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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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Team Gai lazy* study day
Tysm @depressedhatakekakashi for all the support! This is just the first part of a little series of doodles for them :)
#*lazy unless your name is rock lee#team gai#tenten#hyuga neji#neji hyuga#rock lee#metal lee#maito gai#even if its just his legs lmao#pakkun#nart#naruto#might guy#naruto fanart#illustration#jvart#depressedhatakekakashi#neji lives ok just let me have this
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I think we all need to conjure the image of Merlin sitting on Arthur's lap whenever a princess/noblewomen comes along to woo Arthur. The mighty warrior, killer of bandit losers, sword twirly hand gesture guy, Crown Prince of Camelot just straight up panics and his natural reaction is to pull Merlin onto his lap and say he's gay for his manservant or throws Merlin over his shoulder and runs away, far away from the beautiful women.
My boi Merlin however wonders why Arthur doesn't just court someone already and stop trying to get him in trouble with Uther or his Uncle Gaius who keeps his fluffy caterpillar eyebrow in constant doom mode; Merlin is not in the mood to deal Arthur's romantic inability nonsense and people thinking he and Arthur are together when they're obviously not.
Seriously they're not together...they both protest loudly as Arthur holds a pantless manservant wearing a loose and very familiar red tunic whilst the prince himself is shirtless and the laces on his breeches are untied.
Definitely not fucking together.
#I'd write this if i wasn't lazy asf fr lol#my boi merlin is tired from chores...and from Arthur's vigorous sword jousting 😉#merlin take a break...take a kit kat break lol#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#cinnabon sweetroll tiramisu#bbc merlin#bbc arthur#bbc merthur#arthur x merlin#merlin x arthur#arthur/merlin#merlin/arthur#arthur and merlin#merlin and arthur#prince arthur#merlin the magical twink#they're husbands your honor#they're soulmates your honor#they're gay your honor#bottom boy merlin#friends to lovers#merlin prompts#my otp forever#my otp#merlin au#merthur au
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the ultimate idiot duo
#art#fanart#your honor they are both ace and gay#monkey d luffy#zoro roronoa#roronoa zoro#mugiwara no luffy#mugiwara kaizoku#zolu#zoro x luffy#one piece#one piece fanart#this is like so bad but i’m too lazy to continue working on it#so have this sketchduml
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harrow from semi-charmed kinda life which i love
#possessed with the spirit of not wanting to do work so did this instead#win for gay rights massive L for several other things in my life#WORTH IT THOUGH. sckl ily#please suspend your disbelief on what photo prints look like here. i was feeling lazy <3#harrowhark nonagesimus#sckl#the locked tomb#art#digital art#fanart
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ignore all logic
and grab my hand.
a dance with the devil
may be your last,
or maybe we stand
the test of time.
#digital art#my art#digital illustration#art#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai fanart#bsd fanart#bsd chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#bsd skk#skk fanart#skk#soukoku#soukoku fanart#i've had this in my drafts for a while#i was just too lazy to post it#your daily dose of skk being gay for each other#oh also the poem is written by me#poems and poetry#but it's not the focal point of the post#it's just easier for me to write one than think of a description#ignore the fact that the matchstick burns in the rain#it looked way cooler like this#skk defies logic in so many ways so what's one more
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💎the fashionista💎 & 🍎the farmer🍏
#rarijack#rarity#applejack#my little pony#mlp fim#my litte pony friendship is magic#fanart#they're gay your honor#got a little lazy with the background at the end lol but idc its fine
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These losers were sooo in love. They kissed soooo much. And held hands in the exorcist barracks soooo often.
I like to think being doomed by the narrative made them look at each other with such adoration.
New fallenwings drawing featuring my new outfit redesigns :). Working on it for a bit reignited my love for this ship so expect some more soon.
#fellas is it gay to put your wing around your beloved rival?#and for her to gaze back at you with a fondness in her eyes?#accompanying adam to get wine is not a two person job theyre just gay#lute being incapable of being normal about vaggie is so funny to me#she was definitely foaming at the mouth later on thinking about it#I think lute is secretly bashful#at least around pretty women#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin art#hazbin vaggie#vaggie#exorcist vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#vaggie my beloved#she’s so pretty#lute hazbin hotel#hazbin lute#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hope the adam lovers enjoy the outfit#I meant to make his hair messier but I got lazy so imagine Sera made him get a haircut#toxic yuri for the win#fallenwings#lute x vaggie#vaggie x lute#dangervag#digital art#my art#pecera
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Nothing's going to stop us
@sonicmarinermay Day 12: Tavern
#nothing gay about doing a jig in a rundown tavern with your captain#Nothing's going to stop us now- Starship#i was too lazy to do a background lol#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#digital art#shadow the hedgehog#art#artists on tumblr#sonadow#procreate#MarinerMay#sonic au#pirate au#pirate#au#pirate sonic#pirate sonadow#fanart#prompt list
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Somerton's misogyny and lesbophobia was fucking blatant and the fact his fans didn't care / notice until a man made a video on it is abhorrent. That IS a problem, people NEED to do better or else bigotry towards women will only continue to be accepted! Lesbians were calling this loser out for years and no one cared!
