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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

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commenting hetslop under someones wedding photos

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This is cinema actually

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dumb

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environmental storytelling

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Estonian Foreign Minister Urmas Reinsalu replies to the question "Would you like to see Vladimir Putin go to jail?" with "To hell."

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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im saying this everyday

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The settler state arguably got the worst white demons in the world

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Have you ever filed a police report. Y/N

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*visibly excited* i'm going to the grocery store

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due to personal reasons i will be coping in maladaptive ways

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Knife money came into circulation in China during the Zhou dynasty around 2,500 years ago – although it is not known exactly why or how it first started. This example of knife money has inscriptions in seal script saying ‘yi dao’ meaning ‘one knife’ and ‘ping wu qian’ meaning ‘worth 5,000 cash’.

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i had to go and reread/play act i and ii of homestuck bc my friend sent me a site where the sounds and games portion was broken

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Anatomy of Emotions