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I made this three years ago and I remembered it. I spent the last week looking for it and I FOUND IT
I find it hysterical that Gacha bleeped out the "ass" in Massachusetts.
I also found a bunch of pictures that I made
BONUS:
Some The Good, The Dan, and The Florida Man
#ben brainard#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttt#wttt california#wttt new york#wttt florida#wttt louisiana#wttt texas#wttt maryland#wttt massachusetts#wttt new jersey#wttt new hampshire#wttt rhode island#wttt maine#wttt minnesota#wttt vermont#wttt connecticut#wttt dc#youth pastor ryan#danbanbam#the good the dan and the florida man
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Ryan Kelly(Youth Pastor Ryan on tiktok) and Thomas Sanders are the same person in different fonts
#Thomas Sanders#Youth Pastor Ryan#Ryan Kelly#Disney? theater kid energy? Wholesome? Dresses up like Spider-Man? ADHD as fuck?#only difference is Ryan is straight lmao
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i may be stupid (insert cow meme) but i had a violent realisation that the
- lesbian-best-friend stand up instagram guy,
- the homeland security scamming scammers and contacting fbi instagram guy,
- the what-does-this-company/cult make guy,
- the jedidiah-the-amish guy
ARE ALL THE SAME GUY and no one other than fucking Youth Pastor Ryan who is ALSO a friend of Francis The Depressed Roof Guy Wrapped In A Blanket
#i dont know how many of you are in the same ig corner as me#But i was shook#prosopagnosia strikes again#bay rambles#youth pastor ryan
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Well I’m a blog about Tea so…Thanks Ryan.
#Tea#Ryan Kelly#Cult#tea cult#blue people#celestial#alien#eugenics#conspiracy theories#conspiracies#comedy#tea blends#sleepy tea#tiktok#youth pastor Ryan#drinks#elixir#should i be concerned#drink me#liquid
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I think you would find Ryan funny
https://youtube.com/shorts/i3PA3Gxe_BI?si=9Lq-ffbGgj_erdv5
*snorts* They put holes in other things.
#ask scott lang#scott lang#ant-man#anon asks#youth pastor ryan#youtube#singer sewing machine#singer sewing company#ant man#antman
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☝everyone will get into youth code, okay?
#youth code#my posts#im SO glad someone filmed this#it was a few days after i saw them but generally the same#they were SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#i was literally SO upset that the crowd was so dead when they performed they literally were going so hard#were also my Very First concert experience#also... it made me so mad that ppl were going crazy over that thursday band that was on next when they literally sounded like shit sry 💀#singer was giving youth pastor who is way too full of himself#was literally deb8ing leaving while thursday was performing they sounded so bad imo. literally was plugging my ears&being like#'should we jst leave until mcr comes on'#their set felt ARDUOUS#never-ending#n e ways.#sara taylor&ryan george you deserved better that night#Youtube
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question: have you seen the drunk goggles smosh vid with youth pastor ryan? (it's the one where damien screams 'I'M DONE' as a bit)
YES AND IT'S INCREDIBLE 💀💀
And right after the 'I'M DONE' you're hit with the "16!!!" IN UNISON 😭😭 It's so good
#That part is great but also the drunk goggles clean-up where angela is STRUGGLING through the whole thing is gold 💀💀#thanks for the ask anon!!#anon asks#smosh#smosh pit
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Trudy Ring at The Advocate:
JD Vance, Donald Trump’s vice-presidential running mate, keeps appearing alongside anti-LGBTQ+ extremists and spreading lies about gender-affirming care, immigration, and more. Vance spoke Wednesday at Generation Church in Mesa, Ariz., at an event cohosted by Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk. Kirk is known for anti-LGBTQ+ and other far-right views, as is the church’s pastor, Ryan Visconti.
Vance used the event to attack his Democratic rival for the vice presidency, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, on the topic of gender-affirming care for trans youth. Vance, claimed that the Minnesota law signed by Walz that makes the state a refuge for young people and their families seeking such care actually allows for the “legalized kidnapping” of children whose parents oppose this care. “He signed legislation, he supported legislation, that would take children away from their parents if their parents don’t want to do sex changes,” Vance told Kirk in an onstage interview. “He wants the government to steal your children from you if you don’t agree with Tim Walz’s values,” Vance went on. “That is not small government. That is disgusting, and he should be ashamed of himself.”
