#young hercules fanfic

[blairsanne]

Ahhhh I love it. 🥰🥰🥰 💛💛💛💛

Perfectly them.

To Be or Not To Be, Yourself

Fandom: Young Hercules Pairing: None Word count: 474 Content warning: Questionable ethics? My humor?

For @deanobingo – Also available on AO3 Promts used: Iolaus and Honesty (or lack there of)

Summary: Iolaus feels Hercules needs help in the chatting-up-girls department, and naturally he has a plan to help a fellow cadet out (and maybe himself, too).

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“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Hercules looked mighty uncomfortable as he stopped outside the tavern, clearly reluctant to continue inside.

“It’s a great idea,” Iolaus said with enough confidence to make a pig fly. “How many girls have you scored with, huh?”

“None,” Hercules admitted. “But I haven’t really been try–”

“Exactly,” Iolaus interrupted. “And do you know why that is?” He poked his friend in the chest and immediately answered the prompted query himself. “Because you don’t know how to relax and just be yourself around girls. And since you aren’t comfortable being yourself, it only stands to reason that you should pretend to be someone else!” he explained with the air of a man who was secure in his knowledge that his reasoning was beyond reproach.

Hercules however did not seem to be entirely convinced of his friend’s logic. “I don’t know… It feels dishonest.”

“Don’t see it as lying. Just, you know, putting forth another version of you. One that’s a confident ladies man.” Iolaus nudged Hercules in the ribs and winked.

“But isn’t the whole point of being in a relationship with someone that you’re supposed to be able to be yourself with each other?” Hercules asked hopefully.

Iolaus abruptly brought up his hand. “Who-ah! Going a little fast there aren’t you? Who said anything about relationships?”

“But…” Hercules looked confused. “I thought– Isn’t that the goal?” he asked uncertainly.

Iolaus gave him a look of such incredulity that Hercules started to question whether he had suddenly grown an extra head or something. “Uhm, then why do you want to talk to girls so badly, what's the point…?”

“‘What’s the point?’” Iolaus echoed with a hint of annoyance. “Sheesh, Herc. How much of this birds and bees thing am I gonna have to teach you?”

Iolaus grinned as he noted Hercules’ cheeks slowly grow beet red. “There you go,” he said, slapping the demigod on the back. “I knew you would get on the right page eventually.” Confident that his friend was won over now that he obviously was thinking of the right kind of things, Iolaus gently got them moving towards the tavern again. 

“Now remember,” he urged – his voice taking on that certain characteristic it did whenever he relayed one of his 'foolproof' schemes. “We are students from an art school in Athens. You’re a sculptor and I’m a poet – chicks dig that mushy, artsy stuff – and we’re here looking for the most beautiful girls in the land as inspiration for our art pieces.”

His partner's intricate background story faded into the background as Iolaus pushed him through the doorway of the tavern and on to this week’s inevitable doom. A poet was all well and good, Hercules thought. But what he really needed to be, was a person who knew how to say 'no'.

[flower1622]

Hercules gets bitten and turns into a Bacchae

Hercules gets bitten and turns into a Bacchae. He goes to his friend Iolaus.

Iolaus is still dancing with the girls.

Hercules: Hey, iolaus! 😈

Iolaus: Hey, Herc! Are you alright?

Hercules: Better than ever! Why?

Iolaus: Nothing, it's just that you look a little strange.

Hercules: Strange?

Iolaus: Yeah, you are not nagging me right now about dancing with the girls (Iolaus points his head to the two girls dancing)

Hercules: Excuse me, ladies! But Iolaus is already taken. Let's go Iolaus!

Iolaus: Now, that's the Hercules I know... (Iolaus mumbles)

Hercules: What?

Iolaus: Nothing!

Hercules: Alright, let's go!

Hercules takes Iolaus' hand and leaves.

Iolaus starts fighting.

Iolaus: Come on, Herc! They look really cool! I wanna go back!

Hercules: I SAID NO IOLAUS! 👿

Iolaus gets a little shocked and scared.

Hercules: Look, I'm sorry, okay? I just wanna go. Hey, maybe we could go to Kora's restaurant and eat something after training a little bit. What do you think?

Iolaus: Yes! I'm on! Let's go!

Hercules thinks:

'Yes, Iolaus. Let's go' 😈

Should I continue the story? 🤔

[iolausian-fields]

Selective Memory

Fandom: Young Hercules Genre: Action/Adventure Warnings: Violence and emotional distress on par with the show. So pretty mild. Words: 6k

For @deanobingo using the prompts Amnesia, Protective and Accidental Hero

Summery: After a nasty hit to the head Hercules can't remember who he is anymore and Ares isn't slow to take advantage of the situation.

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Hercules blinked his eyes open to the sight of an overcast sky. He was lying flat on the ground, he realized with mild confusion. He was contemplating the fact that he had no idea how he had ended up there when a worried face framed by a mop of dirty blond curls filled his vision.

“Are you okay?” the worried face asked.

“Huh. Yeah, I think so.” He was aching pretty much all over, but it was a dull pain – nothing that felt life threatening. “Are you?” he asked in return. The boy hovering over him had soot all over his face and he smelled of smoke.

“Yeah, yeah. I got out on time. Horses too.”

“Horses?” Hercules asked, confused. He carefully managed to sit up and the world didn’t spin quite as much as he had feared it would.

The other boy gave him a weird look. “Yeah… Are you sure you’re okay?” he asked doubtfully.

Realizing he was under persistent scrutiny, Hercules tried to discreetly look around for any clues as to what was going on but finally gave up. “I don’t quite remember what happened,” he admitted reluctantly. Saying it out loud made the lack of memories seem more ominous somehow.

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[yowumi]

Hotshot surgeon Gojo x Medical Student Reader Ft. Hotshot Surgeon Suguru [ modern au ] TW. Pregnancy & Love Triangle

shotgun wedding CH. 02 | Diagnosis

summary. Satoru Gojo, The states #1 Neurosurgeon, known for his wealthy clan. He was known for his success, parties, and his willingness to fuck anybody and everybody in a 10 mile radius. Unfortunately, one unlucky night, you make the wise decision to do what any hard working young medical student would do when faced with a sexy doctor…you sleep with him in which changes your life forever.

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warnings. Accidental pregnancy, no protection (wrap it before you tap it), love triangle, roommates (they all live together), arranged marriage, satoru is a bit of a meanie, plot twists, angst, smut, you only end up with one.

A/N. this is my first time writing a fanfic, although i’ve always wanted to! i’m always open to take constructive criticism or any tips to make my writing better! I hope you guys enjoy and definitely lemme know if you have any suggestions, read well luv <3

keep up! // ch. 1 // ch. 2 // ch. 3 (coming soon)

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getting used to Satoru’s house wasn’t easy, for all the woman dreaming to be feet away from him at all times should think again.

one of the major problems was the noise. he must have some type of superhuman strength on his dick or something because whenever he was home, he was using it like there was no tomorrow.

from the room over you could hear the moans from the room across the hall, soft chants almost religious screaming ‘Satoru’ and lewd comments you wish you had forgotten.

on top of that, he hated wearing clothes around the house. his poor maid is probably traumatized from the things she has seen because he is allergic to clothes when he’s at home, constantly walking around shirtless or in his boxers.

just the second day in, the creek of his door was open and you caught a glimpse of his bare ass just out in the open.

never in your life did you think a man’s ass would look edible…

although, not even Hercules himself could get that information out of you.

