#you put him in a jar

[the-last-panqueque]

BLOOD WARNING!!!

Hace raaaaato no he publicado nada y tenia este dibujito de OG! Luo Binghe aka Luo Bingge, así que aja, aquí tienen una versión mas guapa del protagonista de Proud Immortal Demon Way porque no me gusto el primer dibujo donde lo hice XD.

Bingge, no puedes buscar un Shizun que te quiera con tus impulsos violentos, pequeña bestia, deja de desmembrar, torturar y arrancarle partes a las personas que te caen mal, tal vez así consigas tu final feliz, o lo que sea... Shang Qinghua, por que creaste un protagonista OP tan pendejo? Ah???

Espero que les guste!!!

-PQQ

[edwinisms]

george rexstrew deserves awards for many things but i have to say. edwin’s bloodcurdling scream as niko gets killed deserves a whole award unto itself. like. that scream did not feel at all like a tv show scream. to a somewhat jarring degree. and i can’t express how much I respect that

[raggedy-spaceman]

S02E03 I Know Where I'm Going

This scene destroyed me. Physically and emotionally. Oh Aziraphale, you poor sweet angel...

[bluebeesknees]

*squeezes suguru like a stressball*

[somegrumpynerd]

I need to become a writer I just had the silliest idea

Okay so girls used to be the word for all children right? And Nightmare and Dream are Old and don't realise the meanings have changed, so imagine Cross one day trying to come out to Nightmare by saying how he "used to be a girl" and Nightmare responding "Well yes but that's no cause for guilt, we all were at some point" and accidentally giving Cross the impression that the entire gang is trans. And then every time he goes to one of the others and tries to subtly bring it up they think he's talking about something else and it keeps the bit going

[meemaw-vhagar]

Jaime Lannister is the character of all time

[the-crooked-library]

opened tiktok (mistake number one, i know) and immediately saw someone saying that Thomas Hutter subverts the "disbelieving husband" trope which... listen i love a thoroughly pathetic mess of a man myself and i get that Ellen's other option is a 400yo evil corpse, but can we please not give him credit for things he didn't do?..

the literal inciting incident of the story is that Thomas DOESN'T listen to Ellen. he doesn't believe her. she tells him that she's got a bad feeling about this trip, begs him not to go, tells him about her nightmare - and what does he do? he calls it a childish fantasy, tells her to stop worrying, and implies that she would benefit from talking to a doctor. saying shit softly doesn't make it any less dismissive or insulting, like i'm sorry but this is peak Disbelieving Husband in a Horror Movie behaviour. he only changed his mind once Orlok put him through the horrors himself, which is also a perfectly standard thing for a Disbelieving Husband to do in the second act. furthermore, from the beginning of the film, he neglects Ellen's emotional needs, is uncomfortable with her abnormalities, and doesn't even really know what sort of gifts she likes - and again, these are all standard flaws for a Disbelieving Husband to exhibit. they're indicative of a disconnect between him and his wife that he continuously refuses to bridge.

caring for someone doesn't mean you can't neglect or harm them, and that applies to everyone - including Normal People like Thomas, like Harding, like Sievers, like the viewer; and that's the point of the film

[yaralulu]

Tamlin being really into bugs is very real to me.Like not only is he well versed in plants and flowers but he also knows the name of every bug known to man and whenever he finds something especially cool looking the first person he’s immediately showing is lucien.Lucien’s usual reaction is “???? please get that thing away from me” but who can really say no to those dazzling big green eyes 🤷.

Tamlin particularly loves presenting lucien with the weirdest looking bugs ever and telling him “this one looks like you 😄”.

