#hi pretty boy

[princemick]

[ALEX] media day. singapore grand prix 2024

[alix-unfiltered]

The beginning of a little story on my mind…

I was skeptical when the king asked me to train his son. A pretty boy prince was never going to be a match for me. I wasn’t wrong, of course. Even after hours of footwork practice, the moment a training sword came towards him, he tripped all over his feet.

But as I look at the boy, panting, on the floor with a blade pressed to his neck, I can’t help but be glad it was me doing the training.

Sweat drips down his temple, face flushed, eyes wide, mouth parted. I watch his eyes travel down the length of my body. It occurs to me that we are alone in the training hall. The king didn’t want the whole army knowing his son’s weaknesses. My cock twitches in my trousers at the sight of him, so vulnerable in front of me, and his eyes focus on the slight movement.

I press the blade further into his neck. This one won’t make him bleed, but we’ll work our way up to real swords. The boy in front of me gasps and a small moan falls out of his mouth.

“Well aren’t you the prettiest thing?”

A higher pitched whine slips out this time. I trail the blade downwards, pulling at the top ties on his shirt.

“Do you like being on the floor for me, my liege?”

He nods furiously, but I click my tongue at him.

“I expect answers, my lord. Where have all those etiquette lessons gone?”

“My apologies, ma’am! Yes, I like being on the floor for you, ma’am.”

“Such a good little prince, aren’t you?”

“Yes ma’am!” The whine in his voice was more intense.

[poly-smosh-vibes]

[bluezombiefox]

yap yap yap <3

sometimes when i wake up i like to pretend i’m little again and i’m waking up to the sound of coffee brewing and the smell of our old house. sometimes people have specific smells that i associate with feelings, like the feeling of sun on your back, or the coolness of water on hot skin. and when i met you, i knew i would find you everywhere. passing by a bakery on my street or the fresh winter snow on the ground in the morning. the sweetness of tea and the little rabbit that runs away as i walk past it. the silence of car rides, the old crayola markers my sister keeps. everything and anything reminds me of you and i keep a corner in the back of my mind for all these little things so when i have a spare second between thoughts, you float back in and i catch myself smiling to myself, and i laugh and say “oh my, what a lovesick teenager i am”. i hope that someday i think back on this time and instead of grieving, i admire the nostalgic feeling of it and keep that feeling forever. i don’t know what love is supposed to feel like, but if this isn’t it then i don’t know what is.

[tigers1o1]

FIANCE???????????? SIUNCE WHEN HAVE YOUB BEEN ENGAGED HELLOOOOOO

LMFAO yeah i wasnt going to make an official announcement bc idk. That just didnt really feel like a tumblr thing and we’re going to wait a few years to have the actual ceremony lol but those gives me an excuse to yap about my boy, and i will always take that opportunity >:3

This is my favorite boy :3 His name is Indy and i met him here on tumblr at first, spent a lot of time in discord calls, and then met in portland for an anime convention :D

A couple months later he was planning on moving to Portland from his home state and i ended up convincing him to move here instead. We’re going to be moving to portland together in a few months when our lease is up here and in like. 3-6 years time we’ll get married!

But yeah :> it’ll be our one year anniversary in 4 days and i literally could not imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone else :3

[starpiastri]

sebastianvettel on instagram!

[angelalxx]

Giles is really pretty

AND HUGE

[badger-bear]

[brasiliangp]

felipedrugovich: Good day driving fast cars around Silverstone 🤩

[wtfuckevenknows]

My greeting? Being yelled at 😂

[quietintellectualginger]

(explicit)

being called a good boy when not doing/talking about anything sexual is just like, a vibe idk

like okay yay I’m your good boy bc I opened to oven so we can bake cookies

but also wtf I’m lowkey turned on now please fuck me-

[tigers1o1]

Unironically one of my favorite things ever is when I’m sitting in vc with my boyfriend and he decides to play rdr2 and without a word, turns on stream so i can watch too. He doesnt even ask if i wanna watch (he doesnt need to, because the answer will always be “if course”), he just turns on stream so i can. So i just sit and i watch my boyfriend play rdr2 and its the happiest moment ever because here i am, spending time with the love of my life, even if we’re hundreds of miles away, and we’re just doing something so mundane as playing a video game and watching.

Its everything to me

[tigers1o1]

Fun fact: shrimp are canonically transgender

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[chloesimaginationthings]

Poppy playtime Catnap just wanna have fun too

[mysterycitrus]

Why he so pretty tho. With those pretty eyes and my goodness why??????????????

remember to put on protective eyewear when looking directly at the sun