#there is ZERO chance of me doing that.
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okay so the tags on that last post got me feeling those melon collies so i'm just gonna. tagdump in here. slightly sensitive topics? so uh. scroll down (or press J to jump to next post). or read my thoughts like the morning paper. sorry. cheers.
#edit: oh cool the mature content warning doesn't actually hide the tags? that's fucked.#i'll drag these to the top hopefully it'll push some lines back#one last space-filler tag for the road - weird brain thoughts afterwards#i dunno i'm just. i do not have a sense of self. i do not have a sense of identity.#essentially anything i can ascribe to myself is worn in the same vein that it fits close enough.#like clothes picked out after hours of unsuccessful shopping and im just tired and want to go home#am i a writer? sure. i write decently. i have a decent grasp of sentence structure. puts me leagues above plenty of other writing i see.#but then when i actually decide that i should write something i'm just filled with dread.#i can't respond to rp's i enjoy with partners i enjoy. i can't write fics about prompts and premises that i like.#am i a gamer? sure. i got multiple consoles; multiple game sources for each console; a backlog of games ive had to catalog.#but when i try to pick one out to play i just. don't want to. nothing appeals. nothing looks fun. i ask for suggestions and i take none.#anything singleplayer i have to stream or it's not fun. anything multiplayer i have to coordinate with others until we get bored.#what do i *do?* what do i *enjoy?*#i can keep myself occupied if needed but at the end of the day im not fulfilled#am i a programmer? that's the closest thing to enjoyment i've gotten in a long time#but do i actually enjoy the act of programming or do i enjoy the result#where at the end of the day i can show off what i made and get lauded with praise#i get a similar sense of satisfaction when im doing tech support and pull something out my ass and everybody goes “whoa how'd you do that”#the analogy that i've used a lot is how in some games at the start it's fine and fun#you're getting progression you're making progress you're learning and earning#but eventually it just. stops. there's more - not just in theory; it's right there! you can see it! - but it's just. so far away.#you can get there EVENTUALLY but it's just a grind. just a slogfest. there's more to unlock. more to explore. just sign in today. tomorrow.#keep coming back. you'll get there. eventually. it'll take forever.#now if this was an ACTUAL video game people would recommend that you stop and step away. does it spark joy? no? stop playing.#but ah. i can't quite stop playing this one.#and don't worry! i don't plan on putting down the controller! even though i mope and grump and weirdtalk my way down this hill#there is ZERO chance of me doing that.#but i ah. don't have a desire to keep playing.#it's a weird middle state to be in. don't wanna put down the controller. don't want to keep playing. i am just sitting here.#ive been attributing my more frequent thoughts on the matter to the whole roommate situation
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The Left-Handed Winter Soldier Myth
A theory has been circulating for years that the Winter Soldier is left-handed (or at least heavily favors his left hand and uses it at every opportunity) while Bucky is exclusively right-handed. I’ve tried to ignore it in the past, but it’s come back with a vengeance in the wake of the Thunderbolts trailer and I can no longer sit idly by and let this misinformation continue to spread unchallenged. Not when it's now being used as “evidence” that the Bucky we see in Thunderbolts is not actually Bucky but the Winter Soldier.
Luckily, this myth is easy to disprove.
Turns out there’s tons of examples of the Winter Soldier favoring his right hand (these are just a few I could grab that clearly showed his hands and weren't too blurry). I actually noticed while gathering these screenshots that the soldier rarely fires a gun and basically never uses a knife with his left hand, even when it might make more sense for him to do so as the metal arm is theoretically stronger and faster. Unsurprisingly, Bucky being right-handed means the Winter Soldier is too.
But just to be thorough, here are few counterexamples of Bucky using his metal arm when he’s definitely not the Winter Soldier. One of which even includes him killing people with a gun, something I've seen some Bucky fans also claim he never did in TFATWS and try to use as further proof that he’s the Winter Soldier in Thunderbolts, because their Buckybear is a sweet innocent baby who doesn't carry weapons and wouldn’t harm a fly.
I know I'm constantly beating this drum to the point that it's probably getting annoying, but it’s really easy to manipulate "data" to “prove” whatever you want. Just because something seems like it could be credible at first glance doesn’t mean it is. Please double-check other people's claims before you use them to inform your own opinions.
