#you read everything with your ass

[sthaboutlove]

This post is specifically for maoam and sasukesun.

First, maoam. I keep blocking you because I don't want to see your heteronormative version of sns. You're sinking deeper and deeper into your delusions, and I try to just ignore the hypocritical and extremely uncomfortable posts you keep making because you're a weirdo. Unfortunately, as you've noticed, I'm not very good at it. Nevertheless, I've only addressed you directly two times. All my other posts are directed at sns fd on Tumblr in general.

Minakushi and sns aren't even slightly similar in their dynamics. Borusara is objectively made to parallel sns, and if you deny that, then you're just mad that Sasuke doesn't have the role of the girl. You're saying Sasuke and minato aren't similar and you're right. But if you think Sasuke is more like kushina then you're even more stupid than I thought.

Your analyses are very detailed, yes. But they're still meaningless since you like to twist facts to fit your agenda of girly twink Sasuke and masculine buff alpha Naruto.

Kishimoto made a lot of fanservice scenes using Sasuke, yes. But most of the examples you used weren't meant to be seen that way. You're the one obsessed with fetishizing and sexualizing Sasuke and trying to make it "canon".

Now, sasukesun. For some reason you get so worked up when someone has a different opinion. When did I say that Sasuke chased Naruto? I just had the nerve to suggest that he might be actively trying to date him and actually show he's interested rather than just being ..... A passive pretty doll who does absolutely nothing and waits for Naruto to realize on his own he likes men and fight his "internalized homophobia". I also think that he would chase Naruto if their roles were reversed. I know, I know, you're against the idea of Sasuke doing anything, you think he's only goal-oriented when it comes to his family and Naruto apparently isn't important enough to him in your opinion.

Funny, you're so mad about the "Sasuke self-inserts" post when I didn't even mention any names. Just listed all the objectively one-sided and weird headcanons those people have. But if the shoe fits....

And, no, I wasn't the one who sent you anons. I try not to interact with your circle at all. Why would I waste my time on you? It's obvious there's nothing that can be done to make you see how hypocritical and weird y'all are. Yes, there are other people, who have different opinions and hate the way you portray sns. Shocking, I know, you think everyone just accepted your delusions.

I'm not going to keep arguing with you because it's useless. You'll keep trying to make a heterosexual couple out of sns, soon you'll forget Sasuke was supposed to be a man and the ship was supposed to be gay. I just express my opinion and if you don't agree with it you can always block me.

[siryyeet]

Oh you have complicated feelings towards Germany? Let me make 91836373 assumptions about it with my piss poor understanding of history, not listen to germans at all and then come to a horrendously bad and false conclusion on why that is! Also I think you germans should stop feeling guilty and be proud of your country again!

[moonkhao]

hi.

[melon-official]

She wails as though a part of her has died.

oh man. i picked up the sidestory to @just-a-carrot's five-arc horror epic a couple days ago and i'm so glad i did. i'll probably be talking nonstop and/or drawing about it for days

there's a handful of whiteboard doodles with other characters under the cut, but rly i just wanted to pay a homage to the scene that hit me the hardest... enjoy

[swiftfootedachilles]

im just gonna be honest gang obviously its gonna be easy for you to say youre in love with a character and theyre an angel when anytime they do something you don't like you brush it off as out of character

[retconomics]

im gonna go to war with anyone and everyone who said att*llo needs more branching or choices like stfu fr .

[atissi]

this is a joke. i hated business school.

(conversation with @thesweetestclementine)

[leavingautumn13]

y'all are lucky it's an emerald kick i'm on right now and not an oras one because i get weird and feral about how characters in oras are aware of the narrative they're in and react differently to it depending on which game you're playing

[rosefinnigen]

also this is such a weird beef for me to soap box/vague about but like this is my blog & it’s past my bedtime who gives a fuck. Anyway very specific type of dude comes on here and complains about “scammers” but clearly means “online sex workers not interested in fucking me personally for free”. be fucking for real dude most of us are not here to find dates we are here to work and be hot & if you don’t want to pay that’s whatever but providing specific services and accepting or asking for compensation for them is not a scam it’s a JOB

oh wow she asked you for money? the online sex worker asked you for money and only wanted to interact online? she didn’t feel like meeting you, a complete stranger, in person, for free? wow how surprising. like grow the fuck up dude. what a fucking tragedy, someone asked you for money rather than graciously appreciating the GIFT that is your gaze on our whore titties.oh it poisoned the experience for you? that the person you jack off to is also a human with bills to pay? get fucking real

[chronically-unlucky]

A Timeline of My Job’s Evolution

All you have to do is go clean the bathrooms once a week.

