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BLOOD WARNING!!!
Hace raaaaato no he publicado nada y tenia este dibujito de OG! Luo Binghe aka Luo Bingge, asĂ que aja, aquĂ tienen una versiĂłn mas guapa del protagonista de Proud Immortal Demon Way porque no me gusto el primer dibujo donde lo hice XD.
Bingge, no puedes buscar un Shizun que te quiera con tus impulsos violentos, pequeña bestia, deja de desmembrar, torturar y arrancarle partes a las personas que te caen mal, tal vez asà consigas tu final feliz, o lo que sea... Shang Qinghua, por que creaste un protagonista OP tan pendejo? Ah???
Espero que les guste!!!
-PQQ
#fanart#proud immortal demon way#original luo binghe#luo bingge#scum villans self saving system#scum villain self saving system fanart#scumbag system#scumbag system fanart#OG! Luo Binghe#how did u expect your shizun to like you#you put him in a jar#i mean he is a vinegar jar#but still#pls stop being an op angry brat#blood warning
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george rexstrew deserves awards for many things but i have to say. edwinâs bloodcurdling scream as niko gets killed deserves a whole award unto itself. like. that scream did not feel at all like a tv show scream. to a somewhat jarring degree. and i canât express how much I respect that
#he has a number of very convincing screams and suffering noises which I imagine was an important prerequisite for the role#but this one is just especially chilling and again. jarring. not saying that the other actors are bad or anything but no one even comes#close to competing with george and its stark in moments like this#another screaming moment that I thought he did really well in particular is far easier to gloss over and thatâs#when he and charles are escaping hell and he almost gets dragged down into lust#when heâs screaming out for charles he borderline SCREECHES#throughout that arc in general itâs just incredible but yeah#I think part of what makes it so convincing is that he isnât afraid to be high pitched and genuinely Scream rather than yell#like. he is clearly immune to being put off by âyou scream like a girlâ rhetoric#I think a lot of male actors avoid screaming and screeching like that for that internalized reason when. if you wanna be as realistic as#possible. a scream is high pitched. if youâre scared for your fucking life itâs just involuntary#I can also see it being uncommon due to difficulties getting that sound adequately recorded but yeah anyway you get my point#tldr: george rexstrew is great at disturbingly realistic screaming and I applaud him for that#I really hope he didnât have to retake that part too many times..#his poor throatâŠâŠâŠ.#george rexstrew#edwin#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers
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S02E03 I Know Where I'm Going
This scene destroyed me. Physically and emotionally. Oh Aziraphale, you poor sweet angel...
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#aziraphale#michael sheen#aziraphale hugging the jar#top 10 devastating moments#i want to comfort him#but also#angel who do you think put that tumor in the boy?#yeah it was your god#you are too kind for your kin#sob#gos2 spoilers#good omens season 2#good omens 2 spoilers#go2 spoilers#gomens#mine
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*squeezes suguru like a stressball*
#for you impatient bitches#hereâs our beautiful princess with a disorder Ăș-Ăč#I want to put him in a jar and shake him#convince suguru challenge#convince geto challenge#sketch#wip#bluebeesart#my art#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#satosugu#jjk
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Tamlin being really into bugs is very real to me.Like not only is he well versed in plants and flowers but he also knows the name of every bug known to man and whenever he finds something especially cool looking the first person heâs immediately showing is lucien.Lucienâs usual reaction is â???? please get that thing away from meâ but who can really say no to those dazzling big green eyes đ€·.
Tamlin particularly loves presenting lucien with the weirdest looking bugs ever and telling him âthis one looks like you đâ.
