"DEAD GAY SON"
THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)
Now, you're seeing the word "Dead" for the third time in my adapted songs. Am I obsessed with death? No, JD is, that's why it's there.
I should also say I don't really like how this one came out, but I had to give you something in theme with pride month, even though this song isn't exactly the best (and I'm sorry for that but I would've had to adapt this song eventually and idk how but many people seem to find this song funny on YouTube so here you are). I should specify I could do way better with other songs and that I dislike how this one came out but it's very close to the original meaning (IMO) so here you have it, "Dead Gay Son".
I'm also sorry for keeping the slur, but it was in the original song and adapting songs is (at least for me) keeping them as close as possible to the original meaning while keeping them singable.
Also I fucked up the syllables and rhymes so bad
ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)
(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)
[PAPÀ DI RAM, parlato]
Aspetta solo un minuto, Paul! È parlare in modo ignorante e odioso come fai tu che rende questo un posto che i nostri ragazzi non sopportavano!
(cantato)
Non erano sconci!
Non era una svistina!
Eran due versi solitari
Nella grande canzone divina!
[PAPÀ DI KURT, parlato]
I nostri figli erano finocchi, Bill!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Sì!
Mio figli'è un omosessuale
E di questo non mi vergognerei—
Voglio che il mondo sappia...
Amo il mio morto figlio gay!
(parlato)
Sono stato a pensare. Pregare. Leggere un po' di riviste. Ed è tempo di aprire le nostre menti!
(cantato)
Beh, il buon Dio l'universo ha fatto
Dio ha creato l'umanità
E penso che sia parte del suo piano nella sua immensità
So che Dio ha una ragione
Per ogni oceano ed ogni goccia
E perché ha deciso di lasciar i ragazzi farsi nella doccia!
Non erano sconci—
Non erano animali!
Eran due lacci isolati nei divini stivali!
Non m'è mai'mportato tanto di gay ma ora me ne interesserei
[PAPÀ DI RAM & CONGREGAZIONE]
E ora ho imparato ad amare…
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Amo il mio morto figlio gay!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Ama suo figlio
Ama suo figlio
Il suo morto gay figlio!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Ora, dico che mio figli'è in Paradiso!
E che s'abbronza in piscina
Il cherubino cammina con loro e, Gesù dice ch'è 'na cosa carina!
Non hanno crimini o odio, non ci sono bigottismo o'nsulti -
Solo persone amichevoli vestite come i loro compaesani preferiti!
Non erano sconci—
[CONGREGAZIONE]
No, no!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Si sentivano rimossi!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Whoa!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Nei lunghi capelli di Dio eran due elastici rossi
Prima quando vedevo un gay avrei detto "Gli sparerei"
[PAPÀ DI RAM & CONGREGAZIONE]
Ma ora ho imparato ad amare…
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
E per di più!
Quei due, eran coraggiosissimi!
Quei due, ne erano coscientissimi!
Quelli li avrebbero giudicati, eran disperati d'esser liberi!
Si son comportati da ribelli, nudi quasi ai gioielli!
Paul, non posso credere
Che continui a rifiutar di capire
Quest'è quel che eravam destinat'a fare—
(parlato)
Parlo di me e te!
Nell'estate dell'83!
[PAPÀ DI KURT, parlato]
Quello è stato un viaggio particolare
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Non erano sconci—
No!
E non solo una percossa—
No, no!
Erano dello strass
Sulla divina borsa!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Il nostro lavoro è di fare quel che da tempo pensavo: "Lo farei"!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Perché ora amiamo, amiamo, amiamo
Amiamo i vostri—
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Sono sù là al battito delle ali angeliche a ballar!
[PAPÀ DI KURT]
Un compagno prendono…
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Verso l'un l'altro si tendono—
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Mentre Judy Garland sta a cantar!
[PAPÀ DI RAM]
Vivono una seconda vita spensierata e spericolata!
[PAPÀ DI KURT]
Si dondolan sul cancello incastonato—
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ & CONGREGAZIONE]
E hanno una collana incastonata!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Whoo!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Non erano sconci!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
No!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ & CONGREGAZIONE]
Eran bravi uomini!
E ora son felici cuccioli nella tana dei divini!
