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cirrus haters unite
i want him dead but i am also scared
#obscura vn#obscura cirrus#cirrus#i will not forgive nor forget#but i can also draw so you're shit out of luck#my art#meme ig#shit post#obscura vesper#Obscura vn fanart
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Ya know, thinking about bound, and with how spread out towns are- and how moving those towns can be, if you have a medical emergency do you kind of just have to wing it?? because you very well may never find a doctor in time- even if it wasn't 'emergency' level, so you had some time.
Like, if there's an accident or someone gets sick, you could very well be on your own. best case scenario, you have someone around with some medical experience, but even that probably isn't enough in most cases. No wonder Cosie had to leave to find information for her brother, I can't imagine there was much nearby.
I wonder if there was a steep decline of medical journals after the islands falling (mostly lost to the void, and hoarded in worried hands) before there being a massive uptick of people making copies of anything they could find, and even later adjusting the books to fit with avian anatomy,
I wonder if there's different books all with levels of 'avian', depending on who the author was around and when it was produced, from only having the wings to showing bird legs, feathered arms, claws, wing ears, etc.
#tldr: if you have appendicitis you're shit out of luck o7#anyway once again thinking about the world of skybound and speculating bc. its fun!#bound smp#fin speaks
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I think general Legend of Zelda fans should start tagging their stuff with Linked Universe to catch some of that clout.
If literally every single Legend of Zelda tag is just full of only lu stuff anyways, to the point some of them have more lu in them than Zelda, might as well get something out of it in return.
Not like any lu fans should mind crosstagging, after all.
#legend of zelda#linked universe#<- fuck it I'm maintagging#because I do mean this genuinely#tagging regular zelda as lu to gain some extra reach#cuz holy shit#you cant even block blogs because its so many / always different ones#this is a community issue not a person one#like the average is around 20 lu per general tag but can go so far as to 40%#both zelda main tags rn sport lu in all their banners#a good chunk of game specific ones also do#the tp tag was practically all just lu twilight when I went in#and rip if you're a fan of any side characters#or an ao3 user#oh my god rip if you're an ao3 user.#you lot already co-opted the naming conventions for the Links for yourself#it's been around since like 2010 but good luck ever using it without getting overrun by lu fans#(despite the comic itself not using them)#if you dare make a links meet au the lu fandom will act like jojo linkeduniverse invented and is the ceo of them#but the whole-ass zelda fandom is getting frankly stupid#might as well get something out of it#besides. It's not like the lu fandom doesn't *also* already do that.
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babygirl doodles from a little while ago
#my art#oc#mockley#anthro#my favourite of the bunch is the top right#just kidding it's the one directly in the middle. the one that looks dumb#everyone will be glad to know that there are two wood pigeons nesting in our garden at the moment#making for a total of 3 ugly as hell muppet babies that i get to look at. they always pretend not to see me as if that makes them invisible#you're fresh out of luck baby pigeons. i will be gazing upon you lovingly until you move out#one pigeon is nesting in the grapevine and scared the absolute shit out of me by bursting out when i tried to harvest my beautiful grapes#i looooove late summer/early autumn. fruit season baybeeee. freakin apples and plums and damsons and pears and grapes and greengages baybee#anyone here ever tried a greengage???? probably the best fruit in the world and no one cares about it. SICKENING.#i assume most of my followers r from america and maybe don't have greengages but you should aim to try one at least once in your life#preferably after plucking it from the tree with your own hand. and also stealing it from someone else's tree#just kidding i would never advocate scrumping haha....unless....?
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Bro I think we have a problem
They're multiplying
i. Have so many questions.
#The first thing that came to mind is that all those are your children to which I would answer to stop fucking my son then.#The second thing that came to mind is that those are all bitties and you're just. Buying a shit ton of your itty versions.#To which I would answer don't stop keep buying them.#But if they're MULTIPLYING?? then you're shit out of luck you shouldn't have fed the original after midnight#Oris rants lmao#Ask roots n bloom#Bloom#Utmv
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You lose the plot when discussing and fighting for minorities when you buy into the specific brand of (specifically christianity) "suffering is Divine, and the more you Suffer, the More Divine you are."
Suffering is suffering is suffering - when you choose to ignore a marginalized group's suffering because they are not suffering enough or are not "good victims," you have lost the plot.
#politics#i've seen this a lot in some trans spaces and it's kind of scary#because honestly the whole 'suffering is divine actually' is pretty victim blame-y and it expects victims or whatever to carry that burden.#...if suffering is divine then is it not sacrilege to refuse that suffering? surely if you're suffering you are either...#...Deserving of suffering or you are Chosen for something Higher Than Yourself and are therefore a sacrificial lamb (not a person)...#...like do you see how that is inherently dehumanizing to have your SUFFERING be sympathetic but not you as a HUMAN BEING#like i need to stress that all you are doing is essentially fetishizing that somebody is suffering...#...and that you deem yourself high enough if an authority to Judge that suffering...#...and if it isn't good enough or they aren't being a Good Victim about it then they are shit out of luck in term of your help...#...i use the impersonal 'you' here but i need to highlight *why* this line of thinking is (imo) actively dangerous..
