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Thoughts on Arcane season 2
I didn’t like this season
It’s not bad, but I found it incredibly rushed, cramped and deeply unsatisfying
While season 1 had several protagonists it was also pretty obvious that Vi and Jinx were the emotional core of the entire show so why on earth was their dynamic barely explored here
Vi went from being my favorite character to a character I found deeply frustrating and annoying. What the hell is her personality of getting her sister back and fucking the hot lesbian. She has no consistency whatsoever and it’s something I don’t think the show realizes how batshit the constant flip flopping in. What do you mean you sister tells you she’s going to kill herself and then you start fucking your messy situationship
I don’t really care for Jayvik but I found Jayce’s confession very sweet.
Mel my beautiful queen they’re gonna call you a Mary Sue
What the fuck was with all that Witch shit and Ambessa’s death was incredibly unsatisfying
Victor fans who kept begging the team to not make him a hot buff robot so he can still be a skinny twink pisses me off so bad because now we have an inferior twink robot design. I know fans probably didn’t influence this but I also need to complain about their lack of taste like what do you mean you didn’t want to see a hot buff robot man.
Ekko feels like an incredibly unimportant character and I’m pretty sure fans only like him because of what he can do for Jinx. A part of me wished he actually did hold a grudge just to see how fans reacted.
Season 1 was all about setting up emotional complexities and how nobody was truly evil and the show made it seem like there was no way for anyone to fully recovery from this but everyone is holding hands and singing kumbaya’s so alright nevermind then
This show was honestly a little too in love with Jinx. I did not enjoy her writing in acts 1 and 2.
The jokes were really bad this season
The songs oh my god the SONGS. I didn’t mind them in season 1 but in season 2 it started to remind me of love is blind and anyone who has watched that show would know what a massive insult that is.
Caitvi lesbian sex scene and I couldn’t even enjoy it because the writing was pissing me off
Caitlyn should’ve continued her little fascist arc.
Mel’s arc this season felt like weird fanfiction.
A bunch of random side characters die off unceremoniously after the show gave them so much unnecessary screen time
I hated Isha sorry. I’ve never seen a character more clearly made to die.
Jinx death means nothing to me because I know she isn’t dead so why even do all that lol
I will never call this show sexist but it has done a massive disservice to its female characters.
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TWST Characters as Shit Me, My Friends and My Gf Have Said™️ pt4
Just lost my job yesterday. These silly little things are keeping me sane rn.
Adding some none NRC characters now. (Really just Che'nya. My baby)
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Che'nya: I don't wanna work. I just wanna live
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Deuce when he was younger: Say that word one more time and Ill shove your nose so far up your ass you'll be smelling your breakfast twice*
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Idia: Considering your lifestyle, that makes sense.
Malleus: wait what does that mean?
Idia, also autistic: oh you're autistic I forgot.
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Malleus: He's not my type.
Leona: he's totally my type...autistic for some reason.
Lilia from fuck knows where: YA THINK?
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Azul, crying: I'm not a twink
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Jade on one of his hikes: you dont choose the slug life, the slug life chooses you.
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Rook, overemphasizing his accent: my american boyfriend
Vil, spinning to look at him very softly: ...what?
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Idia about a game he and Lilia play: she didn't have ambition thats why she isnt playable and why she fucking died
Lilia doing a whole spit take:
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Jamil: Hello, do you have a death wish? Because you do now!
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Che'nya popping in randomly: don't be surprised if your government betrays you!
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My friends' insane quotes keep me sane.
*this one isnt from my friend, but actually an Aventurine CAI bot and it was so fucking unhinged i love it.
#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#lilia vanrouge#disney twst#azul ashengrotto#☆mfals - shitposts☆#incorrect quotes#incorrect twst#malleona#malleus x leona#azul x idia#vil x rook#malleus draconia#leona kingscholar#vil schoenheit#rook hunt
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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked
#katnissexual#i’m joking btw#and i agree with yall#he says you’ve ruined all other women for me#yeah twink we know#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#thg#nightlocked-in#everlark#peeta mellark#hunger games headcanon#hunger games incorrect quotes#thg incorrect quotes#bisexual peeta#peeta what’s your sexuality?#idk#what do u mean u don’t know#i’ve never thought about it#well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls?#he thinks for a second…. girl#just one#katniss he says#i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later#peeta why don’t you look at me during sex?#huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha#katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love#so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her#so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him#and that never stops being a problem
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Prompt 321
You know Content Warning? Lethal Company but youtube videoing?
Danny does that- just well, with the Zone. It’s not like it can be mapped out, what with people moving their Lairs and more lairs and islands constantly manifesting. And well, there’s so many things out here, and it’s not like he can be an astronaut.