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ]
Andate avanti e amatevi ora
Come avrebbe fatto mio figlio
Insegneremo al mond'ad amar...
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Al mond'ad amar...
[TUTTI]
Al mond'ad amar...
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ sovrapponendosi con la congregazione]
Amo il mio morto gay figlio!
Mio figlio! Mio figlio!
[CONGREGAZIONE]
Non tanto male, il tuo morto figlio gay!
Vorrei aver il tuo morto figlio gay!
Grazie, papà, per il tuo...
[ENTRAMBI I PAPÀ & CONGREGAZIONE]
Morto! Figlio! Gay!
So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)
[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
You wait just a minute, Paul! It is this ignorant, hateful way of talking like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not tolerate!
(sung)
They were not dirty(but as in filthy/indecent)!
It (I mean as in their "love" but can't find a way to specify it) wasn't a small oversight!
They were two lonely verses
In the great divine(/heavenly? I don't really know how to translate that but it's as in God's/Heaven's) song!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
Our sons were pansies, Bill!
[RAM'S DAD]
Yes!
My son's a homosexual
And of that I wouldn't be ashamed (for the rhyme)—
I want the world to know...
I love my dead gay(those two got inverted [gay and son])son!
(spoken)
I've remained to think. To pray. To read some magazines. And it's time we opened our minds!
(sung)
Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created humanity
And I believe it's all a part of his plan in its immensity
I know God has a reason
For each ocean and drop
And why he chose to let our boys do each other in the shower!
They were not dirty(/filthy/indecent)—
They were not animals (it fit for the rhyme)!
They were just two stray laces in the divine(/Heaven's/the Lord's) big boots
Well, I never cared for homos much but now I would be interested
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
And now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
I love my dead gay(inverted in this part [son and gay])son!
[CONGREGATION]
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dead gay son!
[RAM'S DAD]
Now, I say my boy's in Heaven!
And he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walks with them, and Jesus says it's cute!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or insults -
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite fellow village Person!
They were not dirty(filthy/indecent)—
[CONGREGATION]
No, no!
[RAM’S DAD]
They felt removed (for the rhyme)!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa!
[RAM’S DAD]
They were two bright red rubberbands in God's long hair
Before(,) when I saw a homo(/gay) I would've said "I'd shoot him"
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
And furthermore!
These boys were very brave!
These boys , they were very conscient of it!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They behaved like rebels, stripped almost to their jewels(/balls/testicles)!
Paul, I can't believe
That you keep on refusing to understand
This is what we were meant to be doing—
(spoken)
I'm talkin’ you and me!
In the summer of '83!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
That was one particular trip
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty(/filthy/indecent)—
No!
And not only a hit (because they were bullies and hit people and that's what they were recognised from? Would that make sense?)—
No, no! (Damn ok thanks for the confirmation)
They were rhinestones
On the divine(/Heaven's/God's) purse!
[BOTH DADS]
Our job is now doing what for long I thought: "I'd do this"!
[CONGREGATION]
'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead—
[RAM’S DAD]
They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!
[KURT’S DAD]
They grab a mate…
[RAM’S DAD]
And lean(more like tend/stretch) toward each other—
[BOTH DADS]
While Judy Garland is singing!
[RAM’S DAD]
They live a second life that's fancy-free and reckless!
[KURT'S DAD]
They swing upon the gates with gemstones set inside them—
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
And wear a necklace with gemstones set inside it!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoo!
[BOTH DADS]
They were not dirty(/filthy/indecent)!
[CONGREGATION]
No!
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
They were good men!
And now they're happy cubs in the Gods' (yup the apostrophe placing is intentional and not a mistake, that's what I mean, I'm hinting at the trinity) den!
[BOTH DADS]
Go forth and love each other now
Like my boy would have done
We'll teach the world to love...
[CONGREGATION]
The world to love...
[ALL]
The world to love...
[BOTH DADS overlapping with congregation]
I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!
[CONGREGATION]
Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your...
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
Dead! Gay! Son!
OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):
[RAM'S DAD, spoken]
You wait just a minute, Paul! It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in!
(sung)
They were not dirty!
They were not wrong!
They were two lonely verses
In the Lord's great song!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
Our boys were pansies, Bill!
