#♡ akso staff shenanigans

[yvonnesrespite]

Would you rather I show up to work bitchy? No? That’s what I thought.

wish i could call in bitchy to work

[yvonnesrespite]

❧ Late to your appointment, sweets? ❧

➵ MDNI; This blog is 21+  ➵ OOC Disclaimer: This is a gimmick blog as Yvonne from the game Love and Deepspace, and is not officially affiliated with the studio which created the game. The blog was merely created for recreational purposes!

❥ Rules

Don’t ask for medical advice. Mun isn’t in the medical field. Take any medical advice/content with multiple grains of salt.

Be respectful of mun and myself. We’re people. Mun is a person behind a screen and you don’t own her, and definitely not me either. Treat us as we are; like people, and certainly do not forget that there is a HUGE and THICCC line between fiction and reality.

All ships and interactions that occur on this blog are all in separate universes. This means that if I (Yvonne) am pursuing someone romantically in one rp, then you cannot have your character cry about it in your own rp with me. If you get butthurt about seeing me in other roleplays with other people, or interacting with a character you admire, that’s your problem. Not ours.

We will not roleplay with canon characters or ocs from other franchises. This limits confusion on our end and yours.

Any heavy/potentially triggering subjects (such as anything considered “dead dove”) in asks or any interactions will most likely be ignored or promptly deleted, and your account will be blocked.

NSFW content will be allowed on this blog, but starting it without either roleplaying with us beforehand to build things up OR without discussing it with us OOC is strictly prohibited. This does not just pertain to roleplaying, but OOC conversations as well. That's the social equivalent off taking of ye fraudulent gucci ass pantaloons and doing a ragtime cbat mating dance without even knocking on the door to tip your hat and say "pip pip cheerio i am here to smashio milady." Please. Ask or interact with us first.

In addition to so, you must be 21+ to interact with this blog.

We are usually busy on the weekends, and some replies may take up to 3-4 days. If you have not heard from us after that time frame has passed, you can respectfully reach out to us.

Your asks must be in English and coherent enough for us to comprehend and respond too. Otherwise we will delete or ignore the interaction.

We prefer literate roleplay, but we will try to accommodate to other styles so long as the English is proficient and it’s comprehensible.

If you read the whole post and not just up until here, respond to this post with your thoughts or feelings about the Shrek franchise.

Due to the lack of official content on myself in the game, please remain respectful and understand that mun’s interpretation of myself is based on her judgement of my character in my 10 seconds of Mike Wazowski style screen time. 

Introduce any new characters or yourself if you are trying to roleplay with us for the first time. Whether it’s a character’s name, alias, or an emote so that we can keep track of our interactions.

Don’t god-mod (controlling Yvonne in your rp) with us. We’ll cringe and halt the interaction right there.

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❥ Post and Ask Tags

Info and Rules: ♡ respitesrules

Posts About/From Mun: ♡ nurse off duty

Posts About/From Yvonne: ♡ lnds yvonne

Textposts and Thoughts: ♡ yvonne's diary

All Asks: ♡ akso askbulance

Akso Staff Interactions: ♡ akso staff shenanigans

Akso Gossip: ♡ akso tea time

Ships: ♡ one steep forward, ♡ greYv train, ♡ nightingale; jermvonne

Anon Asks: ♡ [emoji/name] spillin' tea

All Roleplays: ♡ lnds rp, ♡ nurse yvonne's rps, ♡ open rp, ♡ closed rp

Interactions with Canon Characters: ♡ dr grey's blue skies; drgreysonmd, ♡ jer’s lavender lullabies; jeremiahofphilo, ♡ dr zayne’s twilit tundras; zayne-snowman, ♡ astra’s poutings; sasstras-gaze, ♡ talia’s crystalline nocturnes; talia-sings, ♡ nero’s wanderer empire; wandererenthusiast1, ♡ the getaway caw; just-a-normal-crow, ♡ raf’s resonant infernos; flamesque

Roleplay Starters: ♡ defibroleplaytor charge

Fics, Drabbles, and Headcanons: ♡ gauze and glitter pens

Muse/Inspo: ♡ musings to mend

Art: ♡ healing hues

❥ About Me! (Yvonne's Info)

Physical Appearance: Fair skin, hazel/amber eyes, chestnut coloured hair with a side-swept fringe in various styles, and my usual scrubs or y2k fashion.

