#you guys are making me cry in class 😭🩷

[aliengirl]

Wowowow is my bestie's birthday?? Omg! Happy birthday duddyyy!! 🥳🩵 Hope you're having a very good day!! You're a sunshine and such a lovely person! I'm sending lots of hugs 🤗✨🩵

Thank you my love 🥹🩷🩷🫶🫶🫶🫶

[huellitaa]

bee's record player: march edition. 🎀𓂃 ࣪˖

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 !! notice !! ♡

surpriseee <3 wanted to try and add a little of my personal influence to my girlblog since music is literally my entire life & thought it might be funny to show u all what makes up the chaotic glittery mess that is my brain (and because there are almost 1000 of you beautiful people following me whatt?? thank you😭). i've allllways wanted to do smth like this too so, here u go !! 🩷💗

(+ this is a way for me to rant about my interests without being annoying to my friends / moots 😭. to anybody who has listened to me rant or cry or scream or whatever over music ily guys mwa)

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 NEW ARRIVALS

goddess, laufey

♡ released march 6th, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 4 minutes 28 seconds

eternal sunshine, ariana grande

♡ released march 8th, 2024

♡ full album / LP

♡ best songs: supernatural, the boy is mine, we can't be friends (wait for your love), intro (end of the world)

♡ running time: 35 minutes 33 seconds

unheard, hozier

♡ released march 22nd, 2024

♡ extended play / EP

♡ best songs: too sweet (i adore this song.)

♡ running time: 13 minutes 59 seconds

super real me, illit

♡ released march 25th, 2024

♡ extended play / EP, debut! ♡

♡ best songs: magnetic, midnight fiction

♡ running time: 9 minutes 36 seconds

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 BEE'S TRACKS: TOP 10

♡ 10. my world, illit

girly girl song!! i've been obsessed with illit's whole super real me album, their debut is soo good oh my gosh. its criminally short but i seem to have listened to it a lot !! 😭

♡ 9. we can't be friends (wait for your love), ariana grande

i have SO MUCH to say about this song but it resonates with me so much in so many different ways and i just. oh my god. ariana i love u so much

♡ 8. we got so much, le sserafim

k so i initially didn't really like this song but... it's grown on me. a lot. since it first came out. um. it's pretty simple honestly and it's just really girly girl it makes me feel like a school girl i love it

♡ 7. this is what makes us girls, lana del rey

girlblogger anthem!! okay confession i did not get into this song until LAST MONTH. i know. it's terrible and i am ashamed i am so sorry. but i have formed such a strong emotional attachment to this song its crazy i adore it

♡ 6. imperfect for you, ariana grande

exposing myself pt.3 i was in a really big depressive slump for like one half or more of this month actually and this song helped me so much i can't 😭 i love you ari

♡ 5. the boy is mine, ariana grande

(are you noticing a pattern here yet) um another ariana grande song no lol um idk what ur talking about haha 🥰 this song is so twerkable im sorry i wasnt a fan at first but im obsessed i need to stop

♡ 4. smart, le sserafim

no words. once again wasn't a huge fan originally but oh my god im obsessed w it now. afrobeat type of songs are, will, and always be top tier and i will die on this hill. (i've been SO OBSESSED with le sserafim lately but i think thats fairly obvious here😭)

♡ 3. eternal sunshine, ariana grande

i adore this song oh my god. its become one of my favs of all time since it came out. this was on loop for HOURS when i first heard it and its such a comfort song for me. it shows her growth so beautifully and there's so much about it i just absolutely adore like i could write a whole essay on this song and still wouldnt be able to express how much i love it

♡ 2. magnetic, illit

illit was bound to pop up here again this month tbh ok so me and my bsf were listening to this on loop the entire time at school a little after it came out like we were sitting in the front row of our class and were still watching the magnetic mv under the desk on her phone. so in love with this song it makes me so happy n feel so cute i ahh <3

♡ 1. supernatural, ariana grande

SUPERNATURAL IS THE SONG EVER. first day it came out i listened to the album and this was on loop constantly for the next week or more. it's made it up to my top 10 fav songs of all time ever and i listen to A LOT of music. this song is my life<333

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 ALBUMS

♡ 1. eternal sunshine, ariana grande

fairly self explanatory. i love u ari. there was soo much ari this month bc ive been a diehard ari stan since i was 8 and have never looked back. since yes and released in january i have been ecstatic about ag7 releasing in march after 4 YEARS of no ari so this was MONUMENTAL for me 😭😭 THE DROUGHT IS OVER ARIANATORS RISE 🩷🩷🩷

♡ 2. super real me, illit

so basically the day this album came out my best friend was spamming me about them and i only listened to them like 2 days after cuz she was annoying me about it and OH MY GOD. i listened to them and then proceeded to loop the whole album for the next 72 hours 💗 and for a debut as well is amazing ily illit girlies

