#you’re a serial killer

[itsdeathofabachelor]

There’s been a bunch of scenes so far where Dexter is given a pep talk about how he’s a good man/good BPA analyst/would make a good father/etc but like everyone is missing the fact he’s a fucking serial mass murderer. Like Dexter’s looking up at the ceiling like ‘yeah maybe they’re right I am good’ like no no Dexter they don’t know you’re a serial killer. No little guy they’re making a judgement without the full context trust me do NOT have that kid please don’t listen to Debra

[pensivegladiola]

You can’t be too good at your job: FALSE.

Richard Mansfield’s 1880s onstage portrayal of Dr. Jekyll’s transformation into Mr. Hyde was so good that people accused him of being Jack the Ripper and even wrote letters to the London police encouraging his arrest.

[theineffableoystercatcher]

[mmelolabelle]

Not only, ladies and gentlemen, do I stand on the fact - nay, the truth - that both Armand and Louis want to fuck that old man; but I suggest that Lestat de Lioncourt is also perfectly amenable to fucking that old man - if only because Armand and Louis are both doing it and like fucking hell is Lestat getting left out, thank you very much.

[leonardalphachurch]

temple is an unreliable narrator and is more at fault for biff’s death than he lets on/remembers: juicy. delicious. tragic. what’s the truth? does anyone even remember? how much blame falls on carolina? how much on temple? how much on biff? everyone has a different version of events and they’re all conflicting and no one knows what really happened except that biff ended up dead and temple can never, ever let that go.

temple is an unreliable narrator and is completely at fault for biff’s death and carolina had nothing to do with it: okay well you’ve made it even more boring than canon

[disappointeddyke]

Second bouncer shift tomorrow night no one better be mean to me again or I will cry when I get home

[yellowsubiesdance]

i think i’ve learned a lot when it comes to not applying my own values to the media i consume

for my script analysis class yesterday, we discussed two gentleman from verona, and nearly every classmate of mine was up in arms about how sexist the story is.

and i'm not saying it's not, or that it's not infuriating to read. but i'm also not putting my energy into getting upset about something written 500 or so years ago. and i'm not about to put my own beliefs onto these characters that are not me. i'm going to let their choices speak for themselves, and interpret it in the context of the story.

all that said, this now brings me to the point of alastor in episode 5, and how viscerally people are responding to it. those of you up in arms about the choices he’s making, and the violent threat he gave husk, you’re missing the entire point of his character, of this place they’re in, of the story being told. he’s an overlord, and he became an overlord by killing much bigger overlords and broadcasting their deaths over the radio.

HE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON.

if you started this show with the belief that every character working the hotel is a good person, you’re in the wrong place. watch the good place if you’re looking for a good wholesome story about getting dead sinners into heaven, because that’s not what this show is about.

you’re more than welcome to hate him after seeing the way he exerted power over a being whose soul he owns, but you’re doing the media you’re watching a disservice by writing it off so quickly. if you don’t like to be uncomfortable watching media, watch something else. this is an uncomfortable show, it handles uncomfortable topics, and it’s going to be an uncomfortable ride, and if you’re not up for something like that, then you should take a break from it and pick up something else. you don’t have to get online and defend your own ideals while you watch a show that goes against your ideals.

[lokiwaffles]

Vincent doodles!

I’ve played the game 3 times over now now…it’s a short game but i have a short attention span when it comes to video games. I’m a really good waiter now.

Super tired for no reason…have no idea why. Need to art more.

[cruel-hiraeth]

we all have that one toxic self ship that our friends side-eye and grumble about—especially when we pull up to events with them as our plus one because they bring out the worst in us and we are truly insufferable to be around. but alas we can’t always pick winners!

[broadwayinabox]

A cautionary tale

[mental7anguish]

The zoomni brainrot is getting to me, blacked out and made a fanchild

Can’t believe that after almost two years this is the first thing I post on tumblr haha

As you can see there’s also one I made for ragatha and pomni, but he’s not important right now

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay essential now that u imagine with me. preteen millie, all awkward and acne-riddled, this socially stunted girl-thing that bobby has no idea what to do with whenever she’s left with him, the few times she’s left with him. (because sam and dean are “easy” because “boys are easy” but girls are supposed to be different. (bobby voice) boys play ball and girls like dolls, right?)

(not that millie would mind or even really notice if he just sort of left her to her own devices. she’s about as independent as a twelve year old can be. most of the other people john leaves her with have just sort of ignored her beyond the basics of making sure she’s fed and sleeping when she should.)

but one day, bobby drops a hat on her head and tells her to get bundled up, they’re going out. she already knows how to use a gun. there’s a little he doesn’t have to teach her, but a hell of a lot more he does, because monster hunting and hunting hunting are two different sports.

she likes this. a lot. she likes it more when bobby says her brothers are too squeamish for it. that dean doesn’t like how animals panic and flail when they don’t die quick enough, that sam didn’t want any part of it after the first time he tried and couldn’t get the glassy eyes of his kills out of his head. and at the end of the day, she’s got a turkey half as big as she is and she wants to know how to eat it.

[strscrossed]

okay besties who should be mikasa’s regulars out of this list of guys in the serial killer au?

- jean

- reiner

- colt

- connie

- porco

- take your pick

I’m an indecisive bitch and tbh this is for part two and yes you can pick more than one ❤️

[uselessnocturnal]

okok but you see it’s not about the cannibalism. it’s about the YEARNING

[mummer]

whats fun about barry as a protagonist vs other Morally Complicated Guy Shows is that he seriously has no ambition lol, his wildest dreams arent like becoming super rich or relishing in holding power over people, like all he wants is simple happiness, maybe career success, normal life stuff, his wildest dreams are like…. being able to have a wedding. having a kid or two. and theres something reasonable about that, it makes him relatable for a while until the show is very clearly like No dude, that is a fucking serial killer, you should not gaf! and you’re like oh right lol. it’s crazy to make such a simple desire seem so malicious but still human

[fairydustfromhell]

So I'm rewatching season 9 episode 4 of Bones (as one do). And can I just say, I fucking hate, hate, hate the whole Pelant in love with Brennan thing. It just came out of nowhere! When I catch you Hart Hanson it's on sight. You ruined my good ol' boy couldn't something more original/funny have happened. I mean, you already made the guy a bit goofy (what do you mean he can write computer code on bone?!) So at least send him off to his death in some interesting way:(