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"The boy looked slyly somewhere to the side and asked:
'And where are you, ma'am?'
'I'm nowhere,' answered Margarita, 'I'm your dream.'
'I thought so,' said the boy.
'Lie down now,' Margarita ordered, 'put your hand under your cheek, and I'll go on being your dream.'"
Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita
#mikhail bulgakov#The Master and Margarita#this is like... the most Russian book I've ever read#it wasn't bad but it sure was something#definitely one of those ones if you don't like the Russian literary canon you're really going to hate this#even though it is very different#it's like.... the Russian version of If On a Winter's Night a Traveller#it's So Much#I'm glad I finally read it though#and if you've ever read any commentary on it at all you'll notice that everybody's like 'how did this get past the censors'#and like... How DID this get past the censors damn#eventually they caught it but still#anyways hi it's my thesis kind of#D#D and A
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off
#d#rihanna sticks and stones can break my bones but fictional people’s thoughts about whips and chains excite me
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#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#poolverine#deadclaws#the 207th bone#it’s poking#like#:D#procreate#digitalart#my art
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— (insp)
#i apologise in advance if this has been done before#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#poolverine#deadclaw#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#wade wilson#logan howlett#filmedit#movieedit#marveledit#mcuedit#d&w
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I could NOT get this out of my head for the life of me
#Gravity falls#Gravity falls bill#bill cipher#gravity falls ford#ford pines#Billy is so silly#Billford#DEFINITELY not the first one to draw this but I h a d to JDHGDH
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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#good omens#neil gaiman#funny#btb#terry pratchett#mystery how terry and neil wrote good omens solved :D
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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash
It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds
In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast
(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)
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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected
#atlas entry#you're all so stupid g-d bless#“I'm not voting for Trump OR Biden! They both suck!” okay well one of them is gonna be our future president no matter what#like get you think things can't get any worse under Trump than they already are. You're wrong and stupid but I get it#might as well vote against the guy who has Nazis sieg heiling at his rallies
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never lose hope
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im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear
#missing piece of the circle: I resist the urge to hug my brother cause ill start crying all over him and he’ll think I’ve finally snapped#this is mostly about the asl brothers but also a lot of other characters too#hold on lemme tag 1 million characters rq#asl brothers#monkey d luffy#sabo#portgas d ace#akutagawa ryuunosuke#akutagawa gin#ragbros#kaeya alberich#diluc ragnvindr#jason todd#batfam#dabi#touya todoroki#laios touden#falin touden#apollo justice#nahyuta sahdmadhi#wittebros#phantomhive twins#donquixote brothers#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#lumine#aether#vinsmoke siblings#tsukasa yugi#amane yugi
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Jealous types.
#metalhiro arts#one piece#one piece fanart#one piece fancomic#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#blackleg sanji#zoro#roronoa zoro#nico robin#devil child nico robin#nami#op nami#cat burglar nami#monkey d luffy#luffy#jinbe#jinbei#first son of the sea jinbe
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God told me to draw this
#my art#drawing#one piece#fanart#one piece fanart#art#monkey d luffy#vinsmoke sanji#cat burglar nami#roronoa zoro#usopp#strawhat crew#i'm sorry this is really awful#a really bad choice#i'm very unfunny guys i know#op fanart#strawhats#mugiwaras#east blue crew#east blue polycule
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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.
Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old
Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will
Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#pjo tv show#the last olympian#percy jackson fandom#Chiron#mr d pjo#percy jackson spoilers
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