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I'm very much convinced that Wesker has Cat™ traits
just look at his eyes. imagine them dilating when he's about to pounce
he's not immune to the laser pointer
your lap is his seat now and there's nothing you can do about it.
if it fits, he sits. (just imagine him sitting in a in a tiny ass box lol)
yes, he purrs. because I say so.
"Chriiiisss!" more like "Meooowww!"
just say pspspsps and here he comes.
you buy him blonde cat ears and he literally breaks a vase. the way he says "chris" even sounds like he's hissing! if you scratch his tailbone hard enough with your nails he will shake his ass and start purring. he is so cat coded.
the funniest part is i think he would hate cats because of the fur and how they ignore him. he doesn't like dogs either because they want too much attention, but his cat should at least like him, right? he's fr stressed and clawing at your door and yowling because he's worried the cat doesn't like him. you let him in because you just want to sleep and he is laying directly on your chest and smothering you with his hair and you can't even move him off. he's too heavy. he's also fucking adorable like this so i guess you just have to suffer anyway.
#this is so fucking funny#albert wesker#resident evil#trekk answers#alternatively chris is a dog ofc#he and wesker literally duke it out on the daily#your house is destroyed#chris wants to thwart the evil cat#and wesker wants to tear the dog down until chris is his servant#chris redfield
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When team black’s very own perfect male wife, Daemon Targaryen, goes behind his wife’s back, overrules her decisions, and stains her reputation…
I been trying to tell team black that daemon ain’t a male wife for the last year to no avail. That man has not once given a crap about Rhaenyra or what she wants or believes in. He believed that grooming her would lead to her being subservient to him and bending to his will so he could be king.
He’s acting like he’s king. Because in his eyes he’s the real power. It’s why he chokes her when she isn’t decisive like he wants. It’s why he makes ulterior plans without her permission to get what he wants. It’s why he ignores her when she needs him in pain and fear and grief. And most importantly, it’s why he sullied her name.
He is angry that he is behind Rhaenyra in succession, angry that he relies on her claim to get himself and his blood on the throne, angry that he has to answer to her instead of the other way around. So he will destroy her claim and her reputation so that he is more loved than her.
If you wanna be a fan of daemon because he’s just a bad person and you like how bad he is…go ahead. But I’ve had enough of the team black “perfect innocent meow meow male-wife girl dad daemon” narrative. He’s a pedophile, a predator, a misogynist, a wife beater and murderer, and a genuinely despicable person who just had a child killed to suit his blood lust and hatred as well as to ruin the reputation of the woman he resents for being more than him. At this point, you’re all stanning a man who is everything you wish team green would be and your hypocrisy is showing
#just a rant#because I’m so sick of daemon fans riding him like he isn’t the worst person in universe#your male wife hates women and destroys all who come into contact with him#house of the dragon#game of thrones#team green#anti targaryen#anti team black#anti targ stans#anti daemon#anti daemon targaryen#anti daemrya#anti daemon x rhaenyra
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Rhaenicent is such a wild ship because imagine having a homoerotic teenage situationship that ends so badly it causes a war, kills off all the dragons, and almost ends an entire bloodline
#when your breakup is so bad it almost destroys the entire realm#love that for them#they're my moms (real)#rhaenicent#rhaenyra x alicent#house of the dragon#hotd
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Ok but imagine. greygold porting back and finds the emps panicking and trying to figure out to locate them and then turns around and sees they are completely fine. Except for a now beautiful full stash on their squid face.