Suguru on the other hand was a great house mate, constantly cleaning up behind you, offering to cook for you and do your laundry.

he didn’t make noise and wouldn’t bring woman home, although he definitely used to considering satoru’s life concerning comments on how suguru has changed his habits of being a man whore since you’ve moved in.

“I wouldn’t want to cause noise for the woman, she doesn’t need more extra stress, she already has to deal with you as the baby father, satoru” he grins at his cheeky remark as satoru pouts.

one thing you couldn’t complain about though was how spacious and comfortable everything was in the house. it was no secret satoru was rich and came from money but seeing his wealth in person almost felt overwhelming.

you wake up to vomiting once again, the whole stress of the situation now has been a bit overwhelming and you can’t deny pregnancy is taking a toll on you.

your maid is holding back your hair as you vomit straight into the toilet, perhaps maybe it was from all that thinking of satoru.

“Ms. Y/n L/N, Mr. Geto has suggested you stay home from work until you feel better” she says while patting a hand on your back comfortingly.

“I should be fine, it’s nothing i can’t handle and besides, i’m in a hospital so if push comes to shove, i’m in the same building as the two of them, although i doubt anything horrible would happen. it’s nothing more than pregnancy sickness” you say reassuring her seeing the worry across her face.

you give her a comforting smile and she seems to relax just a bit.

“hey, you’ve worked her for quite some time right?” you ask

she replies with a nod, “yes ma’am”

“well…i have some concerns, i don’t know satoru or geto too well before all of this and i would like to know your thoughts on them, they are obviously playing a huge role in my life now that i’m carrying satorus child and staying here, i would just like another persons opinion on who they really are.”

she pauses for a second almost surprised you would ask her that question out of all people but to be fair, you didn’t have much options to choose from, it was either her or megumi.

[ megumi would have said to run for the hills ]

“well, i was hired by satoru when he was just barely an adult so i would have known him for about a decade by now, but my personal opinion is that he really does mean well, he’s a good person and has a big heart, he can be a handful but he means well deep down, to be fair, he is letting you stay in his house rent free-“ she catches herself in what she’s saying and she lets out a gasp,

“oh i’m so sorry miss! i didn’t mean to offend you or anything-“ she starts apologizing frantically as she bows down in apology.

you giggle at her motions and stop her from bowing “haha it’s okay, i suppose you do have a point”

she blushes at your understanding of her behavior, “when i first moved her, i didn’t have much money and made my living off of being a maid, i’ve dealt with many house owners but satoru is by far the most generous. he has helped me pay for my child’s schooling and has helped me more times i could count, i don’t know what kind of father he will be or person he will be towards you but i know he will try his best at whatever it is you need him to be…for you and your child.” she says giving you a light hearted smile, you can tell she truly means what she says.

“and suguru…?” you almost forgot, you almost feel embarrassed asking about him. after all, you didn’t really need to know about him but you were still interested…just as any other person who lives with someone new would be…right?

“oh yes, suguru! he’s a very kind man, he has lived here for about 5 years with satoru, the two seem to get along very well. he’s a generous man and very friendly although it’s hard to see his interior..” she says

“interior?” you ask now curious.

what did that mean?

“well…it’s almost like an empty smile, it’s warm and gentle and it makes you feel welcome but something about him almost feels unreal, like it’s a mask he uses to perhaps hide how really feels. even when him and satoru argue, he seems to keep his good attitude but it makes you wonder what’s really going on, you know?” she is now seeing the worry in your face as she says this and continues,

“oh but i’m sure it’s nothing to be worried about, he is a generous man and very helpful, he seems to care about you a lot nonetheless! his intentions seem very pure and kind hearted, i was just stating that he seems like he has more depth underneath his smile” she says patting your hand in comfort and you smile.

you appreciate her advice towards the boys, it almost helps you have a better understanding of the two.

*knock knock

you hear a deep voice echoing behind the door, “mind if i come in”

satoru.

your maid turns towards you looking for your approval and you nod as she opens the door for satoru to come in and he sees you on the bathroom floor.

“is everything alright in here? don’t tell me you’ve thrown up again?” he asks walking closer to bend down to speak to you.

“it’s just morning sickness, i’ll be fine” you say as your maid passes you a glass of water from your nightstand.

“hmmm” is the sound satoru makes as he thinks to himself, “you’re taking the day off today, i’ll let shoko know for you, i’ve gotta go in anyways to sign some stuff anyways” he says making a groaning noise at the mention of signing papers all day.

“yeah yeah i get it dad” you say rolling your eyes as you get up off the floor, satoru offers out his hand so you can use it to help you stand.

“will you be okay for the rest of the day, should i bring you anything back? do you need ibuprofen or something”

“some gummy bears would be nice” you say and he shoots you finger guns as he makes his way towards the gun

“you’ve got it” he says as he makes his way out with a light wave goodbye as he walks out.

a small alarm beeped from your maids watch as she seemed startled by the noise, “oh that’s lunch, i will be back here in the afternoon, if you need anything Mr. Suguru should be home soon, i suggest some rest for now” she says as she sees her way out.

this gave you time to rest up today before going back to work where you’ll have to work up the courage to tell nobara, yuji and megumi about the news.

you’ve been dodging their messages, there was probably about 200 messages from nobara and yuji themselves meanwhile there was no text or anything from megumi.

maybe he was pissed about the whole gojo thing?

after a long needed nap you wake up and the sun is already going down, no sign of gojo or suguru as the house seemed unusually quiet.

you make your way towards the kitchen and scramble for a pot to make yourself dinner on, although it seemed impossible considering satoru had a million cabinets.

you groan as your finding no sight of the pans growing frustrated before a large arm comes up behind you reaching up at one of the top cabinets that you hadn’t even acknowledged until now revealing tons of pans.

you look up and see suguru put on his signature smile as he pushes his long black bangs behind his ear, the rest being held in a bun.

“oh” you say as you look towards the pans like an idiot.

“this what you were looking for?” he says with an amused grin,

you nod and put your head down in embarrassment,

“well go on, get what you need” he leans back with arms against him as he is eager to watch you grab the pan

you then realize how high it was, that dick.

you step on your tippy toes hoping he wouldn’t notice your struggle as he lets out a soft chuckle behind you as you’ve now retorted to climbing the counters.

“you need some help over there?”

“shut up…yes”

he lets out a laugh as he brings the pan down from the cabinet.

“so that dumbass knocked you up, hm? how are you feeling about that?” he asks in a playful tone although the concern was still there.

“oh you mean how much of an honor it is to carry THE satoru gojo’s child is? just amazing, brilliant” you say sarcastically.

before you knew it time flew by in an instant talking to suguru, you guys talked about work, life and satoru.

it was dark out and you both were comfortably sat across from each other of the couch that laid in the middle of the living room, the dim light lit down on the both of you, it felt homely almost.

you and suguru were mid conversation when you heard the chaos coming from the opening front door with a loud drunk satoru with a blonde wrapped around his arm, satoru not paying attention to him nearly leaning his whole body weight on her as they walked in.

they both must have came from some sort of party because they were both dressed in fancy clothing, their outfits had to be worth someone’s house.

satoru stumbles across the kitchen searching for the alcohol in one of the cabinets, “hey suguru, where did we leave that whiskey we got back at that one party shoko threw a few years back”, he stutters over his words.

