#yvonne's diary

[yvonnesrespite]

If Dr. Zayne finds this blog, hey sir! You saw nothing here. This blog doesn't exist. Especially whatever is said between Dr. Greyson and I, which is totally professional. I promise.

Greyson, Dr. Zayne walked around with a lipstick smudge on his collar and it's been like almost a whole day with nobody saying anything. What a guy.

[warpstonesorceress]

" Is that really true Rizzit? " Yvonne asked, shocked by what she just heard.

" Yes-yes, Oh great, powerful, and rich sorceress. Throt is a very terrifying-scary mad scientist that turns us clanrats and slave-slaves into gross-nasty creatures. Heard he punished undead girl-thing for betraying Moulder Clan. " Rizzit continued, stacking and organizing Yvonne's romantic novels she requested.

" R-really? " she stuttered, feeling a bit anxious. " What did he do? "

" Beat-thrashed her and branded her. In Rizzits opinion, he went easy on undead-thing. Throt has done worse-worse to traitors than that. " Rizzit alphabetized her strange assortments of romance books neatly on her shelf.

" ... I hope she's okay. " Yvonne replied, she can't help but feel sorry for Throt's undead slave girl.

" Mhm. Anyways, your most prestige and worshippeness. Rizzit heard that Queek Headtaker of Clan Mors, kiss-smooches his severed heads! " Rizzit's finally finished organizing the books.

" EWWWWW GROOOOSSSS !!! " Yvonne exclaimed, her face scrunching up in disgust.

Rizzit and Yvonne continued their gossip.

[yvonnesrespite]

With all due respect, please don't remind me. I pissed it off yesterday by calling it rickety (is it not? smh), then half of our printers stopped working, three pens exploded on me, and someone opened the warming cabinet and smacked me right in the face.

Dr. Zayne, I think we need an exorcism on the CT machine.

Does Akso have inside jokes?

Don't anger the ghost of the CT machine lest you invoke his wrath and cause 10 things to go wrong in a single day.

@drgreysonmd

[sotogalmo]

12:33

Couldnt wait. Have the Sebastian Glassred & Yvonne Venomania drawings I did<3

(yvonne: @aakaneeee ) / Sebastian as Gumina Glassred & Yvonne as Saterias Venomania

[inthedarktrees]

We practically finished our books today and our main idea for the day was to moider Mother. This notion is not a new one, but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have worked it out carefully and are both thrilled by the idea. Naturally we feel a trifle nervous, but the pleasure of anticipation is great. I shall not write the plan down here as I shall write it up when we carry it out (I hope). We both spent last night and the one before having a simply wonderful time in every possible way. We also planned a few odd pictures and recast most of the "Saints' Christmas." We burnt all our film books this evening.

Pauline Parker, diary entry, June 19, 1954

[ruins-of-her-peace]

"I'm failing myself in everything.. the smallest of things... Things so little, you don't even realise until it's too much..so much."

Emily Yvonne, diary entry

[cessreads]

February 25, 2024

Today Yvonne offered to sell her longboard to the barista I have a huge crush on just so we could get his number without making it obvious that I have a crush on him. Anyway, he looks like someone who longboards so of course it worked. I can’t stop laughing. She told him I’ll be the one to message him on where to pick up the item at the end of the month. It was a sitcom moment and I appreciate it.

[dearorpheus]

Are there any non-fiction you can recommend for people who are fascinated by your blog (especially the elements of dark eroticism, morbidity and horror)?

🖤 love that you are loving!

i will try to stick to non-fic (also refraining as best i can from re-recommending texts from previous asks but there is of course bound to be some overlap): - The Severed Head: Capital Visions, Julia Kristeva -> read about Aubrey Beardsley's illustrations for Salomé (x, x)

and supplement w Baudelaire's Une Martyre "in which the narrator lovingly contemplates the beauty of a woman's severed head at rest upon a nightstand"

- Masochism: Coldness and Cruelty & Venus in Furs, Deleuze - The Sadeian Woman: And the Ideology of Pornography, Angela Carter - Aesthetic Sexuality: A Literary History of Sadomasochism, Romana Byrne - Perverse Desire and the Ambiguous Icon, Allen S. Weiss - "Must We Burn Sade?", Simone de Beauvoir -> read also about Erzsébet Báthory, the Bloody Countess. supplement your readings with Borowcyzk's Immoral Tales (1973), Julie Delpy's The Countess (2009), Alejandra Pizarnik's La Condesa Sangrienta and/or, if you have the stomach for it:

Lorna's death in Hostel Pt II (2007), inspired by the Countess^

- Anaïs Nin's diaries + Henry and June - Abject Eroticism in Northern Renaissance Art, Yvonne Owens

