#♡ akso staff shenanigans

[yvonnesrespite]

Would you rather I show up to work bitchy? No? That’s what I thought.

wish i could call in bitchy to work

[yvonnesrespite]

❧ Late to your appointment, sweets? ❧

➵ MDNI; This blog is 21+  ➵ OOC Disclaimer: This is a gimmick blog as Yvonne from the game Love and Deepspace, and is not officially affiliated with the studio which created the game. The blog was merely created for recreational purposes!

❥ Rules

Be a decent person and respect my boundaries. Neglecting to do so will result in an immediate block and a stop to the interaction.

Basic rp etiquette is expected, so don’t god-mod, and acknowledge all ships are in their own separate AUs.

NSFW content in rps or conversations is fine so long as we’ve talked prior and you’re not smutting it up from the get go. However, dead dove stuff is off the table completely. Not a chance.

Be patient with response times. Constant nagging won’t be tolerated.

I’ll delete any asks that I cannot comprehend due to being poorly written, not in English, offensive, or completely unrelated to the purpose and contents of this blog.

Using my content to feed to an AI is strictly prohibited. Don’t try it, don’t consider it.

Keep it simple and in the LNDS universe. I don’t have braincells for multiple fandoms that I might not know.

I (the mun) have not done an ounce of any sort of medical studies. Don’t ask for medical advice. I’m usually looking these things up 99% of the time.

The behaviours, personality, and appearance of Yvonne are as I interpreted her from what little content we got of her in the game. Infold, please give my girl a 3D model at some point. 

❥ Post and Ask Tags

Posts About/From Mun: ♡ nurse off duty

Textposts and Thoughts: ♡ yvonne's diary

Non-RP Asks: ♡ akso askbulance

Anon Asks: ♡ [emoji/name] spillin' tea

Akso Staff Interactions: ♡ akso staff shenanigans

Ships: ♡ one steep forward, ♡ greYv train, ♡ nightingale; jermvonne

All Roleplays: ♡ lnds rp, ♡ nurse yvonne's rps

Roleplay Starters: ♡ defibroleplaytor charge

Fics, Drabbles, and Headcanons: ♡ gauze and glitter pens

Muse/Inspo: ♡ musings to mend

Art: ♡ healing hues

❥ Friends!

♡ Doctor Zayne ~ @zayne-snowman  

♡ Doctor Greyson ~ @drgreysonmd 

♡ Rafayel ~ @abysswalkers 

♡ Mephisto ~ @just-a-normal-crow 

♡ Jeremiah ~ @jeremiahofphilo

♡ Thomas ~ @thomasicism

♡ Nero ~ @wandererenthusiast1

♡ Astra ~ @sasstras-gaze

♡ mc ~ @aethercodeevol

♡ Sylus ~ @sylus-qin

♡ Luke and Kieran ~ @luk3nk13r4n

♡ Caleb ~ @caleb-in-the-cockpit

Taken Anons: 🧼

➵ This post will be updated as more info comes out and if important things change/come up, or if mun sees typos/errors lmao

➵ Divider art by mun, aka mahalkitart, aka "mahalkitheart" here on Tumblr.

[yvonnesrespite]

Oh my gosh besties, I hope I can buy one in pink!

@drgreysonmd @zayne-snowman (it's better to ask for forgiveness rather than approval teehee)

[yvonnesrespite]

Sir, please, if I keep seeing these I’ll feel more and more like a sheet of ice. Flat.

But like, keep feeding the people by all means.

It's been a while since I last posted a picture. I hope this suffices.

[yvonnesrespite]

Bags? Packed. Feed? Full of Greyson's travel spot pitches like a car salesman. Hotel? Trivago.

Did @drgreysonmd just play @zayne-snowman 's wingman? 🤨😏

[yvonnesrespite]

Peace was never an option.

Maybe her motives with driving poor Zayne mad were good? Right? Like. maybe Yvonne is trying to get him to realise he needed to take it easy and maybe treat his time off of work as time off of work. Right? Right?

Or it’s just for shits and giggles.

It most likely is. Mercy isn’t a word that’s in her dictionary. Not right now.

Wait. She’s rustling for something in her pocket. What is it? A mini water pistol? Maybe some glitter? No. No, it’s far worse. Zayne, oh you poor man. You absolute punching bag for Akso’s unhinged tomfoolery from the team, even though he gets his revenge once in a while.

Her car keys come out of her pocket. With a grin, she nods with a quick reply of, “Mhm! But dinner calls since I’m hungry. See ya, Zayne-illa Ice!”