#thanks for coming to my ted talk#bucky barnes#winter soldier#catws#tfatws#thunderbolts#marvel#marveledit#marvel meta#my meta#[insert ‘you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?’ meme]#this is not me dissing anyone who enjoys this theory btw!#I just want everyone to have the Facts#and make informed decisions#I’m also not saying there’s zero chance something fishy could be going on with bucky in tbolts#just that him using his left hand is not the evidence it might seem to be#sorry to be a killjoy
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decided to put them both in one post actually. end avatar jimmy and vast avatar tango. i know jimmy just looks like a regular if particularly miserable guy but i do have ideas for his ‘powers’ and such. trust
#bird and a storm au#chances of me doing anything with these ideas are close to zero but they are there#artwork#tangotek#tangotek fanart#solidaritygaming#solidaritygaming fanart#rancher duo#team rancher
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So uuuuuuh. Im alive lmao its just real life hit me hard (aunt duties and doing my stage rn) so have some dumb text memes ig feat some silverv and kerry x v ones Last one is a spoiler but does that count when a year have passed since PL release?? Also yeah happy late anniversary Phantom Liberty thanks for destroying my poor heart once again lmao
#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk meme#yeah im graduating uni this year so chances y'all see me again posting are low but never zero#now im sorry but im an old lady so i gotta do this tag bombin#johnny silverhand#kerry eurodyne#jackie welles#misty olszewski#judy alvarez#cyberpunk v#goro takemura
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i may not be able to fix him, but good god could i fuck him
#please#just one chance#bi han#bi han sub zero#sub zero#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1 2023#lin kuei#bi han i would do anything#just a second of your time#i can cook#i can clean#(or he could fuck me)
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This is for my genderfluid and out of the binary pals ! What could be a nicer deal than getting all genders into one ?! For just the price of one little joke, get yourself an all gendered friend !
Meme below ↓
Out of a funny conversation with my friend @kokoiep
You can add anything in the circle btw ! Not just your or your friend's pfp for a funny meme
I also have a blank version for your own one of a kind Howdy sales deal ! :]
Have fun !
I think this is the closest to canon I ever drawn Howdy
I really tried 🥺
#welcome home#welcomehome#welcome home art#fanart#meme#just a silly meme for ya#tag me if you use it !#i want to see what yall will do with it :]#showing my masterpiece to the world /j#howdy pillar#howdy welcome home#welcome home howdy#welcome home meme#welcome home project#welcome home puppetshow#it would be really funny to hear howdy actually say this but I don't think Synth will ever see that silly thing I made#i mean the chance are low#but never zero#would be quite the heart attack tho 😭#anyway enjoy the meme#i wonder if I should do others like that#ariki is rambling in tags again
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i really like how chapter 23 is titled in Japanese. in English, it's simply "Stargazing with A Free Spirit" but in Japanese, it's called "満天を頂に叶えるは空の願い".
i'm struggling to translate and word it beautifully in English but it's roughly around the line of: What Grants [You] a Sky [Full of Stars] at the Summit was A Wish Upon the Sky or Wish Upon the Sky Blessing You with A Sky [Full of Stars] at the Summit
(i know it's kind of a mouthful / repetitive 😅 sorry, i still have a lot to learn)
why i like it? because of how they made it into a wordplay of Towa's name. Towa's given name is written as 叶空 in Japanese and as you can see here, it's incorporated in the title. i just think it's neat! especially when it's a chapter focusing on him. c:
funfact: Towa's name is written as 叶空 (叶 = to grant / fulfill, 空 = sky) but "towa" is also another way to read the word 永遠 (eternity / everlasting / forever, etc)!
#tokyo debunker#towa otonashi#tokyo debunker spoilers#obscuary spoilers#not exactly but i'll tag anything that came out of obscuary chapters as that just to be safe as it's still fresh#Towa's last name is Otonashi (音無) which means soundless / no sound. didn't put it in the main post bc it's kinda unrelated#but if anyone's curious!#ANYWAY#Towa is still an enigma to me#what's his real deal? like there is non-zero chance that he's a non-human too (what do you mean his bloodtype is Unknown???)#[Detective Reaching Mode activated]#the fact that Towa appeared again during the arc where non-human ghouls are the main characters#and even has chapters focusing on him#there's also Taiga (whose humanity i also doubt) popping out of nowhere#the fact that Towa & Ed seemed to have a history...#well my wildest guess is that Towa is somekind of a deity / 神様 (or at least part of / related to it)#his ability to affect the weather seems too OP even for a ghoul. it's probably not even his stigma....
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he won't say it (he's in love) 🤭
#kaiju no. 8#disney hercules au#kn8 hoshina#hoshina is meg i am accepting zero critiques#he hates big kaiju bc there's a greater chance of him becoming a damsel in distress lol#i'm not saying someone should do it but ehhh 'going the distance' has potential for a certain man who's name starts with kafka lol#zero to hero too lmao#again not saying someone -should- but yknow if they did they should post and tag me lolol#soshiro hoshina#kn8
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On one side of me is an elderly couple I never see, and to the other side down the road is a little 4-spot apartment complex we call The 4plex. It's very small- I've only been in one of them, but it was basically a 1-bedroom apartment. I have only met a couple of the tenants, ever, since I mind my own business and they mind theirs. A long while back, there was a couple there that used to have screaming matches in the middle of the night (11pm-1am usually). They disappeared shortly after I stormed the castle at 4am because someone was blasting her horn trying to get the tenant to come fight her. at 4am on a workday.
