forward and does a flawless summersault before energetically springing back up to his feet, the wheelchair user gets to their feet as soon as they think the other character's backs are turned, the one legged beggar's crutch is knocked out of his hand, only to have his other leg pop out of his loose-fitting tunic to catch him.
All of these are real examples. Maya and The Three introduces one of it's main protagonists, Ricco, by having him pretend to be missing a leg in order to con people (something that works on the protagonist, at least at first), Buffy The Vampire Slayer had the character Spike, pretend to be in a wheelchair, until the other characters leave and he gets up, revealing it's all a ruse and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory introduces Wonka by having him slowly limp out into the courtyard of the factory, only for his cane to get stuck, causing him to "fall" and jump back up, revealing that he's actually perfectly fine. Virtually every single major crime show in the past few decades has used this trope too, from CSI to The Mentalist, Castle, Law and Order and Monk all having at least one episode featuring it in some way. Even the kids media I grew up with isn't free from it; The Suite Life of Zack & Cody sees Zach faking being dyslexic after meeting someone who actually has the condition in the episode Smarter and Smarter and the SpongeBob SquarePants episode Krabs vs Plankton has Plankton fake needing a wheelchair (among other injuries) after falling in the Krusty Krab as a ploy to sue Mr Krabs and trick the court into giving him the Kraby Patty Formula.
No matter the genre or target audience though, one thing is consistent: this trope is used as a way to show someone is dishonest and not to be trusted. When the trope is used later in the story, it's often meant to be a big reveal, to shock the audience and make them mad that they've been duped, to show the characters and us what this person (usually a villain) is willing to stoop to. Revealing the ruse early on though is very often used to establish how sleazy or even how dangerous a character is and to tell the audience that they shouldn't trust them from the get go. Gene Wilde (The actor who first played Willy Wonka) even said in several interviews that this was his intent for Wonka's character. He even went so far as to tell the director of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that he wouldn't do the film without that scene because of how strongly he felt this trope was needed to lay the foundations for Wonka's questionable intentions and motivations. His exact words are: "...but I wouldn't have done the film if they didn't let me come out walking as a cripple and then getting my cane stuck into a cobble stone, doing a forward somersault and then bouncing up... the director said, well what do you want to do that for? and I said because from that point on, no one will know whether I'm telling the truth or lying."
There's... a lot of problems with this trope, but that quote encapsulates one of the biggest ones. whether intentionally or not, this trope ends up framing a lot of actual disabled people as deceitful, dishonest liars. Now I can already hear you all typing, What?! Cy that's ridiculous! No one is saying real disabled people are untrustworthy or lying about their disabilities, just people who are faking!
but the thing is, the things often used in this trope as "evidence" of someone faking a disability are things real disabled people do. A person standing up from their wheelchair or having scuff-marks on their shoes, like in the episode Miss Red from The Mentalist isn't a sign they're faking, a lot of wheelchair users can stand and even walk! They're called ambulatory wheelchair users, and they might use a wheelchair because they can't walk far, they might not feel safe walking on all terrains, they might have unstable joints that makes standing for too long risky, they might have a heart condition like POTS that has a bigger impact when they stand up or any number of other reasons. Also even non-ambulatory wheelchair users will still have scuff marks from things like transferring and bumping into things (rather hilariously, even TV Tropes calls this episode out as being "BS" in it's listing for this trope, which it refers to as Obfuscating Disability). A blind beggar flinching or getting scared when you pull a gun on them isn't a sign they're faking their blindness like it is in Red Dead Redemption 2. Plenty of blind people can still see a little bit, it might only be a general sense of light and darkness, it might be exceptionally blurry or just the fuzzy outlines of shapes, or they might only be able to see something directly in front of them, all of which might still be enough to cue the person into what's happening in a situation like that. Even if it's not, the sound of you pulling your gun out or other people nearby freaking out and making noise probably would tip them off. A person needing a cane or similar mobility aid sometimes, but being able to go without briefly or do even "big movements" like Wonka's rolling somersault, doesn't mean they don't need it at all. Just like with wheelchairs, there's a lot of disabilities that require canes and similar aids some days, and not others. Some disabilities even allow people those big, often straining movements on occasion, or allow them to move without the aid for short periods of time, but not for long. Some people's disability's might even require a mobility aid like a cane as a backup, just in case something goes wrong, but that still means you need to carry it around with you, and unless it can fold down, it's easier to just use it.
Disability is a spectrum, and a lot of disabilities vary in severity and what is required of the people who have them day to day. This trope, however, helps to perpetuate the idea that someone who does any of these things (and many others) is faking, which can actively make the lives of disabled people harder and can even put them in very real danger, physically, mentally and even financially.