Hans Baldung Grien "gave powerful visual expression to late medieval tropes and stereotypes, such as the poison maiden, venomous virgin, the Fall of Man, 'death and the maiden' and other motifs and eschatological themes, which mingled abject and erotic qualities in the female body"

- Satanic Feminism: Lucifer as the Liberator of Woman in Nineteenth-Century Culture, Per Faxneld - The Library of Esoterica's Witchcraft - the biographical Taschen on H.R. Giger's oeuvre—biomechanical, Lovecraftian-tentacular fused limbs, bodies, systems, overtly phallic/yonic symbology, darkly psychedelic... very much fantastically erotic; I have my eye on the 40th Anniversary Edition

Giger, as we know, having designed the xenomorph from the Alien (1979) series to have an intensely sexual evolution:

- DEFINITELY read about+explore ero guro (see also: Bataille's L'histoire de l'œil / Story of the Eye! though it is fiction)

brief introductory articles here and here but it's truly so rich and decadent... delve into it!! film, lit, manga, history, so on... -> watch Nagisa Ōshima's In The Realm Of The Senses (1976) too

- if you can read French by any chance, Le Corps Souillé (The Soiled Body) by Eric Falardeau looks incredible; if not, this excerpt alone is delightfully provocative even in isolation - similarly, L'espirit de plaisir: Une histoire de la sexualité et de l’érotisme au Japon (The Spirit of Pleasure: A History of Sexuality and Eroticism in Japan) by Philippe Pons and Pierre-François Souyri is something I'm hoping might see an English translation

^an excerpt from an interview with the authors

- The Art of Cruelty + The Red Parts, Maggie Nelson - Crucial Interventions: An Illustrated Treatise on the Principles & Practice of Nineteenth-Century Surgery, Richard Barnett - The Butchering Art, Lindsey Fitzharris - Death, Disease and Dissection, Suzie Grogan - The Theatre and Its Double, Antonin Artaud - Men, Women, and Chainsaws, Carol J. Clover - House of Psychotic Women, Kier-La Janisse - The Monstrous-Feminine, Barbara Creed - Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers, Sady Doyle - The Lady From The Black Lagoon, Mallory O'Meara

[yvonnesrespite]

"Um... Miss Nurse, you work here don't you?" The girl approaches the nurse timidly, looking quite lost. "Do you know..um, do you know Dr. Greyson?" ~🏞️

Yvonne, despite being generally kind and respectable, does have a bit of an intimidating visage. So she probably scared the poor girl at first. Especially as she put on her poker face. If she recalled correctly, this was the girl that she saw her colleague flirting with and sees an opportunity to have fun. Sorry not sorry Grey!

"Mhm. He's my colleague. Do you have an appointment with him, sweets?" She asks in her usual polite tone.

But oh, she knows. And this nurse is gonna have a field day.

[yvonnesrespite]

Oh my gosh besties, I hope I can buy one in pink!

@drgreysonmd @zayne-snowman (it's better to ask for forgiveness rather than approval teehee)

[albertserra]

@slayerbuffy tagged me to post my fave first watches of September and I’m cheating bc I watched lives of performers on like October 1st but I had to include it 🙂‍↕️ this isn’t in any order

Cecil B. Demented (2000) dir. John Waters

The Iron Rose (1973) dir. Jean Rollin

Diary of a Country Priest (1951) dir. Robert Bresson

8 1/2 Women (1999) dir. Peter Greenaway

Time of Indifference (1964) dir. Francesco Maselli

Mortu Nega / Those Whom Death Refused (1988) dir. Flora Gomes

Theodora Goes Wild (1936) dir. Richard Boleslawski

Lives of Performers (1972) dir. Yvonne Rainer

I tag ummm @falsenote @kiurit @aspirationalbrand @shesnake @anthonysperkins @gael-garcia

[akitasimblr]

👑ALICIA SASANKA👑

HARPER LEGACY DIARIES | Heir's ex-partner | Generation Seven

full name: alicia sasanka

nickname: none

life state: sim | elder | single

origin: in @fleuraliasave

partners: leonardo harper

offspring: yvonne harper

aspiration: painter extraordinaire

main traits: genius | creative | cheerful

born in: brindleton bay

lived in: del sol valley | san myshuno

career: painter

degree: unknown

EXPLORE MORE CHECK ALICIA'S APPARITIONS

*passport template credits

[sotogalmo]

4:40 am

Season40 is filled with so many freaks,,, (Yume, Toki, Ciaran, Yvonne, etc ...)

This is crazy. It's like, Season40 is the calling of all freaks or smth (it's also so funny cuz like. I think as of now Sebastian or maybe Nene are possibly the only sane characters)

Ciaran: @starry-skiez , Yvonne: @aakaneeee , Nene: @junebluues , Toki: @z3r0styrant . Yume & Sebastian are mine<3

[yvonnesrespite]

This! Mun came in from the floorboards and just made this blog to interact with more fans of the game. She’s been roleplaying for almost ten years now and hasn’t been happier to see that the roleplay community is still alive! Plus if there’s multiple of the same character, it could help disperse asks as well as grow the community!

