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You're pretty
for a pedophile
are they not known to be very pretty usually?
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Glad to see my dash is being Very Normal™ about the Mick and Este pictures
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Finally finishing totk
#Totk#Art#Comic#Link#This one gets main blog privileges lololol#Context: I had beat 1 dungeon and promised my buddy not to progress without them. I was just filling out the map and these guys appeared#Totk spoilers in the tags#Okay so here's my totk story because it hurts everyone I tell including myself#First time I played totk I got really fed up with the tutorial. It would just never end.#I got so fed up with it in fact... I never did the story. At all!#My buddy wanted to watch me do the story but we kept missing each other#So I ended up avoiding anything even tangentially related to plot#I never met any characters. Never even knew there were bosses and dungeons. Never entered the castle#And one time my buddy told me there was the awesome boss in the depths I could fight-- a king dragon. Woaaahhh#I made my way over there and was so ready for this epic battle and ended up killing it in 5 seconds. I was too powerful 😂#Keep in mind I did NO DUNGEONS and had grinded up the dynamic difficulty entirely through common enemies to the point of silver lynels#So yeah I stopped playing because I realized I was way too overpowered to start the story#So I started all over again. Finally doing totk the Intended Way™#Uhh... Doing one single dungeon raised the difficulty to the point of black hoglins appearing?? What???#I'm basically rushing every dungeon (I just finished the second one) without preparing at all or doing any shrines#(I killed colgera while dying from cold damage at 4 hearts because I ran out of cold res LMFAO)#So this is really testing my Zelda skillz. It's very fun.#Also. During the first dungeon. I was so obsessed with the kid I almost looked up how I could keep him as my companion#My buddy was so excited for me to find out what the reward was for beating the dungeon 😂😂😂#What else funny... Oh yeah my old save was so jank I never actually got any more than 5 hearts.#Yes I had to defeat lynels mostly hitless since they can kill you despite the mercy quarter heart#I also went to do the first dungeon on the first save and accidentally entered the ship without the child. It TRAPS YOU INSIDE.#It doesn't even give you a warp it just says “die or warp out”. Except I didn't get the shrine halfway up. So I decided to hoverbike out 😓#Oh yeah and it turns out you can ABSOLUTELY get the master sword so so easily.#She flies right past the water dungeon and phases out of existence near immediately it's very funny.
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#sonicmovie3hype#sonicmovie3#movie sonic#sonic wachowski#sonic the hedgehog#our lil skrunkly blue space alien hoglet is now all grown up 🥹#It's called character development buddy.#love that he can do both 🥰#you’d be surprised what trauma does to a person#The power of Character Development#We’ve come so damn far in this trilogy- or should i say… QUILLOGY 👀👀#my son#shadow broke this lad wtf did he DO?????#“What I had to.”#He just a silly little guy 🦔#the pure look of fucking hatred in Sonic’s eyes shadow definitely did smth HUGE#get a lil guy that can do both#Floofy Sonic or Angy Sonic?#is it too much to ask for both?#a cinnamon roll that can also kill you#this is like that one markiplier tweet#like “Look at the Glowup” or something 😂#Sonic: wait sorry this is the third movie silly personality on pause give me a sec-#Shadow definitely killed Tom or Sonic thinks he did#OUR LITTLE GUY IS GROWING UP 🥹#Sonic has always been like that!#He acts so goofy and full of himself only to be the most heroic kind hearted person the next!#It’s what I absolutely love about him! 🤩
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obsessed with the concept of duels. for many many years there was a 100% legal way for two consenting adults to settle a dispute by trying to kill eachother. there was a fully legal way to just kill someone. also you were humiliated and called a pussy if someone challenged you to a duel and you said no
#cool guys could just kill someone and then go on with their life with no consequences bc it was a consentual duel to the death 😂#obviously there were exceptions to the lack of legal consequences but in general this was a legal practice lmao#and this was so wildly popular that they had to make it illegal bc they were losing so many lives to dueling#and it remained popular to donit illegally for a long ass time after that#insane#every time i watch much ado about nothing im obsessed w the fact that beatrice is like i cant duel claudio but YOU can kill him for me babe#and benedick not only can but it's legal for him to do so 😂#obviously this is in many stories but i think about the kill claudio scene all the time#it truly is a scene that doesn't translate to a modern adaptation very well bc of the historical context of dueling#as not only legal and respectable but actually cool to do#this has been a shitpost#even women got to do this!! less common but there are examples of women dueling lol
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maybe an insane d20 ship but burrow's end ava/silence tho...