Vance has made this assertion before, and it’s not remotely true. “The law now gives Minnesota courts temporary jurisdiction to hear child custody cases when a child is in the state with a parent to seek gender-affirming care,”PolitiFact reported in August, after Vance had made a similar statement at a campaign event in Eau Claire, Wis. “It does not authorize the government to take custody of children whose parents don’t consent to them getting gender-affirming care.
“Courts will not automatically rule against a parent who doesn’t consent to a child receiving gender-affirming care. Courts seek to determine parental custody based on evidence about what is in children’s best interests.” Journalist Erin Reed has debunked the claim as well. “The legislation contains no provision allowing the state to ‘kidnap’ children when their parents do not support their gender transition,” she wrote in a column carried by The Advocate in August. “These claims arise from an intentional misinterpretation of a provision that specifically applies to custody disputes between parents in different states.”
JD Vance’s Pinocchio nose of lies grows larger by the day.
See Also:
LGBTQ Nation: J.D. Vance claims trans ally Tim Walz wants government to “steal your children”
#Turning Point USA#J.D. Vance#Tim Walz#Minnesota HF146#Minnesota#Transgender Safe Refuge#Transgender#Gender Affirming Healthcare#Custody Disputes#Ryan Visconti#Generation Church
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He's not. There is a youth pastor named ryan who is messianic but its not him
wait its a DIFFERENT youth pastor Ryan?? I am 100% sure I have seen people on his tiktoks talking about him being messianic.... I will investigate
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I’m rewatching the challenge pit with youth pastor Ryan and I noticed at 3:47, Damien said “I’ve just given a women the best 14 seconds of her life” and when he was done speed walking, Angela said “it was good for her.” If you don’t know the context, they had to speed walk and whoever walked the fastest won and Damien was pretending to be walking away from an “awkward” moment. I though that part was very interesting 🧐
Angela and her jokes man!
#damien haas#angela giarratana#damien and angela#damangela#damien x angela#damngela#damien/angela#damngela dynamic enjoyer#smosh#smosh games#Smosh pit
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Watching Youth Pastor Ryan talk about his confusion with upside-down pineapples to me screams Copia...
#ghost#ghost bc#papa emeritus iv#cardinal copia#popia#the band ghost#daddy copia#copia#dracopia#sweet innocent copia
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Are you surprised that companies have military contracts. The channel Youth Pastor Ryan makes videos covering what companies make, a lot of them military contracts.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/V2ipDGqiya0?si=WtplfXPfIqSR8qkw
my god i love youth pastor ryan
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A TikToker has made it his mission to ruin the lives of all tea lovers by exposing their favorite tea brands as being run by cults or having shockingly sordid histories. Given the contentious history of tea and colonialism, this shouldn’t come as the biggest surprise, but some of this stuff is still pretty wild.
Take, for example, Yogi Tea, which was founded by Yogi Bhajan, famous for introducing his version of Kundalini yoga to the U.S. After his death in 2004, he was accused of sexual abuse by dozens of women, and as Youth Pastor Ryan explains in his video, Bhajan’s organization also sent the children of its members to schools where many were neglected and abused.
Meanwhile, the company behind Sleepytime Tea, Celestial Seasonings, is also run by a cult. It follows The Urantia Book, which was written by a man who claimed to be able to talk to aliens; that man, however, wasn’t L. Ron Hubbard — a lot of people in the mid-20th century were into alien-based cults, I guess. The group believes that Adam, Eve, Lucifer and Jesus were all aliens or part-aliens who came to Earth to wipe out the “inferior races.”
In a more recent video, Youth Pastor Ryan discussed the history of Twinings tea as well, which was founded in 1706. Two members of the Twinings family, Richard Twining and his son Richard Twining, became directors of the East India Company, a company whose name became synonymous with capitalistic colonialism throughout Asia. The founder of Twinings, Thomas Twining, was also an investor in the Royal African Company, which, as the name would suggest, traded slaves; it’s estimated that the company sent more enslaved people to the Americas than any other company.
Youth Pastor Ryan does note that since then, Twinings has donated heavily to charity and invested in an ethical sourcing program for its products. Or as he jokes, “We’ve been trying to make up for a few things — even our website notes that we’re very sorry.”
It’s wild that so many tea companies are so weird that the one with a history of connections to colonialism and slavery is somehow the least offensive of the bunch. Is there a single tea company with no skeletons in its closet? Hopefully Youth Pastor Ryan will let us know.
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