“left top cabinet above the oven, but go easy on it”

“why? you feeling greedy suguru” satoru says in a teasing tone as he finds his way back towards the woman he walked in with

“perhaps, but shoko said that’s some strong stuff, you get all bratty when your hungover darling” he remarks back at him.

satoru let’s out a laugh

your eyes turn towards the woman he’s s with in which you come eye to eye with as she’s already staring at you, she seems almost disgusted and you feel a sense of intimidation.

you weren’t jealous or anything but it was no secret that you clearly didn’t belong, they were both dressed nicely and suguru’s house clothes themself are well kept meanwhile you look like a mess

you didn’t bother to care since suguru was the only person here but being around satoru just felt…

humiliating.

you’re interrupted by your thoughts when it’s almost as if suguru reads the uncomfortable situation and places a soft comfort hand to your back, rubbing it slowly

you’re brought back by satoru’s voice once again, “hey suguru, wanna join me with this one”

it was like you weren’t even there.

the woman carrying his child and he hasn’t looked at you once let alone acknowledge that you were even in the same room as him.

the woman next to him laughs and gives suguru bedroom eyes, you look towards him to see that his eyes were staring down at his cup with a hint of annoyance as if he was embarrassed by the way satoru is acting as of now

he places a firm hand now still on your back.

“nah. she ain’t my type” he takes a sip of his coffee now grabbing the side of your waist gently, protective like

you see satoru let out a frown before noticing suguru’s hand placement, staring directly at you now.

the first time he has the whole night.

“ahhh i see. hey there” he greets you with a wave,

a wave? why the hell is he greeting you as if he hasn’t seen you before, as if you don’t live in his house, carrying his baby.

satoru continues, “is this one of your girls? damn you must’ve messed her up real bad, she looks a little beat. you alright sweetheart?” he teases but leans down to look at you examining your face.

you look down, not answering him

suguru notices your upset expression and squeezes your hand softly before standing up to look at satoru

“Satoru, why don’t you show your companion the guest house, i’m sure she would find it much more amusing” he says as he starts to lead satoru out of the house

“haha i get it, want some alone time with the lady, i wouldn’t go to hard on her, she already looks worn”

satoru says nothing as he walks them to the door before satoru turns around towards you again, “oh right, where are my manners, nice to meet ya darling”

and he left.

suguru comes back you, now kneeling in front of you

“are you okay, y/n?” he asks looking up at you for any sign of anger or tears

you nod, “yeah, think i’m ready to sleep, night” you say as you get up to walk towards your room without looking back at suguru

that night, as you lay in bed with tears staining your pillows, you wonder how you ended up here.

could you have had a child the right way? with someone you love?

why did the father have to be satoru gojo.

06:25

beep beep

the alarm goes off on your phone, not bothering to scroll down at the concerned messages sent from nobara and yuji.

still nothing from gumi.

today would be the day you would have to face them, still having no clue what to tell them exactly

the morning was quiet, not bothering to talk to anyone as you make your way out in your own vehicle as you go to work.

you are faced with yuji when you walk in, noticing your face he lets out a smile and big wave motioning for you to come his way

“hey yuji” you say as you walk up to him

“hey l/n, where the hell have you been, kugisaki has been like losing her marbles and has been taking her insanity out on me! she hits so hard” he frowns at the thought

you laugh, “sorry i’ve just been really busy lately and it’s a long story but i’ll make sure to explain to all of you when i find the time to sit down and talk with all of you today, that way she doesn’t end up shaving you in your sleep”

yujis eyes widen playfully holding a shushing finger to your mouth, “shhh! you never know when she’s listening, don’t give her ideas!” he says looking around paranoid

you’ve got to admit, you missed hanging out with the gang again, it reminded you that you were still young and distracted you from the fact that you would become a mother soon.

you made small talk with yuji as he caught you up with how things were at the hospital and with the gang,

“how is megumi? has he said anything?” you ask

“surprisingly not, i thought he would’ve made some comment by now about how you ran away to per-sue a life of becoming homeless and popping pills from the stress finally breaking you but he has been unusually quiet!”

“oh, uh-“ you were interrupted by being tapped on the shoulder behind you as you turn around being met face to face with familiar white hair,

asshole.

“hello Mr. Itadori, would you mind if i borrowed Ms. L/N from you?” he gives yuji his signature persuading smile and yuji nods

“yeah sure, my break is about over anyways but nice talking to you y/n- I MEAN UH MS. L/N!!!!” he says as he waves you off and walks away,

you turn your attention to satoru and without a word he grabs your hand to pull you

“where are we going? the hell do you want Gojo!” you ask annoyed

he pulls you aside to an empty closet and locks the door behind him with a key he had in his pants,

“what the fuck satoru? why did you lock us in here?!” you grow angry at his lack of communication.

the anger doesn’t last long because moments later you are faced with the white haired man on his knees now hugging your hips,

“i’m sorry y/n, i’m so sorry. suguru told me what happened last night and i was hammered and wasn’t thinking at all and i’m so fucking sorry, i promise i wont be bringing any of my ‘friends’ to the house anymore.” he says as he catches his breathe, leaning against your stomach leaving a small kiss on your stomach that held his baby.

“i don’t care if you bring your fuck buddies to the house, you’re a grown man, that isn’t my problem” you say not looking at him as you keep your hands to your side,

you were trying your best to keep your composure, satoru has a habit of getting exactly what he wants so his affection wasn’t gonna work on you.

“then why wont you look at me? i know we aren’t together or anything but i mean you’re carrying my child so the least i can do is respect you, and the drinking thing isn’t a thing that happens a lot i swear…i’ve just been a little stressed and worked up because this is all new…”

the way he acted wasn’t okay but you did understand this was a lot, it’s a lot on you too so you couldn’t really blame him for having a drink, you would too if you could.

“It’s okay, satoru” you say helping him get up from his knees so he can stand again and you help him fix his composure and he looks at you with a smile

the smile that could always make you forget how much of a dick head he can be sometimes.

but he meant this one.

his walkie talkie goes off as he hears his co worker stating that he’s needed in for last minute surgery

“gotta go” he says as he gives you a soft pat on the head

“be careful, if you need anything you can come to my office” and he rushes off.

work was pretty slow today, most of the patients had very minor injuries thankfully, it’s nearly the end of your shift before you get a last minute patient

“hey listen y/n, i know this is so last minute to ask but can you stay a little late today and take this last patient, i’ve got an emergency back at home, good news though! you’ll be working with kugisaki, i know how close you two are” shoko says as she smiles, “thanks again”

nobara stares at you and waits for shoko to leave,

“y/n where have you been, i’ve been texting you like a million times, i thought something serious happened to you”

“I know, i’m sorry just- i need to tell you something, i was going to wait til everyone is all together but i’ll just say it now” you say and this catches nobara’s attention as she looks at you with worry

“spill the tea, what is it?” she asks

“i’m pregnant..”

