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BLOOD WARNING!!!
Hace raaaaato no he publicado nada y tenia este dibujito de OG! Luo Binghe aka Luo Bingge, así que aja, aquí tienen una versión mas guapa del protagonista de Proud Immortal Demon Way porque no me gusto el primer dibujo donde lo hice XD.
Bingge, no puedes buscar un Shizun que te quiera con tus impulsos violentos, pequeña bestia, deja de desmembrar, torturar y arrancarle partes a las personas que te caen mal, tal vez así consigas tu final feliz, o lo que sea... Shang Qinghua, por que creaste un protagonista OP tan pendejo? Ah???
Espero que les guste!!!
-PQQ
#fanart#proud immortal demon way#original luo binghe#luo bingge#scum villans self saving system#scum villain self saving system fanart#scumbag system#scumbag system fanart#OG! Luo Binghe#how did u expect your shizun to like you#you put him in a jar#i mean he is a vinegar jar#but still#pls stop being an op angry brat#blood warning
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george rexstrew deserves awards for many things but i have to say. edwin’s bloodcurdling scream as niko gets killed deserves a whole award unto itself. like. that scream did not feel at all like a tv show scream. to a somewhat jarring degree. and i can’t express how much I respect that
#he has a number of very convincing screams and suffering noises which I imagine was an important prerequisite for the role#but this one is just especially chilling and again. jarring. not saying that the other actors are bad or anything but no one even comes#close to competing with george and its stark in moments like this#another screaming moment that I thought he did really well in particular is far easier to gloss over and that’s#when he and charles are escaping hell and he almost gets dragged down into lust#when he’s screaming out for charles he borderline SCREECHES#throughout that arc in general it’s just incredible but yeah#I think part of what makes it so convincing is that he isn’t afraid to be high pitched and genuinely Scream rather than yell#like. he is clearly immune to being put off by ‘you scream like a girl’ rhetoric#I think a lot of male actors avoid screaming and screeching like that for that internalized reason when. if you wanna be as realistic as#possible. a scream is high pitched. if you’re scared for your fucking life it’s just involuntary#I can also see it being uncommon due to difficulties getting that sound adequately recorded but yeah anyway you get my point#tldr: george rexstrew is great at disturbingly realistic screaming and I applaud him for that#I really hope he didn’t have to retake that part too many times..#his poor throat……….#george rexstrew#edwin#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers
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S02E03 I Know Where I'm Going
This scene destroyed me. Physically and emotionally. Oh Aziraphale, you poor sweet angel...
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#aziraphale#michael sheen#aziraphale hugging the jar#top 10 devastating moments#i want to comfort him#but also#angel who do you think put that tumor in the boy?#yeah it was your god#you are too kind for your kin#sob#gos2 spoilers#good omens season 2#good omens 2 spoilers#go2 spoilers#gomens#mine
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*squeezes suguru like a stressball*
#for you impatient bitches#here’s our beautiful princess with a disorder ú-ù#I want to put him in a jar and shake him#convince suguru challenge#convince geto challenge#sketch#wip#bluebeesart#my art#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#satosugu#jjk
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Tamlin being really into bugs is very real to me.Like not only is he well versed in plants and flowers but he also knows the name of every bug known to man and whenever he finds something especially cool looking the first person he’s immediately showing is lucien.Lucien’s usual reaction is “???? please get that thing away from me” but who can really say no to those dazzling big green eyes 🤷.
Tamlin particularly loves presenting lucien with the weirdest looking bugs ever and telling him “this one looks like you 😄”.
