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sebastianshaw · 2 years ago

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Sebastian Shaw has pec implants. Those massive titties? Fake!

Shaw doesn't care if people think he's an asshole, or a terrible father, or an absolutely disgusting evil nasty awful excuse for a human being, but TO DOUBT HIS MITTIES?!?!!

OUTRAGE! SLANDER! LIES UPON LIES! YOU, SIRRAH/MADAM/OTHERWISE, ARE ABOUT TO BE SUED WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE AND THEN SLAIN IN A DUEL AT DAWN!!! THESE 10000% REAL PECTORAL PRIZES SHALL BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER SEE!! @sammysdewysensitiveeyes

#sammysdewysensitiveeyes #thank you this was fun #you hit him where it hurts!

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canisalbus · 11 months ago

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Why do I get the feeling Vasco would just react normally to a horror. He would bake bread for the devil, man, he is the most well adjusted dude.

#own art #own characters #Vasco #snorlaxpillow #sorry I had to #for the record he isn't immune to the horrors I'm just exaggerating #he has thicker skin and better support network as well as raw luck on his side but he will break if you hit him where it hurts

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lokh · 1 month ago

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also i think if roleswap laios and canon laios met theyd immediately start fighting.

#canon laios would blurt out 'why do you look like our dad' and fisticuffs ensue.#shuro........ is a little more complicated #if canon shuro doesnt think too hard about it and just treats the other him like a stranger then theres no problem #on the other hand i imagine he holds himself to high standards and if he sees his other self doing things he considers improper or uncouth.#i imagine hed only speak up if he saw it happen A Lot like hed pull him aside like hey... what the fuck #thered be a bit of 'holy shit i woulda turned out like THAT??' on both sides #roleswap shuro would often get frustrated but i think hed understand that like. thats how the culture is like he lived it too #but i think similarly hed watch laios steamroll og shuro and eventually be like. DUDE. just say something #shorter fuse lmao. anyways still turning this AU over in my head #how much more forward can shuro be before hes unbelievably out of character...#and what if they switched universes!!!!#if laios switched. it would be immediately obvious something is up in the og universe but it may be chalked up to like #a weird mood..... though maybe the party starts to wonder 'hey... is it not possible this is a shapeshifter' 😭#but og laios in the roleswap universe...#tbh havent thought too hard on what the party dynamics in that universe might be like assuming all else is the same save for the roleswap #i imagine chilchuck would still get on alright as long as hes being paid upfront and laios is still attentive/ recognises his abilities #and limitations also. marcille................................... hmm #she might treat him more formally and be less close.... may perceive him as more threatening at first meeting #(in terms of like. 'taking falin away' i mean if that makes sense)#but well. u kno how in canon laios Does notice a lot of things about his companions and has a very pragmatic view that surprises them #and they dont tend to notice until he says it aloud because its often overlooked cos of his. everything else.#well. id imagine roleswap laios still notices things but simply would not say it aloud.#the party would also be like .. dude... did he hit his head #if SHURO swapped...................... well it depends when exactly it happened #i imagine it could be a bigger issue with the retainers #im losing steam cos my lower back hurt so bad adgfsdfg i cant get a good position on this chair #but for shuro himself i imagine it would be nightmarish lmao.#roleswap (henceforth RS) shuro would wake up as an adult with the retainers like. ??? was that all a dream?? did i never make it out #meanwhile og shuro ending up god knows where..........#if he ended up with the retainers again he might not immediately realise somethings amiss and try to act normally

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fake-married-my-dead-fiance · 2 months ago

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I'm losing hit points to psychic damage every time I watch another episode of Fangs of Fortune like some sort of Pokemon but I keep going back for more.

Me:

#fangs of fortune #I need MORE #MORE PSYCHIC DAMAGE #I swear I lose 10HP every time someone hits that little Mountain God #he's so happy why are you hurting him?#And I am losing 1HP for every 10 minutes of airtime where Little Doctor is still possessed #Zhu Yan says he wants to die and I take another -10 hit #cdramas

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urfavisananimegirl · 15 days ago

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walter white from breaking bad

Walter Hartwell White (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!