♡ 3. with you-th, twice

so i wasn't much of a fan at first bc they just sounded really similar and bland to me but its grown on me a lot since it came out and i've been listening to it so much throughout the entirety of march. its just so oddly comforting in a way and feels like a hug in music form (+ rush and bloom are the best songs argue with the wall)

♡ 4. easy, le sserafim

self explanatory. i'm obsessed with le sserafim at the moment and this album is everything to me. ass shaking album 10/10

♡ 5. k-12, melanie martinez

i have been revisiting one of my fav albums of all time this month and its as amazing as always. this has been my favourite album of all time since it came out and i will never ever get over k12 🩷 10000/10!!!! <3

���─★ ˙ ̟🎀 ARTISTS

♡ TOMORROW X TOGETHER

♡ TWICE

♡ LANA DEL REY

♡ LE SSERAFIM

♡ ARIANA GRANDE

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 SPECIAL MENTIONS

♡ happy 1 year to portals by melanie martinez! oh my god this album helped me through all of 2023 and i went to see her on tour in london for my birthday last november and it was surreal. she's amazing. i adore her and this album (i have it on vinyl hehe) and love it SOO MUCH 💖

♡ expect ordinary things by ariana grande to be high high on my top 10 next month its been on loop for days now im obsessed

♡ there's going to be a LOT in next month's issue seeing as 2 of my all time favs are coming back next month, so prepare for that! so excited ahh <3 (one has already released at the time of writing this. prepare urselves.)

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 EDITOR'S NOTE

this was SO FUN oh my gosh. i am 100% making this a regular thing~ lmk if it was entertaining, improvements needed, artists / albums you'd like me to keep up with etc, or just general comments, ideas, reviews and so on. thank you so much for reading, this was so fun! look forward to next month 💗🫶💖

lots of love 💘

[hidden-poet]

Bestieee I finally (after 3 years) read Professor Snow… and my god I did not know I needed a Professor Snow fic this bad 😌

I have to say… this Coryo seems like the most normal one 😂

I felt so bad for the reader. She is so sweet and I just wanted to give her the biggest hug every time he was mean to her and failed her on purpose 😭

He would catch a young boy staring at her occasionally, innocently or not, and would proceed to make an example out of him. - our jelly jelly boy!

He watched her face as it sagged when she received her first fail - awe poor girl 😭

“Yes, honey?” - honey? MY GOD 🥵

“What about this deserves a higher grade?” - damn bro 😒

“No. Hobbes and Rousseau met the criteria and you copied them. Philosophers I taught about in this class, so I have very little interest in re-reading them in your poor and clunky paraphrasing.” - HE’S SO CRUEL TO HER 😭

HOW HE CALLS HER SWEETHEART 🥵

And now he’s going to tutor us? Sign me up daddy cause i want to get fucked against his desk 🫠

Bro him tutoring her… i be so nervous around him cause i'm dumb as fuck 😂

“Very good, angel,” he praised and she glowed under him. - i can’t with these nicknames 🤤 please send help!

OMG FEED ME PLEASE 🔥 girl when he offers you food… YOU TAKE IT!

He imagined her in his home pregnant. - i too! I would gladly bear all his children 🫠

Not his whole day and mood getting ruined by another guy talking to her 😂

He barked at everyone to sit down, and the other student, who Coriolanus never bothered to learn the name of - i died of laughter at this 😂

He spoke too fast for her to finish taking notes, leaving her to try to absorb information as much as she could. - my god he’s so PETTY 🤦‍♀️

“Is my class a joke to you?” - no daddy… i- i

“Then perhaps you can tell me why after hours of wasting my time with you, you still manage to hand in something I can barely read, let alone pass?” - he’s so mean i swear if it was me i would cry on the spot 😭

“Maybe if you spent less time flirting and more time studying I could have my nights back.” - 😑😑😑

“Well?” He snaps. “Say thank you. I shouldn’t be giving you another chance.” - “What? Speak up,” he pushes. - “Go,” he flicks his hand towards the door and she rushes out. - the way i gasped and was turned on at the same time 😳

Bro he’s actually so delulu with her tho. Poor girl, she’s probably so confused too with his behavior 😂

If the other student had walked any faster, Coriolanus would have thrown open her car door and yanked her out. - oh lord this is way too hot for me too handle right now 🥵

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I feel so bad for the her guy friend 😭 he was so mean to him too because he’s so fucking petty 🙄

“Shut up,” he spat. - “You fucking slut.” - the way I immediately changed my panties after these two lines…

“Where do you think you’re going?” - running away cause i’ll know you’ll catch me and take me back to your apartment and make me your wife and make me bear your children 😃

“Get out of the car,” he demands, - make me, daddy 🫠

“You are so fucking dumb, you know that? I’ve never seen anymore more undeserving of a place at the University than you.” - ohhh now it’s my third time changing my panties…

I love how he kidnapped us and kept us prisoner in his home. God do I love being his property 🤤

“I told you, I wasn't flirting with him!” - “Me, you dumb girl.” - call me a dumb girl again…

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It was so cute how she was crying because she couldn't get the greenhouse door open 😂

Wow he really thought this plan through with her and her family and school, didn't he? This man continues to surprise me every time!

