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I'm very much convinced that Wesker has Cat™ traits
just look at his eyes. imagine them dilating when he's about to pounce
he's not immune to the laser pointer
your lap is his seat now and there's nothing you can do about it.
if it fits, he sits. (just imagine him sitting in a in a tiny ass box lol)
yes, he purrs. because I say so.
"Chriiiisss!" more like "Meooowww!"
just say pspspsps and here he comes.
you buy him blonde cat ears and he literally breaks a vase. the way he says "chris" even sounds like he's hissing! if you scratch his tailbone hard enough with your nails he will shake his ass and start purring. he is so cat coded.
the funniest part is i think he would hate cats because of the fur and how they ignore him. he doesn't like dogs either because they want too much attention, but his cat should at least like him, right? he's fr stressed and clawing at your door and yowling because he's worried the cat doesn't like him. you let him in because you just want to sleep and he is laying directly on your chest and smothering you with his hair and you can't even move him off. he's too heavy. he's also fucking adorable like this so i guess you just have to suffer anyway.
#this is so fucking funny#albert wesker#resident evil#trekk answers#alternatively chris is a dog ofc#he and wesker literally duke it out on the daily#your house is destroyed#chris wants to thwart the evil cat#and wesker wants to tear the dog down until chris is his servant#chris redfield
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When team black’s very own perfect male wife, Daemon Targaryen, goes behind his wife’s back, overrules her decisions, and stains her reputation…
I been trying to tell team black that daemon ain’t a male wife for the last year to no avail. That man has not once given a crap about Rhaenyra or what she wants or believes in. He believed that grooming her would lead to her being subservient to him and bending to his will so he could be king.
He’s acting like he’s king. Because in his eyes he’s the real power. It’s why he chokes her when she isn’t decisive like he wants. It’s why he makes ulterior plans without her permission to get what he wants. It’s why he ignores her when she needs him in pain and fear and grief. And most importantly, it’s why he sullied her name.
He is angry that he is behind Rhaenyra in succession, angry that he relies on her claim to get himself and his blood on the throne, angry that he has to answer to her instead of the other way around. So he will destroy her claim and her reputation so that he is more loved than her.
If you wanna be a fan of daemon because he’s just a bad person and you like how bad he is…go ahead. But I’ve had enough of the team black “perfect innocent meow meow male-wife girl dad daemon” narrative. He’s a pedophile, a predator, a misogynist, a wife beater and murderer, and a genuinely despicable person who just had a child killed to suit his blood lust and hatred as well as to ruin the reputation of the woman he resents for being more than him. At this point, you’re all stanning a man who is everything you wish team green would be and your hypocrisy is showing
#just a rant#because I’m so sick of daemon fans riding him like he isn’t the worst person in universe#your male wife hates women and destroys all who come into contact with him#house of the dragon#game of thrones#team green#anti targaryen#anti team black#anti targ stans#anti daemon#anti daemon targaryen#anti daemrya#anti daemon x rhaenyra
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Rhaenicent is such a wild ship because imagine having a homoerotic teenage situationship that ends so badly it causes a war, kills off all the dragons, and almost ends an entire bloodline
#when your breakup is so bad it almost destroys the entire realm#love that for them#they're my moms (real)#rhaenicent#rhaenyra x alicent#house of the dragon#hotd
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i rewatched HTTYD 1 the other night (for the millionth time lol) and I was fully aware of my love of Toothless being a giant cat, but I kinda forgot how awesome it is when he gets to be OP
like this guy shoots nuclear blasts out of his mouth REGULARLY
he took down the evil tyrant dragon almost entirely by himself
He blew up a glacier and took down the alpha in the second movie to save his best friend
he was the most terrifying thing in Viking lore for hundreds of years because no one could see him and he'd just fly by and, again, NUKE EVERYTHING. AND THEN LEAVE.
I love when we get reminded how formidable of a force Toothless is
#the king of dragons uses his best friend's leg as a chew toy#and i love that for him#a lot of people new to the HTTYD movies compare the final fight at the end of HTTYD 1#to the House of the Dragon scene where Luc goes up against Aemond and Vhagar#and like YEAH THATS WHAT IT IS#EXCEPT IN THIS CASE THE LITTLE GUY ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS THE BIG GUY#AND ITS AMAZING#httyd1#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd 2#toothless#httyd toothless
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tbh, it's more like Aemond just couldn't help but kiss Aegon rather than manipulation, lmao.
