#you have to keep yourself safe

[thebumblecee]

Happy one year anniversary to me posting When I’m Like This, You’re The One I Want

[tampire]

"Stunning view" - Giant Crowley

[demigods-posts]

i was sitting in my room thinking of how convenient it is that the books in the pjo series takes places before or after the school year. then i remembered that ttc happened during winter break. and that percy and annabeth likely returned for their second semester after that quest. what a tragedy.

[robiinurheart33]

Johnny who can say the words “I love you” but Simon who mouths the words I love you onto Johnny’s skin

Soap who pretends he’s whispering some important confidential information to Ghost but is actually whispering “I love you” into his ear. Ghost who deadpans at him but mouths the words love you into his balaclava, knowing he’ll spot the words.

Soap that gets injured on a mission and Simon helping to clean his wounds the nest few days, replacing bandages and placing ointments, kissing the fresh bandage. In his dingy old bathroom, Simon would drape himself over Johnny, tucking his face into his neck as he giggles and presses a “love you” into his temple.

Simon who wishes one day that he could whisper the words onto every area of his skin, just because. It brought him a comforting feeling to know that Johnny was covered in his love. How his heart wants to climb out of his chest and be one with Johnny forever. He bleeds and his love is tender, it stings to the touch.

But for now, it would have to to. It will have to do. Simon can’t risk what they have, with what so little they have. So he will press his thumb to Johnny’s wrist to feel his pulse, murmur reassurances into an ear, squeeze the back of his nape, and it’ll be worth it. It’s okay. He’s okay.

It’s gonna be okay.

[simplydnp]

totally normal about the 'wedding?' response continuing to evolve even though it's only been 5 shows. at this point i'm convinced the grand plan behind tit is to convince dan via exposure therapy that he's allowed to want to get married

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

[son1c]

the user @/flametiger77 is a fetish miner. if you receive a request from them to draw rouge and rarity wearing jetpacks (or any other characters for that matter), don't do it. they send this request to every single artist in the fandom. i see completed requests posted in the tags by MINORS often.

don't engage with this person. just block them.

[maxedes]

all the lando stans always giggling & celebrating the most insane penalties that max gets just for them to turn around & start yelling fuck the fia because their driver got the most justified penalty ever for a major safety infringement surely is something

[mrmeepsmadmind]

traumatized dickweeds turn to torturing each other so they can distract from the fact that they both need therapy

[pirincho]

Doksoo... Doksoo!!!

[vaguely-concerned]

this screen, this companion combination, with davrin having this shield equipped, cracks me up so hard every time I see it. davrin really is stepping up and keeping hard eye contact with rye like 'hey. hey loverboy. we need your attention elsewhere right now. eyes off the insufferable killer for hire abomination for five minutes please we're on the clock chop chop'

[beneathsilverstars]

loopdile... eyes emoji

yeah i've been losing my shit over loopdile for the past.. almost a week...? it's such a good ship!!

to me it's like. i think loop feels like they're out of control and dangerous and lost and messy and broken. and i think odile is steady and pragmatic and tough enough to be able to help them hold themself together through all their miserable lashing out. loop feels safer with odile watching their back and making sure they won't hurt anyone, bc she will do whatever is necessary to stop them, if it comes to that! (it won't, but loop can't believe that yet.)

it's also neat that it's, like, entirely loop's? i adore isasifloop but i also adore loop building new unique relationships with everyone, and this new loopdile dynamic is nothing like what siffrin and odile used to be to each other. this isn't something loop has already messed up before! and there's no fear of being a third wheel or second place!

also, siffrin is so sensitive and empathetic, and isabeau is so kind and hesitant, and that's lovely, but... it's good for loop to also have someone else to be with that's.. spikier than them, yknow? not gonna hurt odile's feelings that easily, and if they do, she's gonna do something about it. :3

also i'm a huge fan of both lesbians and weird inhuman characters hfdgjdh so this ship appeals to me on several levels

[bayetea]

I don't like the judo flip in moa as much as the next guy but in my eyes it's largely the result of rick not taking female violence half as seriously as male violence (a result of viewing women as weaker and inferior to men such that their acts of violence don't need to be taken as seriously) and not so much anything about annabeth herself. like I do genuinely feel that annabeth is a complex heroine and definitely one of the better ones in the realm of ya action-adventure fiction produced in the past 25 years but she is still a girl being written by a man and all I'm saying is that her writing clearly reflects that sometimes (more in tags)

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry

( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)

(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)

[mischievousparasite69o]

Dear normal people or coquettes who don't shitpost about robots take this as an apology post

My tumblr consists of 75% a show about gay traumatized robots in scifi horror, 20% vampire robots but also 15% coquette lana del rey girlblogging so sometimes I like a post and I literally feel like that one ant jpeg because it's so funny and pathetic at the same time cuz I'm trespassing to "normal" pretty girl side of tumblr with my murder drones themed account and im just there like

"oh someone liked my post about Lana del Rey and romantized mental illness with ribbons...............what the FUCK is a uzi doorman"

[puppmeo]

Nobody is required to explain their personal relationship with their identity with you. I, however, will talk nonstop if given the chance and will give you a wildly different answer every time