Just ask any ambulatory wheelchair user about how many times they've been yelled at for using accommodations they need, like disabled toilets or parking spaces. How many times they've been accused of faking and even filmed without their consent because they stood up in public, even if it was to do something like get their wheelchair unstuck or as simple as them standing to briefly reach something on a high shelf. I've caught multiple people filming me before, so have my friends and family, and it's honestly scary not knowing where those images have ended up. This doesn't just impact the person either, a friend of mine was filmed while standing up to get his daughter (who was about 4 at the time) out of the car. He was lucky to have stumbled across the video a few days later on facebook and contacted the group admins where it was posted to get it taken down, but had he not stumbled across it by chance, pictures with his home address and his car's number plate, his child's face and his face all visible would have just been floating around, all because a woman saw him stand briefly to pick up his daughter.
Many people don't stop at just saying a nasty comment or taking a photo though, a lot of people, when they suspect people are faking, will get violent. I have many friends who have been pushed, slapped in the face, spat on or had their mobility devices kicked out from under them. I've even been in a few situations myself where, had I not had people with me, I think the situation would have turned violent.
There's even been cases where those photos and videos I've mentioned before have been used against real disabled people and they've been reported to their country's welfare system as committing disability fraud. While cases like this are usually resolved *relatively* quickly, in many parts of the world, their payment will be halted while the investigation is in process, meaning they may be without any income at all because of someone else's ignorance. If you're already struggling to make ends meet (which, if you're only living off one of those payments, you probably will be), a few weeks without pay can mean the difference between having a home and being on the streets.
Not to mention that when there's so many stories about people faking a disability in the media, especially when the character is doing it to get some kind of "advantage", such as getting accommodations or some kind of disability benefit, it perpetuates the idea that people are rorting the systems put in place to help disabled people. If this idea becomes prevalent enough, the people in charge start making it harder for the people who need them to access those systems, which more often than not results in disabled people not even being able to access the very systems that are supposed to be helping them. A very, very common example of this is in education where accommodations for things like learning disabilities require you to jump through a ridiculous number of hoops, especially at higher levels, only to have some teachers and professors refuse to adhere to the adaptations anyway because they're convinced the student (and usually disabled students as a whole) is faking.
Yes, the "untrustworthy faker" is a fictional trope, and yes, it does occasionally happen in real life, but not as often as media (including things like news outlets) would have you believe. However, when the media we consume is priming people to look for signs that a disabled person is faking, it has a real impact on real disabled people's lives. "Fake-claiming" is a massive problem for people in pretty much all parts of the disabled community, and it ranges from being just annoying (e.g. such as people spamming and fake-claiming blind people online with "if you were really blind, how do you see the screen" comments) to the more serious cases I mentioned above. It's for this reason a lot of folks in the disabled community ask that people leave this trope out of their works.
#Writing disability with Cy Cyborg#Long Post#Disability#Disabled#Disability Representation#Writing Disability#Writing#Writeblr#Authors#Creators#Writing Advice#Disabled Characters#On Writing#Disability in Media#Tropes#Disability Tropes#faking disability trope
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@easthigh's monstober 2023 event 👻 week three: costumes
↳ MY FAVOURITE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES IN DISNEY CHANNEL SHOWS
Della and Donald Duck in DuckTales | 03x10 "The Trickening!" (2020)
Maya Hart in Girl Meets World | 01x11 "Girl Meets World of Terror" (2014)
Miranda Sanchez in Lizzie McGuire | 01x24 "Night of the Day of the Dead" (2001)
Holden Dippledorf and Liv Rooney in Liv and Maddie 03x04 "Haunt-a-Rooney" (2015)
Olive Rozalski, Emmy Mendoza, Sophia, and Sydney Reynolds in Sydney to the Max | 03x14 "The Hunt for Rad October" (2021)
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible | 01x14 "October 31st" (2002)
Willow Park in The Owl House | 03x01 "Thanks to Them" (2022)
Riley Matthews in Girl Meets World | 01x11 "Girl Meets World of Terror" (2014)
Luz Noceda and Amity Blight in The Owl House | 03x01 "Thanks to Them" (2022)
Cece Jones and Rocky Blue in Shake It Up | 03x25 "Haunt-It-Up" (2013)
Keely Teslow and Phil Diffy in Phil of the Future | 01x15 "Halloween" (2004)
Jumba Jookiba and Wendy Pleakley in Lilo & Stitch: The Series | 01x05 "Spooky" (2003)
London Tipton in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody | 03x12 "Arwinstein"
Daphne Diaz in Stuck in the Middle | 02x17 "Stuck in a Merry Scary"
Hartley and Amy Madden in The Villains of Valley View | 01x11 "Havoc-Ween"
Frankie Wong and Paige Olvera in Bizaardvark | 03x07 "Halloweenvark Part 3: Mali-Boo!"
Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place | 03x02 "Halloween"
#disney channel#disneyedit#disneychanneledit#userjessica#disneynetwork#tuserkit#tusercourtney#userrobin#rogerhealey#userpjo#userzackmartin#usersource#usercreate#halloweensource#smallscreensource#halloweenedit#tvarchive#*edits#monstober 2023#monstober
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ヽ`、☁ヽ`─── READ YOUR MIND
aka who i write for & masterlist
shows
my life with the walter boys
cole walter
alex walter
danny walter
jackie howard
lab rats (elite force)
adam davenport
bree davenport
chase davenport
mighty med
kaz
oliver
skylar storm
wizards of waverly place
justin russo
alex russo
max russo
good luck charlie
pj duncan
teddy duncan
gabe duncan
girl meets world
riley matthews
maya hart
lucas frair
farkle minkus
zay babineaux
suite life on deck
zack martin
cody martin
austin and ally
austin moon
kickin’ it
jack brewer
kim crawford
jerry martinez
high school musical: the musical: the series
ricky bowen
nini salazar-roberts
gina porter
ej caswell
mack alana
jet
maddox
cobra kai
miguel diaz
eli “hawk” moskowitz
robby keene
tory nichols
samantha “sam” larusso
anthony larusso
demetri alexopoulos
victorious
tori vega
andre harris
beck oliver
jade west
robby shapiro
cat valentine
trina vega
henry danger
henry hart
the summer i turned pretty
isabel “belly” conklin
conrad fisher
jeremiah fisher
steven conklin
taylor jewel
cam cameron
gen v
marie moreau
jordan li
emma meyer
sam riordan
luke riodan
cate dunlap
school spirits
maddie nears
wally clark
simon elroy
xavier baxter
that 90s show
jay kelso
nate runck
movies
diary of a wimpy kid
rodrick heffley
descendants
mal bertha
evie
jay
carlos de vil
ben florian
z-o-m-b-i-e-s
zed necrodopolis
wyatt lykensen
teen beach movie
brady
mack
high school musical
troy bolton
gabriella montez
chad danforth
sharpay evans
miscellaneous
masterlist yipyip!
wattpad fanfics!
#disney#disney channel#disney channel imagines#disney imagines#nickelodeon#nickelodeon imagines#netflix#netflix imagines#my life with the walter boys#mlwtwb#lab rats#lab rats elite force#mighty med#wizards of waverly place#good luck charlie#glc#girl meets world#gmw#suite life#suite life on deck#kickin it#disney xd#high school musical#high school musical the musical the series#hsmtmts#cobra kai#victorious#henry danger#the summer i turned pretty#masterlist
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naturalbornluvr hot people list
kinda not really ranked
1. cal gabriel
1. cal robertson in the year 2001
1. my husband
1. my baby daddy
1. daddy
1. the love of my life
1. light of my life fire of my loins
1. the blonde kid from that school shooter movie
2. lana del rey
3. hayden anhedonia
4. andre kreigman
5. christian bale
6. matt dillon
7. lorenzo zurolo
8. jake gyllenhaal
9. liz gillies
10. robbie shapiro
11. robbie hawkins
12. beck from victorious
13. alexander hamilton (the real 1776 one not lin)
14. andre harris
15. eric harris
16. jodi arias
17. ricky kasso
18. peter steele
19. ghostface
20. timothee chalamet (bones and all specifically)
21. weasley twins
22. hermione granger
23. harry potter
24. tom riddle
25. rachel lurie
26. sera promgoer
27. regina george
28. ron weasley
29. robert pattinson
30. mason freeland
31. sodapop curtis
32. everyone from the breakfast club
33. alice cullen
34. rosalie cullen
35. daddylisle cullen
36. dilfy swan
37. the one guy in the hallway in mean girls when cady says i think he’s going to the projection room above the auditorium
38. carl azuz
39. mickey and mallory
40. maya from pll
41. jfk
42. jfk jr
43. jfk jr jr
44. damon albarn
45. ANAKIN SKYWALKER (he should NOT be this low but i don’t wanna change the numbers. takes too long. everyone that should be higher up is going in all caps now)
46. the guy from i believe his unicorns. spencer? i think
47. JESS MARIANO
48. born to die music video boyfriend
49. shades of cool music video boyfriend
50. health ledger
51. chad michael murray
52. a$ap rocky
53. holly would from cool world
54. brad pitt
55. zion from ginny and georgia (young & old)
56. georgia miller
57. tyler the creator
58. KURT COBAIN
59. adam brody
60. megan fox
61. 2000s christina aguilera
62. RODRICK HEFFLEY
63. jeffrey dean morgan
64. charles shaughnessy
65. grown up zack from school of rock (like when he stole the guitars and amp in like 2019)
66. the one guy from school of rock who’s like yo u guys rocked man how old are u guys after the battle of the bands show
67. ned from school of rock
68. jack black
69 mweheheh. both george coopers
70. meemaw
71. meemaws friend played by reba i think
72. alex arnold
73. sid jenkins
74. kurtis conner
75. danny gonzalez
76. drewisgooden
77. kim possible
78. bill scarscard or whatever his last name is
79. GWEN from tdi
80. julia from tdi
81. heather from tdi
82. like all of the girls from tdi. at least half
83. naked guy from gilmore girls
84. taylor momsen
85. the other mother
86. mrs spink
87. coraline’s dad & other dad but not the pumpkin one
88. artyom
89. the babysitter and bones from monster house
90. lightning mcqueen
91. mater
92. angelina jolie
93. evan peters
94. ryan gosling obviously
95. THE DAD FROM INSIDE OUT. more like riley’s dad turn ME inside out. awooooga
96. the 911 operator from zero day when she’s not yapping
97. karina and ronald now from sis vs bro
98. cameron boyce
99. joseph gordon levitt
100. the mom from inside out. same thing i said for her husband
i will be adding on most definitely but 100 is a nice number to stop at 😇🫶
NEVERMIND
101. DADDY oops i mean flynn ryder oops i mean eugene fitzherbert
102. keanu reaves
103. chris mclean
104. playboi carti
105. JOEY SMACK
106. eric from elephant
107. drew starkey
108. that one biker bf from the ride mv
109. my husband’s dad …………..