someone: *enters the king's chambers*
#save aegon from his lil brother#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#aegond#Aemond you can even devour Aegon we'll still continue to see through your obsessive nature.#he longs to destroy his older brother to subjugate him to love him and destroy him again#hotd#house of the dragon#my post
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Cersei and Kevan are interesting because their personalities mesh kinda well, and Kevan talks to Cersei with the sort of blunt deference that Cersei would respond best to (she thinks she needs someone fawning over her but what she needs is someone who respects her mind but will argue with her, and Kevan has a certain amount of deference for her because of her station and the fact that she’s Tywin’s oldest). He has the years of training that she needs, without the stubborn mindset that Tywin has regarding the succession of Casterly Rock (he calls her Lady of the Rock, and asks to be made castellan and not Lord because he understands she comes before him in the succession and Jaime is a lost cause!!). BUT. Like Tywin, he takes her every failure and erratic move as confirmation that she’s not fit to rule instead of a confirmation that she has the drive but not the training!! So he just writes her off completely, let’s the Faith utterly humiliate her, and gets shanked the moment he gets into power. rip kevan you could have been barth or otto levels of powerful if only you could get past your misogyny and cersei’s debilitating mental illnesses.
#lannister men always shooting themselves in the foot by writing cersei off. it’s okay she’s deranged enough to destroy your house on her own#i mean that with love aksjjd#valyrianscrolls#kevan lannister#cersei lannister#rani liveblogs asoiaf
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squenix you have got to put a crumb of enrichment out for the girlies or they’re going to start ripping up the pillows and chewing on wires and such
#mine#theyre high energy theyre herding girlies. they’ll start destroying your house if you put them in a content drought#at least give them a kong with peanut butter
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ithink something interesting to consider is how out of the alan-drawn stickfigures the chosen one is the only one who doesnt really create. ive seen people paralleling tco and tdl as destruction and victim and tsc as creation which i can certainly agree with but also tdl has created things before. like the virabots and the bands and that cannon and such. its creation for the purpose of destruction but its still creation
so victim has the various tools they use that they built a whole business out of, tdl has the virabots and virabands and whatever else technology they mightve cooked up, tsc has the drawing tools and all their various creations, but tco never really Makes things beyond their innate powers. this isnt to say they arent crafty, they can certainly utilize what is around them to get an upper hand, but they never quite create anything of their own. i suppose they are powerful enough to not need it? but i still find the discrepancy intriguing. someone get this guy to a craft night stat
#shoving a box of craft supplies into their arms and saying go create NEOW#you can do things beyond your superpowers. you dont have to destroy. now go make a house out of popsicle sticks#wheres your creativity the chosen one..... ice sculptures or laser engraving or woodburning or something. get a hobby#alan becker#animator vs animation#ava#ava the chosen one
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So, now I read insane posts that Mysaria becoming Rhaenyra’s lover makes perfect sense in terms of how the White Worm managed to manipulate her in the book.
Excuse me????!!!
So, the only possible way to manipulate someone is through a sexual relationship?
Maybe for people with one or two brain cells max.
In actual canon, the Dance had been chipping away at Rhaenyra’s mental health since the moment it started. Because first she lost her father (with the Greens covering it up and not even letting her see him), then she discovered the snakes stole her throne, and then she lost Visenya. These three in one blow. Not long after, Luke had been murdered.
At this point, Rhaenyra was not only physically incapacitated (the miscarriage did some damage and she was not allowed to ride Syrax for a long time), but mentally as well (she lost a father and two children).
Then, as the Dance progressed, she remained isolated at Dragonstone, not mentally capable of leading the Black Council and her husband could not remain there and be by her side either, (because how else were they to win the war if no one actually left the island to gather support)? Rhaenyra and Daemon did not have any quarrel. The Queen could not leave Dragonstone, and Daemon had to go, secure Harrenhal and ensure the support of Great Houses.
Then came the Battle of the Gullet, where Jace died. His death is what broke Rhaenyra for good. She was never the same after she lost her firstborn. Afterwards, she lost Viserys too (she believed he was dead).
And I do not recall Mysaria being at Dragonstone at all during this time. She helped Daemon with Blood and Cheese, but she came in the picture and became the Mistress of Whisperers only after the Blacks took King’s Landing.
After the Fall of King’s Landing, Daemon had to leave again, because the war had not yet been completely won. And so, that was when Rhaenyra was left alone with Mysaria advising her in King’s Landing.
Nowhere is there any indication whatsoever that there was anything going on between these two. And Mysaria, very easily, took advantage of Rhaenyra’s emotional state (and her Consort’s absence) in order to turn her against Daemon. And let’s be honest…it’s not some big achievement. Between Daemon’s “questionable” actions and Rhaenyra’s mental state, it was very easy for Mysaria to get the job done with just a few whispers.
Stop trying to defend a shitshow of a scene, which the showrunners themselves admitted came out of nowhere and was not scripted (therefore, intended for queerbaiting purposes alone).
Nothing like shipping Rhaenyra with the woman who literally tips her over the edge and destroys her life, right?
I repeat, girl on girl action is easy to find online. It’s not that rare. If you’re that desperate, find a decent site, a quiet space and work out…whatever you have to work out.