[phonification]

something something about worth

[drenched-in-sunlight]

people bending over backwards to scream Marika never loved Messmer when he alone has more blessings personally bestowed by her than any other demigods combined are so funny to me. also the fact that it's implied he used to live in Leyndell too 😂😂

also she killed an entire god herself and made sure said God is called all manner of names and depict as ugly forever. for him 😂😂

[luminique]

something that i wasn’t expecting with lighter is how perceptive he is. he’s actually really quick to find someone shady or question one’s intentions.

during the tour de inferno, we didn’t get to see much of this because we saw a lot more focus on caesar’s growth as a character. he was more following along with whatever the other girls had planned.

so it actually made sense to me how and why he became a mercenary leader. he may not want to be willingly, but he has the natural traits to lead and plan accordingly. he’s not always silly goofy and aloof, he also doesn’t just immediately jump in the face of danger. IM SO SICKKK IM SOOO SICKKKK i love this man so bad oh my goddd

[yourlokalescholar]

Aphrodite and her cringefail loser boyfriend (whom she loves very dearly) (but seriously for a god of war he gets beaten up a LOT and it can kill the mood sometimes)

Bonus doodle:

He lets her do his hair :3

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Megastar (my first toxic yaoi) x Bingjiu (my most toxic yaoi)

[moonchopsticks]

augh. one of the reasons capochin has captivated me is how openly his character is driven by desperation. he's an insecure little man, preening his own feathers and lording his power over the bizzyboys whenever he can. having full say over how many letters their names have = having control over their identity, autonomy, and sense of self, forcing them to "earn" their worth back by shaping themselves to his orders and whims, which reflects capochin's relationship to inspekta. he longs to be loved and he's hungry for respect. he's desperately lonely. it's clear that he was in a bleak place before inspekta came along, and inspekta's ascension to godhood was a given for capochin, his first and most zealous devotee. the most loyal and most useful and most perfect--strip me down to my parts, eat my heart, cut away anything he doesn't need. do his dirty work without complaint and win his love. i just need one chance. one chance to feel like i belong. once he's seen all i've done for him, how i've given everything for him, when he's finally satisfied, maybe i'll feel like i should. maybe i'll be satisfied too. deep down he recognizes that inspekta doesn't care about him anymore, or at least that inspekta is using him more than he cares for him, and that the plan to open the rift is a bad one. but he craves inspekta's respect more than anything else and is terrified of acknowledging that the man he's loyally, ceaselessly worshipped and served doesn't have his best interests at heart, so he doesn't until his terror overcomes him and he can't deny it any longer. you can feel the feverish hunger that fuels everything he does. he's an annoying shithead that constantly gets in your way on purpose and as you learn more about him the veil is drawn back and you realize, ah, this is a broken man. A+, no notes, 10/10 would break his spirit again

[machveil]

Let me cook

Konig that loves contact but in unconventional ways

Hugs are nice, sure. But he'll take being pressed fully against his liebling any day, no matter how much they complain they can't breath.

Sitting on his lap? Sure, but also overwhelming. He's just as happy to sling your legs over his thighs and hold one of your calves like carrying a sniper rifle.

You do wake up curled with him, but he's also eating your hair.

So one day you hold out your hand, expecting him to hold hands. Only to find he brings it under his shroud and leans his face into it. You can see the fabric puffing and feel the warm breaths as he huffs in your smell. he likes it bc it grounds him, bringing your presence and scent underneath his mask - in his own comfort zone - without having to remove it.

So it becomes tradition.

You can even distract him from things bc the second you lift your hand high enough that he realizes it's face height he just has to follow through. Thems the rules. He might even continue his conversation without a hitch, all the while rubbing his scratchy cheeks into your palm

(wouldn't actually occur bc pda, but let's imagine:) New recruits watch the colonel that they're kind of sure is half yeti storm across the room and pity the poor person at the end of his wrath, only to watch as he immediately halts before running you over and leans into your already outstretched hand like a dog

I can’t even add on to this because you’ve blue screened my brain

the way I laughed so hard at him eating your hair— I don’t think I could even be mad at him. AND PRETENDING YOUR LEG IS A RIFLE???? OUGH, I need him [sobbing] he’s so lame, god, give me ten (10)

[st4rstudent]

poor thing got stamped with lipstick shaped red ink stamps

he died. good.