#young armie

[deeeaahh]

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Super short dp x dc idea

Danny is an Alternative Universe version of bruce Wayne. They get switched through some hijinks and Danny is trying to be Bruce-like and just trying to act like a Good Dad to these children his alternate self has amassed (holy shit). Like, He's doing his best to attend school plays and parent-teachers conferences (because Alfred still reminds Bruce of all of them even if he says he can't make it) and is doing no batman stuff (because Danny is unaware there is even such thing as batman stuff).

Meanwhile, the children are 100% sure Bruce is a) possessed b) concussed c) hypnotized d) any and all of the above.

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: comedy

[hoss-bonaventure]

[temeyes]

soap and his hair

[evellynssocbrainrot]

I'm just saying, the Six of Crows Spinoff would have made big money for Netflix. Likely even more than the first season of Shadow and Bone, just look at how highly rated Six of Crows is on Goodreads with a "95% liked this book" average score. As well as how hyped it is on BookTok and the fuck ton of fanart and fanfiction.

Constantly, I also think about how Freddy Carter, Amita Suman, Kit Young, Danielle Galligan, Calahan Skogman, and Jack Wolfe would have had a blast filming the Ice Court scenes. Just imagine the utter chaos in the bloopers and interviews. The insanity of the six of them (plus Kuwei!) clinging onto the side of a tank, four of them soaking wet, two covered in bits of glass and one in purple silks, and they're just storming through the snow while screaming "WE HAVE A TANK" at the top of their lungs.

I will cry now.

[lustnhim]

manspreading 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

inspired by a post i saw on tiktok. i just climb right between them and lay down on his thighs :( ugh, cute baby.

[classichorrorblog]

10 Horror Comedies To Consider For October/Halloween

[you-know-cchio]

“the average sfth member plays 3.75 roles in death for a dollar” factoid actualy just statistical error. average sfth member plays around 2 roles in death for a dollar.

spiders georg sam, who was in every scene of the longform and plays 8 roles (danny prostitute, bill hannigan’s blind father, many fingers percy pussy, young three keys three teeth three toes tony, mexican farm owner, marriage officiant, horse, maria’s executioner), is an outlier adn should not be counted.

[viperra1]

i think about young Boone a totally normal amount! ::))))))))))))))

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

[cryptist]

Surprisingly I don’t draw a lot of self-indulgent interest art, so here’s some caldre

The world NEEDS more zero day art and I am more than happy to supply. Expect more in the future :-)

[brodygold]

A Family of Bros

Marcia and Paul were so proud of their children. Their daughter Emily had just graduated college with a degree in mechanical engineering , and their son Scott was a star player on the golden army soccer team that had just won the regional championships. The two parents had done their jobs, and now their children were heading off into the world.

But not before the family had a big celebratory meal. Emily and Scott would be at the house soon, and Scott had said he had a special surprise for his family.

As if on cue, the two children entered the house. The two were bombarded by hugs and kisses from their parents (much to their chagrin) before the family sat down for dinner.

After the meal, Scott pulled out his duffle bag, opening it up to reveal three shiny gold soccer jerseys. He handed one to each of his family members, who just held them with confused expressions on their faces. "These are your surprise." Scott said, a huge smile on his face.

"These are nice, dear. but why are you giving them to us?" Marcia asked.

"Yeah son. We already have jerseys you gave us to wear to your games." Paul added.

"I know that," Scott said. "These are special jerseys. The team each got a few after our big win. All I ask is you trust me and put them on."

The three shrugged and look at each other, but eventually pulled the jerseys over their heads. As soon as they did and the jerseys rested on their skin, they felt tingles all over as they started changing.

Marcia was first. Her gray hair shorted and changed to a light brown, giving her a classic sporty cut. Her breasts faded away into glorious and bouncy pecs. Her muscles bulged out, creating the body of a true athlete. Finally, her lower female parts were replaced by a fierce, raging bulge, making her a true alpha male.

Emily was next. Her changes were similar to those of her former mother’s, complete with male features, muscles bulging out of the jersey, and a sporty hair style.

Finally was Paul. His changes were a lot more subtle than those of Marcia and Emily, but still impressive. His gray hair darkened to brown, giving a similar haircut to the other two. His small beer belly converted into a stunning six pack, his arms bulging with their veins. His package grew from 4 inches to a respectable 7, completing the physical transformation.

Scott watched with delight as his family changed in front of him, becoming perfect athletes for the golden army. The only thing left was the mental changes. Each family member forgot their old life entirely. Decades of marriage and having two children became meeting on the field at practice, a lifelong bond forming at first sight. Talking about the bros, sports, and getting laid by the bros were the only things on their minds now. Even their names changed to more masculine and jock names: Matt, Emile and Pat respectively.

Scott turned to his new bros. “What do ya think of the new jerseys bros?”

“They’re fucking sick bro.” Matt said. The other two nodded their heads in agreement. “Yeah bro. They’ll be perfect for practice today.” Emile added.

“Then let’s go bros. Don’t wanna be late.”

And with that Scott and his bros left the house, eager to head to practice and show off their skills. Scott would miss his family a little, but he had to admit he liked his new bros so much better!

[myeclecticwetdreams]

Check it out

new army buddies ...

[tritoch]

the realization that rielle is like probably 17-19 (per her comment about being due for the elezen growth spurt) puts an entirely new spin on that line of quests lmao particularly every time she's like sidurgu dude i am not your surrogate daughter. imagine constantly being treated like an orphaned waif child by a 26 year old man with depression and it's literally just because you're a short teenager and he met your mom one time. remarkable stuff.

[dinxieyinxie]

This PMV tells the story of what happened to each of them after Hogwarts. Yonal's part, in particular, he left Hogwarts during 5th year to attend his mother's funeral back in the Philippines, hence why he never had a 'proper (wizarding) education' but instead, finished their education in a muggle school. He maintained contact with the two for as long as he could but for some unknown reasons, they started gradually fading. Severus was the first to cut ties with him.

He never found out about Lily's death until a few months after when Charlie Weasley handed him a Daily Prophet newspaper. It's no wonder she stopped sending him letters.

Still frames under this cut if you wanna see :]

bat head reference from @/kaypeacreations