#you're so right

[dragonagetrashurgh]

I need you to know that your tag "what 2000 years of no pussy does to a motherfucker" has forcibly entered my brain almost everyday since I first saw this post. I will never be free. 🥚

lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”

solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”

lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”

solas: “…”

solas: “i see you are a mage”

lavellan: “uh huh”

solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”

[frownyalfred]

Thinking about Bruce always feeling insecure about living up to his parents legacy, thinking about him feeling unworthy of using the master bedroom when he returned, thinking about him as Brucie uncounsciously taking his hookups to other rooms in the mansion, never to his (parent's), thinking about Bruce welcoming his kids in the master bedroom with open arms whenever they have nightmares, the same way his parents did to him, thinking about Clark feeling insecure about Bruce's true feelings towards him, thinking about Clark being totally oblivious to how big of a deal it is that he's alowed to sleep beside Bruce in the master bedroom.

The sanctity of the master bedroom is SO real. I grew up in a house with separate living quarters for staff (old old house) and the bedrooms for children were in a wing, and then the master suite and guest suites were in another section of the house. The implied distance between those sections is huge, even if they're only one closed door or a few feet away.

Bruce slowly accepting his place in the master suite -- now that's a fic I'd love to write. Keeping the hookups and random encounters to another equally lavish but different room or wing of the Manor, even. Somewhere that's easy to shuttle people in and out of, maybe near the laundry chutes or the servants' stairwells. Sleeping there even when he doesn't have guests, because the ghosts in the master suite are too much.

But maybe, once Dick is living with him, he can't justify it -- the master suite is near the children's rooms, and sleeping on another floor, away from a traumatized child, seems like a terrible idea. Alfred's rooms are too far away, nestled somewhere in the servants' quarters even though Bruce keeps trying to get him to take a guest suite.

So he takes over the suite, making it his own slowly but surely. Yet leaving portions of it untouched -- maybe the old floor to ceiling drapes, with their antiquated trim and beads. The double sinks in the en suite, made for a couple. He removes the four poster bed for a california king, modern enough to dispel any mental similarities. Big enough for a kid to come and hide, after a nightmare.

Clark being allowed in that room, even near that portion of the Manor? That's a huge step forward, a huge display of vulnerability and trust. It's not just Bruce's room, it's his parents' room, it's just off the children's wing, it is in many ways the heart of the residential portion of the Manor. All hallways, servant corridors, etc, lead there. And the more people that stay there, the more that suite is viewed truly as the center of the Manor itself, outside of the Cave and maybe Alfred's kitchen + butler's pantry.

[pokemon-npcs]

[lovesickgoose]

remember that post you rbed from me about that girl calling his bf a princess? heavy would be like that

After a match maybe x

[willowser]

Lol i don't think kirishima isn't shy about being naked either. He's one of those dudes that walks around the house shirtless, goofily flexing infront of you and doing that air boxing shit (where he's pretending to throw punches at us) any chance he gets XD Omg he's such a GUY UGHHH... but such a good one <3

omg YEAH you're soooo right OMGGGG he's so cute. such a guy. flexing and air boxing. i'm going to die actually.

[gayferrari]

I think every other driver should start cursing in press conferences from now on until they all have community service, and then they can do a maid cafe or a sexy car wash as a grid bonding activity

@ George get the GPDA on this right NOW

[transingthoseformers]

BRO, WHY IS THERE NO TRANSFORMERS MUSICAL HUH???

IK there's somewhat a musical thing in Rescue Bots, but I think there should be like- AN ACTUAL MUSICAL CONTINUITY. Like MUSICAL THEATRE STYLE- SERIOUSLY.

Would you give a TF Musical a shot? Because I need this... 😭😭😭

I've thought of this before because that'd be so fucking cool

Imagine Megatron and Starscream with very different Villain Songs™️, the drama would be so fun

I'd definitely give it a shot, can you imagine a pre battle "we can do this" sort of song from Optimus?

Fuck, imagine one a duet of Optimus and Megatron

[ninyard]

Okay wait I actually have Kevin/Jean/Renee/Allison thoughts. Namely I think it would start as Jean and Renee dating and deciding to fulfill their wildest unrequited fantasies (Kevin for Jean, Allison for Renee), threesome style. I think Allison and Kevin are both repressing their bisexuality at this point only to have their respective closet doors knocked down by getting propositioned by Jeanee.

I then think Allison and Kevin bond over sleeping with the hottest couple in town. And like… maybe they get a little too into talking about it. And then THEY fuck. And Allison is like. You know what we should do right. And Kevin is like that is a horrible idea. Foursome happens shortly thereafter.

This is my manifesto.

anon. anon don't do this to me. don't give me another thing to think about i can't handle it

like holy shit i understand i see it but please. i cant do this right now

[alicentsgf]

i think about olivia saying modern day rhaenyra would be the england football captain all the time

[lover-of-mine]

sometimes i think that people forget that this interview exists and this is what ryan said regardless eddie and it’s still baffles me how people are so insecure about eddie gay arc when ryan compared how a bisexual and a lesbian are living their truth to how eddie will live his truth

Honestly, tho. They're so getting Eddie out this season. They might be getting him out right now. It's a beautiful world of possibilities and Ryan is with us in the belief that Eddie should explore his queerness. It's gonna happen, there's no way.

[marshbarks]

Okay silly thing to request: grab a stock photo of an open hand and then draw a very very small Butters in it fhfgdc me whenever I think of him

[sawbathroomtrap]

whoever is editing adam's wiki page to say shit like this i want to kiss you on the mouth

[trafficblr-culture-is]

Trafficblr culture is looking at a cactus and going "ah yes desert duo"

[wheelsupin-azarathmetrionzinthos]

just found this in my drafts, you're so right girlie

[gayferrari]

I've been backreading the various asks you got about girl!drivers, and I want to express One (1) Thought: girl!Carlos would be in Every. Single. Pantene commercial. Ever.

Her hair would look GODLY

I feel like it's my sworn duty to @steviethenarwhal in this.

HER HAIR WOULD BE AMAZING. GOD. A thick luscious cascade of brown. Oh to go through life with hair that gorgeous

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1264

Submitted by Anon - thanks!

I feel like we overlook the whump potential of tearing up the bottoms of a whumpee's feet too often. They could get their feet shredded by glass, rocks, or hot sand. They could try to run away on bleeding feet or their caretaker(s) could see this and tenderly carry them everywhere. Just a thought.