110. andre’s dad
111. KRISTOFF !!!
112. shang from mulan
113. naveen from princess and the frog
114. MILO JAMES THATCH
115. steve terreberry
116. verryyy cal gabriel coded theatre kid at my school
117. hallway crush 1
118. hallway crush 2
119. hallway crush 3
120. hallway crush 4
121. maxo_xoxo on twitter and his wife lolaloopzy
122. MILA KUNIS
123. melania trump
124. jane fonda
125. fran FOIIINEEEE
126. that one guy who ranks things and uses the high pitched voice filter on tiktok
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Best Character Named X Poll
FOLLOW @best-character-named-x-poll
I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day. New polls scheduled for 1:30PM GMT everyday.
ask box closed for now
WILL BE POSTING POLLS ON @best-character-named-x-poll FROM FEB 1ST
If your favourite character is not included in the poll very sorry i have either never heard of them or actively chose not to include them as theres only 6 characters per poll. Characters will only count of that is their first name, surnames do not count.
Round 85: David
Round 86: Tiffany
Round 87: Charlie
Round 88: Sandy
Round 89: Cody
Round 90: Amanda
Round 91: Jeremy
Past Polls and Poll Ideas under the cut
Names that I have a complete list for*
Caroline, Tyler, Louis, Leonard, Rebecca, Steve, Nicole, Isabelle, Victoria, Katherine, Jade, Alex, Sophie, Greg, Jake, Ellie, Isaac, Robin, Tony, Annie, Lisa, Margaret, Oliver, Clark, Kara, Phoebe, Emma, Ruby, Bart, Alfie, Beth, Julian, Nancy, Penny, Margaret, Tessa, Erica, Theresa, George, Kevin, Sebastian, Felix, Martin, Michael, Erin, Caleb, Helen, Charlotte, Kyle, Martha, Diana, Elsa, Gary, Zoe, Connor, Colin, Daisy, Eric, Maya, Adam, Andy, Magnus, Alma, Nora, Alice, Spike, Leon, Marcel, Kim, Juno, Sue, Chris, Otto, Donald, Daphne, Kate, Todd, Ned, Ken, Angel, Judy, Jo, Hazel, Naomi, Diego, Miranda, Joel, Lila, Duncan, Dexter, Meredith, Pearl, Lily, Malcolm, Napolean, Joan, Nico, Jamie, Nadia, Velma, Jill, Kiera, Rory, Evan, Tam, Klaus, Neil, Derek, Michelle, Luna, Laila, Cordelia, Zack, Imogen, Felicity, Cindy, Alicia, Kelly, Alan, April, Astrid, Delilah, Jodie, Claudia, Juliet, Karen, Jonas, Milo, Celia, Hannah, Joy, Ethan, Katya, Aria, Atticus, Ian, Cynthia, Faye, Frank, Boo, River, Corey, Gabrielle, Minerva, Ebony, Zia, Beverly, Rudy, Georgina
Names I have an incomplete list for (welcome to send character suggestions)
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Chapter 6 of Weddings 101 with Dieter Series
Dieter Bravo x Maya (plus size OFC)
This blog and fic are for readers 18+ MDNI
Summary: The fallout from the pictures begins and Dieter’s PR leader Vanessa is here to help, we think. Zack is just trying to stay employed. Dieter and Maya make a critical decision. Oscar might actually be useful.
Word Count: 3836
Warnings: naked people, a bad Beyoncé joke, messing with your assistant, some angst, no Cheetos or tequila were harmed in his chapter, sexual tension? or she might not be that into you dude, plotting, being an asshole sister in law, anxiety, I might have a good use for Oscar finally
Notes: This took me a while because I don’t like having loose ends and I wanted to build the drama! Not that there isn’t enough. 😆 With this chapter, this fic is my longest one to date, I'm proud of all the different directions it goes into. I have even more plans for them. 🫡
Main Masterlist/ Dieter Bravo Masterlist/ AO3 Link
Today was one of the days that Zack did not look forward to. He was at the villa at ten in the morning. The photos were everywhere, Vanessa had blown up his phone for information and face-timed him from the jet. He needed to warn both Dieter and Maya that she was coming. Maybe it would be good… “No, I'm lying to myself. Vanessa will question everything. Will I even have a job? She seemed mad though Mr. Bravo’s happy. Doesn’t that count for something? It’s not with drugs.” Walking up to the front door, he was going to use his key when he heard some giggling. “I just…I’ve seen Dieter naked. It’s kinda a requirement of the job. Just not Ms. Maya, she’s a nice lady.” He decided to knock loudly on the door, the giggles ceased and he heard footsteps heavy toward the door.