#my name is walter hartwell white. i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104. this is my confession. if youre watching thi #s tape im probably dead. murdered by my brother in law hank schrader. hank has been building a meth empire for over a year and using me as #is chemist. shortly after my 50th birthday hank came to me with a rather shocking proposition. he asked that i use my chemistry knowledge t #cook methamphetamine which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. connections that he made through his career with the #DEA. i was... astounded. i always thought that hank was a very moral man and i was thrown. confused. but i was also particularily vulner #able at the time. something he knew and took advantage of. i was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. han #took me on a ride along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. and i was weak. i didnt want my family to #go into financial ruin so i agreed. every day i think back at that moment with regret. i quickly realized that i was in way over my head an #hank had a partner. a man named gustavo fring. a business man. hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man and when i tried to quit #fring threatened my family. i didnt know where to turn. eventually hank and fring had a falling out. from what i can gather hank was always #pushing for a greater share of the business to which fring flatly refused to give him and things escalated. fring was able to arrange uh i #uess you could call it a hit. on my brother in law. and failed but hank was seriously injured. and i ended up paying his medical bills whic #amounted to a little over 177000. upon recovery hank was bent on revenge working with a man named hector salamanca. he plotted to kill frin #and did so. in fact the bomb that he used was built by me and he gave me no option in it. i have often contemplated suicide but i am a cowa #d. i wanted to go to the police but i was frightened. hank had risen in the ranks to become head of the DEA and about that time to keep me #n line he took my children. for 3 months he kept them.my wife who up until that point had no idea of my criminal activities was horrified t #learn what i had done. why hank had taken our children. we were scared. i was in hell i hated myself for what i had brought upon my family.#recently i tried once again to quit to end this nightmare and in response he gave me this. i cant take this anymore. i live in fear every #ay that hank will kill me or worse hurt my family. i... all i could think to do was make this video in hope that the world will finally see #this man for what he really is.#breaking bad #walter white #your fave is an anime girl #your fave is #hall of fame

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bitchthefuck1 · 6 months ago

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That one chef saying that the worst thing about a bad boss is how they unlock that behavior in you and seeing Carmy mirror the attitude of the chef that terrorized him and gave him panic attacks and then ending the season with Syd having a panic attack because of the stress of working with Carmy...diabolical.

#idk if it's a little too on the nose or not (i literally just finished the season so i haven't had time to sit with it) but that whole #element is so interesting (and so devastating). and the ways that mirrors all of Nat's worries about continuing the dysfunction of her #family now that she has a kid...#i also think its a good portrayal of how not addressing your trauma and leaving things to fester can end up hurting other people way more #than it hurts you. like even if Carmy is okay with choosing to not have a life or to be close with anyone (which. debatable) he's #not the only one whose life gets fucked by that. the mess just radiates out until it hits everyone around him and he ends up creating #the same circumstances that caused his dysfunction in the first place.#even if evil joel mchale chef is right (a+ casting btw very punchable face) and carmy needs to ruin his life to be a good chef #--which is a big if--he's actively making the people around him less able to do their jobs. which then makes the people around them #less able. and so on. so in the end it's still net negative. and like. chef terry proves that he's actually completely wrong #the environment in her kitchen is the exact opposite and everyone is operating at an insane level anyway no abuse necessary #this season was definitely the weakest of the 3 but i rly wanna see where they go next. and they better drop the next bit soon bc that was #in no way complete #the bear #the bear season 3 #carmy berzatto #sydney adamu #the bear spoilers

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fairyroses · 1 year ago

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requested by @lexkent: the scene in "Shattered" where Lana sees Lex on the ground in the stable sitting curled into himself, and she looks anguished to see him in such a state, and she's so kind and compassionate to him

+ bonus Lana, after literally almost dying:

#thank you erin for requesting this because these scenes are incredibly underrated #like the moment where lana hands lex the drink and he smiles up at her with such an innocently adoring look....... many thoughts head full #(yes I know it all goes horribly wrong right after that but shhhhh)#she's just soooo soft and gentle and sweet with him and it's hitting all the best hurt/comfort buttons in my heart 🥺#just look at all the comforting touches!! lex almost never receives that kind of genuine affection/positive physical contact from other ppl #I think it's also worth pointing out that lana decides at the end of the ep that being around *clark* is dangerous and she should avoid him #but she never expresses a similar sentiment towards lex or blames him at all for what happened #and a few episodes later she even tells him that he could have visited her while she was recovering #......god I still can't get over the fact that her first words when she wakes up in the hospital are 'how's lex' like I really could cry #she's the best and I won't hear a word to the contrary #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lana lang #lex luthor #clark kent #lexana #dcmultiverse #sv 3x08 #my gifs

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raddestrose · 5 months ago

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You mean to tell me that he gave him his golden core?

He had it removed and put into him?

Wait So he also had no other choice BUT to create demonic cultivation, it was the only path he could have taken.

#im truly shocked #i wouldn’t have even thought of that as an option #it was all a lie so he wouldn’t be as distraught #and so he could try and progress #OH MY GOD #i can’t believe that happened #i truly can’t believe it #DANG #Wen Ning really kicked him when he was down #he’ll never compare bro I rhink stabbing him wouldn have hurt less #you really hit him where hurts with that one man #yo that was brutal #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wen ning #grand master of demonic cultivation #mdzs

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bakudekublogblog · 1 year ago

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i simply ship izuku with his sexiest love interest and it’s his spicy tsundere waifu kacchan

#bakudeku #bkdk #LITERALLY HIS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS #WHEN TOU WANNA HIT HIM WHERE IT HURTS YOU HURT KACCHAN

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casino-lights · 2 days ago

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it's hardly a fair fight when one of us has a horde of venatori behind him.

it's hardly a fair fight when neither of us wants the other dead.