Personality: What you wish you could be, lol. Witty, playful, and honestly a bit blunt or snippy sometimes. If you deserve the roasting, you’ll get it. Don’t dish what you can’t take, babes.

Occupation: Akso’s prettiest nurse, duh. Cardiac surgery department and sometimes chilling at the front desk.

Canon Relationships: Colleagues with Dr. Zayne and Dr. Greyson. A little gossip about the MC but only brief interactions.

❥ Friends!

❀ Doctor Zayne ~ @zayne-snowman  ♡ Doctor Greyson ~ @drgreysonmd  ❀ Crow ~ @just-a-normal-crow ♡ Rafayel ~ @flamesque ❀ Jeremiah ~ @jeremiahofphilo ♡ Thomas ~ @thomasicism ❀Jenna ~ @unicorns-captain ♡ Nero ~ @wandererenthusiast1 ❀ Astra ~ @sasstras-gaze ♡ mc ~ @aethercodeevol

➵ This post will be updated as more info comes out and if important things change/come up, or if mun sees typos/errors lmao

➵ Divider art by mun, aka mahalkitart, aka "mahalkitheart" here on Tumblr.

[yvonnesrespite]

Oh my gosh besties, I hope I can buy one in pink!

@drgreysonmd @zayne-snowman (it's better to ask for forgiveness rather than approval teehee)

[yvonnesrespite]

Sir, please, if I keep seeing these I’ll feel more and more like a sheet of ice. Flat.

But like, keep feeding the people by all means.

It's been a while since I last posted a picture. I hope this suffices.

[yvonnesrespite]

Bags? Packed. Feed? Full of Greyson's travel spot pitches like a car salesman. Hotel? Trivago.

Did @drgreysonmd just play @zayne-snowman 's wingman? 🤨😏

[yvonnesrespite]

Peace was never an option.

Maybe her motives with driving poor Zayne mad were good? Right? Like. maybe Yvonne is trying to get him to realise he needed to take it easy and maybe treat his time off of work as time off of work. Right? Right?

Or it’s just for shits and giggles.

It most likely is. Mercy isn’t a word that’s in her dictionary. Not right now.

Wait. She’s rustling for something in her pocket. What is it? A mini water pistol? Maybe some glitter? No. No, it’s far worse. Zayne, oh you poor man. You absolute punching bag for Akso’s unhinged tomfoolery from the team, even though he gets his revenge once in a while.

Her car keys come out of her pocket. With a grin, she nods with a quick reply of, “Mhm! But dinner calls since I’m hungry. See ya, Zayne-illa Ice!”

Nobody’s ever seen Yvonne speedwalk out of the hospital so fast, yet here she is. It’s taking an unreasonable amount of physical and mental strength to not bust out wheezing as she heads for the parking lot.

Time to see when you can take a little vacation, Doctor Zayne!

Professionalism; That’s what the staff at Akso are known for. Always efficient, careful with their patients, and mindful of whatever situations or circumstances are thrown at them. They’re held in high regard, especially Dr. Zayne. Many would be intimidated by him. Even those who’ve known him for a while can be a bit spooked by the guy on occasion. Then there’s a few that have the “guts” to mess with him without the fear of facing his wrath.

Because there isn’t really much wrath there. Though that’s only known by a certain “inner circle” at Akso. Dr. Zayne, Greyson, and Yvonne. They’re very well respected and admired, but they’ll be damned if there’s a day where any of them are working together and there aren’t at least some form of workplace shenanigans. Sure, a little random rubber duck on a desk can bring a laugh in most workplaces, but there’s a bit of a, erm, unique sparkle to whatever the hell happens between these three. Though, Yvonne is usually going a liiiiittle beyond with her jokes. In harmless ways.

Mostly harmless.