So, he decided to make exploration logs for the Zone instead, alongside his friends and a doppelganger or two holding equipment. It’s great, and people can donate whenever he live streams so he’s getting income too.
He just erm, maybe should have double checked it was uploaded to just his dimension…
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny Phantom Crossover#Do as many crossovers as you’d like#Sometimes it’s just him & sometimes he has his friends with him too#They make jokes about the hospital bills if one of them gets hurt (the ecto heals them)#The viewers do not know it’s a joke#Danny pointing at giant realms leviathan through the Speedster window: Let’s get closer!#Chat: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO-#That one person: I will donate 100$ if you give it pets#Danny Cannot-Die Phantom: I mean for 100 bucks why not#Someone donating to Tucker: You keep your twink alive & it’s cute but ur a Furry Monsterfucker it’s very obvious#Tucker: I mean yeah I had an undead werewolf girlfriend for a bit in highschool I’m not hiding it#Sam in a screaming match with Overgrowth:#Chat: Yo what the fuck family drama did we just unlock#The heroes trying to track these young adults going to different dimensions/time travelling: *Screaming/Crying/Throwing Up*
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four types of common mephone gijinka designs (according to what i saw):
40's-looking fat man
tall man with slicked male hair and nice waffles
twink
"my gijinka design for him doesnt fit any of these three above"
#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity 2#inanimate insanity ii#inanimate insanity invitational#ii 2#ii 3#shoutouts to the burger creeper user who made the perfect mephone4 gijinka not only because the design is great and fitting#but it also captures the essence of childishness while keeping the adult-ish design#ily burgy (/qp) youre my fan <3#ii mephone4#inanimate insanity mephone4#mephone4 ii#mephone4#i dont have a gijinka design for him yet (still looking for ideas)#but ill choose the twink one because as a he/they trans mephone4 headcanoner its funny yet interesting#he looks cute and childlike and innocent but the innocent part is destroyed because of cobs 🍿#but i do want something that fits some of his only mature parts like how burgy does and not just an “uwu kawaii mephone4” typa shit#anyways typing my thoughts through tags is interesting you can even make long tags like these#i love this tumblr feature sm#mephone4 gijinka
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Will isn't a twink, yet I love it when Hannibal calls him 'boy.'
#its the age gap your honor#i love it#and he still calls him that no matter the dynamic in their relationship#that 'what a cunning boy you are' scene changed me#i know you dont have to be a twink or young to be called boy#im just babbling#hannibal is also not a twink#my exceptions are excessive time travel#or an au where they meet when they're younger#musings#shut up j#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram
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lestat is so dramatically bisexual he spends half the book waxing poetic about how nicki is the only person he can confide in and how he's never felt intimacy the way he does with nicki then the second he gets the ick and armand shows up he starts talking about how he's never felt desire like this before. like i think he'd just never met a redhead before or something
#tvl spoilers#tvc spoilers#i guess#iwtv#tvc#youre not in love with him hes just a twink!!!!! youre not in love with him hes just the only vampire youve met who isnt in agony over thei#own existence!!!!!!!!#anyway very funny. please make show!lestat say something to the effect of this in s3 and then cut to modern day lestat and molloy giving#each other a Knowing Look#also i didnt mention the fact he also compares armand to his mum😭 armand your 17y/o body has bewitched me in a way my own mother's never#did. like what#thunder rambles
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no one asked but idc i think tma Gerry and Needles should kiss
#needles tmagp#tma gerry keay#tmagp fanart#tma fanart#needles tmp#this all started bc I thot Michael and Needles should kiss bc they’re both cunty and pointy#and then me n me bf were like what if Needles and Gerry kissed but also Gerry isn’t afraid of Needles ofc#bc he have a million tattoos and piercings#I think Gerry makes Needles poke holes in him for free new piercings#i want to draw him being bfs w tma gerry and michael#I think its what he deserves#he’s a bottom he needs to be bullied#I do like the idea of Needles dating Gerry first and Gerry holds off on introducing him to Michael bc he Know Michael is gonna act up™️#esp since it’s rly easy to wind Needles up#god Michael would be such a little shit#but then they would both annoy Gerry#my bf says it’s getting your eldritch horror bf another eldritch horror bf to keep them busy while ur away#like when you get a dog for your dog#anyways once again. I love all y’all’s needles designs 😤💖#I love this stupid pointy little twink sm#also don’t ask me how Gerry isn’t getting stabbed let’s just suspend our belief#smth smth Gerry and Needles both read Hellraiser when they were teens and it sure had an effect on them#I just think mister Gerry Keay is not only a monsterfucker but a monster tamer#i want to draw ink5oul next 😤#i also think they and Needles should kiss#I have a lot of thots abt them djfjjfjf#my art#gerry/needles#gerry x needles#yall should help me name this ship i used all my creative brain juice on drawing them
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Dating Sim: Hika Romance Route
#ffxiv screenshots#ffxiv balmung rp#y'hika tia#The dialogue box maker is a gift and I love it#i love all my children equally#But right now Knife Cat hyperfixation#Don't actually date him he's a nightmare twink and will ruin your life#Every route end is a bad end it's just different flavours#manipulate manslaughter manwife
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Thinking about....... Sun Onceler.........