old person romance!!! ava always speaking her mind and never shutting up and being allergic to real emotions vs hester feeling the pain of their sister maiming and then leaving them for twenty years and still being vulnerable to write it down and express it the only way they can despite the loss of their jaw. silence surviving to see what their sister has become, feeling despair and grief and betrayal but also can't deny that they still love her bc that's their sister, and getting ava to share her own guilt and helplessness about kenji; ava talking abt raising tula and viola by herself and hester talking about whatever kind of family they had with the other first stoats, and how their role functioned at last bast with so many stoats gradually finding their way over the years--the responsibility of providing a home in the aftermath of death and doing it while holding the guilt that you werent enough to save the person you love the most in the whole world.
(hester getting jaw surgery with the help of human science and the light, so they don't have to wear a gas mask all the time, and speaking for the first time in 20 years. tula never quite trusting silence and always giving them the stink-eye, and bennet being kind of awkward 'cuz ava is awesome and intimidating as an in-law but her partner is his former boss and both his in-laws will probably live way longer than him and it's kind of weird. i think thorn would be worried about his role as stoat representative and the stoatal relationship w humans, right up until silence confirms they are 100p on-board and then he will relax completely around them, but viola will always be sketched out as well, like her sister. lila will also follow tula's lead, but jaysohn would follow ava's and end up bragging often about both his cool and powerful grandparents. the painfully awkward conversation that ava brings up all by herself to the suffering of everyone else including hester when she has the "they could never replace your father" conversation, even tho tula's already with bennet at this time and thus has had this convo with her own kids already, and hester knows they're not kenji and would never try to insert themself like that into ava's kids' or even grandkids' lives, but ava insists on talking about it bc she's doing emotions now! embracing change! and this is truly one of the only times tula and viola and hester lock eyes and understand the frustration and love they all have for ava lol.)
this got long!!! oops. but ye, ava came back from the dead to yell in silence's face about how much they don't scare her and i was like "i'd ship it" and i stand by it lmao.
#rei rambles#burrow's end spoilers#erika ishii#aabria iyengar#dimension 20#burrow's end#ava burrow's end#i know they were the Bad Guys and i totally get why tula attavked right away#but i was yelling the entire time abt how they werent getting the lore-drop LOL and i picked silence out as my fave#bc of the mask and the way they kept trying to say smth. and like. theyre missing their JAW so you KNOW smth tragic happened!!!#(not me thinking about dabi like dont look at me lol.)#anyways felt v vindicated when the kids found their journal and it revealed that they were the one that suffered the most bc#that was their sister!!!!!! they tried to stop their sister from going for more and they failed and got maimed#and they still loved her enough to name a place of power and religion and ceremony after their sister's heart. 🥺#anyways yeah there are serious reasons to ship them w ava but also the unserious reason is that i will always love loud/quiet ships hahaha.#and also any ship that starts on the battlefield ofc 😌#i really felt aabria when she was trying to stuck up for nuance in antagonists in that one adventuring party 😂😂#but yeah at the end of the day like. the dictator 100p killed sybil in front of them so. 💀#idk if the rest of the first stoats survive in this au btw. i didnt think abt it that far.