Today she has the perfect plan. Poor Zayne. She’d usually give Greyson the worst of it but he’s out and busy. So she decided to poke the polar bear, aka “Zayne the Terrifying.” Not terrifying. Just has a real bad case of resting bitch face but honestly, who wouldn’t have that after the grueling and tedious years of med school? 

On this glorious, g l o r i o u s day, Yvonne walks down the hall and sees Zayne headed in the opposite direction to pass her. As they pass each other, she greets him with a casual “Good day, Slim Zaynie!”

And she just keeps walking to wherever her duties called her, as if the nickname wasn’t out of the blue (of Astra’s left t-).

With all the time Zayne has spent in the hospital with Yvonne around, he can say that he's used to her random mischief and general silliness, which is welcome in an environment that can get quite heavy.

The first time they interacted, he wasn't sure if he could ever get along with her, but by now, he finds it strange and sort of empty whenever she doesn't have a shift. He could say she's a friend.

That doesn't mean her antics have become any less impactful, if anything, since now she knows him better, she can mess with him more effectively.

He heads towards his office, seeing Yvonne walking in the opposite direction. He nods as a greeting. Then hears her.

He furrows his brow, turning around.

"Pardon? What did you say?" He doesn't ask in an angry way, but in an extremely confused way.

If he heard correctly, what does that nickname even mean? Slim? He hasn't been skipping his workouts. Or is she trying to 'gaslight' him (a word Greyson had to explain to him) like that one time when Yvonne made him believe his tie was blue instead of green?

[yvonnesrespite]

A Little Epilogue

The box of chocolates sits on the reception desk, addressed to Yvonne. This has to be a prank, right? There’s no way. Maybe the note on top is a notice to clear out her things. Oh boy, she’s gonna have to say goodbye to all of her dear friends on the staff. She’ll have to say goodbye to certain patients too. She won’t even be able to flaunt her new pink scrubs or Hello Kitty lanyard either. Her funeral is playing in HD in her head. Send her out on the boat viking style, fellas!

Then by some miraculous yank back to reality, Yvonne reads the note. Relief washes over her like a soothing cloud of lavender mist. Whew. Crisis averted! It’s just a-

A sweet note from Zayne. And chocolates. She looks down at it, staring without movement for a solid minute. You know, like how Zayne did when she slowly bapped his face with the indirect kiss. Poor dude. Yvonne can hear the dial-up internet tone in her head and realises that this is what Zayne probably heard when she pulled that little stunt.

And so the nurse sits at the front desk and with a good ol’ thousand yard stare, just…pops one of the chocolates into her mouth.

Oh, heavens above, Yvonne wishes she wasn’t so impulsive and cocky sometimes. She got like, a solid twenty bucks to do this but the risk sure doesn’t feel worth the reward right now. Maybe she can go and try petting a wanderer.

Before she can head off on that wildly stupid idea, she finds herself at the door of Zayne’s office. She knows for a fact that he saw her. She can’t just walk off now. Ugh. The guy has eagle eyes! He sees all! Zayne the terrifying! Zayne the…fuck it she needed that twenty bucks and so she’ll make sure it’s secured.

She walks into his office.

“If anyone asks, this did not happen.”

She’s standing by his desk. Oh. Oh no she’s hesitating. She’s literally just staring at him with…is she pale? Not even blushing. Girlie’s fearing for her life right now. Messing around with Zayne through practical pranks around the hospital was one thing. THIS is another. She groans and goes for a last ditch solution.

Yvonne kisses her fingertips, and slowly reaches out to Zayne’s cheek. Slowly. Even recoiling every now and then. Like a cat sloooowly pawing at something it’s trying to steal or get a gauge on.

At the last minute she moves her hand and taps his forehead. One could swear the woman shriveled in on herself as she bolted out of his office. Absolute worst twenty bucks she’s earned. She's pretty sure she knocked his glasses off of his face when her hand spontaneously changed paths.

Next thing you know, she's texting a certain florist the flowers she wants at her funeral, and for all of her social media posts to be turned into a book. Oh Yvonne, you dumpster fire queen!