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"people shouldnt keep cold weather dogs in hot climates" dude thats so cool and wise of you!! Now what do people do with their cold weather dogs in their hot climates? Whats the next best move, jackass?
#they already have the dog. what should they do now? hmm?#or did you not think far ahead aside from doing what everyone likes to do on here and shame ppl for Not Being Good Enough or Not Knowing#Exactly What You Do Or Whats Right#like fuck yall. have some fucking perspective here. we get it you're so smart and have figured it all out.#so then solve this lil issue if you know so fuckin much. if all your factual shit can just *solve* interpersonal human issues like this#bc sometimes you can just read a convenient blcok of text and think thats enough but not actually have any perspective on how to#handle these situation itl or the nuances of people and what theyre willing to do. etc#irl* not itl#shave the dog? not good for theie coat#get rid of the dog? good luck convincing families that have had the dog for years#kill the dog? bc thats the last solution here.#maybe life is messy and cant easily be solved and put into neat little boxes like some of yall want
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we hired a new guy at work and his name is vincent btw. literally replacing me with some guy with the same exact name. and our email addresses are all just our first names and then @companywebsitename.com so if i ever WERE to come back, i'd be like. [email protected]. disrespectful.
#disastrous time to hire a new guy btw#like i'm the only one in the company (besides my old manager who's back until the end of march and then he's off doing his own thing again)#who likes training#and i'm gone at the end of next week#and my coordinator was asking if vincent could train with me thi week#and. like. i CAN#however do you want me to train the new guy on shit that's too advanced for him to understand (which is everything we're currently doing)#which he will NOT retain going forward#or do you want me to spend time with our two other newbie guys who have picked up enough info at this point#that they're just now starting to go 'waaaiiit. i think i get this now.'#because i will be honest. one is significantly more worth all of our collective times 😭#ALSO can i be petty.#in the weekly recap email#the three other guys at my work got shouted out for training and they excluded me entirely. the one who's done 90% of all the training.#and it's completely because i put in my notice so WHATEVER. but like. oh so you're just going to lie.#well FINE then i guess you guys DON'T need me to come back part time as a trainer#best of luck <3#i mean the last time you tried to train someone without me he crashed out in 3 months and learned nothing. under those previous guys#you just shouted out#but WHATEVER. again. best of luck. <3
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hate when people go "oh my art sucks" and then it's amazing and you wish you had even a fraction of their skill. like as someone who actually draws like a five year old please shut the fuck up i cannot stress enough how even you flexing like an asshole would be better.
#this post might be what gets me cancelled but idgaf you people are the worst#i have a vendetta against people who can draw i swear y'all are always the most ungrateful little shits#you should be kissing your hands every day for having the fine motor skills to draw a straight line#oh and good artists stop complimenting people's shitty drawings challenge#trust me everyone including them can tell you're doing it out of pity#this is why i rarely reblog art in case you were wondering#good luck as a jew on the antisemitism website and as someone who can't draw on the art website#lukas rants#hila has spoken
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if i start bitchin and whinin and acting like the rot is consuming me for the next like month I Apologize.i've had a gander around the summer job offers in the towns nearby and it's so fucking abysmal. looking at these offers is sucking the life out of me already i feel a headache coming. i must not let the rot consume me but i can tell you it's very, very tempting.
#i love living here i do i do. but it's also true that you're shit out of luck finding a job.#who the fuck asks for 1yr experience for a summer singular campsite waitstaff position paid minimum wage for full hours. you should ki#neigh (blabbers)#the majority of offers are for stuff you enter in and don't leave for 5yrs. and i'm trying to leave in 5 months.#most stuff i'm straight up not qualified for. i'm gonna have to send emails to places that are not hiring and have them take pity on me.
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They'd have never brought it to Valinor, and he wouldn't have interfered anyway, but I often wonder if Aulë could have unmade the Ring.
Like can you imagine your unholy artifact gets destroyed not through some arduous quest, or the indomitable human hobbit spirit, but because some fuckin grey tattle-tale told your old boss and he fixed it cause he's just better than you at the skill you used to make it?