#i need you to imagine big mighty high lord tamlin admiring a ladybug on his finger#heâs obviously very anti killing bugs#heâs the kind to put them in a jar and take them outside#heâs also the kind to tell lucien he has a gift for him and itâs like a weird looking caterpillar or sm#lucien dgafff about bugs but he finds tamlinâs fascination with them very endearing#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#lucien vanserra#pro lucien vanserra#pro tamlin#tamlin acotar#tamcien#acotar headcanons#all this shipping nonsense on my tl is so boring take this instead#idk anything about bugs to tell you what tamlinâs favorite would be but he has one
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people bending over backwards to scream Marika never loved Messmer when he alone has more blessings personally bestowed by her than any other demigods combined are so funny to me. also the fact that it's implied he used to live in Leyndell too đđ
also she killed an entire god herself and made sure said God is called all manner of names and depict as ugly forever. for him đđ
#my problem with the :(( poor Messmer take is that you have to take a lot of INT points off him if you think his devotion is blindly one-side#taking on the crusade taking on all of ppl's scorn and hatred stuck in a faraway land#morgott is at least just minding his own business down below#imagine defending your fav like âhe committed massacre because his mother doesnt love himâ be serious with me rn#you want a woobified loveless guy i want a guy that did everything for love because he is loved in return#and don't pretend he's forced to impale and be so cruel to the Hornsent#he did all that eye wide open on his own volition because this is a revenge story. because he knew damn well at one point his mother could#have been cut up and put in a jar#why is the ONLY smiling Marika statue in this entire game a statue of her embracing him#why Marika a sole survivor of an entire clan of ppl would not love the own flesh & blood that she got after she just lost her entire family#(to a massacre btw)#make it make sense#âonly the kindness of Gold#without Orderâ i am sorry we do not deserve the banger implication you give us#er brainrot
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Let me cook
Konig that loves contact but in unconventional ways
Hugs are nice, sure. But he'll take being pressed fully against his liebling any day, no matter how much they complain they can't breath.
Sitting on his lap? Sure, but also overwhelming. He's just as happy to sling your legs over his thighs and hold one of your calves like carrying a sniper rifle.
You do wake up curled with him, but he's also eating your hair.
So one day you hold out your hand, expecting him to hold hands. Only to find he brings it under his shroud and leans his face into it. You can see the fabric puffing and feel the warm breaths as he huffs in your smell. he likes it bc it grounds him, bringing your presence and scent underneath his mask - in his own comfort zone - without having to remove it.
So it becomes tradition.
You can even distract him from things bc the second you lift your hand high enough that he realizes it's face height he just has to follow through. Thems the rules. He might even continue his conversation without a hitch, all the while rubbing his scratchy cheeks into your palm
(wouldn't actually occur bc pda, but let's imagine:) New recruits watch the colonel that they're kind of sure is half yeti storm across the room and pity the poor person at the end of his wrath, only to watch as he immediately halts before running you over and leans into your already outstretched hand like a dog
I canât even add on to this because youâve blue screened my brain
the way I laughed so hard at him eating your hairâ I donât think I could even be mad at him. AND PRETENDING YOUR LEG IS A RIFLE???? OUGH, I need him [sobbing] heâs so lame, god, give me ten (10)
#sexc-snail you never miss#god i want him so bad#[puts him in a jar and shakes it]#konig#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig headcanons#cod#cod thoughts#call of duty#hit post
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poor thing got stamped with lipstick shaped red ink stamps
he died. good.
#clemart#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#prethinker#brian ttcc#up to interpretation on whos the one leaving the comical lipstick marks#i was going to put more lipstick marks for comical effect but i think 6-7 is pushing it#the doodle underneath is for my sanity i got really mad looking at him#you are a brain in a jar. get real.
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One Year of Only Friends: Episode Eight Original air date September 30th, 2023
#only friends the series#sandray#ofts#oftsedit#raysand#asianlgbtqdramas#userjamiec#tuserrowan#userbon#tusersilence#tuserhidden#tostrangers#esmetracks#fordaniseyes#my gifs#my edits#mine: only friends#ofts anniversary#i do love this episode but godddd i hate this episode#between the fuckin strobe light outside of yolo and the shakycam and the wonky fast-slow zoom#nick got no gifs for this ep bc he's cute as all hell but evidently the director hates him :)#apparently this episode was brought to you by the colours yellow and blue#to the point i turned a green gif blue so it didn't look hideously jarring lmao#this was nearly all first kanaphan's shoulders#i put his legs in there for balance#somehow there are 48 sand gifs in this 12 gif gifset i feel#i think my biases are completely subtle nobody would know
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still on my first watch through so i am not yet a full-fledged true detective Understanderâą, but i love how they show us how rust and marty have become enmeshed in ways that, even after a decade of separation, they can't undo. like, episode 1 (1995) marty would never have said the sentence "father time has his way with us all," that's some odd shit, right there. But 2012 marty finds that to be a reasonable response to rust telling him he "look(s) like (he's) doing all right." and rust just, he still trusts marty to have his back, after a decade of silence, he tells him what he's kept his trap shut about in that interview, gives him the pitch on the cover-up. he tells him shit that, if marty told to the cops, would almost certainly land him a guilty sentence. without a second thought. he doesn't know if marty will help him, but he knows marty won't hurt him. anyway.
