#you killed him ........

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

“Oh hey guys what going on-“

*BOOP*

[kindergartenbuttiny]

Felix I'm, I'm gonna fucking kill you *Throws a live grenade at him*

OH NO-

[tinkerbitch69]

The celestial toymaker calling out the doctor and pointing out that even if they are ‘alive’ the doctor as good as killed all the Moffat era companions

Jeez you could have just killed him, dude.

[hyperfixating-the-blog]

Yup, these are muggle snack, very tasty! 🤭 you should try them :3 also, here's a drink for you too, just in case 🤗

“Oh wow! A drink as well? You’re too kind, thank you!”

“<33”

[eldritch-spouse]

Me to Grimbly: "Not here, kitten whisker daddy will discuss it later" as a joke when he is trying to get my attention

Grimbly 0.0002 seconds upon being called "daddy":

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[emoalcoholic]

>:]

……

[ii-thelightseekers]

*Pulls out a giant silly string can.*

SPREAD THE S I L L Y ! ! ! *SPRAYS THE GIANT SILLY STRINGS EVERYWHERE*

[gummy-sharks666]

Thinking ab Sid Arkale rlly got me bricked up and crying at the same time

[kibouhero]

Izuku was promptly burying his face into his hands while blushing hard. “K-Kacchaaaaaann....!” He whined in a high-pitched voice. 

One of those said “marks” may have already been on his neck from earlier in the day. 

@ignitionxbomb​

[cflight]

hemlock's not very smart, now is he? i mean, all of this talk about changing the world, about experiments and prototypes... sure sounds like he's obsessing over them because he knows he'll never get any finished product out of it. fussing over a bunch of dead ends and stupid ideas because he can't accept that things aren't the way he wants them to be because its just not functional. people who can actually change the world don't need to preen about it, they let their own actions speak for themselves, but oh, no, he can't just do that, he has to go on and on and on about how he's totally right and he's done it right because if he doesn't no one would even entertain the idea. one of the stupidest people i've seen in a long time, really. shame he's not even very entertainingly stupid either.

Hemlock’s eyes narrow at that, the corners of his mouth ever slightly turning downwards into a fierce scowl. “You’d be surprised at what I’ve managed to complete during all those years of work.” he says thinly, a flash of anger in his icy blue eyes. “While it’s true things have been progressing slower than expected, I can’t say I’m not satisfied with the results as they are now.”

He fidgets with the metal syringe on his desk, wrinkled hands trailing over the gold-laced tube. “After all, can’t expect perfection on the first try, no? Those previous experiments were all but testaments of my limitations at the time. I’ve grown stronger. Powerful.” His gaze trails over towards the stranger, his free hand clenching into a fist. “I don’t need some cloaked fool telling me how it’s all for naught.“

He snarls, the hand previously tracing the syringe lifting and digging into his skin, the sound of thick, bubbling liquid entering his body as he gave the stranger a sickening smile. “Go ahead, embrace your tainted mind with your utterly foolish assumptions. But just know you won’t be laughing once I rid this plague that is but a stain on what soon will be rightfully mine.”

[yourxguardian]

🐝  *  ―  𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑻𝒀 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺./ @ofauroradreams​ ❛  is there anything i can do for you?  ❜

Brilliant blue optics were faded nearly black and the moonlight did nothing to bring life to them. The air dragged through his vents and his chest plates were heavy. He cleared his vision a long time ago of the warnings that were screaming at him. He needed a medic.

  ❝ . . . ❞

His chest plating fell and his vents came more shallow as he tried to repair his vocal processing unit.         That Decepticon really got the jump on him. Bee knew Optimus would have something to say to him if he was here.         His optics shuttered and he heard Liana’s voice again.

He stayed silent for a moment,  ❝ here, ❞ he forced his servo to this side of his chassis but he could only drag it half way before he stopped,  ❝ I need you to . . . reconnect . . . ❞ he sighed and he tried to relax,  ❝ reconnect . . . the energon . . . cable . . . here, ❞ Bee didn’t have the time to think about the fact that he was losing consciousness and was trying to instruct a human how to do surgery.

                                                                                                                    BASIC surgery.

He tried to relax.

Bee didn’t know if he was moving closer, he didn’t even know if she could hear him. So many systems were going offline. He just wondered why his pain receptors remained online. If she could reconnect the cables he might be able to avoid stasis lock. He knew he was asking a lot but they didn’t have a choice. 

He tried to relax.

The Decepticon was dead. Bee didn’t know where the scrap was but he knew he killed it and Liana was safe. This was the last time he was taking her on a mission with him. Once he was fully functional he planned to tell Optimus that. For now though, she was safe.

He relaxed as his vison went dark.

[batthiief]

OPAL.

[disgruntleddemon]

dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic

[daniartonline]

My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;

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