Aight, I imagined, I loved, and I'm ✨inspired✨ Although perhaps not the cute stash bit as Greygold got a lil too GloomGold saying goodbye to Lae'zel, but have a silly nonetheless-
Bonus when Greygold's feeling better again:
#bg3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the emperor bg3#greygold#squid greygold#bg3 fanart#bg3 comic#Maybe 5e scry can't work on outer planes but I remember Helsik's crystal ball was fibbing with the rules.#So I bet they coulda figured out how to hotwire the globe and do a lil check in with Greyg#Sure they coulda sent a sending spell but that would've required logic and not panic-induced decision-making#ulitharid: just your average six tentacled mindflayer#Where's that dog meme destroying the house after the human leaves for five minutes#saying "I thought you were never ever ever returning home. So I panicked'#Anyway Emps just probs didn't want the same 'leaves-and-disappears-for-13-years-because-bad-things-happened' event they lived through#happen to Greygold
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i rewatched HTTYD 1 the other night (for the millionth time lol) and I was fully aware of my love of Toothless being a giant cat, but I kinda forgot how awesome it is when he gets to be OP
like this guy shoots nuclear blasts out of his mouth REGULARLY
he took down the evil tyrant dragon almost entirely by himself
He blew up a glacier and took down the alpha in the second movie to save his best friend
he was the most terrifying thing in Viking lore for hundreds of years because no one could see him and he'd just fly by and, again, NUKE EVERYTHING. AND THEN LEAVE.
I love when we get reminded how formidable of a force Toothless is
#the king of dragons uses his best friend's leg as a chew toy#and i love that for him#a lot of people new to the HTTYD movies compare the final fight at the end of HTTYD 1#to the House of the Dragon scene where Luc goes up against Aemond and Vhagar#and like YEAH THATS WHAT IT IS#EXCEPT IN THIS CASE THE LITTLE GUY ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS THE BIG GUY#AND ITS AMAZING#httyd1#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd 2#toothless#httyd toothless
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tbh, it's more like Aemond just couldn't help but kiss Aegon rather than manipulation, lmao.
someone: *enters the king's chambers*
#save aegon from his lil brother#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#aegond#Aemond you can even devour Aegon we'll still continue to see through your obsessive nature.#he longs to destroy his older brother to subjugate him to love him and destroy him again#hotd#house of the dragon#my post
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Cersei and Kevan are interesting because their personalities mesh kinda well, and Kevan talks to Cersei with the sort of blunt deference that Cersei would respond best to (she thinks she needs someone fawning over her but what she needs is someone who respects her mind but will argue with her, and Kevan has a certain amount of deference for her because of her station and the fact that she’s Tywin’s oldest). He has the years of training that she needs, without the stubborn mindset that Tywin has regarding the succession of Casterly Rock (he calls her Lady of the Rock, and asks to be made castellan and not Lord because he understands she comes before him in the succession and Jaime is a lost cause!!). BUT. Like Tywin, he takes her every failure and erratic move as confirmation that she’s not fit to rule instead of a confirmation that she has the drive but not the training!! So he just writes her off completely, let’s the Faith utterly humiliate her, and gets shanked the moment he gets into power. rip kevan you could have been barth or otto levels of powerful if only you could get past your misogyny and cersei’s debilitating mental illnesses.
#lannister men always shooting themselves in the foot by writing cersei off. it’s okay she’s deranged enough to destroy your house on her own#i mean that with love aksjjd#valyrianscrolls#kevan lannister#cersei lannister#rani liveblogs asoiaf
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squenix you have got to put a crumb of enrichment out for the girlies or they’re going to start ripping up the pillows and chewing on wires and such
#mine#theyre high energy theyre herding girlies. they’ll start destroying your house if you put them in a content drought#at least give them a kong with peanut butter
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So, now I read insane posts that Mysaria becoming Rhaenyra’s lover makes perfect sense in terms of how the White Worm managed to manipulate her in the book.
Excuse me????!!!
So, the only possible way to manipulate someone is through a sexual relationship?
Maybe for people with one or two brain cells max.
In actual canon, the Dance had been chipping away at Rhaenyra’s mental health since the moment it started. Because first she lost her father (with the Greens covering it up and not even letting her see him), then she discovered the snakes stole her throne, and then she lost Visenya. These three in one blow. Not long after, Luke had been murdered.