I have also never met the person who actually owns the 4plex. Today I heard a bunch of commotion over there, construction sounds or at least lots of sawing, and big machinery, so I took Bug out to go see what we could see. We found a bunch of trucks trimming and cutting down trees. Not bad, the pines over there cause me problems if a bird gets out. So I turn and go to get the mail before heading back in.
I'm about halfway across my property when I hear someone calling me. not by name, so I turn to see Some Guy bolting across my orchard to catch up to me. I stop, and he comes up slower and introduces himself as the owner of the 4plex, and explains that he's cleaning up the property, the trees and removing the old sheds no one uses, and getting ready to sell it. I introduced myself, and as if we are in a grocery store checkout line, he begins to tell me a bunch of information while I nod along, and when I notice Bug is under his feet, I ask him to hold still, and point her out. He had not noticed her at all.
I scooped her up and introduced her, and let him hold her. He took a few pictures and I said, she's a baby peacock. That's when something clicked and he went from kind of tired and polite to excited and happy. He took more pictures. I offered to let him come see the other birds, so he came back and pet Stan, and fed Indie some peanuts out of his hand. I gave him the peafowl eggs I found in the pens we visited, and a dozen quail eggs from the quail, and sent him on his way, assuming I would likely never see him again.
just now I was out in Indie's pen, lying in the grass with Bug, watching the puffy white clouds inch across the clear blue sky, and listening to a little finch sing his heart out on a mulberry branch above me. Indie was preening nearby. Absolute peace.
Someone starts shouting my name from my driveway. It's Some Guy 4plex owner. He has returned. I call that I'm out in the pens, without getting up at all. He comes out and he's got a bag with him and he tells me I had got him an eggcellent breakfast, and really made his day (his week, his month), so he'd brought me a steak for dinner, and some corn. He sets down the bag and crouches to say hello to Bug again, and then tells me he showed his pictures to his sister in Texas and she didn't know what baby peafowl look like, either. Then said he's off to pay the tree removal folks, and disappeared again.
This is like the third interaction with neighbors I've had this month, after not talking to them for 10 years. I don't know what is going on.
#stories about ked's life#there's zero chance I cook this steak without Bug throwing a fit#also it's a NICE steak too from our local butcher#I assume the corn is too#it was very sweet of him to come back#he told me several times that I lead a strange life out here#and on the one hand I feel you buddy#and on the other you do not know the half of it
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tagging @nellslions @gabriestat @creaturecannibal @lovelaceisntdead @elcctra @nsewell @whiterthanafishsthroat @brigittefitzgerald @andreacantillos @shirleyjacksons @magicoleanders @thefinalpaperheart @elizabugz @c-dollanganger @lightsinthemist @persephonesque @prairietrashdotcom @goticoamericano @waitingroomphoebebridgers @seawilde @marywshelleys @cryptidlark @childofchryses if you haven't already done this, and anyone who wants to ♡
#sorry for doing it after a month or sth i hadn't seen i had been tagged!#honourable mentions (aka i would have put them there but it says only 10): elizabeth richmond (her lizzy and betsy versions specifically)#amanda (thouroughbreds)#ginger and brigitte fitzgerald (ginger snaps)#and eventually cersei. sorry but her repressed lesbianism gender issues paranoia drinking problem impulsiveness hatefulness and the fact#that she has zero (0) friends have enraptured me#i love evil outcast women sm <3#also just realized most of them have a let's call it very strained relationships with their mothers#+ are not beating the incest allegations#and yes lestat is claudia's mother obv#also of course shauna shipman!!!#but these in the poll are the top. 14. sorry couldn't choose only 10 it's like making a mother choose between her children#no actually turns out i saw that i was tagged?? so chances are i was either drunk or was sober and forgot anyway
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together in every universe. or something
#bojan cvjetićanin#kris guštin#joker out#im neglecting schoolwork to draw this but that seems like the norm at this point#hoping if i get it all out of my system now i'll be normal during exam szn (in like. a week 😨)#<<sorry if i keep talking about school btw (semi age reveal ahead) gcses are fucking killing me uuaghhgshhahhhaj#i actually quite like this since i started drawing on a whim this afternoon and its only ten now#i dont even mind the lineart (DONT LOOK AT BOJANS HAND OR ILL JUMP OUT A WINDOW)#only a one storey one tho 💗💗💗 can't die without seeing bokris irl <<pipe dream as im too embarrassed to go to a concert#NO because bumping into jo in london would be my worst fucking nightmare 😭😭😭#what do i even fucking say 'hey are you jan from jo--' NO id combust on the spot#and what if im bothering them uknow 😭😭 idk but i used to live in an asian city where none of my idols from the west would ever visit#(except safiya love you safiya) so keeping the real life person and fictiinalized versions apart in my brain and/or at arms length was easy#but now that i live in the uk and the chances of seeing them irl are non-zero? and presented with the chance to#actively seek them out and you know go to a concert#im just too scared and awkward to do it#maybe i'll bully my friend into going with me#i feel safer revealing age more in the fucking depths of these tags but another thing that makes me feel awkward about going is age#like ik lots of jo fans are younger than me and there's no shame at all in bringing your parents i just feel so embarrassed?? to???