hey. as a lesbian who watched somerton's videos you have to understand that it wasn't "fucking blatant" and it was embedded between smart (stolen) points in the structure of the argument, and was given fake "evidence" to prove it --- something hbomberguy specifically shows with every example. i personally always noticed that it was weird and it was always a critical point when watching his videos (and also uh, side note but you shouldn't primarily go to cis white men for good takes about feminism and the lesbian experience anyways --- like, you should be watching a diverse intake of thought from underrepresented creators and understand that the cis/white/male perspective will always be limited because it's not universal)
to many, though, it for sure didn't register as a pattern of behavior until the instances were laid out. saying that audiences were "abhorrent" for "excusing" it just shows a complete lack of sympathy, because again: the pattern of behavior was the problem, and rhetorically each individual instance was relegated to enough plausible deniability where it slipped by most audiences who were probably watching the video in the background while they folded laundry or something. when bigotry is shrouded under the guise of fact, it takes on the affect of truth and abuses the viewer's trust in the creator. sure, media literacy is a huge problem, and i've written and researched so much into that, and yeah yeah audiences should "do better." the reality is though, putting the blame on the audience feels a little misogynistic in itself, bc you're just shifting the blame from the literal people who need to be blamed for practicing bigotry --- cis white men with a large platform.
the real thing u should be saying here is to call for a diversification of one's media intake, but no -- let's blame the audience for getting lied to, instead of uplifting female, queer, trans, poc, etc voices. the only way people "need" to do better, imo, is listening to those people instead and seeking multiple perspectives.
like y'all, let's retire this very new narrative that all james somerton fans were evil misogynists who willingly supported this and need to be destroyed. really most people who watched his content were younger queer people genuinely interested in queer media analysis, film theory, and queer history, probably excited that a long video essay was dedicated to their favorite show/movie/etc, and lets not pretend this wasn't disappointing for them as well. can everyone like chill out.
#hbomberguy#james somerton#like for me personally it was always like. yeah his view is hindered by being a cis white gay man. and when ur a lesbian noncis poc like me#u just kind of accept bigotry like that as inevitable?? fucked up but in that instance u literally just watch fem creators of color instead#DIVERSITY YOUR MEDIA OR DIE!!!!!!!!!! UPLIFT MARGINALIZED VOICES!!!!! STOP BLAMING AUDIENCES FOR BEING DUMB#LITERALLY IF U KNOW ANYTHING ABT MEDIA STUDIES RULE 1 IS AUDIENCES ARE LAZY AND WON'T FACTCHECK#IT'S UP TO CREATORS TO PRESENT THE TRUTH AND UP TO THE LISTENER TO SEEK MULTIPLE PERSPECTIVES
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Kinda got a love/hate relationship with the history of K/S because it's like. Can I please have a queer discussion about this 1960s television show without it being reduced to "shipper discourse". I thought Spock and Kirk were homo long before I knew that their characters spawned a fanfiction counterculture. The bisexual dude who wrote the episode that really kick-started the movement didn't know it was going to coalesce into the fan phenomenon that it did, he was just writing what he knew how to write best: the repression of burning male desire, and two dudes doing homoerotic shit. Can I just talk about the repressed burning male desire please, and the implications of a gay angle to Kirk and Spock's story, without it being referred to as shipper discourse. Can I do that. Does this make sense
#yes queer men write fanfiction but the subculture itself wasnt really centered around us or around closeted male desire which is the part#i related to#and I don't always think it gets to be talked about in a way thats ever fully divorced from that context if that makes sense?#one could argue it never WILL be divorced from that context but I believe said subtext existed before k/s was invented so#anyway this is one if my most autistic posts to date#historic moment#i hope this makes sense#k/s#star trek#the premise#like i just feel like glossing it over as ship discourse is demeaning to the actual GAY part of the discussion. this was even seen when#Gay-Gay Abrams was making his reboots and people brought up the subtext as a possibility#and creators were like “grrrrr you shippers just want your two favs to kiss onscreen” which downplays the significance of two men#being INTIMATE ONSCREEN#and is a lazy way to sweep queer male rep under the rug idk idk Im tired#Kirk and Spock will always be dismissed as a possibility and thats the excuse thats always used#its just so tied up in that fandom culture#i mean its interesting its just also frustrating at times
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Its been awhile since I last posted here, and drawing too. Just proof of me being still alive 💪🏽
I feel like I forgot how to draw due to school, but hey, I'm still trying, and if you feel that way, also keep trying 🫵🏽😤💗
#stobotnik#dr robotnik#agent stone#homosexual#gay#my art#lazy art#sonic the hedgehog#lgbtq artwork#your honor they are in love
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(manticore's) endgame
#wizard101#wizard101 fandom#w101#w101 fandom#novus spoilers#the old one#manticore#sal art#i hate backgrounds btw. and shading. got REAL lazy with both#anyway. ahem. toxic old man yaoi AND chess symbolism are real#ya they both have rings :] dont read into it#ummm in the 2nd to last frame hes supporting the King and keeping it from falling. and then in the last one hes doing the same#Do You Understand. my visions#pushing my 'old one sucks at chess' agenda forever#also hyea last one looks a lot like a frame from life is confusing. idc. whatever#dont ask how the old one ended up in that position btw i wasnt thinking about the logistics of play#hes just REALLY bad at this game#this is supporsed to be romantic btw. of dubious sincerity but romantic nonetheless#chess is like gay sex. if you think about it#youre trying to 'mate' another man 🤨 interesting
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Need a story where Arthur is a ghost who follows Merlin around all day and only in dreams can he communicate and touch Merlin. But to Merlin, he thinks it's not real that he's imagining the Arthur in his mind because no way would Arthur, his golden King would ever call him precious or beautiful, it's just wishful thinking on his part.