At this point, Rhaenyra was not only physically incapacitated (the miscarriage did some damage and she was not allowed to ride Syrax for a long time), but mentally as well (she lost a father and two children).
Then, as the Dance progressed, she remained isolated at Dragonstone, not mentally capable of leading the Black Council and her husband could not remain there and be by her side either, (because how else were they to win the war if no one actually left the island to gather support)? Rhaenyra and Daemon did not have any quarrel. The Queen could not leave Dragonstone, and Daemon had to go, secure Harrenhal and ensure the support of Great Houses.
Then came the Battle of the Gullet, where Jace died. His death is what broke Rhaenyra for good. She was never the same after she lost her firstborn. Afterwards, she lost Viserys too (she believed he was dead).
And I do not recall Mysaria being at Dragonstone at all during this time. She helped Daemon with Blood and Cheese, but she came in the picture and became the Mistress of Whisperers only after the Blacks took King’s Landing.
After the Fall of King’s Landing, Daemon had to leave again, because the war had not yet been completely won. And so, that was when Rhaenyra was left alone with Mysaria advising her in King’s Landing.
Nowhere is there any indication whatsoever that there was anything going on between these two. And Mysaria, very easily, took advantage of Rhaenyra’s emotional state (and her Consort’s absence) in order to turn her against Daemon. And let’s be honest…it’s not some big achievement. Between Daemon’s “questionable” actions and Rhaenyra’s mental state, it was very easy for Mysaria to get the job done with just a few whispers.
Stop trying to defend a shitshow of a scene, which the showrunners themselves admitted came out of nowhere and was not scripted (therefore, intended for queerbaiting purposes alone).
Nothing like shipping Rhaenyra with the woman who literally tips her over the edge and destroys her life, right?
I repeat, girl on girl action is easy to find online. It’s not that rare. If you’re that desperate, find a decent site, a quiet space and work out…whatever you have to work out.
#I hate these people. Rhaenyra and Daemon were my favorite Targaryens and HBO destroyed them!#Stop pulling insane ideas out of your asses and attempting to justify them after#anti hotd#anti house of the dragon#canon asoiaf#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#anti hbo#anti ryan condal#anti sara hess
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I know we all clown on Tim Drake for having a moral code that’s just “whatever the opposite of what I think will make me evil gun batman” but have you considered Tim Drake is absolutely the kind of feral bastard to carefully design and create an entire illusion of inevitability just to manipulate his younger self into not becoming a supervillain.
Like do you think Future Tim just set aside some really crazy weekends. Do you think he was the worst drill sergeant ever when making his friends practice their lines and backstories over and over until they locked him in a closet with no electronics
#any continuity errors are actually the result of the future titans forgetting their lines#(they’re terrible at improv)#tim made the executive decision that he couldn’t be trusted and he was right#he thinks he’s so clever and his friends are looking at him like ‘can you please pretend you’re acting like even a little bit’#‘we know you aren’t actuallly but like for our peace of mind’#what he doesn’t know is that his friends only go along with it to let him get out his evil supervillain tendencies in a#semi-controlled environment#you know how you take your dog out before you leave so they don’t destroy the house#exactly like that#dc#batman#tim drake#kon el#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#dc comics#titans of tomorrow#teen titans
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Day 5: Nightmares
he had a bad dream :( now it’s everyone’s problem
@heropartnerweek
#Treecko#skitty#palkia#pokemon doodles#original art#heropartnerweek#heropartnerweek2024#And what’s worse he heard they helped out that bastard dialga#So that’s two reasons why they deserve to die#I still can’t get over how he just materializes in your house#Middle of the night#screaming at you for destroying the fabric of the universe#Like bro do you have any idea who we ARE?#We have Arceus’ favor and blessing to be alive for fucks sake#You questioning god? Your own dad??#Piss off
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#vergil the alpha and omega. stfu capcom 😭😭😭#men will say “’hear me out’ who tf said i’m hearing a man out?#vergil isn’t a man. he’s an angry kitty cat that just destroyed your house 😇#vergil calling dante a fool when he didn’t make some of the worst decisions of his life 😭#dante wearing a shirt saying ‘i’m dumb but what does that make him?’#on the dmc brainrot train (i am never getting off)#he’s my little kitty cat meow meow 🥰#dmc3#dmc3 vergil#dmc 3#vergil devil may cry#devil may cry 3#devil may cry#devil may cry vergil#vergil#dmc#dmc vergil#vergil dmc#dmc sparda#dmc shitpost#dmc memes#devil may cry meme#devil may cry shitpost#devil may cry sparda#sparda#vergil sparda#shitpost#shit post#shitposting#meme
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I dislike when people act like animatronics are scrap metal when they’re damaged. Sure it’s going to be harder to restore a headless character, or to find/make the pieces you’re missing, but if it was built from the ground up in the first place then it’s able to be built again. With enough determination, anything is restorable!
