#you stepped on a landmine

[armyflags]

PermaSmoker? Someone who never stops smoking? Thank you if you do this :)

PERMA SMOKER

᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼Identifying as constantly / permanently smoking . ᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼ Whatever type of smoking items .

‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎If already coined consider as an alt . Req by anon . ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎No DNI . Just be nice / civil about it . Free for anyone .

[upon-the-snow]

✨ thoughts and prayers ✨

[gingermaple]

*sticks mic in your face* start rambling about the roleswapverse plz?

with pleasure!!!

the entire premise is (as the name would suggest) that all the characters roles are swapped. scar and grian are no longer the heros hotguy and cuteguy, and instead their roles are filled by pearl and gem (hotgal and cutegal). as such, scar and grian now fill their previous roles as the villains spectacle (scour) and bleeding heart (bleeding hart). while the roles are all swapped everyone keeps their original mutations.

pearl is still a journalist, but now she also takes matters into her own hands as the vigilante hotgal, alongside her trusty sidekick gem/cutegal, a soldier who feels she finally has something worth fighting for.

funny enough, their first meeting/general dynamic goes a lot smoother than it does for the boys in canon, with their first meeting being pearl saving gem instead of shooting her (looking at you hotguy)

scar (spectacle) is a villain who believes everybody should be able to be their 'true self'. he's very flashy, changes his costume with every appearance, and doesn't like to get his hands dirty. instead he has a ton of henchmen he calls 'stagehands' to do things for him.

grian (bleeding heart) is his primary stagehand. originally a stone-cold killer who only knew how to follow orders, spectacle gave him the opportunity to have fun and express himself.

they have a very 3rd Life coded dynamic in which grian uses his position as scar's lackey to cause chaos and do what he wants with the excuse that 'he was just following orders' and scar uses grian to do his dirty work.

this au (of an au) exists in collaboration with a bunch of my fellow hgcz contributors and we're all collectively going insane over it.

[lucabyte]

No Hats!Isabeau developing feelings for Loop and Loop immediately clocking it and feeling Fucking Awful and that he’s manipulated Isa into liking him.

you 🫵 you get it anon. what if we could concoct worse and even less healthy situations for these two to be in.

bc loop has shown they've grown an ability to notice isa's behaviour by that point! they know how he is and acts! they'd be able to tell!

and also isabeau is wayyy less well adjusted than most people make him out to be (though he's probably like. in second place in the party when it comes to that still) so im not sure he'd be great either! but also! oh no! last time he wasn't forthright about liking someone the guy fucking DIED OF LONELINESS so make a decision quick, bucko!!

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

If anxiety was a doctor who episode it would just be Boom on repeat

[tswwwit]

Wait, does the cheating thing on the bond always works? bcs that would be kinda freaky for R!Dipper like imagine you get pinned down by someone in the corner of a br or smthng and then said person kissed you and proceeded to explode into red mist and you literally have no idea what happened.

Also, would the constellation mark be a "cursed" Mark over the years, like you would give birth to a baby and the doctor says "😟 I am so sorry ma'am,,, I'm afraid your baby has the Cipher Companion mark. ( could also be something equally as science-y like Ursa Major, Constellation Calamation, etc idk)" And you just burst into tears.

Would that mean that dipper would get into a special program(demon wrangling program or smthng, demonologist? Maybe)? Or would the parents hide it away hoping that Bill would never take their child away?

(Sorry this au is just very interesting to me,,,, I hope u get more motivation, keep writing author 💪)

These are all options! The fun part of reincarnation AU being left ambiguous is that technically any of them could happen.

[tinkerbitch69]

Both of these memes can and should coexist.

[snakes-on-skates]

a while ago i saw this human bill design on tiktok and omg i love it so so so much 😭 i freak out every time i see it my thoughts immediately switch from normal to AUGGHHHH STOPPPPPPPPPP I HATE HIM SO MUCH HES THE WORST HES AWFUL WHAT A FREAK

[bringslife]

so tired of seeing ppl (non rp fandom) complaining about the doctor crying whenever he’s in an emotionally traumatizing situation.

[armyflags]

trans-school shooter? and/or umm transaam.. i have many ideas smirks deviously

TRANS SCHOOL SHOOTER ++ TRANS AAM

᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼01 , When one identifies as being a school shooter . ᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼02 , When one identifies as being AAM .

‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎If already coined consider as an alt . Req by anon . ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎No DNI . Just be nice / civil about it . Free for anyone .

[en-ben]

People will create the most sacred dish known to a man and then put nuts in it

[octahyde]

ok I don’t post things so maybe I just don’t know how bad of an issue shippers are (which could very well be the case) but also like

it’s weird to me how many people specify their works aren’t the ship that will not be named???

like any time on other places I’ve ever posted about loving Idia and ortho a lot it’s always been (correctly) presumed as loving their sibling relationship without shipping them being considered

like the default assumption for stuff involving the two of them is it’s platonic. as a ship it seems a lot more common in jp fandom than eng too but again this could all be my own curation and not necessarily the actual reality

[miraclespin]

Sometimes I get notes on a post or something, but when I go to look at it, it's as if it isn't there. The number goes up and everything, but I can't see who liked the post or whatever was done. If this was my other blog, I'd assume it was a note on that one post that I used XKit to block notifications for since it was clogging my feed. I can still see a notification, but I can't see the actual note itself. I sometimes see the time slot when this happens, though.

I don't have any posts that I've done that with on this blog, though, so I have no idea what the cause of it is. I have a couple of guesses, but that's about it:

The note came from a person who I had blocked on my main, but for some reason neglected to properly block on my sideblogs.

The note came from a person who blocked me on my main, but not my sideblog, for some reason, even though you can tell who owns my more active sideblogs because I literally put my main in the description, and usually link back to it somewhere on the blog itself. Though admittedly, I don't really know who pays that much attention to that; I feel like a lot of people here don't pay attention to a lot of the things I try to say that don't relate directly to the fandom, most notably my pinned post with relevant BYF links and a DNI statement writ in bold letters...

So yes, sometimes I'll get what I refer to as "ghost notes", and I wonder about them. It's a little stressful, due to the probable reasons I cannot see them that I mentioned.

[erikkarlsson]

no way the knights beat a team 6-0 and yet can only think of the sharks see what happens when you’re the main character of the league

[divorcetual]

You ask me to talk abt anime and the boss music starts

[edoro]

oops, i became briefly too aware of the enormity of the soul-crushing effort it takes for me to function at a level most people would consider 'rock bottom', and now i'm filled with bitter, seething resentment