#you literally are married
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greater-than-the-sword · 1 month ago
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So what im getting here is that the only good reason to be married filing separately is if you expect your spouse to be guilty of tax evasion
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twsted-outro · 13 days ago
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POV: someone records your husband (and nonbiological son grim) shopping for holidays dinner and uploads it to magictok (ruggie, jade, floyd, sebek)
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"me, my amazing husband, and our ugly ass cat-son" (Y/N) probably
merry christmas or whatever the equivalent it is in twst
OG tiktok by @/trentos_freshmaker
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rocktheholygrail · 9 months ago
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3x10 || 3x11 || 3x12
will + being jealous of francis dolarhyde/the red dragon/the tooth fairy
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awaitinganorphanera · 9 months ago
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My favorite relationship dynamic
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I love them sm
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butchotter-md · 2 months ago
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the best part about house md is that house is a stupid ass name
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bruciemilf · 3 months ago
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Dick thinks that just because he’s a grown ass man, Harvey won’t climb a chandelier after him to get him down like he did when he was young. Dick is very wrong.
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noxcheshire · 4 months ago
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Yandere! Damian x Danny
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The Al Ghul’s did not believe in love.
In strength, intelligence, in power — always.
But love is a word, a title to use, to manipulate and create whatever they wished from another.
This is a fact: the Al Ghul’s did not believe in love, nor did they feel it.
But Damian thinks that perhaps this is close to it. This funny little feeling in his chest that burns and aches in a way that leaves him breathless. That funny little feeling in his bones that itches to hold Daniel close until he is rooted into his shape and scent. That funny little feeling in his throat that wanted to bite Daniel until only the scars of his teeth remained and Daniel’s blood spilled and stained with life turned cold.
Damian knows this is love, because what else is this need to possess and hold, and tear every other inch of Daniel apart from this world and make him his own?
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ohmigoshiloveu · 4 months ago
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I think about this bit a lot
Bonus:
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rainbow-sunshine-unicorn · 5 months ago
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Kate to Anthony:
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Kate, since she got married to Anthony:
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nebula-remnants · 5 months ago
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their relationship in the au after all the angst is going to be great guys
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they get their shit together eventually I swear
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lagomorphics · 3 months ago
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finished up designs for my nari and lamb! mostly so i could actually settle on designs for them teehee
bonus doodles under cut w some of my headcanons for them :)
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i like to hc narinder to still have the ability to read minds :) they have an unspoken little agreement of "tap if its ok to read your mind right now" (which i add in my writing sometimes!)
i think pre-that they kept eachother out of the others mind via. well. basically a swear jar for mind reading. if they get caught they have to give coin to the other. really effective because narinder hates losing and lamb would prefer to keep their money, honestly
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my pretty princess also gets a cool scythe. but i decided the way he gets it is evil.
I had the idea of lamb finding an old scythe in silk cradle while on a crusade, showed it to narinder because LOOK AT THIS. COOL AS HELL. and well. turns out thats a scythe shamura had gifted him. he had no idea they kept it!!! suffer, catboy.
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anddd some other lil doodles. ok thats all frolics awayyyy
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nibbelraz · 2 years ago
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This is my favorite type of Moshang
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define-bored · 5 months ago
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Hotd logic is so fucking stupid mfs are okay with incest but draw the line when two women kiss.
GO TOUCH SOME GRASS 🙏😭
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maddie-grove · 6 months ago
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Man, what was with all those posts a while back that were like “why do women in historical fiction always complain so much about arranged marriages” and then construct a really specific fantasy scenario where they’re married to a benevolent, sexually disinterested, wealthy man and are fabulously rich themselves?
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skyrim-forever · 9 months ago
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we talk a lot about the fact that you can't marry Brynjolf but we don't talk enough about the fact we were robbed up an assassin romance with Nazir
him being your primary contact in the brotherhood, the bond after the fall of the Falkreath sanctuary plus his smooth voice and his wit, just <3
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hyohaehyuk · 1 month ago
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Source: Bustle - Spilling Set Secrets With The Stars Of Interview With The Vampire S2
Note: So apparently this is “new” — though apparently it was published in May 2024 right after the premiere… I dont know if with some many articles/news around that time people missed this one and someone finally found it or if Bustle forgot to post the link on their social media and remembered to promote this article now.
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