nobara pauses and you think she’s upset before her jaw nearly drops to the floor

“WHAAAAAAATTTTT???? BY WHO? OH MY GOD DID YOU HOOK UP WITH ONE OF THE MEN AT THE EVENT??? OH MY GOD I BET IT WAS SUGURU” she says invested as she begs to hear more details dying to know who the father is

“i would rather not say who but that’s why i haven’t been answering you guys texts, it’s just been a lot to take in lately” you say

and she finds her composure and hugs you

“don’t worry about it girl, i just wish you would have talked to me sooner, i wish we could’ve helped you” she says

you smile and let her know it’s okay before you make your way to meet your next patient,

you read over the information listed in your check board about the patient, the patient was minority injured in a car crash but needs to be checked for concussion

this shouldn’t take long

you look up to meet eyes with the woman from last night that was around satoru’s arm.

nobara now takes the clipboard, writing things down as she watches you examine the woman

“oh so you’re that one girl who looked sick last night with suguru, wow never would’ve guessed you would work in a place like this” she cockily laughs and nobara looks up at you with a slight hint of confusion and excitement at the mention of you being with suguru last night

“don’t know, you probably have me mixed up with someone else.” you say trying to stop this conversation before nobara gets any ideas.

“oh no i never forget a face. you know…” she scoots in closer to try and get under your skin, “i’ve never seen you around before and trust me i’m over there a lot”

you can tell she’s lying but you don’t really care enough to correct her.

“listen, i saw the way you were looking at satoru all lost puppy like and shit and i know you want him and all but me and him are kinda a thing and know each other really well and he was telling me last night about how he can’t wait til i get all swell with his kids and birth his baby, so you should probably pregnancy test me, you never know!” she says

it’s obvious she’s trying to get a reaction out of you and nobara is obviously catching on to a hint of annoyance from you but she knows not to push on or ask more, especially from a bitch like the woman sitting in front of you.

nobara figures it’s better to ask you yourself than some delusional woman who probably has a concussion.

“Ms. L/N I think we should discuss these papers, we will be just a moment, you just sit tight!” she gives the woman a fake smile before leaving the room with you

she grabs your arm and pulls you to the side,

“what am i hearing about! oh my god..geto??!!…ughhhh hes such a sweetheart! and doctor save a hoe? oh my god what about all this? you never told me you moved in girl!”

“keep your voice down nobara” and nobara giggles,

“so it’s true then!” she might as well start jumping from excitement, “oh my god this is like the stuff you see in movies, i’m high key jealous of you rn!” she says as she pokes your arm and you roll your eyes playfully at her

“yeah yeah whatever, what about the woman’s results?”

“oh yeah, she doesn’t have a concussion although she may be a tad bit delusional” she says and you both laugh

“could you walk her out? yuji has been waiting in the parking lot for like an hour complaining”

“yeah, no problem” you say

you both go your separate ways as you are now walking the woman to the entrance as she blabbers on about the details of satoru gojo, as if you cared to know more about the famous satoru gojo. not like you were carrying his child or anything

you both make your way to the checkout desk when you see satoru walk towards you both in his formal work attire rather than the scrubs he was wearing earlier, hes wearing black shoes and dress pants with a blue button up shirt, leaving the top buttons undone

the classic sexy doctor get up

the woman next to you waves at him trying to get his attention and he formally waved at her as he would any patient

“hey Mr. Gojo, last night was amazingggg!” she draws her words out and satoru looks confused and nods and waves her off wishing her a nice day

did he not remember her?

“Y/n, when does your shift end? we should ride home together, suguru and i came together but he left early so do you mind?” he asks turning his attention fully towards you

you see the woman give off a small scoff of jealousy as she marches away

“my shift ends now and yeah sure” you say bluntly

as you both walk silently to the car. watching his tall shadow trail behind you, your curiosity gets the best of you.

“did you uh get her pregnant” you stop in your tracks,

he stops to stand in front of you and gives you a look of confusion, “huh? uh i got you pregnant if that’s what you mean but you know that already obviously so..” he lets out a nervous laugh,

“no uh i mean the girl just now, like um did you uh…finish inside of her…?” you don’t know why you felt so nervous asking about this, was it really your place to ask if he got another woman pregnant? “she said y’all are a thing and you were talking to her about how you can’t wait for her belly to get swell and for her to birth your baby? did you get her pregnant?” you continue, not being able to hold eye contact with him

“oh uh i had no clue who that girl is, must have been a one time thing, pretty sure i just picked her up from a bar, but uh no i didn’t finish inside, pulled out..” he sounds nervous and a little embarrassed.

you nod somehow relieved, maybe you just didn’t wanna live with her, you thought to yourself

“okay…good then, uh let’s go home”

“mhm” he hums

he follows you like a dog as you grab your things and he takes them out of your hand to hold. the car ride home is silent and he places a gentle hand on your stomach softly pinching your hips, you feel a little awkward at first before you let yourself embarrass his touch. you can feel satoru’s eyes on you as you doze off, leaving satoru watching you with a hint of a soft smile across his lips.

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A/N. this took forever to write but im excited on writing the next chapter, which will hopefully be done by thanksgiving, i hope you enjoyed luvs <3

let me know if you want to be on the tag list for this series!

tag list: @jeannieboys @maskedpacific @muimuiwisteria

[twisting-echo]

Alrighty everyone, I present to you a lovely piece of fanart of the iconic Disney boys cosplaying as the G1 Monster High girls!

We have:

Jim Hawkins as Frankie Stein

Peter Pan as Draculaura

Aladdin as Clawdeen Wolf

Young Hercules as Lagoona Blue

Kuzco as Cleo de Nile

Anyway, this picture has been haunting the back of my mind for awhile because I had planned to write a fanfic based on it.

I just want to thank @pinkmeanschaos formally known as chaosgremlin95 who gave me permission to upload their art for this post.

[flowerandblood]

The Moonlight Ray (Preview)

[ Hades • Aemond x Persephone • fem!reader ]

[ warnings: sex content, oral sex, fingering, smut, angst, obsession, incest, toxic jealousy, death threats, domination ]

[ description: When his beloved Persephone returns to him after nine months of separation they reunite in joy and growing closer to each other. However, three months of their happiness pass all too quickly, and when he has to accept separation with his wife again he discovers that Adonis, the young men with whom Aphrodite herself has fallen in love, has been watching his wife in the bath. Dark, tocically possessive and obsessive Aemond. ]

At the request of my readers and as a gift to celebrate 2k of my followers I wrote the second part of The Evening Star fanfic, but it can also be read as a stand-alone story.

The Evening Star & The Moonlight Ray Persephone Moodboard

*English is not my first language. Please, do not repost. Enjoy!*

FULL CHAPTER

My others works: Masterlist

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When word reached him that a human youth had captured the heart of one of his sisters, Aphrodite, the same one he had refused years before, he was not particularly bothered, knowing her nature, knowing how easily she changed the objects of her affections.

This Adonis of whom he had heard so much was supposed to be a beautiful young man with big, brown eyes, his black hair curly and shiny, his body built no worse than Hercules or Ares himself.

However, when one day his servant reported to him that Adonis had been seen in the company of his wife and her mother, that from the shrubs he had watched his Persephone bathing, he felt an anger he had never known before in his life.

His rage did not allow him to wait for the further informations.