#sometimes the sun is a twink and he loves you and he refuses to leave your brain apparently#he's just so fun! what if instead of knitting thneeds he spins water into clouds! and they can be anything bc they can be any shape!#i realize in hindsight i have a tendency to make characters that embody some aspect of nature and may or may not be a deity lol#so maybe the others could make an appearance! sunler playing a lyre or smth singing about them#the stars and how she knows the fate in the cards#the siblings summer wind and rain#the beast and her orchard#but of course ending with how he's totally cooler and more important than everyone else#and it turns out apollo is not only the god of the sun but also of art and music so it really fits him methinks!#i doubt i could ever pull off running an askblog. however#i like the idea of him causing mischief. oh someone wants this thing to happen? let's make it a game!#keep your friends close from epic comes to mind#i don't have much in the way of story but. there are these two scenes in my head that are SO good#i wanna talk about em so badddd but i don't wanna spoil in case i do something with em#but i will say that one of them is a really really fun reference >:D#and the line “RED IS THE NEW GOLD”#but anyways i think an important part of him is that he loves people. he loves these silly little humans running around more than anything.#because all of this ultimately stems from the idea of the sun missing you when you've been inside for a long time#wanting things to get better for you and being there to celebrate the little victories yknow?#my nonsense
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Here's how the Bellkeeper can still be Hilda's father:
Gay marriage.
ANDERS IS NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM DO YOU HEAR ME
#JUST BC HES A TWINK DOESNT MAKE HIM SUCK ANY LESS#I love to hate Anders he sucks and that’s so funny#and real#honestly I just don’t see him and BK#like I think Edmund would hate him LMAO#maybe a one sided crush from ander’s end#MAYBE#that being said it’s funny seeing other ppl ship it#it’s like sketchbook’s evil twin#I like it enough to reblog the quality work coming out of it#and not rag on it in the tags because I’m not a dick#and ppl commenting on your ship work and saying “’I don’t ship this’ is ANNOYING#BUT#I don’t like it enough to make stuff for it myself#lol#anon#ask#ty for the ask!#Hilda spoilers#Hilda season 3 spoilers#Hilda Anders#Anders Hilda#Hilda’s father#hilda#hilda the series#netflix hilda#hilda netflix#Hilda season 3#the bell keeper Hilda#Hilda the bellkeeper
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modern au dad askeladd except he's not an actual dad but this random kid shows up to his house every day and tries to have beef over the closed food store askeladd bought and turned into an antiquarian store. turns out the food store used to be run by the kid's father until he passed away which is very sad of course but also askeladd is not gonna cooperate with some brat that borderline harasses him day by day. only that he can't call the cops because he kinda has a turbulent past and if they find out he's filling his store with stolen goods it's gonna become a huge problem. and note to destiny, the stupid kid finding out is not that great either because now he has to hear it out if he doesn't wanna go to prison and also he should probably learn the demon child's name while he's at it. shenanigans ensue.
#askeladd agrees to honor the memory of thorfinn's dad and in return thorfinn won't call the cops on him#then they fight about how the honoring should be done#askeladd doesn't want to change his entire store's image only to make sure people don't forget about the former owner#and thorfinn isn't satisfied with just a sign with his dad's name on it which is as far as askeladd is willing to go#things change when some rich jackass wants to buy every building on the street and turn the whole area into a luxury resort#now thorfinn and askeladd have to work together because thorfinn doesn't want his dad's store to vanish#and askeladd doesn’t want HIS STORE to be torn down because smuggling the stolen stuff out of town would be a pain#(also affordable houses with basements big enough to keep the meth laboratory running are rare these days)#(also also thorfinn learns some kind of martial art in the dojo across the street which is whatever but the coach is really nice)#(like. REALLY nice.)#(with a nice voice and a nice face and nice muscles and as if that wasn't enough he makes a kickass apple pie)#“bjorn is single btw” - “shut up thorfinn” - “i'm trying to help” - “go bother your twink why dontcha”#yeah thorfinn actually manages to make friends with the son of that asshole that tries to get their houses#great for the brat of course but now askeladd has to deal with a snobbish teen criticizing his cooking#not to mention the nosey nanny slash accountant the rich idiot hired to keep his twink son entertained who's very curious about the basement#he also knows a lot about modern art which. not great. well great for him but not for askeladd.#anyway tldr#askeladd has to save a street while trying to raise two boys that aren't his not falling in love and keeping ragnar out of the meth basement#thorkell is the construction worker hanging around and refusing to do his job until sven pays him quadruple the original agreement#vinland saga#bjornskeladd#thornute#ragnar and thorkell are also there#and sven but no one wants him to
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Been obsessed with this man recently. Everyone go read Ghost Junk Sickness right now.