Mun isn’t really officially in any group. Just wanted to join in on the fun. Make your gimmick blogs, make friends in the community, and keep having fun. Why would we gatekeep something that brings happiness to not just us, but other people who we’d want to befriend? And for those that mun has met, she would like to say that she really adores you guys, and in this short time you helped her stay sane in her last stretch of art college (bby, define sane -Mun).

Take care of yourselves and keep poking us! Kick our doors down (not literally) and screech into our asks. I love you all (Greyson is on thin ice though. mwah)

From one gimmick blog to the crowd - I think part of the reason it looks like we're group exclusionary is cause we just so happens to be the only ones doing it. There's two Yvonnes now! Bother both! There's a little bird! Caw at him! Everyone's welcome to make a blog for their own MC! Just have fun with it. We're just writers having a good time, never intended to get the kinda reaction we're getting so just want to say... Astra loves you ALL <3 - @sasstras-gaze

The Supreme Being has spoken everyone!

[sageandscorpiongrass]

I need to start a garden!

Nature and its many meanings.

The Garden, Andrew Marvell | What I Would Like to Grow in My Garden, Katherine Riegel | The Seed-Shop, Muriel Stuart | Irises, Vincent van Gough | Oom Sha La La, Haley Heynderickx | New Feet Within My Garden Go, Emily Dickinson | The Diary of Anaïs Nin (Vol. IV), Anaïs Nin | Spring At Last, Hanne Lore Koehler | The Way Through The Woods, Rudyard Kipling | Garden, Eric Tran | To: Myself In Colorado, Everybody’s Worried About Owen | What is Blooming, Debra Yvonne Mathis | The Eye in the Forest, Photographer Unknown | Beloved, thou hast brought me many flowers, Elizabeth Barrett Browning | The Wild Iris, Louise Glück | Overgrown Garden, Beetlebug | The Table in the Sun in the Garden, Henri Le Sidaner | Gardens There Were, Leslie Nelson Jennings | On the Pulse of Morning, Maya Angelou | Covered Bridge Park, Ryan Radke | I Worried, Mary Oliver | Oom Sha La La, Haley Heynderickx

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[saintsenara]

what are some of the most deranged ships you have seen shipped? rod/percy included!

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

i have a fair few rare-pair rec lists in the drafts - which this reminds me to get on and finish! - and so if any of the anons who sent those asks in are reading this, i promise i'm not ignoring you!

but i'm going to take this question rocketing away on a slight tangent...

and tell you all off [with great affection!] for the fact that your immaculate commitment to the unhinged and deranged ships series has forced me - completely against my will - to add the following pairings to my works-in-progress folder, where they join plenty of other nonsense including - of course - rodolphus lestrange/percy weasley:

ludo bagman/barty crouch sr.

which exploded into my consciousness via an ask from @spectral-kitty here and which allows me to indulge both my unwarranted affection for crouch sr. and my absolute conviction that bagman was a genuine death eater.

the basilisk/nagini

the answer for this one is in the queue - if you were the anon who sent this in, you should know that i took it far too seriously and legitimately got a bit teary-eyed. slay.

sirius black/minerva mcgonagall

which i've outlined the rationale for here. if you were the anon who sent this in, please be aware that i am now sick with obsessive longing for it as a pairing.

petunia dursley/rita skeeter

which i ended up considering the viability of - and also ranting about jkr's way of writing female characters - far, far too seriously here.

argus filch/merope gaunt

the answer for this is also coming up in the queue - but it's important that you know, if you were the anon who sent it in, that i have taken it spectacularly seriously and i genuinely have a 20k word fic taking aim at the failures of the wizarding state outlined.

fenrir greyback/severus snape

another one in the queue which has blown my mind.

bertha jorkins/petunia dursley's friend yvonne

which i am primarily doing because @whinlatter - who sent in the original prompt for byvonne [hot ship name!] - gets more and more panicked every time i write her a gift [her first one is here, and she's also getting a molly-weasley-is-the-person-with-the-diary and a bit of severus snape/andromeda tonks in the near future...] that she's going to have to offer up some reciprocal tomarry.

narcissa malfoy/firenze

which i've given the basic outline of a fic for here - and which i literally cannot stop thinking about.

severus snape/myrtle warren

if you liked bookbinding... you'll love this!

nymphadora tonks/lord voldemort

i was already locked-and-loaded with a stonks wip... but now i am also completely fucking obsessed with the concept of vonks.

[and if you are the person who sent in any of these pairings anonymously, and if you have an account on ao3... reveal yourself! i'd like to give the fic you inspired to you as a present when it's done.]