[RAM'S DAD]
Yes!
My boy's a homosexual
And that don't scare me none—
I want the world to know...
I love my dead gay son!
(spoken)
I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes!
(sung)
Well, the good Lord made the universe
The Lord created man
And I believe it's all a part of his gigantic plan
I know God has a reason
For each mountain and each flower
And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!
They were not dirty—
They were not fruits!
They were just two stray laces in the Lord's big boots
Well, I never cared for homos much until I reared me one
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
I love my dead gay son!
[CONGREGATION]
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dead gay son!
[RAM'S DAD]
Now, I say my boy's in heaven!
And he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walk with him and him, and Jesus says it's cool!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin' -
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite Village Person!
They were not dirty—
[CONGREGATION]
No, no!
[RAM’S DAD]
They just had flair!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa!
[RAM’S DAD]
They were two bright red ribbons in the Lord's long hair
Well, I used to see a homo and go reachin' for my gun
[RAM’S DAD & CONGREGATION]
But now I've learned to love…
[RAM’S DAD]
And furthermore!
These boys were brave as hell!
These boys , they knew damn well!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants!
Paul, I can't believe that you
Still refuse to get a clue
After all that we been through—
(spoken)
I'm talkin’ you and me!
In the summer of '83!
[KURT'S DAD, spoken]
That was one hell of a fishing trip
[CONGREGATION]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty—
No!
And not perverse—
No, no!
They were just two stray rhinestones
On the Lord's big purse!
[BOTH DADS]
Our job is now continuing the work that they begun!
[CONGREGATION]
'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dead—
[RAM’S DAD]
They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!
[KURT’S DAD]
They grab a mate…
[RAM’S DAD]
And roller skate—
[BOTH DADS]
While Judy Garland sings!
[RAM’S DAD]
They live a playful afterlife that's fancy-free and reckless!
[KURT'S DAD]
They swing upon the pearly gates—
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
And wear a pearly necklace!
[CONGREGATION]
Whoo!
[BOTH DADS]
They were not dirty!
[CONGREGATION]
No!
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
They were good men!
And now they're happy bear cubs in the Lord's big den!
[BOTH DADS]
Go forth and love each other now
Like our boys would have done
We'll teach the world to love...
[CONGREGATION]
The world to love...
[ALL]
The world to love...
[BOTH DADS overlapping with congregation]
I love my dead gay son!
My son! My son!
[CONGREGATION]
Not half bad, your dead gay son!
Wish I had your dead gay son!
Thank you, dad, for your...
[BOTH DADS & CONGREGATION]
Dead! Gay! Son!
THE ONE I NOW COMPARE IT TO (29/5/24)
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Yandere! Werewolf Headcanons
I've been stalked by the guilty feeling that my Romanian Werewolf boy got a lot of backstory but not much romance or interaction. So there you have it: some headcanons featuring the ancient Beast, a post-kidnapping sequel.
Content: female reader, obsessive behavior, monster romance, mild NSFW at the end, ridiculously older yandere
You followed the gargantuan stranger back into the city, leaving the bloodbath behind as if it was just a distant dream. Admittedly, you’d expected to be dragged into some mountainous cave or an abandoned mansion, not the cozy - albeit a little dusty - apartment on a main, historical street. On second thought, he did function as a human outside of his monstrous escapades, so it made sense. “Is this your place?”, you sheepishly asked while he wiped the thick layers of blood off him. “One of them, yes”, he answered curtly. “It’s central”, you remarked, trying to make conversation. “Well, I didn’t know about it back then. It’s been a few decades.”
Your ears perked up at the words. Gazing at his features, he didn’t seem necessarily aged to you. The deep creases contouring his face felt more like a sign that he’s lived sorrows beyond most people’s comprehension. “How old are you?” You finally asked as curiosity replaced your initial fear. He abruptly stopped his movements and leaned back, brows furrowed in deep contemplation. “I’m not so sure anymore. I was born in the 80s”, he concluded. “That’s not too far back, is it?” You inquired, this time more relaxed. “80 BC, I meant. You do the math.”