Nobody’s ever seen Yvonne speedwalk out of the hospital so fast, yet here she is. It’s taking an unreasonable amount of physical and mental strength to not bust out wheezing as she heads for the parking lot.

Time to see when you can take a little vacation, Doctor Zayne!

Professionalism; That’s what the staff at Akso are known for. Always efficient, careful with their patients, and mindful of whatever situations or circumstances are thrown at them. They’re held in high regard, especially Dr. Zayne. Many would be intimidated by him. Even those who’ve known him for a while can be a bit spooked by the guy on occasion. Then there’s a few that have the “guts” to mess with him without the fear of facing his wrath.

Because there isn’t really much wrath there. Though that’s only known by a certain “inner circle” at Akso. Dr. Zayne, Greyson, and Yvonne. They’re very well respected and admired, but they’ll be damned if there’s a day where any of them are working together and there aren’t at least some form of workplace shenanigans. Sure, a little random rubber duck on a desk can bring a laugh in most workplaces, but there’s a bit of a, erm, unique sparkle to whatever the hell happens between these three. Though, Yvonne is usually going a liiiiittle beyond with her jokes. In harmless ways.

Mostly harmless.

Today she has the perfect plan. Poor Zayne. She’d usually give Greyson the worst of it but he’s out and busy. So she decided to poke the polar bear, aka “Zayne the Terrifying.” Not terrifying. Just has a real bad case of resting bitch face but honestly, who wouldn’t have that after the grueling and tedious years of med school? 

On this glorious, g l o r i o u s day, Yvonne walks down the hall and sees Zayne headed in the opposite direction to pass her. As they pass each other, she greets him with a casual “Good day, Slim Zaynie!”

And she just keeps walking to wherever her duties called her, as if the nickname wasn’t out of the blue (of Astra’s left t-).

With all the time Zayne has spent in the hospital with Yvonne around, he can say that he's used to her random mischief and general silliness, which is welcome in an environment that can get quite heavy.

The first time they interacted, he wasn't sure if he could ever get along with her, but by now, he finds it strange and sort of empty whenever she doesn't have a shift. He could say she's a friend.

That doesn't mean her antics have become any less impactful, if anything, since now she knows him better, she can mess with him more effectively.

He heads towards his office, seeing Yvonne walking in the opposite direction. He nods as a greeting. Then hears her.

He furrows his brow, turning around.

"Pardon? What did you say?" He doesn't ask in an angry way, but in an extremely confused way.

If he heard correctly, what does that nickname even mean? Slim? He hasn't been skipping his workouts. Or is she trying to 'gaslight' him (a word Greyson had to explain to him) like that one time when Yvonne made him believe his tie was blue instead of green?

[yvonnesrespite]

A Little Epilogue

The box of chocolates sits on the reception desk, addressed to Yvonne. This has to be a prank, right? There’s no way. Maybe the note on top is a notice to clear out her things. Oh boy, she’s gonna have to say goodbye to all of her dear friends on the staff. She’ll have to say goodbye to certain patients too. She won’t even be able to flaunt her new pink scrubs or Hello Kitty lanyard either. Her funeral is playing in HD in her head. Send her out on the boat viking style, fellas!

Then by some miraculous yank back to reality, Yvonne reads the note. Relief washes over her like a soothing cloud of lavender mist. Whew. Crisis averted! It’s just a-

A sweet note from Zayne. And chocolates. She looks down at it, staring without movement for a solid minute. You know, like how Zayne did when she slowly bapped his face with the indirect kiss. Poor dude. Yvonne can hear the dial-up internet tone in her head and realises that this is what Zayne probably heard when she pulled that little stunt.

And so the nurse sits at the front desk and with a good ol’ thousand yard stare, just…pops one of the chocolates into her mouth.

Oh, heavens above, Yvonne wishes she wasn’t so impulsive and cocky sometimes. She got like, a solid twenty bucks to do this but the risk sure doesn’t feel worth the reward right now. Maybe she can go and try petting a wanderer.

Before she can head off on that wildly stupid idea, she finds herself at the door of Zayne’s office. She knows for a fact that he saw her. She can’t just walk off now. Ugh. The guy has eagle eyes! He sees all! Zayne the terrifying! Zayne the…fuck it she needed that twenty bucks and so she’ll make sure it’s secured.

She walks into his office.

“If anyone asks, this did not happen.”

She’s standing by his desk. Oh. Oh no she’s hesitating. She’s literally just staring at him with…is she pale? Not even blushing. Girlie’s fearing for her life right now. Messing around with Zayne through practical pranks around the hospital was one thing. THIS is another. She groans and goes for a last ditch solution.