~ (Are you there Zayne, its me-) Yvonne <3

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Zayne's eyes catch Yvonne through his office door. He stops typing in his computer, expecting her to tell him about a patient who's just arrived, or news about one of his hospitalized patients. Then again, sometimes Yvonne just passes by his office with gossip or intending to mess with him.

By what she just said and her expression, this time it might be none of those options.

"What do you mean?"

There is an uncomfortable silence while Zayne waits for her to do something, anything. He's starting to get nervous, though obviously to anyone looking he has the same neutral expression as always.

Whatever he was expecting, he could have never guessed what she did. The movement of her fingers towards his face is so awkward and slow that for a second he fears Yvonne might actually be pranking him and he's about to get slapped for her amusement. But then she gently touches his cheek, quickly tapping his forehead, and bolts out of his office.

Zayne picks up the glasses that got knocked off onto his desk, pushing them back onto his nose, staring at the wall for a solid minute in confusion. Per her request, and for his own sanity at the strange event, he doesn't bring it up again.

However, the next day, Yvonne receives a box of chocolates with a note attached saying:

I appreciate working with you. Thank you for making my job easier with your lively presence.

- Zayne

[yvonnesrespite]

Too bad, so sad. Yvonne is out again before Zayne could question her on what in the name of Astra’s ripe cheeks she just said. Alas, a magician never reveals their tricks! Abracadabra, she’s gaslighting him! Better yet, Yvonne can add another time she made her colleagues choke on their drink with the things she says.

At the end of her shift, she sees that Zayne is clocking out at around the same time. Oh, it’s time. As she walks out to the lobby of the hospital in her casual wear, Yvonne waits for Zayne. As soon as she sees him, she gives him a smile and a normal greeting. A completely typical, no out-of-the-blue nonsense greeting. Much like how she totally wasn’t messing with him earlier. He doesn’t get paid enough. There needs to be extra benefits specifically for working with Yvonne regularly. So many could use that.

“Hey Zayne! Clocking out now huh?” She asks and happily approaches he-who-looks-absolutely-grumpy-and-dead-inside. But that’s just Zayne. Not very emotive. Never really scared Yvonne as much.

That being said, the sight of Yvonne and Zayne hanging out is usually enough to be unsettling to others. Are they plotting? Judging you? No. Yvonne just called this man a bunch of rapper based names. Emphasis on based.

Professionalism; That’s what the staff at Akso are known for. Always efficient, careful with their patients, and mindful of whatever situations or circumstances are thrown at them. They’re held in high regard, especially Dr. Zayne. Many would be intimidated by him. Even those who’ve known him for a while can be a bit spooked by the guy on occasion. Then there’s a few that have the “guts” to mess with him without the fear of facing his wrath.

Because there isn’t really much wrath there. Though that’s only known by a certain “inner circle” at Akso. Dr. Zayne, Greyson, and Yvonne. They’re very well respected and admired, but they’ll be damned if there’s a day where any of them are working together and there aren’t at least some form of workplace shenanigans. Sure, a little random rubber duck on a desk can bring a laugh in most workplaces, but there’s a bit of a, erm, unique sparkle to whatever the hell happens between these three. Though, Yvonne is usually going a liiiiittle beyond with her jokes. In harmless ways.

Mostly harmless.

Today she has the perfect plan. Poor Zayne. She’d usually give Greyson the worst of it but he’s out and busy. So she decided to poke the polar bear, aka “Zayne the Terrifying.” Not terrifying. Just has a real bad case of resting bitch face but honestly, who wouldn’t have that after the grueling and tedious years of med school? 

On this glorious, g l o r i o u s day, Yvonne walks down the hall and sees Zayne headed in the opposite direction to pass her. As they pass each other, she greets him with a casual “Good day, Slim Zaynie!”

And she just keeps walking to wherever her duties called her, as if the nickname wasn’t out of the blue (of Astra’s left t-).

With all the time Zayne has spent in the hospital with Yvonne around, he can say that he's used to her random mischief and general silliness, which is welcome in an environment that can get quite heavy.

The first time they interacted, he wasn't sure if he could ever get along with her, but by now, he finds it strange and sort of empty whenever she doesn't have a shift. He could say she's a friend.

