#young professional

[ibelieveinshoes]

I Misogi'd Myself

Hi friends, Happy Friday-eve! Guess what? It’s 70° today in Virginia. I decided to go to a local brewery, enjoy some dinner, and let you guys know that I fucking misogi’d myself. Now before you go on and think it’s a sexual act, get your head out of the gutter. It’s not. It’s actually a lot more spiritual than you could imagine. Misogi (禊) is a Japanese Shinto practice of ritual purification by…

[quotewordsunquote]

... ‘young professional’ is code for early thirties anyway,”

Anne, How to Fall Out of Love Madly

[arttsuka]

Silly things

Here it is with a fake censor because why not

[katwriterly92]

For example: sure, your shift might start at 8:00 a.m. but your day doesn’t actually start until 10:51 a.m. and that’s okay

[6ebe]

When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didn’t think they actually were 😭

[fyllophobia]

[cigamfossertsim]

bart: theres a fine like between passion and stalking

tim: only if youre ugly

[sungtaro]

professional !

[ibelieveinshoes]

My Mom told me she found me in a Trashcan

Hi friends, It’s been a while, and I have a HUGE life update. But before I share it with you, I need to talk about how my mom told me she found me in a trashcan. First, let me provide a little background. My mom was a teen mom, and she was raised by a teen mom herself. She was essentially a baby raised by a baby, trying to raise a baby. I can understand why she behaved/behaves in the way that…

[hijinxinprogress]

Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

[xomegaman]

3 years ago on Dynamite, Kenny Omega heard Jungle Boy Jack Perry’s theme “Tarzan Boy” and lost his mind.

[xfactor7aurora]

Im so mad ab the think fast breakup I'm so serious

[kruemel8]

I hope this is Simon talking to Boris.

[littlefankingdom]

So, in World's Finest: Teen Titans, there's this scene where Bruce and Dick are discussing why Dick cannot go to the Teen Titans Convention with his friends, while Bruce is working on the Batmobile. (It's weirdly domestic even if they are in costume and speaking about being vigilante, because it's literally a teen being "Yeah, I know it's dangerous and a bad idea, but I still want to do it and hang out with my friend! Pls, let me go???" to his father who is fixing the car. I love it.)

And I couldn't stop thinking about how Jason loves cars, and all the time he and Bruce must have spent together working on the Batmobile. Dick sticks around but he isn't helping, and neither does Tim or Damian later, they aren't interested. Jason "stole the Batmobile's tires" Todd, Jason "told Two Faces his car is tacky" Todd must have asked if he could look and learn, and help, and Bruce taught him and let him with a small smile. Numerous good times between father and son, working on the Batmobile, while Jason talks about his day at school.

Jason who comes back and knows the Batmobile so well he tries to blew it up to kill Batman, before changing his mind (it's because he loves the car, he tells himself). Bruce getting a brand new Batmobile after Jason's death because working on the one he worked on with Jason hurts. Now, she sits in a conner of the garage of the batcave, and when Jason comes by for the first time, he recognizes the old car. Bruce breaking down everytime he works on his car in the months following Jason's death, because he is so used to having the kid helps and chats with him. Bruce offering to Jason to help him fix the Batmobile when they are trying to fix their relationship, and father and son falling back into the comfort of working together on the car.

[e-the-village-cryptid]

every time i speak to my parents and grandparents i learn new buckwild pieces of family lore

[rcarx]

kty + katerina

bonus: "what's her name? katerina"