#you just know it

[gongyussy]

i saw this and my brain just went ANIME!!!! x com/claude6landry/status/1700133367532999139?s=46&t=EkLTUMxrC0tRhVHceiCAaQ

when i opened this i thought it was an article about sid talking about his real passion: anime

[jhasegawa25]

What do you think Sean did to Daniel before this pic was taken? Because based on how Daniel looks and Sean’s smile, I think he definitely did something to annoy Daniel

[help-itrappedmyself]

Incorrect Quotes

Because they deserve all the snark in the world

Random Person: Where have you been all my life? Damian: I don't know but I wish I was still there. ~~ Tim: You're a conversation starter. Not when you're around, but once you leave. ~~~ Tim: I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you. ~~ Damian: I envy the people who haven't met you. ~~ Damian: I find the fact that you've lived this long both surprising and disappointing.

[winterbuckwild]

The first place that Steve and Eddie buy together was run down and drafty. They were doing it up slowly, pouring through books from the library, guided by Wayne when he knew something that the boys didn't, but winter managed to hot before they got around to the pipe work.

It had become a ritual of theirs when the heating was down that first winter to fill the hot water bottles an hour before bed and spread them over their mattress to warm it up, piling on the blankets and duvets that they would sleep between for extra padding.

They would make a mad, cold dash from in front of the living room space heater to the warmth of the bed with a brief bathroom stop in between and cuddled close and cosy as the weather roared outside.

Decades later, in their double glazed, luxury ranch house with full central heating and a living room fire, they would still pull out the heat packs an hour before bed. They microwaved them and put them between their high thread count cotton sheets to keep the chill out of the bed when they turn the heating off early for the night.

[windsweptinred]

All my mutauls seem to watching Arcane or 911 on mass.

Not I, oh no, my brain has decided we're binging our way through a 34 year old TV show. 🤣

Seriously though, where has Twin Peaks been all my life? See this man right here... He's EVERYTHING.

[essentialthyme]

i don't even know, man, this is the gayest shit i ever witnessed 😳

[wannabecatwriter]

It so happened that staying with Harvey for a bit longer turned into staying with him indefinitely - a situation that greatly pleased Josie.

While his house wasn't the biggest, it was certainly luxe and Josie took full advantage of all the amenities.

With one of the main amenities, of course, being the owner of the house, who met her needs both physically and by showering her with compliments.

Life was good.

Of course, sometimes Harvey was busy with phone calls about the club (which she thought she should probably visit at some point), but that was expected behavior for someone who was a busy enterprise owner. This, Josie could deal with.

Her auntie did have a rather shocked look when Josie came to get her stuff and told her she was moving in with Harvey, but Chandra quickly became helpful and helped her gather all of her belongings from the house and even helped her pack them into Harvey's car.

And to think that she wanted to introduce her to some accountant. Hah! She did just fine for herself.

[treel]

I adore your dib, and even more because he looks a lot like this dude on tiktok, connor patriok. ❤️😍

If Dib had any sense, he'd be posting videos on Thirst Trap Doctor TikTok! Unfortunately, his personality gets in the way of his looks

👊😔

[bones-mcjones-incorporated]

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Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[ghost-oftheriver]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[yourmajestybee]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off