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yall wicked games 5 is actually giving me crippling ANXIETY like I want to complete it so bad but I don’t have the time or motivation like I used to but I’ll literally DIE if I leave this story incomplete I cannot I cannot I cannotttt 😭😭😭
#I won’t!!!#I actually wrote a lot of it two days ago#but there is so much left to write#and I don’t want to rush it and make it bad#but it’s like as soon as I sit down to write a scene#I add 28382828 different things to it that weren’t originally planned 😂😂😂#making it super duper extra long#I just want it to make sense and come together all nicely and not be convulsed#convoluted***#also you guys already know my biggest fear is if you guys forget about wicked games and no one cares anymore 😭😭#WHICH WOOLD KILL MEEE#and I want to keep wg alive like how I kept poyt alive with drabbles#but it’s so tough now with my new job and life 😭😭#but I need to prioritise it and make time!!!#ugh pls tell me yall still care about wicked games
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Me thinks I need to re-watch all the star wars movies me does.
#Its been a hot second#the banter between han and leia kills me 😂#me sitting there watching like 'You guys don't know it yet but I'm going to be married into your family'^_^#including me @ Anakin like 'You set such a bad example for your grandson..' LMFAO#/silly#Then I'm gonna get to the sequel trilogies my hearts gonna fuckkinggg explooodeeee because H U S B A N D 💜
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One thing that I will say about me potentially bringing beej back (she says as she fills her drafts with posts about him) is the dynamic has to shift DRASTICALLY for it to work with the way I am now vs the way I was when I was obsessed with him
I was drawn to him because I had a desperate need to BE needed and his pathetic clinginess fit the bill, among other things like relating to his mother issues 😂 but im a healthier person now overall! And tbh I've never been happier in my life, with my partner, with everything 💖💖 I think in order for it to work he ALSO needs to improve and strive to be better and happier and idk...maybe that's beautiful!
I'm thinking maybe it's more of a slow burn because he really needs to learn how to be a FRIEND first before he can be in a healthy romantic relationship. So I'm imagining after he's had some time to reflect on his mistakes from the musical he ends up in me and my partner's house and we just...hang! We play games and watch movies and fuck around and he has a silly rivalry with my partner and he's given the opportunity to just BE happier and eventually down the line it just becomes something a little more ☺️
#jane journals#self insert talk#🪲 breather and the beast 🧃#updated ship taaaaag#am i gonna bother to retag all my old posts? FUCK NO#if u want some more context to my history w him its the same thing just with no emojis 😂😂#ourghh this ended up being more sappy than i thought itd be > w <#but idk its just smth i was thinking about!!#also my partner just interjected that its probably that they were just TRYING to summon a demon 😂😂#LIKE NOW THATS KILLING ME#beej having his little spiritual journey and reflecting in the void and suddenly hes poofed into the home of two hot ppl#his favorite thing#but yeah ourgh youll see that in the queue now and then!! :3#ive got it filled for the whoooole week while im on vacation with ruby ☺️☺️☺️#so ill be off and on!! i love you guys!!!#ill be taking pictures and stuff
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not swifties saying "stay away from her" because mr. hamilton got the album that taylor sent him? i'm a semi-retired swiftie and just saw a bunch of us talking about it. i'm sorry but we are in nooo position to be telling other people to be staying away from girlie 😭. i'm tired of the fandom and idc anymore, i'm saying all the things in my head - if i was a diehard lin manuel miranda fan, i'd be saying the same thing to her given her recent track record with both song quality and personal actions.
you know what? even from a relatively neutral attitude towards mr. hamilton, he seems to be doing great professionally and personally, so hats off to you sir. the person who sent you that album and her fans are all fucking messes rn don't even worry about it. so disappointed in us for being rude to other artists like olivia rodrigo or even miranda (he's a broadway guy right? he's not even direct competition) when it's all punching down.
honestly swifties being rude towards other celebrities is nothing new. i saw a lot of really nasty comments about beyonce & her new album, don't even get me started on olivia... you don't have to like their music, that's fine, but is it really that hard to at least be respectful?
as for lin, i know he has a lot of haters. but swifties calling him cringe may be the funniest thing ever... cringe is what i would call some of taylor's lyrics on her new album, but then swifties would say that "i don't understand her". or, better, "you hate a successful woman", well then, why do you hate on beyonce & olivia? do you also hate a successful woman?
i feel like everyday is getting worse & worse in this fandom. i'm really tired, you know. as someone who's been a swiftie for 15 years, i'm fucking done with all of this.
