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[wolveragrace]

@sae-mian Look Mom, I made a blog!

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[hinamie]

siren!megumi concept sheet i whipped up in a single-minded fever state fr @uriekukistan

[gsstories]

Lol, you have been adopted into the rc9gn verse my friend-

Okay, so I've noticed a trend going on with my mutual @gsstories and her other mutuals, and I decided I want to join in because I also love Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.

So, here is my OC, Zane Rivers in the style of the show, as a Ninja himself, because Ninjas are cool. He is the Blue Ninja because blue is his theme.

I liked drawing my character in the show’s style, it’s very distinctive.

I don’t really have much of a story for him, I just thought of a couple of ideas. In my head, he is close friends with Gin Rose, Adira Guerrero, and Daniel Liu Pereira, three of @gsstories’ OCs.

And here is his Ninja Cold Rage mode.

His mask is imbued with the spirit of the Ice Kitsune, which was sealed away in the Stone along with the Tengu. Once Zane resealed the Kitsune spirit away, he gained the Ninja Cold Rage power up, along with a new signature technique exclusive to the Blue Ninja: Ninja Zenko Freeze.

Enjoy

[the-travelling-witch]

so i can’t work on my twst x pokémon au (fittingly named a twisted pokémon au) atm since i’m absolutely overwhelmed with irl stuff but i want to share this little headcanon with the attentive ones of you that catch this post

I still haven’t finalised giving each character a team but every now and then I think about it and I know a lot of people give Azul a tentacruel or octillery as a signature pokémon, and I definitely have them written down too, don’t get me wrong, but I had this stupid idea out of nowhere

Picture this: you’re fighting this super tough battle against this cunning opponent and he has all these intimidating water pokemon and you somehow get him down to his last but strongest pokémon. As you wait with bated breath for what kind of ace he will send out next, he throws his pokéball to release… quagsire, arguably one of the least nefarious water types there is (at least visually)

And basically the backstory is that Azul’s had the whooper since he was still a chubby little octopus and it was basically his first real friend who’d stick by his side and wouldn’t bully him, even trying to ‘protect’ Azul from his bullies despite being so small itself (the twins would totally find it hilarious yet strangely adorable), so Azul being the softie he is just can’t not have quagsire on his team, even if it ruins his whole reputation

Tl;dr emotional support quagsire for the business octopus

I mean quagsire isn’t a bad pokemon if you don’t put it in front of a plant (or the opponent has freeze dry), it just ruins the image Azul is trying to establish here. But I think Azul is low-key a softie and I want to believe that quagsire could be the worst mon ever and he’d find some kind of excuse to keep bringing it along (Jade and Floyd just trade knowing smirks as Azul clears his throat and pushes up his glasses)

Speaking of Jade and Floyd, they get to make fun of Azul/ quagsire but if anyone else does it, they’d better start praying to all higher powers they can think of

Imagine quagsire wearing Azul’s dorm uniform hat, being all happy and proud about it ㅠㅠ

(Also quagsire going from this stick thin little guy to a chubby bigger guy kind of parallels Azul’s insecurities if you want to read more into it than I initially considered)

Azul: Should we order dark purple or lilac decorations for Mostro Lounge… What do you think?

Quagsire: :]

Azul: You are so right, a deeper purple would compliment the tableware nicely

or maybe I’ll just give him a tentacruel anyway… though quagsire is also working his way into my heart

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[freskabri]

Haven't posted art ever in a hot minute. Might start just posting whatever doodles I do... like this one :) Was testing a new brush when I made this fox(?) lady and her rude frog companion who I definitely didn't put on the same layer as the lineart.

(My art has become very different in the last year, and this one in particular is very inspired by @redundantz style!!! Especially in the eyes.)

[thatfunkylittlejesterdude]

Really shitty sketch of an image I saw. Had to put it on paper

Ignore how scuffed it is and how fucked the proportions are lmao

(Og image under the cut)

Saw it and knew it had to be done.

[bitchslapblastoids]

lol ok guys we’re far enough out now that I gotta confess, I have actual genuine embarrassment about how hard I clowned myself with nbsii. I had Lost. The. Plot. I said they planned their tour dates around being able to attend wwwyf.

And I believed it.

The real horror is….having to reckon with your own fallible grasp on reality.

[todayisafridaynight]

sequel to this cause Uh Oh !!!!!!!

[daincrediblegg]

[ravenw1ngs]

Mentally circling my q!Tubbo is vh!Tubbo AU now that Seapeekay has been confirmed for Purgatory 2.

[ratatatastic]

"wow e11even club adventures was sumn else icb the wildest thing to happen was cats on the pole-" INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE the most bonkers thing of all

luosty managing to yoink the cup belt away from matthews sticky STICKY HANDS how did this even happen do we need to check on luostys status is he okay

6.27.24

[petpetpinixy]

really good skyrim screenshots i got

[dragonartist56]

As someone who has been near deathly afraid of tornados since I was little

I am never watching the new Twisters movie

[lem-argentum]

playing ff.xiv blind as a th.ancred fan from the beginning is so funny. “hmm i wonder where than is- WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS POSSESSED BY ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE….....” “hmm i wonder what happened to than after he was teleported from the- HIS ABILITY TO INTERACT WITH THE NATURAL ENERGY OF THE WORLD WAS SEVERED AND HE HAD TO FEND FOR HIMSELF FOR MONTHS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE????” “yaay than gets to help us with planning our defenses :D- DID HE JUST DIEoh he’s not dead his soul was just RIPPED AWAY TO ANOTJEJR WORLD????!?!?” “ohh he gets to fight r.yne’s awful guardian figure i wonder what he’s gonna- DID HE JUST DIEoh he’s fine nevermind he gets to have resolved character development now :)” “aww okay we get to go to the end of the universe together, and he’s already gone through so much so clearly nothing bad will happen to hDID HE J

[bittyfromquotev]

Hi, I'm the same person who ranted about the D*hmer thing. Decided to send another "confession", and it's about why I stopped watching the TSBS shows entirely:

I stopped because I got tired of Davis making Eclipse a "Torture Porn" character for the fans that disliked him and killing him for the THIRD... F*CKING... TIME!

And it doesn't help that during that time, they had Eclipse V3 being isolated in what I think WOULD be a claustrophobic space for an animatronic, verbally abused by literally EVERYONE (except for Earth, bless her soul) around him, despite the fact that it was VERY CLEAR that he wasn't V1 or V2.

And then they just had Lunar kill Eclipse, not only RUINING him for me, but also traumatized Earth, who I think should have just stayed away from Lunar longer than I heard about.

This was also triggering for me because I've suffered from verbal abuse from my "parental figures" (AKA my biological father and his girlfriend) for TEN YEARS.

I just couldn't stand how Davis was treating his OWN ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, and it didn't help that in the episode where Eclipse was honestly trying to tell New Moon that "Ruin" was the "real threat", Davis just had Reed, as New Moon, just shout a bunch of death threats, which again triggered a flashback to my preteenhood.

Also, there was NO POINT in making Ruin a bad guy. Davis just HAS to have characters that are either "Good" or "Evil". Clearly "Neutral" doesn't exist in his head and sees everything from a "Black and White" point of view.

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