“Who’s banging on my door this damn early?! You better get out of here!”
“Dee at least ask who it is.”
“I don’t care, it could be the president, pope or, no Beyonce could come in.”
“I am not meeting Beyonce in my robe. My hair is a mess, my face is puffy, I haven’t showered yet…that’s not who it is!”
“I mean, if she shows up on this door, she’s gonna have to be okay with my bare ass, balls and your robe with your cute puffy face. It’s just us. You don’t need one. I’m just going to take it back off to eat you for-.”
“MR. BRAVO IT’S ME ZACK! YOUR ASSISTANT!” He screamed, he didn’t need to hear Dieter removing anything off of Maya or eating her in any capacity, they can do that after he leaves later. Never any filter with this damn man, he just needs to remind himself of his loans. This is for your loans. This job is getting you out of debt.
“Oh! Why didn’t you say so?” Dieter opens the door as Maya yells at him not to. She grabs the throw blanket off the couch and wraps it around Dieter's waist. Zack appreciates that someone has some sense of when to be naked and when not to be.
“Good morning Ms. Maya. Hi Dieter.” The assistant enthusiasm only was on display for Maya who gave him a smile and a hello. Dieter sucked his teeth.
“Hey! Why do you greet her like that? I’m your employer! Be happy to see me, dammit!” Bravo fussed and took a hold of the blanket that Maya had been holding. He needed to pull it up so he wouldn’t step on it.
Zack set his messenger bag on the couch and made a mental note of which throw blanket that was. It would need to be washed later after being thrown on Vanessa first. Maybe in her face.
“Have either of you turned on the TV or looked at your phones? I did try calling both of you, but I assume-” Zack trailed off. He took a good look at them both. Dieter had scratches on his shoulders and chest peppered with bruises. His neck has several hickeys and so did Maya’s. She on the other hand appeared to have bruises that resembled fingers maybe? Zack didn’t want to think too much about it. “You both were otherwise occupied.” He sat down in the overstuffed chair. Dieter sat in the middle of the couch with Maya on one end, he draped part of the blanket over her legs since her robe hit mid-thigh.
Maya shakes her head. “No. We haven’t. Is there something Dieter should be concerned about?”
“It’s something both of you should be concerned about Ms. Maya.” Zack sighs and pulls out his iPad. On it, he loads up Google and type in Dieter’s name. The first ten links are to various sites that have pictures and speculations about Maya and Dieter, their relationship, who she is, what he’s doing with her and all sorts of nonsense. Thankfully, the negative comments are at a minimum, most were wondering if Dieter was making a turn for the better after his two week long marriage to Anika.
Dieter thought he’d been careful. The boutique had been cleared, he thought. The jet he hadn’t been concerned about much of anything except getting her to ride with him so that one’s on him. The restaurant was supposed to only have VIPs, others who wouldn’t care about him being there with someone. Outside of the wedding venue could have been anyone. He hadn’t been thinking on that one either, well other than spending time with Maya that is. Now he’s involved her without her full consent. “Dammit…” He turned to say something to her, anything, but she’d gotten up and walked upstairs. He stood to go after her but Zack called after Dieter.
“Sir, if you’re going to have a conversation with any meaning, at least put underwear on. Also Vanessa just texted and she’s an hour out. No word on what the plan is yet. Don’t say anything stupid to Ms. Maya. She’s…” The assistant’s voice trailed off as Dieter stood next to his chair naked with his hands on his hips.
“She’s what Zack? Maya is funny, wonderful, gorgeous and so damn soft. I better not catch you looking at-“
“Mr. Bravo. I was going to say she’s a normal person like me who’s likely freaked out about suddenly having her picture everywhere and her life questioned by people she doesn’t know. Also I don’t see her that way. I don’t see you or anyone that way. I don’t form attachments like that at least not right away and it needs to be the right person.”
“That’s right, you’re Demi-sexual right? I keep forgetting that.”
Zack massages his temples, his boss has gotten sidetracked. “Task at hand sir. Ms. Maya is freaking out. Reassure her with pants on.” He knew to keep it short so Bravo wouldn’t lose focus again.
“Right, I’m off. Tell Nessa we’ll be down shortly.” Making his way up the stairs, he quickly went into his room, tossed on some boxers and took a deep breath. “Taking advantage of this would be wrong…right?” Daisy nips at his toes. “Hey girl, you gave us some privacy last night? Thanks.” He picks her up and scratches behind her ears. “I want her to stay with us Daisy. I know she has her own stuff, but couldn’t it be part of mine? We could have our stuff.” The goat licks a bite mark on his neck, “Maya’s a bit rough with me Daisy. It’s been a long while since I’ve been handled like that.” The low chuckle at the memory had him curious when the next time would be, if there would be a next time.