#rock afire#chuck e cheese#punky rambling idk#obviously while some things ARE restorable they aren’t worth your time fixing if they’re like. totally destroyed#I have so much first hand experience though and seeing what others have done as well is so cool#2.0 is like officially over I guess?? how are we feeling about this bc personally for me it’s pretty bittersweet#also cec corp if you’re reading this your robots are in my house now you’ve should’ve destroyed them better /j
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scott has an accident as a child, his body suffers damage from it, and then for the rest of his life he needs to use a device to do things that other people do without having to use the device
scott summers disability allegory real
#yes having to use a wheelchair to move around is different from having to wear glasses so your optic blasts won't destroy your house#but when an allegory/metaphor in x-men wasn't actually insane#this would fit in just fine#scott summers#cyclops#cyclops x men#x-men#x men comics
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I've been thinking a lot about Wyll and how his character arc is a tragedy no matter what choices you make because he's a Hero who must always Do The Right Thing.
How could he put his own self-determination over the lives of everyone in the city he loves so much? It's a painful decision, but not a difficult one. Not for him.
He knows the consequences of letting Karlach live, but how could he not? He can't put his looks above her life. That's not what a hero should do.
Then when he's only months away from being free from Mizora, she puts another ultimatum in front of him. And this time, the decision isn't clear cut. Yes it's his father's life, but in exchange for his own soul? What parent wouldn't give their life for their child's soul? But the choice is Wyll's. Maybe he signs the contract, giving one of the few things he has left for the greater good. Or maybe he says no. No more. His father wouldn't want this if he knew all the details. Does his choice finally take him off the path?
If you're playing as him, the choice to turn into a mindflayer gains several dimensions. On one hand, let Orpheus do it and he never fulfills his destiny to bring peace to his people. Let Karlach do it and what was the initial sacrifice worth? She deserves to live all the life she has left.
But Wyll... he has sacrificed parts of himself over and over again. There's so little of him left that he wouldn't be giving as much as the others... maybe. And maybe as a soulless mindflayer, he's out of Mizora's reach.
#wyll ravengard#bg3#bg3 wyll#imo we should be able to break into mizora's house and steal Wyll's contract#i want a mizora boss battle so bad#if I can kick Raphael's ass i can kick Mizora's#he's an archdevil and she's literally just a cambion#also wait a minute#what happens when someone who signed away their soul to a devil gets squidwarded#like what happens to the soul?#it just gets destroyed right?#in which case it would be the ultimate fuck you to a devil who took your soul#like yes I'm going to undergo something arguably much worse than go to hell so you don't get the satisfaction of getting my soul#because fuck you
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#charles leclerc#*#interview#f1#ugh#so another year of disappointment incoming but hey at least the car isn't total understeer trash#i know he's going to be wdc one day but dear lord these painful years are too long#bahrain testing 2024#also the music collab with lewis question is hilarious#that man is so toxic whenever a teammate is remotely near his level#when charles destroys him you can bet your house that any collab ain't gonna happen 🤣#charles you better ask him before y'all even get in a car 🤭
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