Yvonne kisses her fingertips, and slowly reaches out to Zayne’s cheek. Slowly. Even recoiling every now and then. Like a cat sloooowly pawing at something it’s trying to steal or get a gauge on.

At the last minute she moves her hand and taps his forehead. One could swear the woman shriveled in on herself as she bolted out of his office. Absolute worst twenty bucks she’s earned. She's pretty sure she knocked his glasses off of his face when her hand spontaneously changed paths.

Next thing you know, she's texting a certain florist the flowers she wants at her funeral, and for all of her social media posts to be turned into a book. Oh Yvonne, you dumpster fire queen!

~ (Are you there Zayne, its me-) Yvonne <3

Ask game.

Zayne's eyes catch Yvonne through his office door. He stops typing in his computer, expecting her to tell him about a patient who's just arrived, or news about one of his hospitalized patients. Then again, sometimes Yvonne just passes by his office with gossip or intending to mess with him.

By what she just said and her expression, this time it might be none of those options.

"What do you mean?"

There is an uncomfortable silence while Zayne waits for her to do something, anything. He's starting to get nervous, though obviously to anyone looking he has the same neutral expression as always.

Whatever he was expecting, he could have never guessed what she did. The movement of her fingers towards his face is so awkward and slow that for a second he fears Yvonne might actually be pranking him and he's about to get slapped for her amusement. But then she gently touches his cheek, quickly tapping his forehead, and bolts out of his office.

Zayne picks up the glasses that got knocked off onto his desk, pushing them back onto his nose, staring at the wall for a solid minute in confusion. Per her request, and for his own sanity at the strange event, he doesn't bring it up again.

However, the next day, Yvonne receives a box of chocolates with a note attached saying:

I appreciate working with you. Thank you for making my job easier with your lively presence.

- Zayne

[yvonnesrespite]

Too bad, so sad. Yvonne is out again before Zayne could question her on what in the name of Astra’s ripe cheeks she just said. Alas, a magician never reveals their tricks! Abracadabra, she’s gaslighting him! Better yet, Yvonne can add another time she made her colleagues choke on their drink with the things she says.

At the end of her shift, she sees that Zayne is clocking out at around the same time. Oh, it’s time. As she walks out to the lobby of the hospital in her casual wear, Yvonne waits for Zayne. As soon as she sees him, she gives him a smile and a normal greeting. A completely typical, no out-of-the-blue nonsense greeting. Much like how she totally wasn’t messing with him earlier. He doesn’t get paid enough. There needs to be extra benefits specifically for working with Yvonne regularly. So many could use that.

“Hey Zayne! Clocking out now huh?” She asks and happily approaches he-who-looks-absolutely-grumpy-and-dead-inside. But that’s just Zayne. Not very emotive. Never really scared Yvonne as much.

That being said, the sight of Yvonne and Zayne hanging out is usually enough to be unsettling to others. Are they plotting? Judging you? No. Yvonne just called this man a bunch of rapper based names. Emphasis on based.

Professionalism; That’s what the staff at Akso are known for. Always efficient, careful with their patients, and mindful of whatever situations or circumstances are thrown at them. They’re held in high regard, especially Dr. Zayne. Many would be intimidated by him. Even those who’ve known him for a while can be a bit spooked by the guy on occasion. Then there’s a few that have the “guts” to mess with him without the fear of facing his wrath.

Because there isn’t really much wrath there. Though that’s only known by a certain “inner circle” at Akso. Dr. Zayne, Greyson, and Yvonne. They’re very well respected and admired, but they’ll be damned if there’s a day where any of them are working together and there aren’t at least some form of workplace shenanigans. Sure, a little random rubber duck on a desk can bring a laugh in most workplaces, but there’s a bit of a, erm, unique sparkle to whatever the hell happens between these three. Though, Yvonne is usually going a liiiiittle beyond with her jokes. In harmless ways.

Mostly harmless.

Today she has the perfect plan. Poor Zayne. She’d usually give Greyson the worst of it but he’s out and busy. So she decided to poke the polar bear, aka “Zayne the Terrifying.” Not terrifying. Just has a real bad case of resting bitch face but honestly, who wouldn’t have that after the grueling and tedious years of med school? 

On this glorious, g l o r i o u s day, Yvonne walks down the hall and sees Zayne headed in the opposite direction to pass her. As they pass each other, she greets him with a casual “Good day, Slim Zaynie!”