In Maya’s room:
“Oh my god, oh my god….nononono…” Panic was taking over, what did this all mean? Is she going to need to change jobs? Her name? What do people even do in this situation? Is she just going to be some quiz show question? That’s not how Maya wants to be on Jeopardy. Pacing in her room, she hears her phone vibrate.
Maya picked up her phone and saw twenty missed calls, ten of which were from Elyssa. Her mother congratulated her for snagging not only a nice man but a rich one. Her little brother Michael said to call him, he needs to talk to this man who has her out all over the place. Her two older brothers said the same thing but told her that they won’t recognize him as a brother in law unless he passes a few tests. There were increasingly frantic texts from the bride demanding to know the following:
Why she brought a celebrity to her wedding?
Why she was trying to sabotage her?
Is it because the entire time she’s dated Michael, Maya’s always been alone?
Did you go into debt paying him to come with you?
Or is this how you were able to afford coming out to the wedding in the first place?
“What the hell are they all talking about about Dieter is not…he’s…well. Maybe…” Her conviction is wavering but she can’t stay with Dee. She has work, a life, but the last few days have been nothing short of wonderful. “And last night was…”
“I thought between last night and this morning things were great, superb even. Am I wrong?” Strolling in her room wearing a pair of navy boxer briefs that hung just below the swell of his tummy, Dieter crossed his arms watching Maya stop her pacing. She looked up at him, feeling embarrassed, frustrated, pissed and if she was honest with herself, happy. Unable to meet his gaze, she kept her eyes on her phone, re-reading Elyssa’s texts. Dieter peered over her shoulder and clicked his tongue. “She really has nothing better to do then text you that? That woman is insufferable. I’d feel bad for your little brother if it didn’t sound like he was threatening me too. Doesn’t he know I have a goat?”
Wrapping his arms around her, Maya her initial laugh turned into a sigh and leaned back against Bravo’s chest. “They’re just worried, though they don’t need to be.”
“Is that what you call it? I’d say they’re over-protective. And Elyssa is being a bitch with those questions. Anyway, forget all that, sit down.” Dieter tugs her over to the bed and has Maya sit across his lap with her legs to one side. She tried to stand up, but she still got his strong arms wrapped around her. “We need to talk cariño (sweetheart.)”
“I know. I’ll go to the hotel. Things should blow over right?” Still looking at her phone, thumbing through her Instagram. There are mostly curious comments, a few mean and racist ones, a couple others were congratulatory. Bravo takes her phone and tosses it on the bed. “Dee, what the hell?” Finally, she’s looking at him, with surprise and fear on her face.
“I know you’re scared Almond Joy. I also know you never asked for any of this, to be associated which a guy who’s known for fucking up everything he touches except for easels, scripts and KitKats.” A kiss to her shoulder has her stiffen, then relax. “I also…don’t want you to leave.” Maya’s watching his eyes again. They look the same as last night, burrowing within her.
“I can’t. You know I can’t. I’m not like you Dieter.” Shutting her lids tight is the only way not to be drawn in by his cocoa pools. Putting an arm around his shoulder, her hand lands on his back where she’s scratched him.
“I know you’re not Maya. That’s part of what makes you so majestic. The trust you have in me, the fun, some other things you might still have in you.” Her fingers pinched his cheek.
“Be serious! I’m not built for that type of scrutiny Dee and we’re not even toget-“
“But what if we were? Together? I mean it’s pretty muddled but you snap me back in to focus. We can just date. I’m not saying you have to stay here, we just see each other when we can. Video calls and I’ll come see where you live and-“
“You’ll tell me it’s beneath me and I need to be somewhere else because I only live once or something right?” The quick peck to his lips paused his thoughts. “Is that what our relationship becomes? Calls and visits? I…” Maya laments, she just has to say it, but she can’t. “Just let me go. I can’t…” Slipping out of Dieter’s arms, she steps away from him only to be in front of the same mirror from last night. Where he showed her how beautiful he believes her to be. Her hands are in her face again. She’s frightened but he’s thinks it’s not only the prospect of being on display for people.
Instead of approaching her from behind Bravo stands in front of her, “Ahora relájate y deja que cuide de ti (Relax now and let me take care of you).” Dieter places his hands on hers and moves them, she allows him to without a fuss. Her eyes are closed and there are tears at the edges, his lips wipe them away. “Let me. I’m not saying you’ll be a kept woman. You know that’s not what I mean. Just be honest with me, like you were last night. Tell me what you want.”
Maya knows he’s giving her a huge opening. She’s been fighting what she wants. She told herself it’s just for now, and then it was until the wedding was over. But Dieter’s offering it to her, why can’t she just say it?! “I..I…want. I want to stay with you. Be silly, wake up with you and do more fun things. Like the beach, swimming, brunch, just a drive. I don’t want to worry anymore. I’d like…” Dieter places his forehead against Maya’s as her tears fall. He doesn’t wipe them away this time. Just lets her continue. “I’d like to be fussed over, just some. Not in a weird dominating way but like…a soft way. Like am I okay, do I need anything, does that feel good, would you like more, do you even like that, what do you want to do today, what are your favorite foods and colors…Ugh…that was way too much. I can’t-“
“No. You can Maya. Be greedy. Ask for my time. Tell me to give you all you want. I don’t know if I can but I can damn well try. Mi mujer perfecta (My perfect woman).” He kisses her forehead and cups her face with his large hands. Her eyes are red and puffy. “I’ll say it again. I don’t want you to go Kit Kat. Just stay and worry about yourself. Please.”
