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What is with the autism blood pact of only watching YouTubers that are sponsored by GamerSupps

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I love how pretty much all interactions between Rita and Dexter are like

Rita in a silky flower print nightgown, twirling the telephone cord between her fingers: Heyyyy Dexter 😊

Dexter, covered in blood, shaking: Hey you

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Me when I train my adoptive son to do something and he does it

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AND THERES NO BLOOD

On episodes five season two and am at the scene where Dexter has a dream he saves his mom as a superhero vigilante and noticed his brother isn’t in the crate with them 😭

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On episodes five season two and am at the scene where Dexter has a dream he saves his mom as a superhero vigilante and noticed his brother isn’t in the crate with them 😭

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You’re telling me Dexter and his brother sat in two inches of blood for like days in a shipping container and are found by police and then they USE THAT SAME SHIPPING CONTAINER STILL???? FOR BANANAS?????

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Okay update Dexter is lovingly stroking a doll head face on his keychain I literally cannot take this seriously.

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I’m on episode five of Dexter and the comedy of Dexter genuinely tweaking out, crouching with a surgical drill beside these two human traffickers is actually so funny. He’s like ‘Diva how do you experience emotional connection with one another????’ He’s so funny.

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Rewatching Jojo rn after like 5-6 years

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Trans Jotaro where everything is the same except Polneraff makes a quip about a girl character standing beside Jotaro being on her period and Jotaro throws a chair at him thinking he was talking about him.

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this has been sitting in my files for SO LONG cus i kinda hate it but here

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Another thing I think about a lot about Jotaro is the fan art of his Fem version. Because in my head yeah he would have massive boobs as a girl but only because his shoulders are as wide as a linebackers and if they weren’t that big it would be anatomically incorrect.

Like, yeah, real nice tits. But also she’s got thighs bigger than two of YOUR legs put together. Yeah, she’s real blessed, but one of her hands can cover the entirety of your face. Like, if there was a stand that could gender swap the only difference between the male and female versions is the hair and the fact that FemJotaro doesnt use the word ‘bitch’ because of how much she’s been called it by loser men before she breaks their jaw. She is the exact same in meanness and ability to fight.

Also, she did duct tape her boobs down once because her mother insisted on bringing her to some store in Japan to get bras. Her 6’5 daughter. In Japan. Her mother was horrified when she walked in on her with a roll of duct tape between her teeth and half of one boob already taped down.

Her bra straps are always falling down and she hates it and never fixes them so when someone tells her to it’s an instant fight situation. Like Josuke’s hair.

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The difference between Kakyoin and Jotaro is if Jotaro were a cat he wouldn’t notice his owner died until it’s feeding time and his bowl was still empty while Kakyoin would notice his owner smelled a bit off two hours before they passed and wouldn’t even wait until the body was cold to start eating them

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Mothers in Jojo are weird. Sometimes you have Jolyne where the character’s mother just doesn’t matter at all. Sometimes you have Jotaro, Joseph, and Josuke, where their mother is a big deal. And then you have Giorno, whose mother is Jonathan.

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Love it when artists depict Giorno like ‘Touched by the hand of god’ or ‘Giorno Goivanna and his fucking freak of nature stand GER’. And then show you the best art you’ve ever seen in both cases

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some cursed Jotaro and Kakyoin handshake memes i made