He freshened himself up as you counted the millennia on your fingers, frowning in confusion. He chuckled at your intense focus, then quickly looked up into the mirror. When was the last time he smiled like this? The reflection was a foreign sight to him. “We’ll get you everything you need tomorrow”, he continued, still in a daze. What a strange idea, having someone to speak to after an eternity. And suddenly, it occurred to him just how rusted his communication had gotten: “I’m so sorry, I haven’t asked for your name once”, he said, embarrassed. “It’s (Y/N). And you are...?" Might as well introduce yourself to your benevolent captor.
The dreaded question. How did they call him back in the day? He hasn't had anyone spell it out for him, nor did he feel the need at any point to say it himself. Why would he? He hadn't anticipated meeting you. With pursed lips, he searched his mind. Eventually, from the depths or memories, from days of yore, it made its way back: "Daos."
Given your first gory encounter (where he quite literally murdered everyone else), you were surprised to find out he's otherwise a calm and polite individual. Well, he's had centuries to mature, you suppose. You've also noticed he has that rather old-fashioned chivalry to him. He's very attentive despite his stoic demeanor, and often follows with acts of service.
"You're insulting me. I can carry this myself with ease", you'll argue. "I never doubted you can. Nonetheless, it is my wish to do it for you."
As the days pass, your reluctance seems to vanish as well. In fact, you've become particularly cheeky, encouraged by his warm, unperturbed behavior. Maybe you haven't gotten the worst deal out there, after all.
"You know, you talk like an old man", you've teased him once. He was visibly taken aback by your statement, and you could discern a faint blush on his face. "Do I? My apologies, I haven't spoken to anyone in a long time. I'm not familiar with modern speech. Have I embarrassed you somehow?"
He spends his free time reading, though he will frequently take you on walks. It's an interesting affair to say the least. You can feel the curious eyes of the passersby and hear their not-so-discreet whispered gossip. You can't truly blame them: Daos is enormous even as a human. He towers above everyone else with his imposing appearance. To match, his voice is deep and coarse as a result of not using it much until recently.
The ancient werewolf is a living history book. If asked, he will narrate to you important events or details you might be curious about regarding his culture. Once, when he'd been in a good mood, he even shared fragments of his life before turning into a creature. He'd been a high-ranked Dacian warrior, spending his days training or fighting. He still remembers the flag he carried with bitter fondness, yet another irony to his fate: a wolf-headed serpent. It was meant to showcase their way of life; barbarians with no fear of death. They'd greeted the Roman Empire with nothing but a sword and a shield, no shred of doubt.
He might've been betrayed by his people, but the pride remains. The pride of a soldier who's never known defeat. You learned quickly that his beastly form doesn't count as a significant change by any means, save for appearances. The man has brute strength even as a human. You'd once strayed from his view, and a stranger approached with a daring whistle, gawking you up and down. Before you could react, Daos clawed him by the throat. You heard the twist of the skin and the creak of the bones giving in to the immense pressure of his large hand.
"It's the second time I have exposed you to such unpleasant sights", he said, discarding the body as if it was any other garbage. "Forgive me, but I will not have you disrespected like this."
He is very much aware he's taken you away from the world out of his own selfish desire. The fact that you accepted it is more than he could ever ask for. That's what he keeps telling himself, even as his eyes wander to your lips whenever you speak. Or as his hand lingers a moment too long against the curve of your back. Or as he hungrily takes in your scent whenever you're nearby.
He might be unhealthily possessive of you, but Daos will never do anything against your will. No matter how obvious his urges are. In fact, no amount of flirting or teasing will shake his resolve. You will have to be very direct with your approval.
Once the reality settles in, he'll become extremely affectionate, bordering on obsessive. To think he could have you in every way possible. Oh, he's waited thousands of years for you. All the suffering, the loneliness, the anger, they're stripped of any meaning now that he has you.
The city strolls at an awkward distance have since become a habitual excuse to hold your hand and show you off to the mortals. The quiet evenings of passing time with a book now include your merely noticeable weight cuddled into his lap. You didn't expect him to be this adoring. Being touch-starved for millennia counts as one reason, naturally, but there's more to it, so much more. And it all leads back to you.
He is a little taken aback when you ask him to do the deed in his werewolf form. "Don't be foolish. I can't overcome my instincts as well when I'm a creature. I could harm you", he'll lecture you. "Besides, you can barely take it as it currently is", he'll add, smirking at your baffled expression. It seems he's picked up on your cheekiness.
