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un-bear-ably-weird · 2 years ago

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Your honor, please request the prosecution refrain from being a manwhore.

His ass has NO clue what to do with a cat. Help him he is TRAPPED it has his TIE

#bear bitch #ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice #speaking of #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #apollo x klavier #trucy wright #mentioned #ft: my friends cat named apollo #ace attorney fanart #aa fanart #ace attorney apollo justice fanart #big tag #you’d never know it but #trans apollo justice #gnc klavier gavin #because its my art and i can.

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 4 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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lookstairs · 9 months ago

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I think one of the most realistic parts about Baby Reindeer (2024) is how much Donny downplays the abuse he faces

I know everyone wants to hate on him for being “stupid” and blame him for everything that happened because yes from an outsiders perspective he made questionable choices but isn’t that what HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DO?

I know so many people who’ve “played nice” or tried to downplay abusive behavior. You try and tell yourself “It wasn’t that bad”, or that it was just some crazy experience that should be forgotten. It seems so much easier to stay silent and just try to move on.

You don’t wanna start problems

You don’t wanna be mean

You don’t wanna be the bad guy

#they blame him for not just telling her to fuck off every chance #I’ve seen people say he shouldn’t have kept giving her free drinks #or even he should’ve never given her tea #AS IF SHOWING BASIC KINDNESS WAS THE PROBLEM #people forget that he was still a victim #Donny’s character admits that he messed up in his interactions with Martha but people need to stop and think about the situation #the fear the anxiety everything that comes with being stalked #I know I’ve dealt with creepy guys at work or at school and I didn’t say anything #and so many other people have had the same experiences #it’s easy to say oh I’d do this or I’d do that #when it’s not happening to you it’s easy to assume you’d be better and smarter than them #baby reindeer

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turtleblogatlast · 7 months ago

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Personally what I like best in terms of who’s older between Donnie and Leo is just them never knowing for sure BUT imagine Leo going up to Draxum and saying he’ll never bring up the roof incident again if Draxum tells Donnie that Leo’s the older twin.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise donnie #rise leo #rise draxum #donnie would be so mad he would be SURE Leo had something to do with this #and Leo would just be like idk what to tell you bro Draxum said what he said #I’m pretty sure somewhere it was stated that Leo is the older one?#but tbh if I had to pick it’s just more interesting for Leo - the one who’s alwaysss the oldest in other iterations - to be second youngest #not that there’s like any difference tbh they’re so close in age that it doesn’t change much EXCEPT who has older/younger sib rights #it also makes Raph and Leo’s dynamic more interesting too since in fiction it usually is the oldest and second oldest fighting it out #again though I’m pretty sure canon says Leo is older #my personal pref is just never knowing #and if I HAD to pick then older Donnie is more interesting #I also like older donnie because it moves him up closer to April and I like that #but yeah - overall not knowing is best #oh yeah and Leo being second youngest also makes another interesting dynamic with Mikey as well #because you’d have Leo who never gets the gentle treatment opposed with Mikey who hates getting the gentle babying treatment

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tsuchinokoroyale · 1 year ago

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Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨

#I didn’t end up going to the rave just stayed in with my buddies and had KFC (( Korean fried chicken )) and laughed til we cried so #it was still a wonderful start to the new year 💞🥰💞#but the fwb wanted pics of my potential rave look so I figured eh I brought the stuff anyways #and now I’m imagining locking eyes with a stranger on the warm and writhing dance floor #the beat thumps and shakes and rattles the air in our breath as the spotlights dance in the reflections of our held gaze #he pushes his way through the crowd with a singular stare and a wicked smile on his face #I smile and turn my back on him arching myself so he knows I am giving what he’s looking for #I take careful steps through the revelry toward the edge where the crowd thins out #I prop myself up on an available stool in a lonely corner of the club as he closes the distance between us #“now I wonder why you dragged me all the way here” he utters in a playful growl “trying to get far away from the crowd?”#I smile and I nod. “obviously. can’t really do what I want with you out there”#his eyes perk up and his smile gives away the desire building inside him. “yeah? why don’t you show me then.”#“I thought you’d never ask” I smirk. I reach down into my pants and pull out my phone #“so this one is blue. he’s the oldest but he’s sooooo sweet. and that’s Eva. my only girl she’s sassy but she loves swea-” he leaves #whaddahell I say demurely whimpering even… whaddahell…#gpoy

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telanadasvhenan · 6 months ago

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Slaps my lavellan this bad boy can fit so many abandonment issues

edit: uploaded the right picture lol

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tariah23 · 8 months ago

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Sigh…

#jujutsu kaisen #anime fans will never not be weird about japan lmfao #like a lot of the stuff these ppl be going on about aren’t specific to Japan at all #it’s usually just basic morals and understandings you’d hope that most ppl would have like #rambling #‘did you know that the Japanese don’t feed dogs chocolate because it makes them sick :0?!’ ass shit 😭#also gege did cool he wrote one of the best characters of all time he kind of came up 😭 im not even being biased despite being a Gojo girl #gege did his thing but did he know what he was going to unless upon the world bro #gojo IS the hydrogen bomb bro

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marzipanandminutiae · 2 months ago

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All right ladies we’re going to go stand outside Shirley Jackson‘s window and sing Good Luck Babe until she starts throwing rocks at us

#shirley jackson #(note: this is a joke. We obviously cannot know the sexuality of a real person who lived and never specified such things)#(… you’d have to stop the world just to stop this feeling)

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 11 months ago

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Smth abt Gabriel really makes people go hogwild huh . I don’t think I’ve ver met a sane Gabriel fan we’re all rabid dogs around here.

