#your squishy baby

[tapakah0]

Gif with baby for @kiwi-smug-silvalina

[burglar-bird]

Biblically accurate Young Justice

[marclef]

day 5 of Pizzatober!

after 3-4 months of age, Fake Peppino's little Fakelings are mature enough to go out into the world on their own. but once they do, they start to change, taking forms that better suit their own selves, and the interests they take once they're out there...

one mature Fakeling, wandering out to a nearby town, was entranced by the sight of a crumpled, worn newspaper, curious of the strange language and symbols on it. and so, they became obsessed, marveling at the wonders of written information, and began to stockpile as much of it as they could. and thus, giving rise to the first of the five grown Fakelings:

Paperino! the largest of the five siblings, and already as big as Fake Peppino, meaning they'll grow even bigger! their "horns" are simply spiked goopy hair, and not actually pointy to the touch. they're also quite calm and polite, rarely moving much besides to search for more "knowledge".

they are obsessed with knowledge, collecting anything with ANY sort of writing on it, from books, to old wrappers, to shirts with funny text on them. they consider all of it to be "books", and willingly share all of it at their Library. you can borrow anything you like from there, as long as you promise to return it! they are happy to share their "books" with anyone. just be sure you actually return it.... they are not very happy with people "stealing" their property! that might be the only time you ever see them get angry...

every piece they own they consider to be important knowledge, and that's something they're very hungry for.... literally. whenever they finish reading something, they will eat it, believing this will help them absorb the knowledge from it. (it doesn't... but you won't tell them that, will you?)

[fudgelling-away]

It's one of those days

Sans.

Sans.

sans sans sans

I wake up, mind foggy and disoriented. I go about my morning routine on autopilot. Empty eyes. Blank expression. Mind far away.

Sans.

Sans squirms under the covers, nuzzling into the warmth of my body.

I brush my teeth, unseeing eyes locked onto a random spot on the sink.

Sans lets out a low grunt and I growl, clenching my teeth on the toothbrush, foam all over my mouth.

How fitting.

I wash my face with shaky hands while Sans arches against my body in the most delicious way.

My hands trace his lumbar vertebrae, edges rounded and soft. He's such a gentle, non-threatening creature. Nothing about his body is harsh to the touch. No sharp angles. Nothing to attack with. No armour. Just inviting softness.

He is so human in that regard.

I rub the intervertebral discs with the tips of my fingers and feel the jelly-like surface yield under the careful pressure. His breath hitches and he whispers my name.

I sigh and start making tea, walking around the kitchen in a haze. My shift at work starts in 10 minutes.

Sans whines ever so softly as my hand reaches inside his hollow ribcage, caressing, massaging the warm bones.

I stop in the middle of the kitchen, spilled tea trickling down my arm onto the floor.

I watch the droplets fall.

Smooth bones shiver under my fingers.

I put the glass back on the counter and turn around lethargically to get some paper towels.

Teeth pressed against my lips. Ragged breath.

Sugar. I need to get a soap. Or the floor is going to be sticky.

"please, just... please"

The floor tiles are cold and smooth when I kneel down.

I can't see my kitchen anymore.

Sans leans into my hand needily as I wipe the sweat off his forehead.

It's going to be a torturously long day.

[httyd-art-requests]

Hi could you please do dart?

I sure can :D One squishy baby dragon coming right up

Dragon #19 - Nightlight (Dart)

[witchofthesouls]

Ultron so small cue cybertronians mistaking him for a sparkling and tryin to adopt him

Soundwave would be the fastest to swipe him i think

Ultron is more like a hotspot mech off the Forge rather than a fresh newspark. He's naive but an adult with limited experience.

Tony Stark, however, will give so many Cybertronians coniption fits because SPARKLING! THERE'S A SPARKLING!! WHO LET THE SPARKLING ON THEIR OWN!?!?!

Soundwave will have stiff competition with Blaster, other Seekerkin on both sides, and Prime.

It's because of how Cybertronians communicate with each other. Newsparks have an EM field that's very simple with few subharmonics, so it's their equivalent of a newborn smiling to other humans.

Tony, with a reactor in his chest, emits that.

Hence, the kidnapping spree.

[biffhofosho]

It's fine. I haven't stopped crying, but it's fine.

[nyxpheros]

lil' gamer boy

[merakiui]

Any thots on yandere trey? And side note that rook fic 😳😳😳 I think if given the chance not only would rook kill his darling he'll prolly cook her heart and eat it in a candleloght dinner ejddjdjdjdkdi

Omg I have so many thoughts about him!!! Also eating darling’s heart is such a Rook thing to do. Either that or he preserves it. ^^;;;

As for Trey, I’ve noted before that he’ll put you in domestic situations just so you can get used to that sort of thing (as you’ll be experiencing it soon enough, so it’s best to get accustomed now). He’s subtle, so it’s never something that glares you in the face, and he’s rather good at gaslighting you to think otherwise about his actions. When the two of you bake together, he puts on comfortable music and you work in tandem, truly like a couple, teasing one another when either of you get flour on your cheek. He flirts with you when he bakes, but you’ll never know that that’s what it is. You think he’s just teasing you.

I think he’s also very good at baby-trapping you and then spinning such a believable tale when you come crying to him about how worried you are when you learn you’re pregnant. You end up trusting Trey because he’s so sweet to you, always looking out for you and treating you kindly. He feels so safe, and he always knows just what to say to comfort you. He’ll treat the entire thing like it was an accident, even though he fully intended for you to get pregnant. He talks to you softly, albeit sometimes it feels a little infantilizing, and you’ll see things from his point of view. You have Trey’s full support, and he tells you even his family will support you. They’ve always wanted him to find a nice person to settle down with. It just happened a little sooner than expected, that’s all. He tells you so many sweet things and you find yourself agreeing because they all feel right. He’s right that the two of you will find a way to make this work out. He’s right that a pregnancy will be worth it. He’s right that raising a child is tough work, but it’s very rewarding. He’s right that his family will be supportive and welcome you with open arms. He’s right that he loves you and you…love him. Right?

Perhaps he might even slip things into his sweets and then use his UM so you’ll never taste anything odd. Maybe it’s a love potion, a fertility potion, an aphrodisiac, a few sleeping pills, or even his cum. >:) and he’s always there when you succumb to the effects of what he’s mixed into the treat, helping you out because he’s just so kind and responsible and he knows what he’s doing. <3 so just let Trey take care of you; he loves you, after all.

[monkee-mobile]

EVERYBODY LOOK AT MIKE’S STUPID DUMB KNEES

okay, move along

[smile-files]

two things

does anyone know where "wawa" came from?? i keep saying it!!!!!!!

came up with another silly imaginary utopia... fuzzyworld, which is inhabited by fuzzy caterpillars can turn into fuzzy butterflies and back again whenever they want

[overthinkingtaleblr]

Ough CBF covering herself in blankets so Gregory can sleep on her more comfy

[andromedasummer]

watching unsolved mysteries with mother and i from a respectable distance

[taryndedoo]

I love watching Moriah Elizabeth, and i saw her video of the "Nipple babies" and fell in love! So here is my depiction of them! it was so fun drawing these!

I originally drew them right after the video came out but was too shy at the time to post them. Here they are now and i managed to email her the picture as well, hopefully she will see it. :3

Here is the video hey are from

[moodycarcass]

I am glad "get yourself a fat bitch" is the new shtick instead of whatever mental derangement dieting is but I am begging you people to please stop calling someone under 180lbs fat unless they r literally like 5ft tall

[arisu-alisa-alice]

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