His envoys reported to him where Demeter and his wife were staying to rest with their nymphs and Adonis himself. He came to them when everyone was asleep, his steps followed by a translucent blue mist, enveloping the sleepers with a faint scent, leaving them incapable of being awake for as long as he wished.

He did not allow the smoke to reach his wife's nostrils, with a gesture of his hand he commanded the clouds to change direction so that they avoided her body, clad in a white, thin, half-transparent robe.

He stood over her, looking at her thoughtfully, then lifted his gaze and noticed Adonis sleeping nearby under a tree, facing her, as if he had fallen asleep looking at her.

He pressed his lips together at the thought, recognising that he would deal with him later.

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Thank you so much for such a warm recieving of the first part! If you want to be tagged in full chapter just let me know. Chapter will appear when I reach exactly 2k of followers (it means very soon). 💐

[blairsanne]

Thank you so much! 🥰🥰🥰

It means a lot to me that you enjoyed it, since I sort of see you as my older sibling when it comes to the YH/HTLJ/XWP-verse. 💛

I always liked how multi-faceted Iolaus could be, and my headcanon for these two is that they are friends for a while before they get together, so she's probably gotten past that "front" of his at various times before, already thinking well of him regardless of what he thinks makes girls like you. 😅 Iolaus always seemed kinda thirsty, too, so I figure he'd go straight for it if the opportunity presented, haha.

Ahhh I really want to write him more now. Maybe even the proper story I am slowly putting together for these two instead of self-indulgent ficlets haha.

Keep it Down

For the @deanobingo 2023 event!

Prompts: Iolaus - "Keep it down.", "No one else did."

Young Hercules - Iolaus x female OC 1068 words

Summary: Iolaus has been hiding an injury, but not from Althea's watchful eyes. Her offer to help him eventually becomes a steamy rendezvous.

CW: T rating. Mention of previous injury. Gets a bit hot and heavy but the fic ends before actual smut.

A/N: Just a quick, pointless, self-indulgent idea I had based on a couple of the prompts. Also this makes Bingo on the character card finally!

Iolaus rolled his shoulders, wincing in pain as he did so.

Standing shirtless beside his bed in the empty sleeping quarters, he allowed himself a moment to wallow in a bit of self-pity.

“There you are,” came a voice he’d know anywhere.

He turned to see Althea walking toward him with a slightly chastising smile. She was wearing the same simple dress she’d had on at dinner - the one that often made him forget she was a cadet - and he tensed, feeling underdressed despite often wearing about the same to train with her most days.

“Your back’s bothering you again, isn’t it?” she asked.

“What?” He shook his head, scrunching his face up defensively. “Nah.”

“Iolaus.” She reached out to touch his left arm. “You’ve been favoring one side all day. That drill with Jason this afternoon? Normally you’d have had no problem dodging his attack, but you didn’t want to land on this shoulder, right?”

“You- noticed that?”

“Of course I did. I’m your friend, aren’t I?”

“It’s just…” He shifted sheepishly. “No one else did. Or if they did, they didn’t say anything.”

“Well, you seemed a bit quiet the last couple days, so I started getting worried. Has it been bothering you all this time? Since Strife’s attack a few weeks ago?”

He shook his head. “Nah, it got better pretty quickly. I just did something to it the other day and it’s acting up again.”

He started rolling his shoulders again and she let go of his arm, stepping around him to watch the way his back muscles rippled as he continued to do various stretches.

She noted the way he flinched when he moved in a way that hurt, thinking he must have been putting in a great effort not to let on during practice. I’m glad he’s not hiding it from me…

“You should have gone to see Cheiron about it.”

“It’s not that bad. I’ll be fine.” He forced his usual carefree grin, puffing his chest slightly. “I’m pretty tough.”

“I know. But that doesn’t mean you should ignore injuries.” She dug into the cloth bag on her hip and pulled out a small glass bottle. “Can I at least try massaging it again?”

She caught the puppy-dog expression he flashed, eyes wide and soft at the suggestion.

“Would you really?”

“Of course.” She gestured at his bed on the floor. “Sit with your back to me.”

A moment later they were in position, Althea warming the herb-infused oil in her hands before smoothing it over his hot, tired muscles.

She sighed, disappointed by how hard the knots there were. “You’ve been overdoing it.”

“What am I supposed to do? Not go to practice? I’d never hear the end of it.” He stifled a groan as she worked a particularly tender spot. “Can’t slack off if I’m gonna keep up with Herc,” her murmured.

She hummed softly as she willed her touch to soothe his discomfort. “You’ve been in pain for days and didn’t say anything.”

He started to relax as her hands loosened the problem areas. “It’s fine.”

“What if you had made it worse? Gotten so injured you couldn’t fight? Who’d help Hercules then? Hm?” “Eh, he doesn’t really need my help.”

“What about me, then?” Her hands stilled against his skin, voice dropping low. “I worry about you, you know? I couldn’t bear it if something-” She chewed her lower lip and started back up, feeling Iolaus melting under her touch.

After a few more minutes, she pulled her hands back and started wiping them dry on a cloth. “That should do it.”

Iolaus took a deep breath and tried a few movements, letting out a sigh of relief to feel that they were no longer painful.

“Thanks.” He spun around to face her, both seated atop the thin bedding.

“Any time,” she replied earnestly. “If it acts up again, tell me right away.”

He grinned, tilting his head at her playfully, a few blond curls falling over his face. “That eager to have your hands on me?”

She held his gaze even as she reached out to tuck the hair back behind his ear. “Mmhmm.”

The dimples left his cheeks as his expression grew serious, searching her eyes. Did she really mean that?

His eyes flickered down to her parted lips and then back.

“Why didn’t you say so?”

He leaned in to close the gap, cupping her cheek as he kissed her, letting out a sigh of relief through his nose as she kissed him back.

Just as he moved to push her back against the mattress, he heard footfalls around the corner.

“C’mon.” He helped her up, dragging her down the corridor as quickly as possible, so nobody would see.

Before Althea could question what was going on, they were alone in a dark classroom, Iolaus shutting the door behind them.

“What are you-?” “Keep it down,” he whispered. “It’s almost curfew. Don’t wanna get caught.” “But- um-” She hugged herself, shoulders raising with her nerves. “We should go to bed soon.” “Sure. We will. But first, I- I just want to kiss you more.” “Oh.”

She shut her eyes as he kissed her again, melting in his hold despite his eagerness. Her chest heaved, full of butterflies despite the grin she could feel on his lips that attacked her.

When he finally broke for air, he beamed at her. “I’ve wanted to kiss you since the day we met,” he admitted.

“Oh, um- Me too, actually.” She let out an awkward laugh, feeling silly for having kept it a secret from him.

“Really? I thought-” Iolaus pursed his lips and let out a small groan, looking away.

“You thought what?” “Well, I- I just thought you liked Hercules, that’s all. Usually… girls like Herc. Or Jase.” “That’s lucky for me, then.” She took his face in her hands and kissed him emphatically, slipping her tongue past his lips.

He pushed her back against the door, his hands smoothing down her sides until they gripped her hips. They pressed against each other in the din, groping at each other wherever they could find purchase, needy kisses only building the lust between them.

Eventually he lifted her skirt, hot fingers grazing up her leg. “Iolaus…” she whined, feeling the heat pooling at her core.

