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randomshenaniganery · 6 months ago
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cirrus haters unite
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i want him dead but i am also scared
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the-sunshine-dims · 5 months ago
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Ya know, thinking about bound, and with how spread out towns are- and how moving those towns can be, if you have a medical emergency do you kind of just have to wing it?? because you very well may never find a doctor in time- even if it wasn't 'emergency' level, so you had some time.
Like, if there's an accident or someone gets sick, you could very well be on your own. best case scenario, you have someone around with some medical experience, but even that probably isn't enough in most cases. No wonder Cosie had to leave to find information for her brother, I can't imagine there was much nearby.
I wonder if there was a steep decline of medical journals after the islands falling (mostly lost to the void, and hoarded in worried hands) before there being a massive uptick of people making copies of anything they could find, and even later adjusting the books to fit with avian anatomy,
I wonder if there's different books all with levels of 'avian', depending on who the author was around and when it was produced, from only having the wings to showing bird legs, feathered arms, claws, wing ears, etc.
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beardedhandstoadshark · 2 months ago
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I think general Legend of Zelda fans should start tagging their stuff with Linked Universe to catch some of that clout.
If literally every single Legend of Zelda tag is just full of only lu stuff anyways, to the point some of them have more lu in them than Zelda, might as well get something out of it in return.
Not like any lu fans should mind crosstagging, after all.
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chalkscrub · 2 years ago
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babygirl doodles from a little while ago
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orisretr0 · 2 months ago
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Bro I think we have a problem
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They're multiplying
i. Have so many questions.
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uncanny-tranny · 2 years ago
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You lose the plot when discussing and fighting for minorities when you buy into the specific brand of (specifically christianity) "suffering is Divine, and the more you Suffer, the More Divine you are."
Suffering is suffering is suffering - when you choose to ignore a marginalized group's suffering because they are not suffering enough or are not "good victims," you have lost the plot.
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snekdood · 2 years ago
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"people shouldnt keep cold weather dogs in hot climates" dude thats so cool and wise of you!! Now what do people do with their cold weather dogs in their hot climates? Whats the next best move, jackass?
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clowndensation · 1 month ago
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we hired a new guy at work and his name is vincent btw. literally replacing me with some guy with the same exact name. and our email addresses are all just our first names and then @companywebsitename.com so if i ever WERE to come back, i'd be like. [email protected]. disrespectful.
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hilacopter · 3 months ago
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hate when people go "oh my art sucks" and then it's amazing and you wish you had even a fraction of their skill. like as someone who actually draws like a five year old please shut the fuck up i cannot stress enough how even you flexing like an asshole would be better.
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meirimerens · 1 year ago
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if i start bitchin and whinin and acting like the rot is consuming me for the next like month I Apologize.i've had a gander around the summer job offers in the towns nearby and it's so fucking abysmal. looking at these offers is sucking the life out of me already i feel a headache coming. i must not let the rot consume me but i can tell you it's very, very tempting.
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lemonplanter · 6 months ago
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They'd have never brought it to Valinor, and he wouldn't have interfered anyway, but I often wonder if Aulë could have unmade the Ring.
Like can you imagine your unholy artifact gets destroyed not through some arduous quest, or the indomitable human hobbit spirit, but because some fuckin grey tattle-tale told your old boss and he fixed it cause he's just better than you at the skill you used to make it?
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heybaetae · 2 months ago
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why the fuck are they discontinuing the weverse TV app
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shalom-iamcominghome · 8 months ago
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honestly as another jew-in-progress i'm also very sad about no jewish related clubs or events being at my community college, but at the same time i definitely don't feel like i'm jewish enough to start one :( i've searched around at other community colleges near me and they also don't have any jewish clubs... do they even exist at non-universities lol
I totally empathize with you on this one. Honestly, I have no real advice since I'm very asocial (I guess some might interpret it as antisocial, but it isn't), but I really do hope you at least find some buddies 🩵🫂
Just know that at the very least, we're in the same boat anon
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skrunksthatwunk · 17 days ago
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ive started a brainstorming doc for the kaiji koi-koi fic and a large large amount of it is just trying to figure out what works about kaiji and how i can innovate without diverging too much from the tone or themes etc. anyway ive been thinking about how the modifications fkmt makes to the games in kaiji function (i.e. minefield mahjong, restricted rps, one poker, etc), and how they each tie into key traits/feelings of playing to original versions. minefield mahjong centers and intensifies the feeling of waiting on a crucial tile while trying not to leave too much of a trail, one poker leans heavily into the bluffing via raising/calling elements of poker, and rrps sort of flips rps' main issue(?) on its head by removing its arbitrariness (while preserving at first the illusion of arbitrariness), and thus making it like.. something you can win via strategy and not just luck. ANYWAY i think ive figured out the key thread to pull for koi-koi and im very excited about that
#idk if i wanna say it but like. why not who cares#one of the things that interests me the most about koi-koi is how uneven the card hauls can be#halfway through a round your opponent can have 12 carss and you can have 2 and it's just Like that#and for a card hoarding game that can be really tense#finding some way to play with that dynamic is my key to making this engaging i can feel it#my current (first) idea is to create a punishment for having claimed cards that don't form a finished hand#(i.e. having 4 poetry ribbons or having 2 lights and the rain man)#a card hoarding game that punishes greed!! where you have to be so much more careful with what you do#and where laying out a card rather than taking smth unlikely to benefit you is much more often a good idea#but youve gotta balance that with sabotaging your opponents' hands and racking up points etc#and there's just such a big luck component to koi-koi that no matter what you do you're just gonna have to go all in#on some hands anyway#i think it could be really fun is my point and i (more than any prior fic) want to create smth very similar to fkmt's work#like it's a missing arc or something#ah but im not sure if that's enough of a simplification to really feel like a fkmt mod#(the nature of all these modded games is such that theyre reduced to these really intense much more granular steps#so you get all the psychological thrill and mind game shit without irreparably tanking the pacing)#while i don't think kk is nearly as complicated a game as smth like mahjong idk if this would have that same effect#BUT i think it does bc it intensifies those more throwaway moments of kk to a massive degree#i just gotta find a way to make it a little more iconic like op and rrps and mm#ANYWAY. spoilers for a fic thats probably never getting finished. not for like 5 years at least#kaijiposting#im also trying to figure out if/how i wanna make this a battle royale. i think my favorite kaiji setups have that dynamic#and im kinda sad that it's pretty much disappeared since part one#seeing the meta evolve during rrps is so cool and the group psych elements of brave men road is what makes that arc so good#im very excited. maybe it'll suck maybe it'll never get made maybe it's super pedestrian for gambling manga/associated (<- not a genre im#especially involved with) but *i* like it and im happy and thats what matters the most#and although i havent looked into kaiji fic i imagine projects like this aren't that common? bc theyre a Lot of work to plan out#anywy i gotta hype myself up so in 5 yrs i can post it to thunderous silence (nobody cares about koi-koi enough to read 99k words about it)
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solarpire · 4 months ago
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Love when an ex tries to call you immature. Motherfucker didnt you try to kill your girlfriend several times
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cctinsleybaxter · 10 months ago
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criteron sets are also prohibitively expensive, like yes you're paying for quality but it's fucked up that i fantasize about one day buying a blu-ray disc in the way one would fantasize about luxury jewelry
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