#you two are a wonderful pair !!

[krikidilly]

akagiyuu… akagiyuu..

Akagiyuu... akagiyuu...

When the guy you're suppose to be revenge battling is actually kinda....aleetle..

[ratatatastic]

the need to raise and kiss her is but a siren call they must fulfil at all costs

nothing like the smile of a man who just saw his name engraved for the first time

Benny Cup Day | 8.16.24 (x)

[pergaminaa]

ok for the sake of being true to canon the valg prince possessing Dorian did get scared of Manon and retreated for a few moments allowing the real Dorian to finally gain control.

And what did my man do? You'd think he'll ask for help or something along these lines, but nope. The only moments of freedom he had he used to rizz up the witch I mean priorities right???

[peacockrulz]

I'm sorry to anybody who expected me to post smth normal but. /j

these doodles are entirely based off the text of the fic Cyn's Night Out. which is a part from a series of fics that I haven't actually read but!! this particular part of it I have so jdskfjsdkf

I dub these two,,, StillKicking (get it? because,,football?? and Cyn never fucking dies????) anway here slightly more sketchy doodles under the cut:

Your Honor. I need More Of This.

[qridotavii]

Matthew 11:28

[forcedhesitation]

Man.

there's just something about the love between a woman whose impending death is inevitable and a man who's an immortal undead...

[cherriiramen]

“I don’t see the potential in McHarrison, George is ugly anyway and Paul can do better!”

[msburgundy]

i have to keep it real with u, this is some of the most shocking information i've ever seen

[sysig]

Still normal don’t even worry about it (Patreon)

[unladielike]

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* "Yeah you could say I’m pretty fucking athletic." [from the wy from here ]

          POPULAR TEXT POSTS PART 4. » still accepting!

    "Next time, try actually falling into the hole," Vivian jokingly suggests with evident amusement seeping through her voice. Of course, she didn't want Wylan to take her advice for real, but with how off-brand her humour was, she couldn't resist poking fun at him a little. "I would very much like to see what would happen afterwards!"

    No sooner does she finish speaking, however, Vivian would abruptly pause, because by that point, she realizes the word 'hole' had very naughty implications... but upon not wanting Wylan to discover her mind was in the actual gutter, she'll quickly cough against a raised fist while hoping to dear god he didn't somehow notice she was thinking something dirty.

    "Er... yeah, anyways, that was quite the impressive leap, Wiles! How many times did you practice jumping over that one before you executed your amazing parkour skills in front of me?" Little by little, sarcasm would then practically ooze off her words, making it rather apparent her flattery was nowhere near sincere.

@dcviated

[bidoofenergy]

it's crazy that incredible shit happens and it's also just a normal day. like i had to block off time on my work calendar to watch the eclipse. there's guys painting in my apartment complex and i took a moment to lend them my glasses. we won't get full totality here only about 80% but still. there's something incredible happening and i want to take a moment to see

[shieldsurf]

out of the big 4 het/canon fairy tail pairings jerza is by Far the worst imo like. he needs to leave her alone i'm so serious and the fact that mashima wrote in a 7 year age gap for no reason is Not helping... erzas ass is NINETEEN the first time jellal makes an open pass at her i don't care that they used to be the same age it is fucking weird. gruvia is a close second though because while yes we objectify men here sir and i live to serve women juvia's creepiness is really just too much like at a certain point it starts to feel really gross and the fact that gray seems to fall for her by the end of the anime/manga just reeks of coercion. not even bringing up how genuinely awful juvia's character writing is she gets like 5 minutes of being interesting before getting instantly reduced to a creepy stan who completely revolves around gray and has less depth than the average bossfight of the week. i guess its equality that erza and mirajane are some of the best characters in this story (which is admittedly a low bar considering half of their personality is being subjected to the most voyeuristic shots possible) so mashima had to balance it out by making juvia one of the worst

[ginkovskij]

another bad day let's go!!

i don't mind discomfort* but my shoes came apart at the seams so i had to buy a new pair and they are the same type as my old ones (that i dismissed after eight years of service because they had genuine holes in the leather) but they really don't flatter my always bad look and they weren't cheap but i needed them but it was a big expense i wasn't expecting to have right now but it was kinda necessary but now i am running down a semi-suicidal spiral

[fuck-em-up-your-grace]

I NEED Zelda lore with good historical allegories PLEASE hire me Nintendo I would make so many good metaphorsssss

[moinsbienquekaworu]

One thing I did not know I was looking for in terms of Venom fanfic is the really weird alien sex. Not the tentacles, I like those too but I knew there would be tentacles, I mean sex that does not adhere to human notions of what sex should be like, either in terms of actions or reactions. A fair amount of fics will have Venom not really Getting human sex but liking it/being neutral towards it for Eddie - which imo is how it should be, why would the goo "parasite" aliens have the same kind of sex as humans? On their own they're GOO! It would be more fun and I feel more logical for their reproduction to be either some kind of asexual dedoubling... or just really really weird goo shenanigans that don't look like anything to us, which is what I've found a few times. I just love it when the aliens are genuinely aliens!! It's one of the things I'm sad about in Star Wars, the prevalence of humanoid aliens that work similarly to humans. I understand that it's easier to make live-action movies with humans painted in blue instead of sentient goo, but that's just for live-action movie/series! Anyway yeah I found a fic where Eddie isn't even sure they're really having sex when they do it Venom's way because it's so weird (and the author made it so it turns out the chemicals they need to switch into sex mode are just what's into yeast, which is a fun addition) and another one where the closest equivalent to sex for Venom is like, being kneaded/rolled/put through a pasta machine. Absolutely incredible, no notes.

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

Thought about “Cat and mouse for a month or two or three now I wake up in the night and watch you breathe” and “So I'll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep and I feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe” and now I feel ill.