“I feel like I’m watching a romance film right now. My, my…It looks like we won’t need to manufacture a real relationship between the two of you.” A woman of about five feet seven inches with auburn hair and matching butterfly tattoos on each arm. She wore a sleeveless navy blue slim fit dress with black red bottom heels. Her red tote bag swayed with her steps toward the couple. “Sorry to interrupt darlings, such a sweet moment, but we need to go ahead and decide how we want the chips to fall.” She smiled, patting Maya’s shoulder, studying her wet face. This Maya is cute, she almost wants to pinch her cheek. That didn’t matter much, what would matter is what these two decided to do. “My name is Vanessa. I’m the leader of Dieter’s PR team. Meet me downstairs when you two are dressed, don’t take too long. There’s much to discuss.” The fixer disappeared out of the room and back down the stairs to Zack, it looks like there was a lot he left out in his updates.
Back downstairs, Zack was being questioned by Vanessa after she peeked in on Dieter and Maya. She found out that Dieter had invited Maya on his jet after her flight was canceled. Since then, they’d grown closer and outside of one small sniff of a seat (Zack left out that it was coke on Maya’s seat - told her it was ecstasy). He also told her about Oscar’s fights with Dieter and the goat bite. Vanessa said she was aware of that one not the guitar one though. She said that she would table the idea of using Oscar in that manner, instead, why was Maya coming to Hawaii in the first place. Zack then remembered it was for a wedding, though who knows what’s happening with it now. From what he’s gathered, the bride, Maya’s future sister in law sounds like an asshole and crazy. Vanessa was making notes in a small pad she removed from her tote. “A plan is brewing Zack. You’ll need to actually keep me informed instead of pieces of information.”
”Yes ma’am. It’s just…Ms. Maya is really nice and Dieter seems somewhat sane with her. As sane as he’s going to be. It’s nice. No woodwind or brass instruments so far this week. I don’t know what his deal with the instruments is either. So weird. Or crazy parties. And I haven’t seen any toys askew but they could have just cleaned up which is still pretty nice and-“” Zack paused. “Just see how they are with each other, you’ll see.”
Soon Maya and Dieter came downstairs fully dressed, Maya in a simple pink dress, flowing with wide sleeves and skirt. She’d cleaned her face but it was slightly red around the eyes and ends of her ears. Dieter had on a pair of black shorts with a white tee and sunglasses on his head. They sat on the couch and held hands. Zack and Vanessa watched their body language, in addition to them holding hands, Maya was leaning onto his shoulder and their knees were touching. If…they were seen like this out and about and if someone for whatever reason did an interview with them, it would reflect well for Dieter. Despite actually marrying that woman Anika, their interactions (outside of what happened in their bedroom) reflected two people that weren’t comfortable with each other and were distant.
“Have you two decided what you want to do? It’s not really ideal for the start of any relationship, but at the very least we’ll be able to sell you two as being in a legitimate relationship.” With her white manicured nail, she drew an imaginary circle around the pair. “The way your two sit in silence with each other is excellent. I take it, a decision has been made?” Vanessa placed her elbow on the top of her bent knee.
Maya squeezed Dieter’s hand and nodded, letting him talk, “Yeah we have Nessa.”
Later that evening…
Oscar was not pleased, what he woke up to was mostly positive headlines about Dieter Bravo. How happy he looked, how content, was it because of the new woman in his life? Was it something else? Maybe he came to Hawaii to rest and recharge and that’s why he looks like he has not a care in the world. Issac’s plan had severely backfired, worse yet, his assistant informed him that he’d received a call from Vanessa La Roux’s office. Oscar is aware of who she is and has only one dealing with her before and that ended poorly, where he had to take a sabbatical afterward.
Hanri knocked on Oscar’s hotel room door, he’d done as his boss asked and felt horrible about it. He was dropping off his boss’ usual order of tequila and three bags of hot Cheetos that he likes to eat in the evening. He had been propositioned by Vanessa and happily agreed to get her in the hotel and a private meeting with Mr. Issac. After getting her in, he left her to it and headed back to his room with his money. Oscar heard the door and called for the young man to bring him his snack.
“Good evening Oscar. Hanri is otherwise occupied.” Vanessa tilted her head and smiled, setting a bottle of tequila and the bags of cheetos on the end of the actor’s bed. “We have quite a bit to discuss tonight. You’ll need to be sober for this. After we talk you can drown yourself in your choice of drink.” She pulled up a chair and sat across from Oscar who was naked except for a soft eggshell robe that was wrapped around him.