#generate random art#ghost junk sickness#gjs#trigger elliot#alphonse elliot#trigger gjs#grrrrrghgrrgghr I love this man#he's so. i need him in a box with food and water. someone do experiments on him for me#like everyone in ghost junk sickness is amazing and i love them all but trigger is just the right kind of loser to me#i need this twink obliterated. killing him <3#putting him in the your turn to die death game by majority and watching him run around like a terrified rat#I'm so sorry guys something is wrong with me#i need this man so bad. not carnally or romantically i just need him.#anyways go read ghost junk sickness fr it's so good and the art is gorgeous and the characters are awesome and the story is captivating and#etc etc just go read it please I'm bgegingg
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[heavy breathing] rei in his thigh high boots
#Dangm1!!! he really IS liberal with his moans!!#his voice is also deeper than i thought!!#he's more of a drawler. like kuya's kind of drawling. voices that go brrrrrrrrrmmmm instead of !.!.!.!!!!#idk it's my first time actually tryna pay attention to voices#SWEET CHEEBIES I JUUST WANT TO *grips rei's face* LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU#like you're absolutely stacked for a twink . you're a nuca brand twink. which means ur biceps are bulging and your abs are boulders#u could crush me in one hand but i want to just (claw grip starts vibrating)#EIDEN!!! GET OVER HERE AND LOVE THIS IDIOT PLEAS#LOVE HIM IN HIS SPECIAL ARO WAY OR WHATEVER HE JUST NEEDS TO BE TREASURED#i'm 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i need u to be happy eventually ok. even mildly content is acceptable. just... AT PEACE?#nu carnival rei
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God I’m gonna get you so thoroughly filled up with cum. I promise, love
#I just got back from Dune 2 so what better way to end the evening#than a pull I’ve been hunting roll after roll#I have used SIXTY contracts to get him#but he’s FINALLY MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHA#god look at him#I’m gonna get him mounted so hard#do your best Eiden#by the way… first storyline I actually read#usually I just skip everything#but this storyline was so good#are they all this good#because I might have missed out on some great shit#I love these gay boys#I’ve even warmed up to Dante#still don’t care about Rei though#…god LOOK AT HIM AND HIS TWINK COWBOY OUTFIT JESUS#I love this game because I only ever used real money once#and it never got me any SSRs#every single SSR I ever got was achieved by saving contracts#nu carnival
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#Doodles#SCII#Damned#ZEX#Crackship#Teisel#Meme#I am on a roll with these lol#I knew adding Teisel to my list was only a matter of time#I am a weakwilled individual with one fatal flaw#Anyway (lol)#ZEX really has his work cut out for him with Teisel haha - it's very fortunate he's so determined and enjoys a challenge 'cause otherwise!#Teisel is hard to pin down - I mean Other Than That lol - he's an interesting guy :0#Rough around the edges and a family man ♪ And if I get to draw long hair and big muscles then all the better hehe#And he has a cute nose! He has the bridge of the nose thing that I like so much!! Yes!!#As for the rest of him - hm! I've only had passing thoughts up to this point and getting into his head is...Something lol#It's well done to be certain it definitely Makes Me Feel it's just hard to ascribe a name to that Feeling just yet#Needs a bit more time to tumble smooth I suppose lol#One thing I know I like because it makes me sad - lol - is ZEX projecting some of his feelings about DAX onto Teisel - unexpected!#It's extremely interesting how despite his deep abiding love and fascination with Otherness he's gotten increasingly homesick#Finding things charming about humans that remind him of VUX! You can tell he's a bit desperate for the familiar :'0#So isolated from even himself ah 💔 Hang in there ZEX!#At least he has some fun distractions hehe ♪ New things to learn and consider! Teisel keeps throwing him curveballs!#Both of them circling each other like ''? Isn't it your turn?'' lol#They both come off as aggressive in their own way and then swing-and-a-miss lol#And then there's how Teisel frames him as far as age goes - or really how everyone does pffft#It is So funny to me every time anyone refer to ZEX as ''old'' now that his age has been more or less established - at least pointed at#The fact that he might not even be in his human-equivalent 50s what is this who this lol he's not old! And Max /definitely/ isn't haha#He is the slightest itty-bittiest willowiest little twink y'ever did see pfft#I have been waiting to use that meme template for someone for ages I am so glad that I finally got the chance ♪
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