After a lot of pleading and waiting for the right moment - when he's ravaging you in a daze - he finally agrees. True to his word, his tune instantly changes. The tender hold turns into a desperate grasp sinking into your skin, and the thrusts become irregular, almost frantic. His drool cools your burning cheeks as you hold onto the coarse fur, feverish and overwhelmed.
His golden eyes rest on the small human squirming underneath him, and suddenly, he can't help but notice: you have the perfect birthing hips.
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OH FUCK YALL THOUGHT I WAS *ARMED GUARD*????
BRUHHHHHHHH
I'm the lowest level licensed security you can hire
I work foot patrol for shit like wet cement, construction sites, malls, libraries, outreach centers, and local events
My job is, essentially, human scarecrow
I am not permitted to carry a gun.
I am not permitted to carry a taser.
I am not permitted to carry pepper spray.
I am not permitted to carry a baton
I am not permitted to carry a knife or any multitool containing a knife
I don't have a plate vest
I'm not permitted to make any physical contact outside of administering first aid or in self defense, which must be made in minimal force required to ensure personal safety
I escort employees to make bank deposits, ask aggressive or violent people to leave, and take notes on safety hazards in patrolled areas
If someone bleeds, throws up, or takes a dump somewhere they shouldn't, it's between me and the custodian to make sure nobody slips in it bay bee
It is none of my business if someone is doing drugs. If they aren't an active danger to themselves or others then they're golden
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
If you're selling drugs in clear view I will ask that you please do that elsewhere, ideally with more discretion. End of interaction
If you are using drugs in clear view I will tell you *exactly* where the property ends so you can smoke your bong 3 feet outside of that line where I can't do shit if someone complains. End of interaction
Site Security is not police. It is not LPO. Someone could point you out as you run off the site and say "I saw him shove a microwave down his pants and walk out" and it would be approximately none of my business.
THINGS THAT ARE MY BUSINESS
Overdose in the bathroom. I will verbally check twice that you are conscious, and if I get no response I will warn that I am coming in to check on you. If I find you on the ground I will again try to speak to you, warn that I am touching your shoulder, and give you a jiggle. If I can't wake you up I roll you into recovery and wait for paramedics.
Threatening or harassing staff. You cannot make passes at the highschooler operating the pretzel stand. You cannot tell the bank teller you'll "track him down eventually". The lady at the nail salon said she didn't want to marry you six times now and now I'm your problem
Abuse, endangerment, or neglect. If you leave your baby on the sidewalk so you can shop by yourself then I will be the jerk who ruins your day. If you hit your kid I will become very much your problem. If you locked your dog in the car with the windows rolled up six hours ago and it isn't getting up when I tap the window I'm gonna be the biggest pain in the ass you'll see all day
Safety hazards. Don't shoot off a bottle rocket in the parking lot. Yes it's very cool and you probably won't hit anything important but there's a pretty big empty lot like six blocks away man, what if you nail a kid or something. If you wanna take your bearded dragon to the food court, keep him in your coat or in a carrier. Climb the telephone pole on Tuesday because thats my day off
Client complaints/concerns. Boss says you've been here living in your car for three days and it's time to move on. You and I know it's been a month but between us if you switch locations every couple days around the lot she won't catch you again till at least May. As long as you don't leave a bunch of trash laying out we're good.
END NOTES
If you have tattoos on your face, throat, or hands and you wanna pull something you gotta be so incredibly discrete, is so incredibly easy for Law Enforcement to track you down you have no idea. I know like 3 guys with face tattoos in town, one of them's been my buddy since highschool and the other 2 were introduced to me like "watch out for a guy with a star on his cheek, his name is Patrick Sturblish, he's 43 years old and I saw him pocket a redbull once".
Always assume someone is operating the cameras live.