“Hey, shh-” he counseled, already working his belt open. “Keep it down.”

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Tags: @laurfilijames @the-poldarkian @i-did-not-mean-to @the-butterfly-blues @fortheloveofdurin @spngingerbread21 @feeweeeee-deactivated20230423 @ichoosechoasandbeingqueer @missihart23

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

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[Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?]

Something I always wonder whenever I read a good fanfic.

I've been thinking about it since before I started writing fanfiction, tbh. Fifth grade. I started young lmao

But yeah. I've toyed with ideas from different genres, particularly during my Genre Writing class Senior year. I had an idea for a Dystopian/Fantasy story that my teacher loved, but one idea that keeps resurfacing in my brain is...well, *chuckles*

Apollo.

Could be the brainrot but...one thing that irks me in Greek Mythology retellings is how the gods (and our boy Apollo) are often portrayed. Now, I get that every retelling is basically published fanfiction of the myths, but there's a line between "fanfic/retelling" and "disrespectful to the OGs"

(this turned into a mini-rant, please excuse me lmao XD)

In Disney's Hercules, the mythology is a jumbled mess (and Apollo's barely there *huffs angry*). Though this is a kids movie so I hand-wave a pass to it because again, kids movie.

Also the soundtrack slaps. *shrug*

In The Song of Achilles, Apollo's (from what I hear- I haven't read it) apathetic and one-dimensional, as well as the other gods, which is not fun. LET THE GODS HAVE CHARACTER I SAY!

And sure, maaaaybe Apollo's portrayed that way because he hates Achilles, but...uh, if you read the mythology you'll find out that Achilles 100% deserves that hate. He murdered two of Apollo's sons - Tenes, who had nothing to do with the war and was trying to defend his sister from Achilles's unwanted advances and was killed in the process, and Troilus, who was a child and slaughter in Apollo's temple, on his altar, by Achilles.

Like come on. I am on Apollo's side here, Achilles had it coming.

And of course... *gags* LO. I do not even dare type the monstrosity out. Just...just disgraceful. Not only is Apollo done extremely dirty (and characterized in a way he never was in the actual mythology - *gnaws angry*), but from what I know, Leto and Demeter are also given terrible characterizations. And that's just not cool because they are GREAT MOMS.

Bet there's even more things that I'm unaware of that does the whole mythology dirty.

I guess it's partially from spite, but I really want to find some way of writing Greek Mythology, stay true to the classical versions of the gods while developing them, and provide a good story in the process. As well as respecting ancient greek culture as much as I can, because 1) culture is important in stories and 2) gives me an excuse to dive into ancient greek culture whenever I want because I like Doing That :)

I am a midwest American who has never left the country's borders but by god if I can swim in another country's history and culture it would be Greece. And I would never come out because I love learning about it.

Plus, I really love reading about the myths and if I could make a living basically writing mythology fanfiction, then sign me the fuck up I'm already doing it let's go.

It's an ambitious goal but I am up for the challenge.

My timeline certainly will come in handy for it :)

Sometimes being a writer is writing what you want to read, and sometimes it's getting so mad at what society is doing to your favorite that you start planning on defending his name through sheer force of will/writing :3

[lacerta123]

Just out of curiosity I looked at AO3 to see how many people write fanfic for marvel comics vs the MCU. This is a list of fandoms and the number of five in them because I found it interesting. Date: 10/15/2024

Marvel - 626,081

Marvel Comics-

Marvel - 64,640

Marvel 616 - 54,598

X-Men (Comicverse) - 10532

Avengers - 9186

Young Avengers - 3386

Loki - 2129

Thor - 2099

Deadpool - 1957

Venom - 1745

Marvel Ultimate Universe - 1544

Ultimates - 746

New Mutants - 598

Runaways - 456

Marvel Adventures - 446

X-Factor - 430

Captain Marvel - 407

Marvel Adventures: Avengers - 397

Ghost Rider - 385

X-Force - 367

Marvel Noir - 349

Marvel 2099 - 311

X-Men: First Class - 306

New Avengers - 228

Marvel Secret Wars Battleworlds - 217

Dark Avengers - 200

X-Men (Ultimateverse) - 185

Morbius: The Living Vampire - 173

X-23 - 168

Inhumans - 165

Excalibur - 160

Nova - 154

Champions - 147

Generation X - 142

Silk - 142

Spider-Girl - 141

All New X-Factor - 139

West Coast Avengers - 139

Unbelievable Gwenpool - 136

Thunderbolts - 128

House of M - 124

New Warriors - 123

Gambit - 118

Iron Fist - 103

The Defenders - 89

Avengers Academy - 85

Alpha Flight - 84

Avengers: The Initiative - 77

Secret Avengers - 76

X-Men Legacy - 74

Eternals - 65

Marvel Tsum Tsum - 65

Agents of Altas - 64

Wasp - 54

Marvel 1602 - 51

Mockingbird - 50

Age of Apocalypse - 49

Marvel Adventures: Iron Man - 49

Carnage - 45

Alias - 49

Uncanny Avengers - 44

Heroes For Hire - 43

Cloak & Dagger - 42

Angela - 38

Exiles - 32

Power Pack - 28

Tales of Suspense - 28

Legendary Star-Lord - 27

FF | Future Foundation - 25

X-Treme X-Men - 25

Hellcat - 22

Strange Academy - 18

Adam Warlock - 17

The Marvels - 17

X-Terminators - 16

The Order - 15

Secret Warriors - 14

Young Allies - 13

Avengers Arena - 11

Incredible Hercules - 11

Asgardians of the Galaxy - 10

Silver Surfer - 10

The Vision - 10

Blade - 9

X-Club - 9

Daughters of the Dragon - 9

Nyx - 8

Young X-Men - 8

Earth X - 7

Marvel Boy - 7

Marvel Divas - 6

Nomad - 6

Truth: Red White and Black - 6

The Pulse - 5

All Winners - 4

Fallen Angels - 4

Night Nurse - 4

Strikeforce - 4

Avengers Undercover - 3

It’s Jeff - 3

New Ultimate Universe Created by the Maker - 3

JLA/Avengers - 3

Marvel Her-Oes - 3

America - 2

Dazzler - 2

Nomad: Girl Without a World - 2

Slingers - 2

Sword Master - 2

T.E.S.T Kitchen - 2

Marvel Meow - 2

Ares - 1

District X - 1

Generation Hope - 1

Muties - 1

Operation S.I.N. - 1

Sentinel - 1

X-Men (New Ultimateverse Created by the Maker) - 1

[silvermoon-scrolls]

Fic Stats Tagging Game

Rules: Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and your fic with the least amount of words.

Thank you for tagging me @disdaidal! None of my stats are very impressive, but who cares.

Most hits:

A Theoretical Problem (347 hits) Young Hercules - Hercules/Iolaus Of course my only (so far) mature-rated fic has by far the most hits. People on AO3 be lustful.

Second most kudos:

Old Friends, New Enemies (14 kudos) Young Hercules - Hercules & Iolaus Still very proud of this one. It took a year to write and I actually worked on it consistently.

Third most comments:

To Be or Not To Be, Yourself (2 comments) Young Hercules - Hercules & Iolaus Yeah, I'm drovning in comments 😂But at least every single one is precious to me.