Yeah,,

#I’m the left but I can’t form coherent sentences so you’d never see the paragraphs #especially #pre act II gave enjoyers are deranged ask me how I know <- this user is one of them #shaking. foaming at the mouth. curled up in a ball.#non voice post #ask #asks

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louferrignojrofficial · 24 days ago

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some older photos of lou i found today

#logically i know i’m never gonna find everything ever been posted of/by him #but you’d think looking in the same places i wouldn’t find new stuff #lou ferrigno jr #it wouldn’t let me #look past 2018 so i’m probably gonna end up making another post soon with more

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throwawayasoiafaccount · 5 months ago

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btw what theon went through is what thousands upon thousands upon thousands of slaves still go through in essos. so, do you still feel pity for the slavers that were crucified? do you still pity the slavers killed when daenerys freed the unsullied?

i ask these questions, and yet i know that there are still many people who believe that the violence against the slavers wasn’t justified, or believe that it was simply “too much” or “not fair.” truly… what an insane hill to die on.

maybe these people should spare more empathy for the formerly enslaved instead of wasting time making up excuses (that are not supported by the text) for why the slave masters' deaths were somehow not justified 🫶

#you guys will not believe how many people try to argue in favor of the slave masters #and the other side almost always ends up saying something along the lines of:#‘what if the slavers were just secretly good and were trying to end slavery? dany never gave them a fair trial 😡’#like w h a t tf #it’s always annoying when people make up bs excuses to hate on dany by MAKING UP things that are NOT in the text !!#honestly how am i supposed to argue against what ifs #actually i can do it too: what if all the slavers were actually all psychopaths who enjoyed brutally destroying other human beings?#my ‘what if’ at least has some textual support #i honestly do not know why these people are reading the books if they just wish to change one of the most important characters storyline #asoiaf fandom critical #daenerys targaryen #daenerys appreciation #pro daenerys #anti sansa stans #cause it’s always them at the scene of the crime 😭#poor sansa you’d hate ur stans they’re nasty manipulative liars (not all just to be clear)#formally enslaved includes dany btw #i honestly think that there is something wrong with people who make excuses for fictional slave masters

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gunkbaby · 8 months ago

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tumblr users ranting about the death of media literacy and critical thinking vs an anti-vegan post with zero sources

#source: op said it #Ppl on tumblr would never lie #it doesn’t help that a lot of people are bias towards anti-vegan sentiments and this bias is often encouraged by the mainstream #But you’d think such a pretentious userbase would know that #No im sure the research paper paid for by farmers is extremely unbiased!!!!#Who’s a good little consumer? Who’s a good little meat eating tumblr user?#vegan

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driftingballoons · 1 year ago

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Despite losing their memories, I always imagined Hero had some instinctual feelings regarding the world. Namely, that somehow something simple like a sunrise was a rare treasure that they never got to experience before

#Treecko #skitty #pmd #pokemon doodles #original art #Idk it just felt like they would have an idea of how the world (as they know it) works?#Like if you lost your memories and saw all leaves were purple instead of green #I feel you’d have an instinctual feeling something was…off #Bc hero knew things it wasn’t like having a newborn’s brain in a child/teen’s body #And they did have some basic intuition like having been in a place before or knowing a place #But the rolling waves the wind the sun……#They never had any of that before!

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incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 19 days ago

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Lots of Springtrap thoughts on the mind, and requests have already been open, but: For the next little while—I’ll do a count down—requests are open for just him.

It’s time for that old man.

The requests can be whatever—and for his regular version, or any sort of AU version (Vamptrap, Mertrap, etc).

Do I have a reason for this? Maybe.

#Not a quote #Spring’s Chatter #FNaF #Requests #Springtrap #Send in as much stuff for that rabbit as you’d like #Am I in the mood to mess with some people?#Am I just in the mood for only Springtrap related things?#You’ll never know

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davidjenkins · 1 year ago

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my weed smoking girlfriend who’s never smoked a blunt before in her life

#ok but in all seriousness #ed not knowing how to smoke just goes to show how much further his performance as blackbeard runs #he’s really just a vanilla guy inside but one look at him and you’d never guess that he’s never smoked weed before #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers

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gen4grl · 3 months ago

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messy expression sketches + colouring with my oc clem who looks alot like her dad lol

#pokemon #oc art #oc #pokemon oc #pkmn #trainer red #red pokemon #original character #my art <3 #kanto au #oc: clementine #i’m literally nearly finished ANOTHER piece with her but had this idea at like 2am so had to do it lol #very messy but trying to not care about that and also just post whatever i want yknow #i know oc art is not always the most popular no matter who posts it but i love her sm #i very hastily attempted to colour in gamefreaks common colouring style and it was actually super enjoyable #i’ve never done an art style study before and definitely want to try again in a way that dosent take 5 minutes lol #clem is extremely expressive and easy to read so i feel like these are quite tame expressions for her character but i really adore #reds alola art sheets and i just adore how gf chooses to show how he expresses himself wahhh #i love drawing her lil side??? hair pointy…?? flick things??? idk what you’d call them lol #i imagine everyone calls them angel wings lol clem was one of those babies that probably popped out with a full head of hair lol and she had #those lil wings before anything else 🫠🫠🫠#pokemon art #pkmn art

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