#you’re insanely pretty

[corey-writes-stuff]

Wrong blog give me a break I just woke up

Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

ahahahahahaha what the fuck!!!!!??????

[echothealien]

IM GOING BONKERS

[chassisfucker]

rotating mark in my mind. said he prefers to be chasing instead of out in front, prefers to have his back against the wall, be put on the defensive instead of ever having the chance to go on the offensive…. he was the losing dog we were betting on all along. martyr complex goes crazy but i think he literally doesn’t know any other way to be

[hijinxinprogress]

Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies

[hey-its-sybarite]

They are BLACK FOLK in EASTERN EUROPE. It is in RUINS. Everyone is SUSPICIOUS. They are sleeping in the MUDBANKS of BATTLEFIELDS. They are dressed in TATTERS and hauling their stuff in literal SACKS.

And characters still can’t let it pass unremarked that Louis de Pointe du Lac is uncommonly good looking. Just the prettiest sad boy they ever did see. This is the truest thing to canon btw: everyone is forever enchanted by Louis and his mantle of grief.

I mean, look at him. 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 IF YOU’RE COLD HE’S COLD. TAKE HIM INSIDE WITH YOU!

[a-swiss-and-a-spaniard]

I'm definitely not immune to this man (x)

[seabeck]

Pls stop suggesting goats for dealing with a few pesky blackberry plants my god.

[murdleandmarot]

@margo-mania ya boy razzle, and a special guest….

(Dude you ate when you created razzle’s backstory, actually insane, 10/10 in terms of themes and motifs and implications, so so good)

[blackberry-jam]

That post about cannibalism becoming too mainstream and destigmatized by certain sections of the internet and therefore losing its weight and horror and visceral nature just has me thinking about how HABIT ate a baby and everyone was like oh lmao he’s just an edgy cool guy!!!! He’s just like me fr!! Haha!!! Which. I think not enough people are freaked out by the fact that he forced Evan to eat his own child raw and possibly alive. He mentions “the bones” and implies that it took awhile. Like that wasn’t Hannibal-style Brioche With Baby Pâté and Shredded Zucchini in a Plum Vinaigrette, he just opened Evan’s mouth and bit down until the job was done, and I think that says a lot more about Habit than people want to examine. Idk it just. has me thinking. The number of times hurting children comes up in entries and supplementary materials about HABIT is kind of overwhelming, really. I’ve seen people talk about how they think he’d draw the line at hurting children, but the source material goes out of its way to state otherwise- just about every time he’s in contact with children they die. Or worse. He’s the summation of the worst of humanity, the combined aggregate of all of our flaws and crimes, and one of those crimes is cannibalism, so honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he made a habit (ha) of it.

[karinasbaby]

I needed someone to share this with, but I found this picture of Jake and idk how to act bc it's giving dark and possessive behavior 🙈

oh. my. god. u came into the right inbox because this is PEAK vampire jake and vampy jake literally gets me weak in the knees so 🫠🫠

[sunnibits]

forgot to post these doodles I did a few days ago (in which I tried to draw my dogs except I really have no idea how to draw dogs)

skrunkly and blorbo ^^^

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

thinking about the niblings convincing the stan twins to play minecraft with them

ford: (walking into a nether portal per mabel’s request and ending up in literal hell) huh this seems familiar

[hey-its-sybarite]

Every single vampire upon encountering Louis de Pointe du Lac:

[rintoki]

tw // sounding , bladder ? kink idk

six.... it's getting bad for me.... I want to tie up welt and shove a silicone (?) sounding rod so deep into him that it reaches into his bladder. want him to really FEEL how deep I'm trying to get inside, like reaching into the deepest most shameful part of his soul and getting in touch with it.....

hahaa I'm fine *visibily shaking* I feel so normal rn

MHMMHMHMMH

even better if the sounding rod vibrates too, pressing it in deep and nudging it against his bladder. the faint buzzing was the only other sound apart from welt’s heavy breaths—in and out, in and out. his cock feels so full, the urge to piss getting stronger as you continue to stimulate his bladder.

it’s so deep he wonders how you managed to get it in, or rather how he’s able to take it so far in. but just looking at vibrating rod buried in his cock proved to be too much as a surge of pleasure rippled through his body at the erotic image.

“p—please,” he’d choke out, not even knowing what he’s pleading for, but the familiar urge was getting stronger, and the last thing he wants is to wet himself in front of you right now. unfortunately for him, that was your goal from the beginning.

you continued to prod the rod in even deeper, pressing harder against his bladder as welt jolts at the sudden pressure, yelping and his hand instinctively flew out to still yours.

“wait, i— i need to use the bathroom,” he’d mumble out, hoping you’d spare him the embarrassment.

“i know.” your eyes bored into his, a little unfocused seeing how close you were to your goal. you pressed a hand to his navel, watching welt squeeze his eyes shut, flinching as his bladder ached in response. he needed to go now.

“just let go,” you whispered, nudging the rod again, gentler this time seeing how even the tiniest movement made the man beneath you tremble.

welt couldn’t even process the idea that you had planned this all along, his mind too consumed in conflict between his natural urges and the embarrassment of pissing himself at this age. but that final nudge, your warm hand over his navel, finally pushed him over.

[gothsuguru]

this writing slump is whooping me… am on the ground rn