#yuri christianity

[terephin]

I have made a realisation.

Elysia and Madoka are compatible.

Madoka is Yuri God, the Mother.

Elysia is Yuri Jesus, the Daughter.

We just need a Pink Lesbian ghost girl now to complete Yuri Christianity, since we already have Homura as Yuri Satan.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

It is Sunday morning. I go to my local church dressed like a preacher. The actual preacher is late because I slashed his tires the night before.

No one recognizes me but I walk with so much confidence that no one stops me as I go to the pulpit. I clear my throat and begin the sermon.

“Jesus x Judas counts as doomed yuri.”

I am raptured before they have a chance to respond.

[gingerale13]

FREAKS‼️(w/ side order sniperscout Yuri)

Uhrghhh my head hurts what happened

[jevilowo]

SNIPER MARRIAGE LORE

Married Trixie, the Kangaroo Queen of Australia ("Send my condolences to your kangaroo wife", "I'm the king of Australia", "God save the queen")

Divorced her and remarried to GLaDOS (in an interview with John Patrick Lowrie back in like 2014 he said [in character] that he was married to "a very famous robot")

GLaDOS divorced HIM so she could go be toxic yuri with Chell so Sniper went off to do toxic yuri with the Administrator. They're married now. (When the VAs do VA stuff together, they usually make it so Adminsniper is real)

In conclusion, divorce. Thanks for your time.

[hitosumi]

TOGACHAKO + ADAM AND EVE PARREL OMG!! (I am not delusional)

Uraraka being Adam the first (wo)men created ever, Horikoshi has stated during Jump Festa 2022 that "Toga was a character created specifically for Ochako, and I've developed Ochako to match Toga". like how God took a rib from Adam to create Eve to match him, Toga eats the apple (or the fruit whatever it was) like eve, and they both gained a new perspective, Eve realized everything while Toga realized most heroes don't see villains as humans (AM I COOKED - OR AM I COOKING???)

Toga tries to make Uraraka see the same and sooner than later, Uraraka eats the apple (she's realizes toga's perspective), if you're into DOOMED yuri. Switch the roles, Deku is the first man and uraraka is his girl, The snake (TOGA) convinces Uraraka to eat the apple (she her perspective) and Uraraka convinces Deku to do the same BOOM

[starcrossedandstupid]

Adam and Eve are such butch4femme toxic yuri

[jamethinks]

I’m about to set my clothes on fire so midnight headcanon:

When Yor and Yuri were young sometimes Yor would have to head out for a midnight job and Yuri would try to follow her so in order to get him to stop she have a big poster of Donovan Desmond and would put it up by the front door so anytime he went into the living room it would stare at him and he would run back into his room.

For some ungodly reason their father told them that the Desmonds eat people and they’re skin walkers so Yor embellished that already insane story and told Yuri that now that a Desmond is prime minister they have hunters all around looking for young kids to serve up to him and his skin walker family.

This coincides with the rumor that Donovan plotted to cause the train crash that killed the prime minister but also their parents (not on purpose) so Yor told him that after their parents died Donovan and his family ate them and they’re looking for them next.

So of course now Yuri is irrationally afraid of Donovan and actually is afraid to meet. His team found out he was afraid of him and decided to replace all the photos of Yor with photos of Donovan and when he saw them he literally had a panic attack and started hyperventilating and that’s how everyone found out Yuri has a genuine phobia of Donovan

(In case you don’t get it uh it’s directly related to unsolved trauma about his parents death. Obviously telling a 7 year old their parents got eaten is not a good idea but you know. Check tags for more info)

[flowergirlmiwa]

God (female) please kill as many lesbophobes as you can. Amen

[renaissance35]

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Does anyone else think that these two should just, get together and call it day?

[moonlightseve]

Viktor asks Yuuri what he wants if he wins Onsen on Ice and Yuuri says “to eat with you.” Viktor goes to Hasetsu to serve someone, to be the best coach he can be for a struggling skater who inspired him, and Yuuri turns to him and demands his companionship before anything else.

The vulnerability of eating with someone, the very act of taking food into your bodies and letting your guard down. The intimacy of Yuuri wanting to share his favorite dish with Viktor, presenting a part of himself on a platter and asking him to enjoy it.

The transformative nature of sharing a meal, the way each party exits with something in common with those around them. Viktor and Yuuri come from very different backgrounds and are at very different places in their life, but they are both in Hasetsu, together, and eating katsudon. It is the start of a journey together. It is Viktor’s introduction to Yuuri’s culture and character and Yuuri’s moment to humanize his idol.

[terephin]

that magical girl from Re:Creators who has pink hair and is a canon lesbian could be Yuri Holy Spirit…

I’ll have to look into her.

I have no real frame of reference to say anything else.

[orange-catsidy]

[bebemoon]

look for the name: YURI

ann demeulemeester semi-sheer ivory linen and lace lace-up chemise vest top, menswear a/w 2o17

miharayasuhiro "equestrian bondage" trousers in black

carol christian poell black leather "am26oil luc-ptc/o1o tornado" boots

trudon "bruma" eau de parfum

christian dior gilt hippocampi multi-pearl drop earrings, c. 195o's

[gayvin]

My best friend peer pressured me into posting this one sorry guys

[moths-and-crows]

adam and eve are so sapphic coded

[disatrous-writer]

Two girls doomed by the narrative (we were both gay for eachother but also praying for eachother. in church. on sunday.)