#I hate these people. Rhaenyra and Daemon were my favorite Targaryens and HBO destroyed them!#Stop pulling insane ideas out of your asses and attempting to justify them after#anti hotd#anti house of the dragon#canon asoiaf#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#anti hbo#anti ryan condal#anti sara hess
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I know we all clown on Tim Drake for having a moral code that’s just “whatever the opposite of what I think will make me evil gun batman” but have you considered Tim Drake is absolutely the kind of feral bastard to carefully design and create an entire illusion of inevitability just to manipulate his younger self into not becoming a supervillain.
Like do you think Future Tim just set aside some really crazy weekends. Do you think he was the worst drill sergeant ever when making his friends practice their lines and backstories over and over until they locked him in a closet with no electronics
#any continuity errors are actually the result of the future titans forgetting their lines#(they’re terrible at improv)#tim made the executive decision that he couldn’t be trusted and he was right#he thinks he’s so clever and his friends are looking at him like ‘can you please pretend you’re acting like even a little bit’#‘we know you aren’t actuallly but like for our peace of mind’#what he doesn’t know is that his friends only go along with it to let him get out his evil supervillain tendencies in a#semi-controlled environment#you know how you take your dog out before you leave so they don’t destroy the house#exactly like that#dc#batman#tim drake#kon el#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#dc comics#titans of tomorrow#teen titans
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Day 5: Nightmares
he had a bad dream :( now it’s everyone’s problem
@heropartnerweek
#Treecko#skitty#palkia#pokemon doodles#original art#heropartnerweek#heropartnerweek2024#And what’s worse he heard they helped out that bastard dialga#So that’s two reasons why they deserve to die#I still can’t get over how he just materializes in your house#Middle of the night#screaming at you for destroying the fabric of the universe#Like bro do you have any idea who we ARE?#We have Arceus’ favor and blessing to be alive for fucks sake#You questioning god? Your own dad??#Piss off
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You know what's funny? So many people were convinced Sylus would be the biggest red flag. And then they drop Caleb... My guy seriously needs to chill with his obsession xD the amount of times I went "... I don't wanna, be here. Zayne? Sylus? Pick me up! Now!" sfurhjb
Compared to Skyhaven, the N109 Zone felt much more chill which is kind of ironic lol. I'd much rather spend more time there with mobs, gangs etc than go back to Skyhaven and deal with the fucking Fleet
#becky rambles#I loved the story don't get me wrong!#but I do not vibe with the way Caleb tends to treat mc#maybe that's partially because I'm at a point where I will punch a man if he treats me like I couldn't possibly make my own choices sfuegh#protective? I don't mind that#locking me up tho?! I will destroy your house to get out my guy#love and deepspace#love & deepspace#lads#lads caleb
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#vergil the alpha and omega. stfu capcom 😭😭😭#men will say “’hear me out’ who tf said i’m hearing a man out?#vergil isn’t a man. he’s an angry kitty cat that just destroyed your house 😇#vergil calling dante a fool when he didn’t make some of the worst decisions of his life 😭#dante wearing a shirt saying ‘i’m dumb but what does that make him?’#on the dmc brainrot train (i am never getting off)#he’s my little kitty cat meow meow 🥰#dmc3#dmc3 vergil#dmc 3#vergil devil may cry#devil may cry 3#devil may cry#devil may cry vergil#vergil#dmc#dmc vergil#vergil dmc#dmc sparda#dmc shitpost#dmc memes#devil may cry meme#devil may cry shitpost#devil may cry sparda#sparda#vergil sparda#shitpost#shit post#shitposting#meme
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I dislike when people act like animatronics are scrap metal when they’re damaged. Sure it’s going to be harder to restore a headless character, or to find/make the pieces you’re missing, but if it was built from the ground up in the first place then it’s able to be built again. With enough determination, anything is restorable!
#rock afire#chuck e cheese#punky rambling idk#obviously while some things ARE restorable they aren’t worth your time fixing if they’re like. totally destroyed#I have so much first hand experience though and seeing what others have done as well is so cool#2.0 is like officially over I guess?? how are we feeling about this bc personally for me it’s pretty bittersweet#also cec corp if you’re reading this your robots are in my house now you’ve should’ve destroyed them better /j
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Adar knows how King and Court think of the Peredhel, like some bittersweet tale of fantasy, like the scion of some distant history told to sleepy little elflings by the fire - but do not fear, gwinig, for the beautiful prince was saved from his cruel captors to live in happiness forever after with us. They speak of him like he's something quaint. Doesn't he look so like Lúthien, so like his forefather Fingolfin? Isn’t he as dignified as the Princess Idril? Isn’t he wise like Elu Thingol? How sweet!