Fourth most bookmarks:

A Piece of Parchment (1 bookmark): H:TLJ and XWP - short and silly Since I've never written a multi-chapter, I'm surprised I've got any bookmarks at all.

Fifth most words:

Sunrise (1,526 words) Under the Vines - Griff/Gus 1-2k words is probably my prefered fic size, both to read and to write.

Fic with the least amount of words:

Triple Valentine (78 words) Xena: Warrior Princess - Xena/Gabrielle Not really a fic. Rather 3 "poems" (and I use that term very loosely) written for a Valentine challenge on the Xena Discord server.

Tagging: @ally-holmes @i-am-still-bb @mistergandalf @ourse-solitaire

[flower1622]

Fanfics Reclists

(No smut)

Percy Jackson

. Perachel:

Short stories

Perachel friendship and romance

Lost memories (p.1)

Lost memories (p.2)

Lost memories (p.3)

Lost memories (p.4)

Lost memories (p.5)

Lost memories (p.6)

Lost memories (p.7)

Lost memories (p.8)

Lost memories (p.9)

Lost memories (p.10)

Lost memories (p.11)

Lost memories (p.12)

Lost memories (p.13)

Lost memories (p.14)

Lost memories (p.15)

Lost memories (p.16)

Lost memories (p.17)

Lost memories (p.18)

Lost memories (p.19)

Lost memories (p.20)

Lost memories (21)

Percy falls and hits his head on a stone, making him lose his memories.

Red riding hood

Percy becomes a vampire

Percy becomes a vampire and gets obsessed with Rachel

Werewolf Percy

Jason, Frank, Percy and Chris are werewolves that are after some girls

. Perclarisse:

What the future can hold?

Clarisse matured and Percy realises that not everything is about Annabeth

Be careful what you wish for

Annabeth makes a mistake and she has to fix it before the world ends

(Sequel of What the future can hold?)

Easter

Based on a fanfic that i wrote

The Goddess not so ordinary (First Part)

A goddess called Selena is left in the mortal world by her sister Eris. Selena meets the Camp Half Blood many years in the future.

. Zombies:

Zombies in the camp?

The water of Camp Half Blood gets contaminated by Eris. Now, many campers are acting strange. Who will get infected? Who will survive?

. Anti - Percabeth:

Rachel doesn't like Percy's nickname

Annnabeth gets hurt and Percy loses his mind

Reyna and Annabeth laugh at Percy

Percy gets sad because of Annabeth's nickname for him

. Percabeth:

Annabeth becomes a vampire

Annabeth gets bitten and turns into a vampire

Naruto

Dark fics:

Sakura and Hinata become evil vampires

Vampire Hokage

My original stories

Spoilers of my new horror story

Mandy accepts to be babysitter of her friend's siblings. But, she didn't know that a big danger was around the neighborhood

Young Hercules

Vampire Hercules (p.1)

Vampire Hercules (p.2)

Hercules gets bitten and turns into a vampire

Dragon Ball

Dark Fics:

Chi Chi and Bulma become evil

DC

Super sons:

Vampire Lovers

Damian and Tim became vampires and they want to turn the ones they love

BTS

Bites to Suck

What if Namjoon and Bang Chan were in danger because their members are vampires that want to turn them?

[ally-holmes]

My contribution to the Deanobingo2023

April 2023 had been my first time participating on a creative bingo. These are the works I’ve made for the Deanobingo2023 organiced by @deanobingo​, @laurfilijames​ and @blairsanne​ 

The Almighty Johnsons

Anders Johnson x Fem!Reader

“Beware of the dragon” -- Tumblr | AO3

“Use your words” +18 -- Tumblr | AO3

Anders Johnson x Fem!Original Character

“A deal with Hades” -- Tumblr | AO3

The Hobbit 

Fili

“The aftermath” -- Tumblr | AO3

“Battle scars” -- Tumblr | AO3

Fili x Fem!Original Character

“Lion and Fire” -- Tumblr | AO3

Wanted (2016)

Will Johnson x Fem!Reader

“Screw bad days” -- Tumblr | AO3

Young Hercules

Iolaus & Hercules & Jason (Friendship)

“Time travel to Terra Mítica” -- Tumblr | AO3

[kaiserrreich]

An Almost Comprehensive Interactive Guide on the British Branch of the Malfoy Family

This is to help fanfic writers get a clearer view of the tree and who's related to who any things like that, as well as to discuss genealogy in the wizarding world, cause I'm deeply into ancestry and etc rn. Most of the characters here are completely fanon and I just came up with them on the spot.

For viewing  (click here) the family tree, it is preferred you looked through the tree on the PC version, as there's a lot less clicking, scrolling and general issues you'll have to do/fix

Notes on specific members of the family:

Armand Malfoy and Ermesinda Malfoy (of Normandy) arrive in Pevensey, England with William the Conqueror during the Norman Conquest. He is given a piece of land in Wiltshire as reward, which soon becomes Malfoy Manor. Later on in life, Armand sires a son named Adelemus.

Marie Malfoy neé Devereaux marries Jacques Malfoy II and has Nicole and Jacques Malfoy III. The latter who died a year before she, both dying from the Bubonic Plague.

Nicholas Malfoy II courts a young Elizabeth Tudor I in 1550 before breaking it off the same year. (Also correction: Elizabeth was born 1533, NOT 1553. A mistake the sign of my sleep deprivation yuh 🤠)

Bernadette Black neé Malfoy, eldest sister of Florian and Artemis Malfoy marries Eridanus Black. The pair produces one child Hercules Black. Bernadette, deeply resentful at the slow descent of her marriage, after a more violent argument than normal, informs muggle wizard hunters and allows for Eridanus Black to be burned at the stake. (Inspired by Artemisia Blackwood's story)

Septimus Malfoy marries Abigail Weasley, who has two children named Magnus and Josephine. Septimus divorces Abigail for his young mistress, Geraldine Yaxley and disowns his children, not allowing them to use the Malfoy name. This conflict will fuel the feud the Malfoys and Weasleys have even in the present day.

Constantine Malfoy's brother-in-law, Marianus Flint taught Arithmancy at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for nearly 70 years! (1884 - 1952)

Abraxas Malfoy was allegedly involved in a shady plot that pertains to the attempted sabotage of the first muggleborn Minister's political campaign that was unsuccessful, later on, the Minister in question, Nobby Leach, contracted a mysterious illness and left the post in 1968.

Lucius Malfoy is the current patriarch of the Malfoy Family, the son of Abraxas Malfoy, husband of Narcissa Black and father of Draco Malfoy and paternal grandfather of Scorpius Malfoy. Believing strongly in pureblood supremacy, he joined the Death Eaters who agreed with his stance on blood purity. He was Lord Voldemort's right hand man throughout the First Wizarding War, but was replaced by his sister-in-law, Bellatrix Lestrange during the Second Wizarding War. (I basically "copied the homework but don't make it look obvious" for Lucius's bio lol)

Also more sidenote: If you see a Malfoy sibling have a child and their children seemingly died childless. (Nicholas, Athena, Hermes Carrow and Hercules Black) they had children, I was just too lazy to add it in. Same goes with Hardwin and Emmeline Potter.