#They cannot undo what has been done; they are entwined by their own hands; time is a flat circle; etc.#true detective#rust cohle#marty hart#im so normal about them#rust cohle let me put you in a jar and shake it#that's a lie i would not put him in a jar i'd build him a nice terrarium with plenty enrichment#marty gets the jar#the jar can be inside the terrarium and on the weekends marty can visit#in this true detective hypothetical where they are small enough for jars and i am the scientist studying their behavior i would have ethics#anyway#shut up anna
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he's so pathetic guys
#limbus company#lcb#emil sinclair#emil sinclair lcb#art tag#i need him to suffer every inconvenience possible#'was that not just canto iii' sure but i want More. that was just a taste#i want him to have the worst day imaginable all the time#i want to put him in a jar so i can shake him around#do you understand me. do you understand my vision
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[ID: gifs from the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook" showing the characters Fang Duobing and Li Lianhua interacting in chronological order. They show Fang Duobing forcibly taking his pulse, Li Lianhua catching a drunk Fang Duobing before he falls over, Fang Duobing threatening Li Lianhua with Erya when he attempts to stand up, both of them pretending to drink poisoned wine, Li Lianhua grabbing Fang Duobing to force him to eat his soup, Fang Duobing putting a protective arm in front of Li Lianhua, crouched over Li Lianhua after he collapses, pushing Li Lianhua, helping him sit up, and Fang Duobing handing Li Lianhua water in Lotus Tower. /end ID]
#god theyre so funny. shaking their jar is no longer enough im putting both of them in the ultrasonic cleaner.#mysterious lotus casebook#fang duobing#li lianhua#èČè±æ„Œ#cdramaedit#mlcbedit#lhledit#my gifs#the hair flip in the second one is so fucking funny to me..#also. the way the last gif is the last shot of them side by side.#i really can't believe fang duobing asks li lianhua 'please for once can you not run away' and then he never sees him again.
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#why yes i am currently obsessed with tharkay thank you for asking#cant draw people but i want to put laurence and tharkay in a jar and shake them so this is the next best thing#pretend the falcon isnt the size of a person#thank you so much#temeraire#gave him frills this time but forgot the horns smh its always something#20 pages away from finishing book 5#im stalling ngl#chat im scared đ„ș#also ive been reading the terror sorry thats on me#temeraire fanart
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They both want him so bad it makes them look stupid
#sukugo#gojoken#kenjaku's 'what's with you' is fucking gayer than 10 love confessions I know you want to put gojo in a jar and study him sooo bad#and sukuna's just sukuna we know all about him and gojo
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wish they hadnât bitched out on having will kill bob in s2. do you know what i would have done with that all-encompassing and inescapable guilt
#like yes will blames himself to an extent but#it could have been so juicy. there is so much there.#the way it would have changed joyce and willâs relationship forever even though she CANT blame him and she DOESNT blame him#there would still be the tiniest part!!!! the smallest fraction!!!!!!!!!#putting will byers in a pickle jar and shaking him around. you havenât suffered enough for me
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ppl talking about the new interview translation makes me feel exactly like this again
#not art#these are months old but i carry this same rage in me perpetually#âthank yyuoy nintedno for making him Hotâ cowards. cowards all of you#âoouyghg thank u Corporation for being sso lgbt and making your Evil Arab Man Character now also Sexually Consumable For Everyoneâ#because you couldnât see any appeal in his character before now right. now youre just happy to talk about putting his amiibo in the C*m Jar
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