Actually you better go twice a week.

You need to sweep the lobby too.

Oh and vacuum the halls upstairs

And occasionally vacuum after the workers

You need to windex the windows that are twice your height.

You aren’t doing your job there’s cobwebs on the outside door

You didn’t dust the office and repaint the walls

A Timeline of My Pay’s Evolution

$250 every two weeks

$250 every two weeks

$250 every two weeks

$250 every two weeks

$250 every two weeks

$250 every two weeks

$250 every two weeks

$250 every two weeks*

*I haven’t actually got this paycheck yet but I haven’t been told I’m getting more and after today it could be less.

[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle nina! it's my birthday today and u don't have but will u pretty plz consider reposting that part of ch6 of rm where raven in on the phone with kenny b4 his hate with jers? i thought it was super cute and i really wanted to read it :3

awwww, happy birthday, darling! i hope it's as lovely as you are!

and i--sigh.

okay.

i hate complicated feelings surrounding chapter six ( aka the introduction to the iconique ravesey hate that i deleted from stress ) because i actually did love it...i just rushed the hell out of it, didn't plan it out very well and it was a mess. it could have been a lot better.

part of why i deleted it was actually because of that ravenstan/kenny phonecall because i felt worried that i revealed too much about how not cool and actually boy-failure-y stan was too early and could have kept the suspense going longer but aaaaaa i just wanted y'all to see how CUTE he was, like??? and how nervous! AAAA!!!

buuut considering the cat has been out of the bag, or rather, the raven has flown the nest for some time now...and it's the beauteous day you were born...i will humbly present you with this b-day present in the form of my incompetent idiot girl ramblings/writings, though, i fear it is not at all as grand the gift of your life is.

so, without further ado darlings, here is the endearing, embarrassing phone call ( it was over discord actually ) that ravenstan had with kenny prior to showing up to blondie's for his little hate-date with jerseykyle. it's a mess and unedited, but regardless, please know that from whatever hurts or harms you, i hope you heal, please rem(ember) to smile, pendejos,

and to now, as always, angels:

please enjoy the very, very...

worst part of your day. ;)

-uncle nina <333

[jynjackets]

what kind of fucking job is expert movie critic helper 😂

[clawsextended]

on a note to all: my plotting style is something i like to call i have adhd and if i see you on the dash and have an idea chances are i’ll im you about it. i’m an anxious little dude who isn’t always active in a broad scope, and it’s always been my nature to reach out to people. that doesn’t make me even remotely anxious. not even remotely expected to answer me — i totally get it, sometimes you don’t feel the vibe — but a general psa about how i work. i come from the dinosaur era where the only way to communicate with one another on any level was to directly talk to them and frankly i don’t even know how else you’re ever supposed to plot with a person otherwise. like… how do you write if you never talk????

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Tails headcanon time!

Have any of you guys seen that post about dead names? The one where the person suggests that one should make peace with it so it becomes just a name, no longer associated with them. The one where they suggested doing something like naming a pokemon or something you can take care of after your dead name so you can give it a different association that's more positive

Yeah

I like to headcanon that this is why the Miles Electric is called that

[energeticpoltergeist]

as a little treat have a traditionally down meme redraw with my favorite bastard man FE characters are still difficult to draw but i be learning also i finally got the Tellius games and i am enjoying myself original image for reference

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

I've already spoken about the two extremes of "possibility of x corporate borderlands character becoming a class traitor" (those being Wainwright "in my heart I know this man has read Marx" Jakobs and Rhys "terminal neolib disease" Strongfork) but not about any other place on the scale so I wonder what are y'alls opinions. Which ones are likely and which ones ain't?