The courts are so insanely overwhelmed all the time, if you nab something small and vital like bandages, tampons, underwear, whatever and don't have a long list of priors usually even a cop won't bother trying to charge you. If I can't tell you not to steal for the consequences then at least don't get cocky about it
In my own experience if you walk into a big store and straight up tell someone "I don't want to steal but I need this very badly" then usually someone will find a way to get it to you
If someone tells me you're stealing on camera I will let you know that someone caught you and it's your last chance to put stuff back before they do something
If you pull a weapon on me or someone else while I'm working then I'm required to inform police so please don't do that thank you
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yandere! priest and gn! succubus/incubus guys... omg...
he's a devoted little thing, so passionate to his religion and his god. his mind and heart are pure, never straying from his faith even when the most beautiful of people had thrown themselves at him.
and then you came stumbling right into his life.
you, a sex demon. all skimpy clothes, flirty and giving him bedroom eyes in a church. it was even worse that you had thrown yourself at him on your first meeting, clinging to his arm like some clingy lover.
"hey pretty boy~ wanna show me a good time?"
"the only good time i have is when I'm thinking of my god. do you want to join a sermon?"
maybe it was because he was so holy but he wasn't repulsed by you. flashing you a gentle smile as he allowed you to cling to him. oh, a sinner. how pitiful. it's no matter, if you repent enough and ask for forgiveness, he's sure that even god will accept you. he'll help you find the right path that is god. you've fallen right into his arms after all. it must be fate and perhaps he was meant to help you.
you don't quite share the same sentiment though.
you just wanna fuck that priest. his cute face, sweet little laughter... devil below you want that man. plus you hadn't fed in days... you're practically starving over here!
"come on... just some head? i bet your pretty mouth could be out to better use than some sermons."
"yes, a better use would be when I'm holding your hand and bringing you to the light of salvation."
he's always so calm and composed. all smiles and a calm demeanour that never exposes what he's feeling. even his eyes are smiling, damn. it's a bit scary that you can't accurately tell what he's feeling. the only thing you have is the slightly obsessive and unsettling darkness his eyes seem to contain. nah, can't be anything much. he's just a priest who wants to play hard to get.
it's infuriating, you think.
you continue to hold on a little longer. maybe he'll crack sooner or later? he's just a man after all... and you're a gorgeous thing meant for temptation... he'll give in right? right? you continue pestering him, clinging to his side as you ignore the horrified looks the other clerics and church goers give you as you beg for the monstrous dick you know he's packing.
but he doesn't show any signs of budging and you eventually try leaving because you're so starved that it hurts. like damn! you still need to feed! and if he's not gonna give it to you, you'll just find someone else!
however...
"where do you think you're doing?"
"huh? priesty boy? you following me?"
"yes."
"???"
you're confused as he practically rips you off of the random guy you picked off the street, dragging you back to the church with him. and all while he continued to smile at you like he always has. only this time, this smile harboured some... ill intent.
"oi at least tell me what you're doing-"
"i am going to punish you."
"punish?"
he stops in his tracks, turning to smile at you as hus grip around your wrist tightens painfully. you wince at the force he's using, desperately trying to tug your hand away. what the hell?
the priest doesn't let you. if anything, his grip only tightened even more. what's worse is that he's now punning you to the wall, caging you in as he stares down deep into your soul with his deep and unnerving eyes.
"yes, punish."
he continues to smile at you, simply caging you against the wall before his voice drops.
"it's the job of a priest to guide newcomers to repentance and i intend to do that with you. yet, you've almost committed an act of sin. i cannot allow that to pass, my dear."
what the- what is he doing?!
"you'll understand once I'm done with you. after all, the god above has personally given you to me as a mission and a gift."
he mumbles, leaning into your lips before his smile lowers into a creepy and unsettling smirk. bruh you might be a demon but this guy right here has got to be the devil's spawn or something. what is he yapping about? gift? mission? you just want some dick!
"hey I don't understand-"
"of course you don't. you're confused."
he cuts you off before you can say anything. his face way too close for comfort as you try sinking into the wall. um... you don't think you wanna play anymore...
"it's okay. I'll help you understand. I'll help you understand your true purpose and that is to repent and be born anew."
he pauses, tilting his head before his smile widens unnaturally.
"that way we can actually be together under the eyes of god. you want to copulate, yeah?"
huh? what's sex gotta do with this?
"after you've finally repented, I'll give you what you want. sex is an intimate and special thing between two people in love. don't worry, there'll be plenty of time for you to fall for me."
wait what?!
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