#you instantly understand what they mean

[uncanny-tranny]

Another bonus to learning a fiber art is being able to speak to others in a Lovecraftian language that nobody else understands...

...and also being able to read things like THIS:

[soupmanspeaks]

You know what

In celebration of a common CC W

Here's some rare Soup art of the boy

[zer0point5ive]

adam and lawrence standing opposite one another for the first time once they’ve both recovered enough and adam losing his mind a little ‘cause yeah, he’s seen lawrence, he’s stalked him, camera in hand and spent what felt like a lifetime chained up across the room from him, he’s had hours in his darkroom, music blaring as photo after photo of lawrence stares back at him, he’s been up close and personal as lawrence promised to come back, as adam begged him not to leave and he’s sat next to lawrence’s hospital bed during their joint recovery. he’s seen lawrence, sure. but only from a distance, only lying down. so when he’s suddenly stood a few feet in front of the guy? when lawrence moves closer, still, and adam realises that he has to tilt his head up to look at him? when he realises that lawrence has to bend a little when he wants to murmur something to adam, just low enough that no one else will hear? when lawrence comments on their height difference for the first time, teasing but not mean, well .. yeah. maybe adam realises he has a little thing for it. or whatever

[sysig]

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[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

Fuck it. Here's the oneshot I've mentioned

Summary: We're two weeks after the events of "Exes and Oohs", and Millie has been kidnapped. She's grudgingly enjoying solitary confinement in the world's dustiest yet simultaneously most pristine dungeon when an unlikely face from her past comes sauntering in; against her protests he decides to stick by like a leech, and they end up having a surprisingly genuine conversation years in the making.

Not a confession and… kind of critical?? Might qualify as a fix-it?? Honestly just wanted to give Millie the lore she was robbed of in that episode, as well as do a fun little show-don't-tell exercise. (Also, Chaz has a character now beyond walking penis gag. Sort of.)

[naturesgender]

okay so sometimes you just need to have a really big cry and then put your hands and face into the spaghetti and then the world will start to feel less horrible

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Okay, but listening to It Took Me By Surprise by Maria Mena now, with a lot more development having gone into Sorry It's Locked and a much better understanding of how Jay and Alex's relationship played out back in uni... As much as this song is how Jay feels about Alex... It's also VERY Alex about Jay back in uni, when he was finally realising he had to break off their fwb situation (Amy helps him come to this conclusion, and she's very right. Their relationship wasn't healthy for either of them. Both of them contributed to it being toxic—tho she only hears one side, so she doesn't realise that Alex really was just as big a part of the problem as Jay was. Just like how Tim doesn't realise that Jay was also a big part of the problem, because he's only heard Jay's side of the story—)

But just, god if they listened to this song, both of them would relate to it so heavily at different points in their relationship, and that makes me wanna chew them like gum. Like

Alex back in uni would relate to it quite a lot I think (especially with one of the things I have planned to write about the thing that finally drove them apart)

And Jay a little bit in college, but mostly after finding Alex again during marble hornets, all the way from chapter 2 of sorry it's locked up until the entry 80 fic I have planned, would relate to it as well.

Just. God, this song with the knowledge I now have of Jay and Alex and the relationship I've accidentally designed for them. If these bitches came to life and found me I think they'd team up to try and kill me for what I've done to them 💀

[quinndelightful]

If any of you have been on the more artsy side of *insert social media with tiktoks/reels/shorts/whatever* you have seen the absolutely adorable "Do you think we're together in every universe?" "I hope so" With visuals of duos or trios (Like suns and moons, two cartoon characters, three fruits together, ect)

BUT SOMEBODY MADE EURIDYCE ASK ORPHEUS "Do you think there is a universe where we stay together?" AND HE CAN ONLY SAY "I hope so," FOLLOWED BY EXAMPLES OF THEIR STORY PLAYING OUT OVER AND OVER AGAIN ACROSS DIFFERENT MEDIAS (Like Hadestown and such)

THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY I'M LITERALLY CRYING OVER THE FACT THAT NO. NO THERE ISN'T A UNIVERSE WHERE THEY CAN STAY TOGETHER BECUASE IF THEY WERE TO BOTH STAY ALIVE THAT WOULD MEAN THEY DIDN'T LOVE EACHOTHER ENOUGH TO RISK ANYTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

ORPHEOUS LOOKING BACK WAS HIS WAY OF SAYING I LOVE YOU- AND EURIDYCE WAS OF SAYING I LOVE YOU TOO WAS TELLING HIM SHE FORGIVES HIM.