#alternatively: a non-canon version of murder of crows where he didn't use his blood magic to keep her still :)#which he only did to keep her from getting hurt :)#illarook #illario x oc #illario dellamorte #dragon age: the veilguard #datv spoilers #have a set of screenshots while i redo my gifsets now that i know how to edit them better #the amount of times i let him hit me for this is honestly disgusting and viago is very disappointed in me #oc: lidia valisti #x: how easy you are to need

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sodademon · 8 months ago

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hey there you are! as radiant as ever!

#soda art #leo tsukinaga #madara mikejima #madaleo #ensemble stars #enstars #leomada #this is an au. i do need to clarify this is my cringe demon/angel au #where leo starts as a guardian angel and madaras his fellow coworker until he does stuff against the archangels will #and gets cast out of heaven #but once leo finds him again like w his double face activities he trusts madara still. cos he knows even like this he wouldnt scorn or hurt #leo. and like he absolutely wouldnt and whenever theyre together #in the human realm he takes leo to do human things and is stupid protective #mfw one of the regrets you left behind once it returns literally sets your face aglow. and the like #i swear i was alr sketching this up and then the dessert/ice cream plushies dropped and i felt like #my worms wriggle up and rise. it was crazy #anyway i think this au is just self indulgent for me and my imagery but like. fanart. hit the post button

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blackbatcass · 1 year ago

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do y’all remember that issue where both dick and donna were at incredibly low points in their lives and got into a massive fucking fight where they both said INCREDIBLY hurtful shit that they each KNEW would cut VERY DEEPLY (because they know each other better than anyone else in the world) and then beat the shit out of each other. yeah. they’re everything to me<3

#dick grayson #donna troy #wonder twins #NTT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SO FAMOUS #they love each other soooooo much. donna also smashed him through a wall one time. IT WAS OUT OF LOVE #anyway it was iconic. the way they know how to hit each other EXACTLY where it hurts.#i NEED to post about the wonder twins constantly or I’ll explode. it’s a hard job but someone’s gotta do it

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ct-hardcase · 4 months ago

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posting here to say the inquisitor comic is…mediocre and honestly it’s either a skip or read it somewhere at a lower cost

#star dorks #Inquisitorius tag #I wanted to like it so much!#but it takes 4 interesting inquisitors and does nothing interesting with them #and is now going into the kind of ‘Vader saves their asses’ storyline I’d expect from a story they weren’t the protagonists in #read burning seas or play/watch jfo and survivor if you want a more interesting take on #the most boring route for the story I swear #and the worst thing is there are interesting tidbits. Tensu wants to rebuild at any cost and it’s implied his friends are concerned #goes nowhere #Tensu’s playing at Fifth’s trauma and hitting him where even Cere couldn’t hurt. goes nowhere #Tensu rebuilding the order gets two forcibly-turned inquisitors hunting him. goes nowhere #I honestly forget what the hook with the grand inquisitor was. went nowhere #sw negativity

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daylightisminetoconsume · 3 months ago

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Can you die from old age..?

"Do I look decrepit and feeble to you? Six thousand years and I am still strong!"

#you hit him where ti hurts #he doesn't know

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lunarxylem · 4 months ago

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“I have left this operation in your hands. As agreed with our conspirator, Failure is not an option. Do not allow yourself to be distracted now by a face you must have Forgotten about...”

Alternate Universe where Raffaello actually was there during the attack on the Black Citadel during chapter 13/14

I wonder what they will do to really make him regret this…?

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bugieeeee · 3 months ago

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Can't believe they named the character with the most daddy issues Issac, like the boy who just wanted to be helpful and was let down or abandoned by literally everyone down to his disappearance from the show being left alone in France with nothing paralelled with the biblical story of an obedient son being brought up to the mountains to be slaughtered amongst the rest of the sheep without a second thought from his father

#fable rambles #teen wolf #issac lahey #no actually all the shit with his dad then he finally thinks he has people to be on his side/the power to defend himself against his abuser #then he gets detained for the murder he didnt commit gets out finally has scott and the pack stop being weird to him gets kicked out of #derecks apartment in the pouring rain in the middle of the night #falls in love with allison has scott throw him against the wall several times even though he knows he was physically abused his whole life #another detour but the scene where he asks scott if he hates him like four times and tells him he should hit him is actually so fucking sad #hes offering himself up to be hurt because he thinks it will make scott feel better and be less mad at him i dont really blame scott because #hes dumb but thats just so telling of things like its legit sad #but anyways then allison dies and uses her last breath to say how shell always love scott even though he is her boyfriend and is laying two #feet away because he got stabbed #then he gkes to france with her father and he fucking leaves him there WHAY THE FUCK #he has no parents he probably aint got citizenship #maybe argent had a second house he could live in but even then you cannot just dump this kid in france then leave because scott needs you #this probably comes off as scott hating #i dont hate scott ik hes literally the main character and i do like him its just annoying

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