#i need you to imagine big mighty high lord tamlin admiring a ladybug on his finger#he’s obviously very anti killing bugs#he’s the kind to put them in a jar and take them outside#he’s also the kind to tell lucien he has a gift for him and it’s like a weird looking caterpillar or sm#lucien dgafff about bugs but he finds tamlin’s fascination with them very endearing#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#lucien vanserra#pro lucien vanserra#pro tamlin#tamlin acotar#tamcien#acotar headcanons#all this shipping nonsense on my tl is so boring take this instead#idk anything about bugs to tell you what tamlin’s favorite would be but he has one
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people bending over backwards to scream Marika never loved Messmer when he alone has more blessings personally bestowed by her than any other demigods combined are so funny to me. also the fact that it's implied he used to live in Leyndell too 😂😂
also she killed an entire god herself and made sure said God is called all manner of names and depict as ugly forever. for him 😂😂
#my problem with the :(( poor Messmer take is that you have to take a lot of INT points off him if you think his devotion is blindly one-side#taking on the crusade taking on all of ppl's scorn and hatred stuck in a faraway land#morgott is at least just minding his own business down below#imagine defending your fav like “he committed massacre because his mother doesnt love him” be serious with me rn#you want a woobified loveless guy i want a guy that did everything for love because he is loved in return#and don't pretend he's forced to impale and be so cruel to the Hornsent#he did all that eye wide open on his own volition because this is a revenge story. because he knew damn well at one point his mother could#have been cut up and put in a jar#why is the ONLY smiling Marika statue in this entire game a statue of her embracing him#why Marika a sole survivor of an entire clan of ppl would not love the own flesh & blood that she got after she just lost her entire family#(to a massacre btw)#make it make sense#“only the kindness of Gold#without Order” i am sorry we do not deserve the banger implication you give us#er brainrot
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I need to become a writer I just had the silliest idea
Okay so girls used to be the word for all children right? And Nightmare and Dream are Old and don't realise the meanings have changed, so imagine Cross one day trying to come out to Nightmare by saying how he "used to be a girl" and Nightmare responding "Well yes but that's no cause for guilt, we all were at some point" and accidentally giving Cross the impression that the entire gang is trans. And then every time he goes to one of the others and tries to subtly bring it up they think he's talking about something else and it keeps the bit going
#UTDR#UTMV#Cross Sans#Nightmare Sans#Comedic misunderstandings I love you#I just want him sidling up to Killer while he's organising his jars of monster dust and souls and whatever#being like ''...so. ... how long ago did you...''#But Killer thinks he's talking about the jars so he's like ''oh around the time Nightmare picked me up''#''Oh. ...and he was. okay with that?'' ''yeah he doesn't care as long as I don't make a mess''#Also either at the start when he's talking to Nightmare or at the end I want him to get his gender affirmed#''We all were girls once (puts a hand on Cross's shoulder) but what matters is you are a man now. and a fine one I should add''#''Thank you boss ;-;''
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something that i wasn’t expecting with lighter is how perceptive he is. he’s actually really quick to find someone shady or question one’s intentions.
during the tour de inferno, we didn’t get to see much of this because we saw a lot more focus on caesar’s growth as a character. he was more following along with whatever the other girls had planned.
so it actually made sense to me how and why he became a mercenary leader. he may not want to be willingly, but he has the natural traits to lead and plan accordingly. he’s not always silly goofy and aloof, he also doesn’t just immediately jump in the face of danger. IM SO SICKKK IM SOOO SICKKKK i love this man so bad oh my goddd
#luminotes ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#lighter lorenz#zzz lighter#can you tell. that i’m#not normal about him#i havent been able to write#because my mind is just#putting the pieces together#im going to bang my head on the table#cry into a pillow#put him in a jar and shake it
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Megastar (my first toxic yaoi) x Bingjiu (my most toxic yaoi)
#hey if Megatron also rips off starscreams limbs and puts him in a pickle jar at least the limbs are easier to reattach#ik that 2ha is more toxic but they get better I think so bingjiu is still on top for me#also I never finished 2ha so I dunno rip#sentinel is YQY lol#holy shit the last thing in the bingjiu tag was 10 days ago??#ah yes me and the other 5 bingjiu and megastar fans#if you know Wei wuxian this is the same author#scum villain#svsss#megatron#starscream#megastar#transformers one#transformers#transformers fanart#bingjiu#crossover#yeah this is a reupload I was trying to edit and accidentally deleted the post sorry to the 3 people who liked 😭#self indulgent
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augh. one of the reasons capochin has captivated me is how openly his character is driven by desperation. he's an insecure little man, preening his own feathers and lording his power over the bizzyboys whenever he can. having full say over how many letters their names have = having control over their identity, autonomy, and sense of self, forcing them to "earn" their worth back by shaping themselves to his orders and whims, which reflects capochin's relationship to inspekta. he longs to be loved and he's hungry for respect. he's desperately lonely. it's clear that he was in a bleak place before inspekta came along, and inspekta's ascension to godhood was a given for capochin, his first and most zealous devotee. the most loyal and most useful and most perfect--strip me down to my parts, eat my heart, cut away anything he doesn't need. do his dirty work without complaint and win his love. i just need one chance. one chance to feel like i belong. once he's seen all i've done for him, how i've given everything for him, when he's finally satisfied, maybe i'll feel like i should. maybe i'll be satisfied too. deep down he recognizes that inspekta doesn't care about him anymore, or at least that inspekta is using him more than he cares for him, and that the plan to open the rift is a bad one. but he craves inspekta's respect more than anything else and is terrified of acknowledging that the man he's loyally, ceaselessly worshipped and served doesn't have his best interests at heart, so he doesn't until his terror overcomes him and he can't deny it any longer. you can feel the feverish hunger that fuels everything he does. he's an annoying shithead that constantly gets in your way on purpose and as you learn more about him the veil is drawn back and you realize, ah, this is a broken man. A+, no notes, 10/10 would break his spirit again
#great god grove#great god grove spoilers#capochin#like to be clear none of this is subtext it's all pretty much stated outright#this is less an analysis of his character and more biting him with my teeth. putting him in a jar and shaking. etc#rotating him in my mind if you will#cookin wit da capo my beloved. jinkies man get some therapy
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Let me cook
Konig that loves contact but in unconventional ways
Hugs are nice, sure. But he'll take being pressed fully against his liebling any day, no matter how much they complain they can't breath.
