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So what im getting here is that the only good reason to be married filing separately is if you expect your spouse to be guilty of tax evasion
#evelyns tax course#i cant believe people would file separately to avoid paying their spouses tax when its literally a lower average between them#you literally are married#what kind of petty
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POV: someone records your husband (and nonbiological son grim) shopping for holidays dinner and uploads it to magictok (ruggie, jade, floyd, sebek)
"me, my amazing husband, and our ugly ass cat-son" (Y/N) probably
merry christmas or whatever the equivalent it is in twst
OG tiktok by @/trentos_freshmaker
#x reader#reader insert#twisted wonderland x reader#twst#twst x reader#ruggie bucchi#ruggie x reader#floyd leech#twst art#twst fanart#shitpost#jade leech#sebek zigvolt#sebek x reader#floyd x reader#jade x reader#this is what happens post-nrc when you marry the ramshackle prefect baddie @nrc#BEWARE#or not#it's literally 3am my ass is NOT putting effort in drawing rn#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst
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3x10 || 3x11 || 3x12
will + being jealous of francis dolarhyde/the red dragon/the tooth fairy
#will - you like another man? i want him DEAD >:( also will - *is literally married to someone else*#hannibal#hannibaledit#tvedit#hannibal lecter#mads mikkelsen#will graham#hugh dancy#hannigram#frederick chilton#freddie lounds#horroredit#horror#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#murder husbands#hannibal gifs#hannibal 3x10#hannibal 3x11#hannibal 3x12
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My favorite relationship dynamic
I love them sm
#one piece fanart#opfanart#opla fanart#opla#coby#koby#luffy#monkey d luffy#helmeppo#cobymeppo#cobylu#kobymeppo#kobylu#unrequited love#unrequited feelings#I love mutual pining but to completely different people#being hopelessly in love with a man who sees you as a close friend must be fun 🤩🤩#‘wow they’re just a great friend’ vs ‘I’ll literally die for you please marry me Ilysm’#the lovelies#😍😍
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the best part about house md is that house is a stupid ass name
#this is most clearly illustrated with stacy.#can you imagine. STACY HOUSE. i literally wouldnt get married at that point#(also i do know he gets married to someone else at some point but ive only watched through s5 lmao)#butch otter notes#house md#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#greg house#gregory house#dr house
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Dick thinks that just because he’s a grown ass man, Harvey won’t climb a chandelier after him to get him down like he did when he was young. Dick is very wrong.
#au where harveys still two face and literally nothing changes except he and Bruce are married and also raise the batboys together#I just want Harvey wrangling these feral birds like a tired father#especially dick I just know he was an absolute nightmare as Robin. ‘I want a bat burger please’ ‘dick i kidnapped you’ ‘:(‘#*sigh* do you want fries too?#harvey dent#dick grayson#two face#dc two face#text post#dc#dc comics
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Yandere! Damian x Danny
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The Al Ghul’s did not believe in love.
In strength, intelligence, in power — always.
But love is a word, a title to use, to manipulate and create whatever they wished from another.
This is a fact: the Al Ghul’s did not believe in love, nor did they feel it.
But Damian thinks that perhaps this is close to it. This funny little feeling in his chest that burns and aches in a way that leaves him breathless. That funny little feeling in his bones that itches to hold Daniel close until he is rooted into his shape and scent. That funny little feeling in his throat that wanted to bite Daniel until only the scars of his teeth remained and Daniel’s blood spilled and stained with life turned cold.
Damian knows this is love, because what else is this need to possess and hold, and tear every other inch of Daniel apart from this world and make him his own?
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#batman#dp x dc prompt#Damian x Danny#yandere damian wayne#Damian loves his boy failure#Danny is literally just some guy#but with some ghost#not that Damian or anyone else knows.#The batfam are HIGH KEY concerned#they want to separate Damian and Danny#but Damian had already tried to amputate Dick’s legs when he suggested it#Damian: you will live if not crawl#Damian is an unhinged boy#he has not had the best influence when it comes to relationships#even with the Batfam and Bruce Damian still takes que from what the Al Ghul’s do#he will either marry Danny or lock him up in a basement#dead serious
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I think about this bit a lot
Bonus:
#jrwi the suckening#fizzfangs#emizel tucker#theo collins#jrwi soda#omgart#comic#I’d call deacon a bastard but he literally didn’t come up with this part#the wife and kids were all Emizel#ALSO. you know if Emizel’s marrying anybody but Theo then Theo’s got a monopoly on being best man#like THE GALL. of Emizel getting married WITHOUT HIM????#even IMAGINARY NOT-REAL married???#…I’m not past ep 9 yet but I just got chills there’s a marriage plot later on right?