That doesn't mean her antics have become any less impactful, if anything, since now she knows him better, she can mess with him more effectively.

He heads towards his office, seeing Yvonne walking in the opposite direction. He nods as a greeting. Then hears her.

He furrows his brow, turning around.

"Pardon? What did you say?" He doesn't ask in an angry way, but in an extremely confused way.

If he heard correctly, what does that nickname even mean? Slim? He hasn't been skipping his workouts. Or is she trying to 'gaslight' him (a word Greyson had to explain to him) like that one time when Yvonne made him believe his tie was blue instead of green?

[yvonnesrespite]

Yvonne stops and raises an eyebrow at Zayne. It’s almost like she thinks he’s nuts for believing she said something out of the ordinary. “Huh? I just said ‘Good day, Doctor Zayne,’” She answered as if it was exactly what she said. Uh huh. Sure Yvonne. She shakes her head and walks off, sighing and adding something about the longer shifts getting to the guy. Yeah, that’s totally the case!

As if that encounter wasn’t enough, it happens again. Yvonne, every once in a while, delivers tea and Tea to Zayne’s office as he’s on his break or doing paperwork. Either way, she’s walking in with a snowman mug in one hand, and her iconic “I stab people” mug in the other (thanks Greyson!). Setting down the tea on his desk, she casually says, “Can’t hang for too long since I gotta go help the new nurses get used to the computers in the other wing, buuuut here’s some tea!”

Then she adds,

“Tea for T-Zayne. See ya!”

She’s rushing out of his office. Fast. Akso is beyond divine intervention from Yvonne’s shenanigans. At least Greyson isn’t in on it. The two of them teaming up together is nightmare fuel. Absolute goobers.

Professionalism; That’s what the staff at Akso are known for. Always efficient, careful with their patients, and mindful of whatever situations or circumstances are thrown at them. They’re held in high regard, especially Dr. Zayne. Many would be intimidated by him. Even those who’ve known him for a while can be a bit spooked by the guy on occasion. Then there’s a few that have the “guts” to mess with him without the fear of facing his wrath.

Because there isn’t really much wrath there. Though that’s only known by a certain “inner circle” at Akso. Dr. Zayne, Greyson, and Yvonne. They’re very well respected and admired, but they’ll be damned if there’s a day where any of them are working together and there aren’t at least some form of workplace shenanigans. Sure, a little random rubber duck on a desk can bring a laugh in most workplaces, but there’s a bit of a, erm, unique sparkle to whatever the hell happens between these three. Though, Yvonne is usually going a liiiiittle beyond with her jokes. In harmless ways.

Mostly harmless.

Today she has the perfect plan. Poor Zayne. She’d usually give Greyson the worst of it but he’s out and busy. So she decided to poke the polar bear, aka “Zayne the Terrifying.” Not terrifying. Just has a real bad case of resting bitch face but honestly, who wouldn’t have that after the grueling and tedious years of med school? 

On this glorious, g l o r i o u s day, Yvonne walks down the hall and sees Zayne headed in the opposite direction to pass her. As they pass each other, she greets him with a casual “Good day, Slim Zaynie!”

And she just keeps walking to wherever her duties called her, as if the nickname wasn’t out of the blue (of Astra’s left t-).

With all the time Zayne has spent in the hospital with Yvonne around, he can say that he's used to her random mischief and general silliness, which is welcome in an environment that can get quite heavy.

The first time they interacted, he wasn't sure if he could ever get along with her, but by now, he finds it strange and sort of empty whenever she doesn't have a shift. He could say she's a friend.

That doesn't mean her antics have become any less impactful, if anything, since now she knows him better, she can mess with him more effectively.

He heads towards his office, seeing Yvonne walking in the opposite direction. He nods as a greeting. Then hears her.

He furrows his brow, turning around.

"Pardon? What did you say?" He doesn't ask in an angry way, but in an extremely confused way.

If he heard correctly, what does that nickname even mean? Slim? He hasn't been skipping his workouts. Or is she trying to 'gaslight' him (a word Greyson had to explain to him) like that one time when Yvonne made him believe his tie was blue instead of green?