So Merlin lives a long life without knowing Arthur is there with him, this time it's Arthur's turn to watch and protect Merlin from the shadows as the warlock once did when Arthur was alive.
Arthur could've stayed in Avalon til he was needed yet the urge to return to Merlin is powerful, although he entrusted the care of Camelot into the hands of Guinevere and Leon he could not do the same of Merlin, and only upon his death did he finally realise why.
He was in love with his best friend. Always had been.
And so it is with great stubbornness and a helpful hand from Freya, whom he just found out was Merlin's first love, he frees himself from Avalon and returns as a spirit that guards Merlin's dreams from nightmares and fights off evil creatures that want Merlin's magic or wish to claim Merlin for themselves...and if some of those creatures happen to be humans who wanted to court Merlin well, he's not going to make it easy on them, on his knight's honour he will protect Merlin's virtue!
#might expand on this later#maybe...I'm quite lazy lol#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#cinnabon sweetroll tiramisu#arthur x merlin#merlin x arthur#bbc merlin#bbc arthur#bbc merthur#arthur/merlin#merlin/arthur#arthur and merlin#merlin and arthur#two sides of the same coin#they're soulmates your honor#they're gay your honor#they're gay for each other#king arthur#canon divergent au#merlin prompts#merthur prompt#otp prompts#ghost arthur#ghost arthur pendragon#immortal merlin#protective arthur pendragon#sad merlin#eventual romance
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Please- Hold me, kiss me, don't let me fly away.
These two are a goddamn long con romance but they'll be the death of me the entire time I write it.
#[I aint gonna clean this doodle more than that]#[im lazy and got other comms to do]#[ouuugggg they make me want to chew drywall]#[but im the only person who knows about them cause im the goddamn author its hell]#[only I know the meaning of half of this imagery and I apologize for that its novel things]#[Least this year is the year of novel writing and everyone will suffer with me]#[mun art]#[aug why is the quality of your work so high when its alex and dietrich - cause im VERY GAY]
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Leading up to our Sly 3 coverage on the podcast, i'm comparing the depiction of Sly's evolution between games. Although Sly 2 continues Clockwerk's story from Sly 1, it sorta benched the ancestors and the Thievius Raccoonus for the entire game. Instead, Sly's development was shown through the upgrades to the cane. In Sly 3, SP shifted focus back to the ancestors with the vault being at the centre of the story. Admittedly, it feels as if the vault and by extent the ancestors are only touched upon in the prologue and Honour Among Thieves. But, in reality, Sly's development throughout the game takes the form of him indirectly channelling his ancestors.
Think about it: the disguises Sly dawns almost every episode are a skill Thaddeus had perfected; piloting the plane akin to Otto, and a pirate adventure like Henriette's. We don't see him directly reference the Thievius Raccoonus but i think that was done deliberately to show how he's studied it so much at this point that he's learned everything by heart. Now at the end of the series, Sly is fully capable of embodying his ancestors. This (a) acts as a natural climax to the exploration of the vault at the end of the game, and (b) helps Sly come to the conclusion that yeah this rich legacy is embedded in him but also he's his own self and he needs to carve out his own path going forwards
#on the PODCAST !!! 🚨⚠️🤓#sly cooper#i can't believe brat sucked btw#and that she dropped this half-assed mess on pride month? be fr#the singles were ok. actually 360 was my favourite. but other than that... wow what a disappointment#testament that lazy branding will do you wonders if your fanbase is fully gay
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