And she just keeps walking to wherever her duties called her, as if the nickname wasn’t out of the blue (of Astra’s left t-).

With all the time Zayne has spent in the hospital with Yvonne around, he can say that he's used to her random mischief and general silliness, which is welcome in an environment that can get quite heavy.

The first time they interacted, he wasn't sure if he could ever get along with her, but by now, he finds it strange and sort of empty whenever she doesn't have a shift. He could say she's a friend.

That doesn't mean her antics have become any less impactful, if anything, since now she knows him better, she can mess with him more effectively.

He heads towards his office, seeing Yvonne walking in the opposite direction. He nods as a greeting. Then hears her.

He furrows his brow, turning around.

"Pardon? What did you say?" He doesn't ask in an angry way, but in an extremely confused way.

If he heard correctly, what does that nickname even mean? Slim? He hasn't been skipping his workouts. Or is she trying to 'gaslight' him (a word Greyson had to explain to him) like that one time when Yvonne made him believe his tie was blue instead of green?

[yvonnesrespite]

Yvonne stops and raises an eyebrow at Zayne. It’s almost like she thinks he’s nuts for believing she said something out of the ordinary. “Huh? I just said ‘Good day, Doctor Zayne,’” She answered as if it was exactly what she said. Uh huh. Sure Yvonne. She shakes her head and walks off, sighing and adding something about the longer shifts getting to the guy. Yeah, that’s totally the case!

As if that encounter wasn’t enough, it happens again. Yvonne, every once in a while, delivers tea and Tea to Zayne’s office as he’s on his break or doing paperwork. Either way, she’s walking in with a snowman mug in one hand, and her iconic “I stab people” mug in the other (thanks Greyson!). Setting down the tea on his desk, she casually says, “Can’t hang for too long since I gotta go help the new nurses get used to the computers in the other wing, buuuut here’s some tea!”

Then she adds,

“Tea for T-Zayne. See ya!”

She’s rushing out of his office. Fast. Akso is beyond divine intervention from Yvonne’s shenanigans. At least Greyson isn’t in on it. The two of them teaming up together is nightmare fuel. Absolute goobers.

Professionalism; That’s what the staff at Akso are known for. Always efficient, careful with their patients, and mindful of whatever situations or circumstances are thrown at them. They’re held in high regard, especially Dr. Zayne. Many would be intimidated by him. Even those who’ve known him for a while can be a bit spooked by the guy on occasion. Then there’s a few that have the “guts” to mess with him without the fear of facing his wrath.

Because there isn’t really much wrath there. Though that’s only known by a certain “inner circle” at Akso. Dr. Zayne, Greyson, and Yvonne. They’re very well respected and admired, but they’ll be damned if there’s a day where any of them are working together and there aren’t at least some form of workplace shenanigans. Sure, a little random rubber duck on a desk can bring a laugh in most workplaces, but there’s a bit of a, erm, unique sparkle to whatever the hell happens between these three. Though, Yvonne is usually going a liiiiittle beyond with her jokes. In harmless ways.

Mostly harmless.

Today she has the perfect plan. Poor Zayne. She’d usually give Greyson the worst of it but he’s out and busy. So she decided to poke the polar bear, aka “Zayne the Terrifying.” Not terrifying. Just has a real bad case of resting bitch face but honestly, who wouldn’t have that after the grueling and tedious years of med school? 

On this glorious, g l o r i o u s day, Yvonne walks down the hall and sees Zayne headed in the opposite direction to pass her. As they pass each other, she greets him with a casual “Good day, Slim Zaynie!”

And she just keeps walking to wherever her duties called her, as if the nickname wasn’t out of the blue (of Astra’s left t-).

With all the time Zayne has spent in the hospital with Yvonne around, he can say that he's used to her random mischief and general silliness, which is welcome in an environment that can get quite heavy.

The first time they interacted, he wasn't sure if he could ever get along with her, but by now, he finds it strange and sort of empty whenever she doesn't have a shift. He could say she's a friend.

That doesn't mean her antics have become any less impactful, if anything, since now she knows him better, she can mess with him more effectively.

He heads towards his office, seeing Yvonne walking in the opposite direction. He nods as a greeting. Then hears her.

He furrows his brow, turning around.

"Pardon? What did you say?" He doesn't ask in an angry way, but in an extremely confused way.

If he heard correctly, what does that nickname even mean? Slim? He hasn't been skipping his workouts. Or is she trying to 'gaslight' him (a word Greyson had to explain to him) like that one time when Yvonne made him believe his tie was blue instead of green?