THE ONLY UNIVERSE WHERE HE WOULDN'T LOOK BACK IS THE ONE WHERE HE DIDN'T GO SAVE HER AT ALL.

[ur-friendly-nbhd-cardassian]

Hey folks who go "This character wouldn't go for this gender"...

We get it. You're a certain way and so you tend to see the world through your own personalised filter. So do I and everyone else, though. Are we not valid?

And sure, no one is forcing you to consume content that makes you uncomfortable. You can avert your eyes any time, as long as you try to be tactful about it and not hurt anyone.

But just for once I'd like to see a "I'm [a certain way] and I don't hate on people who have it different" post instead. Just like I'm figting my own decades long programming by exposing myself to pretty pictures and stories whenever the two people/characters make sense to me, you might wanna do that with whatever makes you uncomfortable for whatever reason.

You know why? Because you're kinda being just like the people who say these things about your deal. The very people you might've been hurt by your whole life. And I don't feel like you mean to send this sort of signal (I hope you don't).

It doesn't feel nice having to read these comments. It doesn't feel nice having your choice devaluated, for any reason. Maybe consider that the next time you feel like dropping a post.

[confinesofmy]

how to be an inquisitive extrovert who loves asking people about their interests while still maintaining the balance of you-talk to me-talk

how to bring up a topic you know no one cares about and stick to it for longer than 2 minutes

how to pause to inhale WITHOUT indicating that the other person is now encouraged to change topics if desired

how to find people who want to talk about topics unrelated to themselves

how to force people to listen to you when all you want is to talk about inane bullshit

[lesbianlenas]

went to see the aces yesterday which first of all they were amazing it was my first time going to a concert w lesbian music and it was very special to me (also the lead singer was so sexy btw js 😩) but ANYWAY. i asked my friend if she wanted to go w me & she had never listened to them before but she said she would and i sent her some of their music to listen to etc etc. so like we went to the concert it was great and afterwards she told me she thought it was boring and she didn’t like the music. which was kind of crazy to me bc it’s like indie pop/rock music and like as someone who does not enjoy the majority of indie music bc i find it boring their music is not boring 😭 so first of all i find that offensive. second of all she was like well if you find a concert from x artists then i would enjoy that and she listed like three artists to me one of which was taylor swift and i was like. yeah where am i gonna get taylor swift tickets lmfao. but the other artist she listed (i don’t remember the third one she said lol) i just looked up his music and i’m legit like 😭😭😭 first of all this man looks like he just finished hibernating for the winter and crawled out of the cave into the sun for the first time in months. second of all. that’s also what his music sounded like. my point being that going to this man’s concert while he strums a single guitar in a flannel shirt and jeans would be a million times more boring than watching women having fun on stage and singing abt lesbianism idk call me crazy………it’s like i would find it more understandable if it was at LEAST interesting music………

[sexchanged]

just finished yakuza 0…

[oflgtfol]

this is why i follow you. you understand venom. it feels like theres maybe 10 of us who do. love a person who's got their priorities straight. god bless you.

fr we are out in the fucking trenches out here. it's sad because venom is a pretty popular character but 99% of the time it's either A. edgy dudebros who love edgy macho violence and think huge grotesque muscles are like peak masculinity, B. horny people who only view venom as a sex object, which like, was funny at first, but the further you get into the comics and further into actually enjoying venom, it's like, okay, do you have anything else to say? or do you view venom as a mindless muscle monster the same way the edgy dudebros do, just that the thought turns you on instead? or C. normal people who are normal but still otherwise have a completely shallow understanding of what venom actually is. i want to blame spiderman 3 for being the root of popular culture's misunderstanding of venom

[prlssprfctn]

Freshly adopted Jason, who is so used to taking care of his mother that the first morning in the manor, he wakes up in early hours to cook for Bruce, too.