#i'm glad there are more of us here tho#“retired swifties”#always happy to see you guys here#also anon i'm sorry but mr hamilton literally killed me 😂#i'm gonna call him that from now on#and i know he'll be fine but i just want swifties to stay away from him#that's all i'm asking for#lin manuel miranda#lmm#ts#ttpd#anon#i saved every letter you wrote me*
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柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第十五回 「おごれる者たち」
#柄本佑#tasuku emoto#光る君へ#hikaru kimi e#1x15#made by me#fujiwara no michinaga#藤原道長#I know he's up to SOMETHING but the first scene is really fucking moving#the way he told michikane there's no need to be the fall guy anymore😭😭😭the soft 'aniue. I want you to be happy'. how I screamed.#and when he said that father's not with them anymore his eyes seem tearing up a little...just kill me pls#he swallowed and his adam's apple rolling..ughhhhh#also the last one he stared at sadaijin-sama's hand for a beat#I wonder if he ever thought about how he didn't get to do this with Kaneie😔#bc kaneie is that kind of fucking domineering guy who valued vanity & dignity too much to die as an ordinary man#the archery scene is A++#and I feel like he's sort of back to being Saburo after that scene like. saying it was childish to beef with his nephew#this is such a Saburo thing to say. something harmless and self-mocking. sometimes white lies#but dude you're dark as fuck. the last shot w the 'I'm gonna be Kanpaku' statement? scare the shit out of me#I'm gLAD michitaka stopped him😱#anyway they're just two dark souls atp#michikane wants to kill his older brother and michinaga's gonna keep him on a leash and let him be the fall guy like kaneie told him to#man...dairi is so fucked up. hardest place to survive#I get that it's the same with the forbidden city in my culture but still. this is way too dark#p.s. the 9th one's funny to me bc Tasuku-san's knuckles...like those are boxing knuckles! so out of time & place😂#(kaneie's out there somewhere in the stars and I still can't stop talking about him lol. I miss him :( )#(do I even believe that he's up not down? maybe. he did become a monk b4 he died.)#I've no problem with heavy power intrigue plots tho I've seen Tasuku implying his scenes lately were all about power struggles in dairi#I mean I do care about the mahiro storyline but the godfather -ish shit is just better
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She's asking her if ze wants to join the church /j
Anyway I heard like a small snippet of that mid-fight masses vs yomiel (and aime) cover, blacked out, and then this spawned into existence /j /lh
Seriously speaking, I just missed those sillies from the mod and was pleasantly surprised to see you cover the songs from it 🥹 HEUAJEHAJDHA
So a neapolitan ice cream and a marshmallow walk into a church /j
Anyway, clears throat: ASKJDFNKDSNFJKDSDSDKLGMKLDFSMGKLDFKLJKDSJKFJKDFJKDFGJKDFIOKLFG!!!!!!
SDKLFDKLSFNLKDS THIS LOOKS SO CUTE AOUGHG.... SARVENTE IS SO (^∀^)ノシ HIIIII WANNA JOIN OUR CHURCH and then you got my sona like 🧍♂️👑 Hello (<- 'I am Confusion' /ref). She's finally as tall as someone, it really is a holy miracle/jjjjjj.
And some small trivia is that I actually started those covers back in May (all of them had my sona back then, since Aime is more recent☝). Sad I couldn't check the mod by myself, but it's nice learning about the classics.