#like i'd rather go with my friends#but that would require at least us riding the train alone and i am a small east asian girl who never looks up from the floor ever#sooooo#not happening any time soon#maybe next yr?? but probably not#unless i suddenly get a lot more independant and cool#i doubt anyone's read this much of my tags but if you have 😭😭 hope you like the art i guess#at the time of me writing i want to draw more but i'll see#(you will know since it will have been posted)#a tag previously used to say 'queueing to post at school' this is false as i am now in fact nauseous at home#my art
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i thought this last night but fell asleep before i posted it but um....where's the ambrosia and nectar??? like they couldn't have just popped some of that shit into percy's mouth while he was dealing with the poison??? but like they ALSO cut the part where percy has it in the infirmary when he first gets to camp so are they just not using it ever???
#just CURIOUS#some of the shit they do makes zero sense#you mean to tell me annabeth chase left for a quest and didn't bring ambrosia and nectar no sir not a chance#pjo tv
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Some villian stsg headcanons:
So I haven’t seen more ppl talk about this but what if Geto convinced Gojo to join his cause… BUT it’s not like Gojo and Geto go on a rampage together. Oh no no no no, Geto asks Gojo to stay back at Jujutsu High and let him do the dirty work. Gojo’s job is more like infiltration, he has to clear records of Geto’s murders and whereabouts, provide the higher ups with false information and keep getting money from his own clan to fund Geto’s cult. Gojo works as a jujutsu sorcerer but gives Geto information about his missions and lets Geto consume the Special Grade curses he is assigned to exorcise. So they basically an unhinged couple where one is running a cult and going on a murder spree while the other one is doing the insider job and covering up for the other.
#geto suguru#satoru gojo#I have always seen them murder together#but I think if Geto is able to manipulate gojo to do the insider job for him#that would have been generational#like max productivity and zero chance of failures#also jujutsu world living a false delulu of thinking gojo satoru is on their side is hilarious to me#satosugu#sugusato#suguru geto#gojo satoru#gego#jjk headcanons#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#murder boyfriends
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LOOK all im saying is if by some fucking miracle dread weight and the cinderellas castle digital ticket drops on the exact same day, i will exclusively combust because what the actual fuck.
#im gonna drive myself insane transcribing the entirety of dread weight#how long did cooking companions take me again?#every route every ending every path of ng+/nightmare mode?#fucking. god. like 2/3 months???#yeah dread weight is gonna hold me hostage#and then we have cinderellas castle#my beautiful gorgeous cinderellas castle#to which we#being the discord server i am in#are doing a readthrough of that as soon as its out#and bcs im the one who types 100wpm per average#im the self appointed transcriber#am i excited?#absofuckinglutely#but there is a low chance both dread weight and cinderellas castle will drop on the exact same day#last time i said that it was 'the chances of jeff blim singing rogues are we at sk innit is low but not zero' and then he did it so#starkid#cinderellas castle#dread weight#cooking companions#deer dream studios#also the fact i casually have the cooking companions script up on my laptop for personal references#literally why did i get possessed to do that#that is a different level of autism.
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in my mind, everyone in sumeru has a little crush on kaveh
#my special little babygirl <3#all kaveh has to do is say the word and people will lay down their lives for him#i like to imagine he gets compared to the gods bc of his beauty. thats just me tho#also that everyone knows they stand zero chance with him because alhaitham flaunts there relationship off just to brag.#genshin kaveh#kaveh#bones screams into the void
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Holding onto those hinges with my fingernails girlies.
#had to fly through Houston todayyyyyyy#sat in an airplane through a tornado warned storm#got home to find out that the main service line to my house had shorted somewhere underground and must be replaced#there is a non zero chance this has resulted in my six month old fifteen thousand do#llar new 5 ton AC becoming a brick#I am begging the universe to leave me alone
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