#queue the lemons#lotr#silmarillion#Sauron#Aulë#but also like i wonder if basing the concept on Morgoths corruption would have ruined that idea#like “sorry‚ regular gold and regular magic i can do. but this has my big brother's funk all over it so you're shit out of luck”
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why the fuck are they discontinuing the weverse TV app
#this is why i hate that they mostly sell paid content through digital codes now instead of physical dvds#bc that shit is expensive and some day this website will disappear and then you're shit out of luck#BRING BACK DVDS#DON'T TOUCH MY PAID CONTENT#LEAVE THE APPS ALONE
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honestly as another jew-in-progress i'm also very sad about no jewish related clubs or events being at my community college, but at the same time i definitely don't feel like i'm jewish enough to start one :( i've searched around at other community colleges near me and they also don't have any jewish clubs... do they even exist at non-universities lol
I totally empathize with you on this one. Honestly, I have no real advice since I'm very asocial (I guess some might interpret it as antisocial, but it isn't), but I really do hope you at least find some buddies 🩵🫂
Just know that at the very least, we're in the same boat anon
#ask#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#i think it's mostly because people don't tend to go out of state for a community college#so you're relying on the local populous to enroll in the college#and if you're shit out of luck and live in a place with one jewish family there's going to be no jewish life club#community college is great until you expect it to be as wildly diverse as universities tend to be#my CC is pretty doverse but it is still reflective of the community it resides in#and that community happens to only have a handful of jewish families who are either too old or too young for college#though some of the kids are attending the local uni
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ive started a brainstorming doc for the kaiji koi-koi fic and a large large amount of it is just trying to figure out what works about kaiji and how i can innovate without diverging too much from the tone or themes etc. anyway ive been thinking about how the modifications fkmt makes to the games in kaiji function (i.e. minefield mahjong, restricted rps, one poker, etc), and how they each tie into key traits/feelings of playing to original versions. minefield mahjong centers and intensifies the feeling of waiting on a crucial tile while trying not to leave too much of a trail, one poker leans heavily into the bluffing via raising/calling elements of poker, and rrps sort of flips rps' main issue(?) on its head by removing its arbitrariness (while preserving at first the illusion of arbitrariness), and thus making it like.. something you can win via strategy and not just luck. ANYWAY i think ive figured out the key thread to pull for koi-koi and im very excited about that
#idk if i wanna say it but like. why not who cares#one of the things that interests me the most about koi-koi is how uneven the card hauls can be#halfway through a round your opponent can have 12 carss and you can have 2 and it's just Like that#and for a card hoarding game that can be really tense#finding some way to play with that dynamic is my key to making this engaging i can feel it#my current (first) idea is to create a punishment for having claimed cards that don't form a finished hand#(i.e. having 4 poetry ribbons or having 2 lights and the rain man)#a card hoarding game that punishes greed!! where you have to be so much more careful with what you do#and where laying out a card rather than taking smth unlikely to benefit you is much more often a good idea#but youve gotta balance that with sabotaging your opponents' hands and racking up points etc#and there's just such a big luck component to koi-koi that no matter what you do you're just gonna have to go all in#on some hands anyway#i think it could be really fun is my point and i (more than any prior fic) want to create smth very similar to fkmt's work#like it's a missing arc or something#ah but im not sure if that's enough of a simplification to really feel like a fkmt mod#(the nature of all these modded games is such that theyre reduced to these really intense much more granular steps#so you get all the psychological thrill and mind game shit without irreparably tanking the pacing)#while i don't think kk is nearly as complicated a game as smth like mahjong idk if this would have that same effect#BUT i think it does bc it intensifies those more throwaway moments of kk to a massive degree#i just gotta find a way to make it a little more iconic like op and rrps and mm#ANYWAY. spoilers for a fic thats probably never getting finished. not for like 5 years at least#kaijiposting#im also trying to figure out if/how i wanna make this a battle royale. i think my favorite kaiji setups have that dynamic#and im kinda sad that it's pretty much disappeared since part one#seeing the meta evolve during rrps is so cool and the group psych elements of brave men road is what makes that arc so good#im very excited. maybe it'll suck maybe it'll never get made maybe it's super pedestrian for gambling manga/associated (<- not a genre im#especially involved with) but *i* like it and im happy and thats what matters the most#and although i havent looked into kaiji fic i imagine projects like this aren't that common? bc theyre a Lot of work to plan out#anywy i gotta hype myself up so in 5 yrs i can post it to thunderous silence (nobody cares about koi-koi enough to read 99k words about it)
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Love when an ex tries to call you immature. Motherfucker didnt you try to kill your girlfriend several times
#good luck to the next one genuinely#sorry you're gonna have to figure out the shit hes lying about the hard way man. hope you get out okay
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criteron sets are also prohibitively expensive, like yes you're paying for quality but it's fucked up that i fantasize about one day buying a blu-ray disc in the way one would fantasize about luxury jewelry
#and they're the only company that makes high-quality curated sets so you're shit out of luck if you'd rather shop elsewhere#'(sigh) maybe someday' girl it's dvd! this is bad!#films
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