And so in the golden light of Lindon do they lie to themselves - for Elu Thingol was ruthless, unshakeable in his convictions even unto his death; yet the courtiers tut at Lord Elrond’s stubbornness. Idril Celebrindal was trapped, as hidden as her city as darkness crept up the walls and into her home; yet Lady Galadriel shrugs off her friend’s warnings. Fingolfin held Morgoth at bay for four hundred years, unfailing strength carved into his very bones; yet the King both censures his Herald for his forcefulness.
And Lúthien, ai! Tinúviel, wrathful, relentless, unearthly - when friends flinch from your gaze and Lords shift uneasily when you talk, when the wise cannot bring themselves to look on you for fear of what they will see, when Kings lie and placate and spin gossamer traps because they know you could unmake them - that is Lúthien.
- from the fic I’m writing about Elrond from Adar’s perspective. I'm on 100 words so far and idk how I'm going to make it to 5k... you're welcome to talk to me about it tho :)
#the fic is still unnamed - suggestions welcome!#would yall read 5k of adar just fangirling over elrond in that kinda hot kinda creepy way of his???#robert aramayo is cute and all but tragic eldritch vision of loveliness elrond just hits different#eldritch elrond#eldritch lúthien#trop adar#adar x elrond#elu thingol#idril celebrindal#fingolfin#this fic is pretty critical of gil galad's court rn - like they're just picking the truths they want to notice about Elrond (familiar?)#but there IS a reason for that bc no one just lies to themselves all the time if the truth is not Deeply Uncomfortable for some reason#so here's the theory: the first age was absolutely Shit bc everyone was dying and shit was going up in flames all over right?#for the noldor all the nice stuff like music free time romance nice food books science pretty clothes dancing etc got left behind in valino#for the Sindar - already potentially “”less developed“” due to fewer valar & less stable environment - what they had made got destroyed#so at the end of the first age everyone is Suffering and miserable and Really Really looking forward to finally catching a Goddamn Break#so when the second age kicked off and things were stable enough to start making nice clothes food houses books music art#and political tensions cooled enough to do a cultural exchange that boosted invention economy the spread of ideas etc#it fed into a budding luxury culture among elves - like in the 50s after ww2 where the West went 'we can have shit now so we'll have it ALL#like Fuck Yes you deserve to be comfortable after that shitshow but now... youre a lil TOO comfortable#to adar this means theyre forgetting history ignoring sauron and avoiding the uncomfortable parts of elronds heritage
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cregan’s issue is the same as corlys which is ya kno never seeing his girl heir as an heir period. so just like corlys brings marilda’s boys to rhaenyra to legitimize instead of pushing for baela or rhaena to inherit, cregan decides to remarry for a THIRD time even though he has a granddaughter and SEVERAL daughters who could inherit. they’re perfectly happy to bow to a woman when it’s convenient, when it fits into their own honor codes and benefits them, but when it comes to their own families, their own legacy, only a man is good enough. when it comes to the it it’s like - aegon the younger has BEEN heir, and was already named the next king by the time cregan gets there, BY corlys, who goes along with the green style inheritance of saying aegon iii is aegon ii’s successor through daemon’s line, likely imo bc he just wants the war to stop and thinks getting rhaenyra’s last son on the throne is good enough (bc he doesn’t get it!! it’s why he pushes rhaenyra to name men over women with better claims during the dance; he’s not about disrupting the system, he only supports rhaenyra bc it benefits him!).
baela isn’t being denied the crown because not a single person including baela herself thinks she’s a viable contender and that’s the result of aegon ii being the last monarch & adult targaryen alive in the capital, and not anything cregan or to some extent, corlys, does; jaehaerys’ ideology is what the greens are fighting for and jaehaerys’ ideology is what wins and the person to blame for both jaehaera & baela not being viable contenders for the throne is aegon ii himself. but jeyne arryn is right there!! too bad it doesn’t matter, bc in a situation where cregan and corlys actually do have the power to go “i have the ability to just support my girl heir” they choose a boy. it’s just like cat says it’s just like borros lord misogynist himself says - a daughter is nice but ahhh a son. a son is more important!
#interesting how this has nothing to do with the iron throne tho huh. it’s almost as if they don’t have control over that one.#getting on my soap box#like these men are ALSO suffering under patriarchal delusions but people love to blame rhaenyra for their faults#or assign the greens faults to cregan 💀 buddy that’s YOUR side that made it worse!!!!! cregan & corlys role up to a shitshow & are mostly#trying to stop the fighting. their power is over THEIR OWN HOUSE.#and boy do they use it to screw over baela rhaena sansa and serena!!!!#okay i think i’m done ranting i am on my period and the level of discourse i keep seeing is making me go insane#i know a lot of people are incapable of being normal about women fucjing outside of marriage but the way it just destroys dance discourse.#insane. annoying.
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