Sitting on his lap? Sure, but also overwhelming. He's just as happy to sling your legs over his thighs and hold one of your calves like carrying a sniper rifle.
You do wake up curled with him, but he's also eating your hair.
So one day you hold out your hand, expecting him to hold hands. Only to find he brings it under his shroud and leans his face into it. You can see the fabric puffing and feel the warm breaths as he huffs in your smell. he likes it bc it grounds him, bringing your presence and scent underneath his mask - in his own comfort zone - without having to remove it.
So it becomes tradition.
You can even distract him from things bc the second you lift your hand high enough that he realizes it's face height he just has to follow through. Thems the rules. He might even continue his conversation without a hitch, all the while rubbing his scratchy cheeks into your palm
(wouldn't actually occur bc pda, but let's imagine:) New recruits watch the colonel that they're kind of sure is half yeti storm across the room and pity the poor person at the end of his wrath, only to watch as he immediately halts before running you over and leans into your already outstretched hand like a dog
I can’t even add on to this because you’ve blue screened my brain
the way I laughed so hard at him eating your hair— I don’t think I could even be mad at him. AND PRETENDING YOUR LEG IS A RIFLE???? OUGH, I need him [sobbing] he’s so lame, god, give me ten (10)
#sexc-snail you never miss#god i want him so bad#[puts him in a jar and shakes it]#konig#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig headcanons#cod#cod thoughts#call of duty#hit post
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poor thing got stamped with lipstick shaped red ink stamps
he died. good.
#clemart#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#prethinker#brian ttcc#up to interpretation on whos the one leaving the comical lipstick marks#i was going to put more lipstick marks for comical effect but i think 6-7 is pushing it#the doodle underneath is for my sanity i got really mad looking at him#you are a brain in a jar. get real.
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still on my first watch through so i am not yet a full-fledged true detective Understander™, but i love how they show us how rust and marty have become enmeshed in ways that, even after a decade of separation, they can't undo. like, episode 1 (1995) marty would never have said the sentence "father time has his way with us all," that's some odd shit, right there. But 2012 marty finds that to be a reasonable response to rust telling him he "look(s) like (he's) doing all right." and rust just, he still trusts marty to have his back, after a decade of silence, he tells him what he's kept his trap shut about in that interview, gives him the pitch on the cover-up. he tells him shit that, if marty told to the cops, would almost certainly land him a guilty sentence. without a second thought. he doesn't know if marty will help him, but he knows marty won't hurt him. anyway.
#They cannot undo what has been done; they are entwined by their own hands; time is a flat circle; etc.#true detective#rust cohle#marty hart#im so normal about them#rust cohle let me put you in a jar and shake it#that's a lie i would not put him in a jar i'd build him a nice terrarium with plenty enrichment#marty gets the jar#the jar can be inside the terrarium and on the weekends marty can visit#in this true detective hypothetical where they are small enough for jars and i am the scientist studying their behavior i would have ethics#anyway#shut up anna
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#why yes i am currently obsessed with tharkay thank you for asking#cant draw people but i want to put laurence and tharkay in a jar and shake them so this is the next best thing#pretend the falcon isnt the size of a person#thank you so much#temeraire#gave him frills this time but forgot the horns smh its always something#20 pages away from finishing book 5#im stalling ngl#chat im scared 🥺#also ive been reading the terror sorry thats on me#temeraire fanart
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Aphrodite and her cringefail loser boyfriend (whom she loves very dearly) (but seriously for a god of war he gets beaten up a LOT and it can kill the mood sometimes)
Bonus doodle:
He lets her do his hair :3
#I love this ship I’m sorry Hephaestus#the way I imagine their relationship is just#young Aphrodite who just got put into an arranged marriage: fuck you I’m going to bang the super cool super badass god of war#*sees him get beaten up trapped in a jar etc* oh. oh no he’s adorable. oh I’m in love with him actually#ares#aphrodite#ares x aphrodite#epic: the musical#greek myths#greek mythos#greek myth#greek mythology
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he's so pathetic guys
#limbus company#lcb#emil sinclair#emil sinclair lcb#art tag#i need him to suffer every inconvenience possible#'was that not just canto iii' sure but i want More. that was just a taste#i want him to have the worst day imaginable all the time#i want to put him in a jar so i can shake him around#do you understand me. do you understand my vision
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