(I originally posted on Reddit)

[an-indecisive-mess]

(Love)Storytime: Part 3

In honor of Valentine’s Day, instead of making another picture, I decided to bring back another love story of mine. So, up next for my F/O love stories is Hermes, messenger of the gods, god of swiftness, thievery, trade, travel… you get the idea. It’s actually also the 5th anniversary of me realizing I was in love with him And if you folks thought me finding out I was in love with XL and Wendell was a real doozy, wait till you read how Hermes stole my heart (get it?).

I remember first watching Hercules when I was very young (saw 3 or 4 years old), and I remember seeing Hermes and thinking “Hey, this guy seems pretty cool.” And, yeah, that’s all that I ever thought of him as I got older and rewatched the movie over a million times. So, falling in love with Hermes was probably the biggest surprise out of any of the other F/Os, and that’s saying something. I mean, the guy was only in the movie for, what, 5 minutes? But he made quite the impression on me. Heck, I loved how, when rediscovering the series at age thirteen, they gave Hermes more personality in the tv series and how he acted as an older brother figure to Hercules (I mean, he technically is his older brother, but whatever). I always liked how chill and fun he was, and as I got to learn more about Greek Mythology, I also learned more about Hermes and how he was more than just a messenger boy. He was helpful to pretty much everyone in the myths. And yeah, he loved causing trouble, but I liked that about him.

Anyway, here comes the more interesting part of the story. It was none other than Valentine’s Day when I was nineteen. I don’t know how or why, but I just started thinking about Hermes that day, and I browsed through Tumblr that day and found a whole account that was dedicated to this particular guy. There were a lot of pictures of him, his kind smile, mischievous glint in his eyes, and I guess that’s when I started catching feelings for him. That was the only Valentine’s Day I successfully managed to fall in love with someone.

 (Spoiler) When I started writing my fanfic, Aria wasn’t supposed to fall in love with anyone. I wanted her to be more independent and asexual in the fact that she doesn’t need a romantic subplot to get the story moving. When my feelings for Hermes started getting bigger, that’s when I realized that he and Aria would make a cute couple (It's not problematic! They don't officially get together/catch feelings for each other until Aria turns 22). She’s independent but wants to keep things in an ordered way and he’s supposed to maintain a certain order but is super chill about how he handles things. Their contrast with each other is so simple, but it works. He makes her happy the same way he makes me happy, so that’s why I started self-shipping Aria with Hermes.

And I know what pretty much ALL of you are thinking. “Why this version of him? He’s not even good-looking.” Well, he may not look as hot as Lore Olympus Hermes, Blood of Zeus Hermes, or any other iteration of Hermes that looks more attractive than this one. Well, here’s the thing: I don’t want a good-looking or hot version of Hermes to love. I want the one that makes me smile and my heart flutter like his cute winged sandals whenever I think about him or hear his name, I want the one that makes me blush every time I see him smile, I want the version I first saw of him. I want this charming goofball, and I wouldn’t trade him for any other iteration.

[ladystrallan]

Once Upon a Time season 2 thoughts

I’m rewatching OUAT and I wanted to share some of my opinions on each season!

- “are the nuns still nuns or can they… y’know date? Don’t say it’s me asking” Dr Whale you rascal

- Rumple x smashing glass: the real otp

- Rip Charming’s mom, you kinda remind me of Hercules’ mom

- Ok I kinda like Dr Whale now

- Regina it’s been DECADES you need to move on from Daniel

- I ship Emma and Neal so hard

- Wow the introduction of captainswan AND swanfire in one episode???

- Nooooo Belle crossing the town line :(

- This arc was TRAGIC

- NO NOT THE CHIPPED CUP

- Ugh I hate the Greg and Tamara arc

- Ruby x whale??? Why do I kinda ship it

- “What’s his name?” “Baelfire” “A STRONG NAME” what a delivery

- Robert Carlyle is the best actor in the cast

- Nooooo he just wanted to be a good dad

- Okay I’m really starting to not like Regina

- Idk why she is mad at snow and not cora, THE ACTUAL PERSON WHO KILLED DANIEL

- Snow’s mom: coughs into a handkerchief, me: SATINE

- Drink every time rumple says “bae”

- The casting of young snow was spot on, their mannerisms are so alike

- He called him papa… I’m crying

- NO IT WAS CORA

- Literally why does she hate Eva so much

- Regina you’re on the wrong side, killing daniel was part of her ten step plan to make you queen

- She just threw mrs patmore out of the window

- Not Tamara

- Pettiness runs in the Mills family

- Cora: murdered eva because she tripped her once years before

- Regina: wants to kill snow and everyone close to her because she didn’t keep a secret when she was TEN

- EW cora x rumple

- Their vibes are so gross

- Imagine if they had a kid… I can’t

- Screaming crying throwing up

- Rumple talking to Belle on the phone :(

- That was so sad

- RUMPLE AND NEAL

- THIS IS SO SAD

- Ooh snow tricking Regina

- “Any baby I have… it won’t be yours” yikes

- The amount of mommy issues in this show…

- 2x17 I hate this episode

- “You always pay your debts” is rumple a lannister?

- I hate Greg/Owen so much you have no idea

- Wooden august looks rough

- Like it’s not terrible but it’s not good either

- The dragon: is a magical powerful man, also the dragon: gets killed by a taser

- THE TASER SHOULD NOT HAVE AFFECTED AUGUST BECAUSE HE IS MADE OF WOOD WHICH DOESN’T CONDUCT ELECTRICITY

- Noooo why did blue turn him into a little boy and not a hot guy again

- GREG AND TAMARA LEAVE RIGHT NOW

- I can’t decide which I hate more cora x rumple or greg x tamara

- Both have such gross energy

- REGINA YOU ARE RUINING RUMBELLE

- “I can’t focus on my spinning with all your crying” lol

- Not Lacey

- Rumple about Belle/Lacey: oh no she’s not wholesome anymore

- I actually like the Lacey episode

- I don’t remember having liked it but I do now

- The sound rumple makes when he sees the prisoner is gone lol

- Wingman charming

- “I’m so sorry about your dress…” why don’t you take it off? ;)

- Did they recast Robin Hood? That’s weird

- She’s into him being evil…

- Rumbelle is so cute omg

- “Jail cell? I don’t think so” lol

- “She’s the evil one” GIRL YOU JUST KILLED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE

- I’m sorry I just can’t get behind Regina

- She’s just so manipulative and has zero regret for everything she’s done

- The Regina torture scene was TRAUMATIZING to middle school me

- “Is it magic?” “No… it’s science” THAT’S DR WHALE’S LINE YOU CAN’T STEAL IT GREG

- Bae fanficed himself into Peter Pan

- BAE NO

- Ugh Greg and Tamara are the worst

- NEAL NO

- Yay belle is back

- Memorable lines: “it’s delicious, cheesy and doesn’t lie” “no… it’s science” “love is weakness” “bae”

How I feel about the characters this season

Love: Rumple, August, Belle

Like: Neal, Emma, Charming, Mulan, Ruby, Archie, Dr Whale

Neutral: Hook, Snow, Aurora, everyone else in Storybrooke

Dislike: Regina, Blue

Hate: Greg, Tamara, Cora

Season rating: 5/10

I hate hate hate the whole Greg and Tamara plot, also Cora x Rumple grossed me out, but there was a lot of Rumbelle content (it was really sad though)