#this is the 2nd time u draw my sona Lara u cant keep getting doing this /lh KSDJFNDJKLSF#I think I did see you draw Sarvente (and ruv) on your bday art (its one of the first posts i saw from u!!)#you're really good at translating fnf character designs into ur style. fr everyone looks so soothing when you draw them (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)#like I rlly enjoy it when you draw your ginger man (pico) & his pals they look so swag. Same applies to BB and BF and GF--#well any fnf character as I said AHAHSDFJ your artsyle... is extremely calming to witness. it's like a sunset. does that make sense ☝#you should check vs void btw (the ourple(😂) guy i drew for the video) he has a fun mod#I'm a bit afraid of how the comm will look now. will it kill me from its prettyness /j /lh AKSMNDKAL#AAAAH IM RAMBLING AGAIN OOPS. WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I APPRECIATE THE LIL GIFT.... Very much beloved ✨#ask#artistlara
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If I send you a DM, can I be your editor? (Off anon, I'm not a mutual)
😂😂
#I’m only (partly) kidding#😂😂😂😂😂😂#I don’t think I could ever fully trust someone with all my content like that#unless we are super close already#but they would have to at least be a mutual#most likely they would have to be someone I have on snap and talk to a lot#giving someone all my content like that scares the crap outta meeeee#like you could post my content and pretend to be me if you wanted#I think the main thing I need help with is captions#like I want a mutual who I’m close to#and I just randomly send a post and a few captions#or just see if they have a caption that comes to their head#idk idk idk#captions kill me a bit#also making gifs#you guys should see my gif process#usually I make 20 different gifs of the same thing cause I want it to be *perfect*#that’s why I don’t really make gifs anymore#I’ve been wanting to make a gif to show off one of my favorite paintings but I keep procrastinating cause it’ll take me hours just for a gif#not hours#but an hour#😂😂😂😂#still a few second gif for an hour of work is not worth it usually#maybe if you guys tipped me every now and then I would feel more motivated to post more#it’s fine I totally get not having enough to tip#but that’s why reblogs are so important#reblog is a tip without money#and adding cute tags?!? ahhhh my heart stops 🥰🥰#ask#anon
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I want to contribute fic to the lockwood fandom but I'm having some, shall we say, writerly blockerly
So in lieu of timely words of my own, may shortly be offering my painstakingly crafted locklyle playlist in this trying time (of writerly blockerly)
#is that a thing the kids are into?#post#lockwood#these are my late night ways of talking evidently#no but i HAVE the fic ideas and ive HAD them for ages i PROMISE im gonna fic this show that i adore you guys i PROMISE#i wanted to do either of the weeks that happened but couldnt swing it#all the nancy writers who are killing it coming over and writing are lapping me but the fic is so good id rather read that than write 😂
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damn who would do such a thing?
Rook: guys I know what we can do with solas-
#😂#between this and the twitter post yall are killing me#and no one has sent me pics of him w this mod and clown face solas you guys had 1 job
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Bruh
#my newest hire was a cishet man which like great except everyone here is queer to some capacity#no big deal but uhhh the owner jumps at the chance to pay cis men more/give them more oppurtunities#like this guy STARTED at the same wage as my keyholder that's been here for a year (who the owner regularly forgets the name of)#the owner puts so much faith in cis men but the last THREE that have worked here have all left/been fired within months#bc they realize that they get paid mode than all the “female” staff and slack off within weeks of working here#like idk how many times I'm going to have to listen to a man say he respects me transitioning#and then doesnt respect my leadership at all#like I am the manager#I have been manager for nearly a year and before that I was assistant Manager for 7 months#I know how to do more in the internal systems than the owner himself does#do I get paid enough? no#(I mean none of us do it's ridiculous)#but like this man (new hire) is talking shit bc he went to an event with the owner yesterday and is 'spilling the tea' about things he said#and like it is all stuff that the guy has commented on himself so im like 🤨 owner never says that to my face that's funny#he even said 'J is great but don't fall into his leadership habits' like what the fuck does that mean?#I order for TWO of your stores#I am learning how to use the $5k coffee roaster you just bought when im used to a $600 because I OFFERED#I am loyal to everyone here and the customers I will always make nice with them and have countless connections through them including#to over a dozen restaurants/suppliers that buy in bulk from us that the owner DOESNT bc hes cocky and thinks he doesnt have to#but 🤪 I'm soooo lazy and don't do anything#we are the biggest location in the snobbiest part of this town I take entitlement in stride#but not if it's coming from a new hire who jokes 'maybe if you had a penis he'd like you more'#😂😂 kill yourself homie I have more balls than you do
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