#you guys need to understand

[yyiimmppyy]

Is Josiah even a janitor?

And yeah this totally stemmed from my love for Dino

What if I made a mouthwashing janitor oc. Someone needs to clean up the mess(and I can add to my collection of janitor ocs)(i wish I was kidding...)

[softie-rain]

If you think I'm annoying now just you wait to see how bad I'll simp from September 17th when American Sports Story will be out

[zenythycal]

[ohnoitsjetster]

I need to respond to the sizable group of people in the tags saying that Paul is still a wet cat. I apologize for the possible miscommunication, but when I said that she was “the wet cat character of Hatchetfield,” I by no means meant the ONLY wet cat character of hatchetfield. I should have specified. I meant “THE wet cat,” as in the ultimate, the absolute, the platonic ideal of a wet cat. I cannot fathom being so audacious as to claim that Paul mother-freaking Middle Name Matthews the twenty third is by some metric a dry cat. No. Come on now, I’m not blind. hes in a sad little puddle, completely disoriented and trying to use his truly horrendously blue eyes to make sense of his surroundings. Charlotte is not the only wet cat by a very long shot. I would go so far as to say the town of Hatchetfield is a Wet Cat Only zone.

Alright. This may be a controversial opinion but Paul is not the Wet Cat character of Hatchetfield. Neither is Ted, neither is Richie. No it doesn’t matter that Paul is an actual cat. Nor does it matter that Ted went through hell and back a thousand times then realized he lost his house keys. Nor does it matter that Richie talks like that. Because wet cathood is about a very specific vibe. And not even Jon Matteson’s big sad eyes can earn him top spot because he’s not Starkid’s only pair of big sad “buy them brown contacts” blue eyes. That’s right, In this essay I will explain how Charlotte Sweetly is THE true Wet Cat of Hatchetfield …

[milesofstars]

dick grayson in fanon: sweet silly older brother, pretty but stupid, favourite child, happy robin, basically batman 2.0 but a nice person, his brothers are more skilled and could outpace him but they love him anyways, goody-two-shoes, good relationship with batman, responsible eldest child, mentally stable and supportive

dick grayson in canon:

became robin so he wouldnt commit first degree murder

like all of his appearances young justice season 1 are about how hes a maniac and a genius

leader and strategist of the teen titans

actually Murdered the joker

considered an equal by the worlds most dangerous and deadly mercenary

was literally fired by batman and only really continued working w him because of jason and babs

managed to keep up with angsty new-to-the-job batman

has had so many arguments with bruce its a miracle he hasnt cut him off forever (hes tried though)

can take down the entire teen titans if he wanted despite being the only one of them with no superpowers/abilities

was the definition of angsty teenager

inherits his insane paranoia from bruce

a thread away from breaking the no-kill rule, give him a rest

hes literally feral guys i mean cmon

[caliburn-the-sword]

"hur hur gabe wasn't as abusive as he was in the books" people can all shut up. percy's jaw TREMBLED when ares yelled at him, which had nothing at all to do with his god status - percy backtalks gods just fine. he had trauma response to ares yelling. ares didn't so much as lift a finger. that goes to speak volumes about what percy was experiencing at home

[maiaczy]

Sometimes taking a leap forward means leaving a few things behind.

[veryblushyswitch]

Dipper & Pacifica hugging is so precious to me ✨

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[crescxntmoons]

MY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT LIFE SERIES TEAM UPS!!!!

First up, my dream series:

Second, the series i think would be the most chaotic:

[wolverinesprincess]

mentally, physically weak. boys blowing up my phone…they just ain’t you.

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[imrllytootiredforthis]

sub guy straddling you, nervous bc it's his first time on top and he wants to make you feel good. also him getting super needy and pathetic so he can't help but grind against you, all thoughts slipping out of his head

need this carnally, i don't know if you guys even understand.

a small shaky "w-what?" escaping his lips as you lay back, telling him to get on top.

he's not too sure what to do, not too sure how to...make himself feel good - and more importantly - you feel good.

but you look at him with those gentle, comforting eyes hands soothing over his bare hips as you lead him to straddle you. it's adorably cute the way his breath hitches when you press him onto you, grinding him back and forth against you.

cute little noises escape his lips. small gasps and quiet moans as his head falls back, hands nervously finding placement on your thighs as he leans back.

you nearly get carried away, doing all the work for him while he's on top, his toes curling as you thrust up against him in time that you pull and push his body over you.

you nearly.

but you want him to do the work.

so you let go, watching his head snap up, the nervousness creeping over his face in a scarlet blush once more.

"c'mon baby, you can do it yourself"

he has little to no coordination as he changes positions, bracing his hands against you chest, thighs flexing under his weight as he clumsily drags himself over you-

"oh~"

it feels better than expected - even as inexperienced as he is, as clumsy as he moves, feeling nearly weightless as you chuckle beneath him, watching him slut himself out on your cock.

watching him slowly gain confidence, going brainless as he drags himself back and forth and back and forth and back and f- "oh~ please," he pants. "feels so - good-!" he gasps.

even when seconds bleed into minutes, until he's not even sure how long he's been grinding against you like a depraved whore. all he knows is the delicious warmth that fills his body like an electrical current.

and all you know is the sweet, breathless noises that pour in an endless stream from his rosy lips that you wanna bite and kiss and lick until they're red and raw and bleeding - if you're feeling mean~

even when his legs cramp and his thighs start twitching under the weight he's a brainless slut at the end of the night and you'll never let him forget that, leaning up to latch your lips around one nipple.

mumbling "slut" as you suck.

a gasp, a whine. a breathless plea. "cumming~"

[aarghone]

He's just a gunky goopy lil guy

[taehyunghobi]