“I figured you’d pop up at some point you damn she-devil. I guess my fun’s over. How much do I need to pay you to leave your little goat lover alone this time?” He remarks as he sips his red wine, expecting an outrageous number from her. It’s not like he hadn’t paid Vanessa and Dieter’s team before. Oscar enjoyed pissing Bravo off by any means. Their business ran on public opinion and numbers - no matter if it was scores, awards, stars, money, age, you name it, it could have a number.
“No, no, no Oscar. You don’t get to just pay me this time. If it was just messing with Dieter, that’s one thing, but-“ Vanessa stood and snatched a bag of cheetos, ripping it so they spilled on the floor. “-you’ve not only been stalking him. Something you said you’d never do again, you also leaked pictures of him and his girlfriend, who hadn’t settled on being in the public eye yet and now she has to. No cheetos for you.” Grabbing a fist full of Oscar’s hair, she tugged on it. “You’re going to follow Dieter and Maya to the wedding and you’re going to do exactly as I tell you. Then we can talk about money and I can use it to fund another studio for Dieter.”
Sucking his teeth, Oscar nods and takes a swig of his tequila, the fixer lets go of his hair and extends her hand. They grip hands and shake, sitting back down. “What do I have to do jefa (boss)?” He attempted to touch her knee but she slapped her hand away. “Ahaha, You’re really serious aren’t you? Well jefa, that just makes the reward that much hotter doesn’t it?” His snicker has Vanessa shift her weight from side to side.
Looking over her shoulder, she sneered. “That was only one time. Don’t test your luck Issac. I’ll be in touch.” She walks out leaving him to his late night snack. “You know you’re too old to be drinking like that, it was that same tequila that got you and Dieter on a lifetime ban from The Muppets.”
Oscar smiled as he stood and walked up behind Vanessa. Not touching her, just leaning over her shoulder to meet her face a few inches away. “I don’t recall you saying that in the green room when I had my Count cape on, and that wasn’t just one time. Unless you count it as one within a certain time period.” She exhaled and continued toward the door and Oscar followed her, but gave her more space, holding the door open for her. “I’ll take your ever so thoughtful advice mi jefa.” He takes a bow as she walks out.
On her way down to the car, Vanessa whips out her phone and texts Zack to tell Maya (as she’ll actually make sure Dieter’s on time) to ensure that they are at the dress rehearsal for the wedding on time tomorrow. Thankfully, it’s only some family stuff that Maya can skip and she mentioned after their talk that she would be having lunch with her mother.
The stage is prepared except for a few pieces here and there. This wedding rehearsal will be a vivid experience for all those in attendance. Vanessa was counting on it for Dieter’s sake, it was her job after all.
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frickingnerd's 3K follower event
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Bullying (Chie Satonaka)
Coffee Shop (Akihiko Sanada)
Coworkers To Lovers (Kaede Akamatsu)
Damsel In Distress (Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd)
Enemies To Lovers (Klavier Gavin)
Exes To Lovers (Junko Enoshima)
Fairy Tale (Maya Fey)
Fatal Injury (Luka Couffaine)
Flower Shop (Penny Polendina)
Found Family (Phoenix Wright)
Good Girl × Bad Boy (Pyra)
Kidnapped (Aerith Gainsborough)
Mafia (Blake Belladonna)
Mistaken Identity (Goro Akechi)
Partners In Crime (Hubert von Vestra)
Poor × Rich (Byakuya Togami)
Proposal (Claude von Riegan)
Reincarnation (Makoto Yuki)
Rescue (Zack Fair)
Roommates To Lovers (Shoto Todoroki)
Secret Admirer (Trucy Wright)
Slow Burn (Apollo Justice)
Spy × Target (Yomi Hellsmile)
Stalker × Victim (Takaya Sakaki)
There's Only One Bed (Aerith Gainsborough)
Wedding (Shinjiro Aragaki)
everyone is allowed to request one prompt. if a prompt is taken it'll be marked red. if you send in a request, but the prompt ends up taken by someone else, you can send another request, until one of your prompts is taken.
once all spots are taken, i'll start posting the oneshots at the beginning of the next month, which will likely be august or september.
if you have any questions, please ask me under this post, as others might have the same question & it'll help clear things up for everybody! :)
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𓍼 Hi hun ~ !!
𝒞 。 about me﹒ 🔆
name : mia
nicknames : maya, myr, max, myre
pronouns : she / any
identity : pan genderfluid demigender androgyne ambiam
other : agere caregiver, osdd-1b system protector and soother, my pronouns.cc
𝒞 。 info﹒ 🍥
i love looking after people, which is why i spread agere positivity, and i also love roleplaying as a cg !
feel free to pop into my inbox if youre a regressor who wants to talk to me about anything ! ᵔ◡ᵔ
currently on a bit of a hiatus / break for a bit, active on my other blogs !
𝒞 。 byf ﹠ dni﹒ 🐚
listed here
𝒞 。 extra﹒ 🧁
Main agere account : @zack-agere
Anons : none but I'm willing to add!
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