Logically speaking, he understands that Bruce doesn't need it — he is a healthy adult, and they have Alfred — but it is six in the morning, and his mind is foggy, so he just follows his instincts. Maybe he does not even realise that mom is not here, after all.

Alfred finds him in the weakly dimmed kitchen when he finishes his walk around the Manor before starting with his chores. He is amused at first, stopping quietly behind the child. He is doing great (that's a surprise since Dick intentionally just stirred more trouble), and Alfred can't help but smile a little.

'Good morning, master Jason. If you are hungry, you should wake me up the next time. I promise to take care of you.'

Jason blinks owlishly, still awfully sleepy. His eyes are barely opened, his hands working on the automat.

'Breakfast,' he mumbles, frowning a little. 'For mom- I mean, for dad.'

Alfred's smile falters. His original impression shifts in a late realisation.

Oh.

'Master Jason, you shouldn't really-'

'Finished,' he yawns, putting a one — just one, nothing for himself at all — plate in front of Alfred.

It is a very simple dish, scrambled eggs with some black paper and toasted bread — but not even made in a toaster, just on the pan; this kid probably doesn't know how to use toasters. It smells nice, Alfred compliments mentally.

'Can you-' He yawns. 'Pass to-'

And then little Jason falls asleep helplessly, falling right in Alfred's arms. He catches him, of course. This boy weighs nothing at all.

'Hey, Al,' Bruce sticks his head in the kitchen, no less sleepy. 'What is going on?'

Alfred explains to Bruce what happened, and he is no less distraught. He helps him to put Jason in the bed and eats all the breakfast he prepared, with a mixture of delight and despair.

And when Jason wakes up, embarrassed by the faint memories of the early morning, Alfred puts a big plate in front of him, filled with so much food that his big blue eyes light up instantly.

'Bon appetite, master Jason,' he smiles. 'Your cooking had passed my personal standards for a cook. You are a good soldier.'

Jason giggles, his mouth already stuffed with bacon.

'That I am.'

And that he always will be.

[rs-hawk]

You get a pet tentacle as a "gag gift" for your birthday. You have no idea why your friends thought the little mass with a tentacle would make you laugh, but it didn't. Of course though, you don't want to be mean to it, so you take it home, trying to make it comfortable. You don't understand that by taking it home, now it thinks you've chosen it as your mate.

Once you're asleep, it expands, filling your bedroom with all of its tentacles. The first one to reach you has a plant like appendage, which spritzes you with an aphrodisiac that will also help you properly incubate its eggs. You groan, wiping the droplets from your face. There's already a hot pulsing between your legs. Without thinking much about it, still being half asleep, you kick off your blanket, eager fingers rolling your clit and stuffing into your hole.

Your tentacle pet stops to watch you, excitement building within it. Its mate is putting on a show for it! You must really want it! After a few moments, it can't stand it anymore. Two more tentacles reach for you, attaching to your nipples. That's when you start to realize what's going on, but you're so desperate now for release and to be stuffed you're almost crying.

Its suckers suck and pull on your nipples, making you moan and whimper. More tentacles wrap around your arms, pulling your hands away from your dripping hole. You let out a tiny whine of protest. The tentacles spread your cunt wide, looking at you clench around nothing, your wetness soaking your bed. Its breeding tentacles pulsing already.

You start to whine and beg for it to fuck you, wiggling your hips as more tentacles restrain you, making sure you're secure. Finally, one starts sucking on your clit, making you cum almost instantly. Despite your finish, your cunt is still eager to be stuffed and filled.

"Please, please," you beg it, lifting your hips up slightly.

Your pet is more than happy to comply, stuffing a thick tentacle into your eager hole. A moan escapes from your lips, your eyes half lidded from pleasure. It thrusts in and out of you, slowly depositing eggs directly into your womb. It doesn't even matter to you as you feel the weight in your body. You just need the tentacles to keep pleasuring and fucking you.