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Kate to Anthony:
Kate, since she got married to Anthony:
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton#bridgerton season two#bridgerton memes#my sister in christ there’s literal stars in you eyes#every time you look at him#you literally haven’t stopped smiling since you got married#but it’s ok#we support women’s rights#and women’s wrongs#she’s so deliriously happy she doesn’t even care about being wrong this one time
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their relationship in the au after all the angst is going to be great guys
they get their shit together eventually I swear
#fnaf au#fnaf dca#dca au#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#shitpost#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf#five nights at freddys#dca fandom#You guys have NO idea what im yapping about but it’ll be cool when I finish the reveal I swear#Old married couple ass dynamic#But with angst they need to overcome#Because that’s literally what it is#…#sun x moon#But with angst and the idea of recovering together#distortions of the mind au
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finished up designs for my nari and lamb! mostly so i could actually settle on designs for them teehee
bonus doodles under cut w some of my headcanons for them :)
i like to hc narinder to still have the ability to read minds :) they have an unspoken little agreement of "tap if its ok to read your mind right now" (which i add in my writing sometimes!)
i think pre-that they kept eachother out of the others mind via. well. basically a swear jar for mind reading. if they get caught they have to give coin to the other. really effective because narinder hates losing and lamb would prefer to keep their money, honestly
my pretty princess also gets a cool scythe. but i decided the way he gets it is evil.
I had the idea of lamb finding an old scythe in silk cradle while on a crusade, showed it to narinder because LOOK AT THIS. COOL AS HELL. and well. turns out thats a scythe shamura had gifted him. he had no idea they kept it!!! suffer, catboy.
anddd some other lil doodles. ok thats all frolics awayyyy
#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl designs#cotl narilamb#<- they are married as hell#my art#I DONT COLOUR PICK WHEN I DRAW THEM ME MAKING THESE REFS WAS LITERALLY SO I COULD STOP BEING INDECISIVE LOL...#ok enjoy (throws petals and does a gay little pose)#also can you tell i dont do lineart that much..... release me.... i need my lineless funnies.....
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This is my favorite type of Moshang
#svsss#shang Qinghua#mobei jun#Mobei-Jun#moshang#scum villains self saving system#scum villain self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#sqh#mbj#i love when mobei jun is so sure that he's snagged the perfect husband only for him to realize said husband had NO idea they were married#that shang Qinghua has been dying everyday to kiss him when he literally could do it any time he wanted#literally its SO GOOD I ITS MY FAVORITE#sorry for my handwriting#and any typos if you see then 😭#my art#nibbelraz#also ya i forgot his demon mark and edited it in 2 minutes after posting but thats ok
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Hotd logic is so fucking stupid mfs are okay with incest but draw the line when two women kiss.
GO TOUCH SOME GRASS 🙏😭
#mini-rant#‘wow this woman married and had kids with her uncle- LESBIANS?? SHUT IT DOWN’#SHE WAS LITERALLY SAPPHIC IN THE BOOK#SO YOU CAN’T HIDE BEHIND THE ‘it’s straying from the book ☝️🤓’ SHIELD ANYMORE#deadass hope rhaenyra and mysaria have a nasty scene next episode out of pure spite#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers#hotd s2#mysaria#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaesaria#rhaenicent#episode 6 spoilers
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Man, what was with all those posts a while back that were like “why do women in historical fiction always complain so much about arranged marriages” and then construct a really specific fantasy scenario where they’re married to a benevolent, sexually disinterested, wealthy man and are fabulously rich themselves?
#if you wanna marry a rich gay dude you don’t need your dad to force you to do that#also being coerced into marriage isn’t the same as having the option to go through a marriage broker as an adult#also also Samuel Richardson literally wrote Clarissa in 1748#your dad could make you marry the odious soames if he wanted
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we talk a lot about the fact that you can't marry Brynjolf but we don't talk enough about the fact we were robbed up an assassin romance with Nazir
him being your primary contact in the brotherhood, the bond after the fall of the Falkreath sanctuary plus his smooth voice and his wit, just <3
#skyrim#tesblr#nazir#dark brotherhood#he is literally perfect marriage material and they just didn't#I really wanna know how they decided who you could marry
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Source: Bustle - Spilling Set Secrets With The Stars Of Interview With The Vampire S2
Note: So apparently this is “new” — though apparently it was published in May 2024 right after the premiere… I dont know if with some many articles/news around that time people missed this one and someone finally found it or if Bustle forgot to post the link on their social media and remembered to promote this article now.
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#delainey hayles#assad zaman#eric bogosian#interview with the vampire#iwtv#quoting tweets i found#so cute how sam and delainey are caffein addicts and jacob is constantly trying to do damage control and failing miserably#jacob going into parental mood#they literally embody the unholy family#“You know what’s good for you? Sleep.” LMFAO JACOB#and the saga of sam admitting to doing some unhinged shit like it’s perfectly normal and triggering the dad in jacob continues#THEY'RE SUCH AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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