BESTIEEEE I loved this one-shot so much. I’m not really into student/teacher dynamics but this is Coriolanus Snow so it’s different 😂 and... HOT!

Also… HUGE congrats on finishing and getting your degree, bestie 🩷you must be so relieved! I hope you’re doing well and taking care of yourself first 🩷 can’t wait to see you in the next one! love youuuu

BESTIE! Hello!

Can’t believe he seems normal compared to the rest 😭😭

I am also not into the teacher/student dynamic. I never read them so I don’t know where this one come from.

He would be such a hot teacher through 😍

Thank you! Law is no joke and I am so grateful that my degree is over after 6 years. But more to go and then I will be a lawyer!

See you soooooon. Love you ❤️

[rassberrylips]

Hiii! Could I get some matchmaking for Hayden Christensen’s characters, I’m 5’6 with black hair that fades into red in a wolf cut with brown eyes. I’m a biology and psychology major, cheerleader, and I’m always considered the mom friend. I tend to try to light up the room and be there for others but I don’t have sort of qualms about speaking up for myself or handling conflict. I tend to speak my mind and be very blunt, rational, and logical. I’m known for having high standards, being picky, and enjoying the finger things in life.

Although I can come off as bossy, mean, I get really sensitive and I tend to be a crybaby sometimes. I love fashion, painting, sculpting, writing, but I also love more hobbies like math, science, and I’m constantly striving to learn. I tend to be the mediator and voice of reason with a lot of patience but I’m the worst when I’m angry apparently. I have a dad sense of humor that can be corny but at least I make myself laugh.

i have a lot of friends but I find it difficult to open up sometimes. I love horror movies even though I get easily scared and I studied ancient history for a long time so it’s something I’m passionate about. Thank you so much! 🩷

your match is ... sam monroe !!

♡ your hair is what drew sam to you

♡ sam thought he was the only "emo" kid but when he saw your dyed black and red hair in the cafeteria he was so exited (secretly ofc)

♡ he had been wanting to talk to you for weeks and when he saw you and his freind alyssa sitting together he took his chance

♡ he was leaning on the tree by alyssa's table in his usual spot with his headphones on and his eyed closed and maybe he didn't have music playing so he could eavesdrop 🤷‍♀️

♡ "hey y/n can you come over to my house after cheer practice to help me study for our next test?" "of course"

♡ so you were hot, emo, a cheerleader and smart ... this was sam's dream

♡ the next day he took his chance and came up with a plan

♡ at the beginning of biology he would compliment your hair, then he would sit in front of you, then at the end of class he would ask you to come over and help him with the subject matter

♡ and thats how sam monroe got himself stuck cleaning his room, retaping posters to the wall, shoving all his dirty clothes in the closet and opening a window to air out that weird smell

♡ when the doorbell rang it was a race of time and gravity for sam to get to the door before his dad ... he lost.

♡ sam had never had a girl over besides alyssa but she didn't really count so it was safe to say his dad was thrilled

♡ every time his dad tried to ask you a question sam cut him off 😭

♡ sam was extremely awkward at first but after a few of your jokes he transitioned from robot to human and you guys had a lot of fun for learning biology

♡ before you left you got sam's number and set up another time to hang out

♡ you guys started hanging out a lot more often ... sam's plan was working !

♡ after a few weeks you told sam you liked him and his brain short circuited (back to robot boy)

♡ yay you're dating now !!

♡ you always helped sam chill out whether josh was messing with him, his step-dad was judging him or his real dad was pissing him off

♡ sam always thought of you as sensitive and calm until the first time he saw you angry

♡ there was nothing to be really mad about except this morning you ran out of concealer, you stubbed your toe on the way to second period, you ran out of lunch money, failed a test in your favorite class and you got your period

♡ everything added up and at the end of the day sam found you crying in his car, he drove you home and listened to you yell and rant for an hour then cry for another

♡ he held you and ran his fingers through your hair (something you do to him when he's upset), ordered you favorite food, put on your favorite horror movie and decided he never wanted to see you angry again

a glimpse into your relationship ...

a/n: yeah i am an alyssa hater and make it so they never dated 😼 anyways hope you liked it merry christmas !! 🎄

[mattslolita]

omg today me and my bf were in english and we had to like find qoutes and annotate them from a book. how fun and entertaining, my ideal activity to occupy my wednesday morning!!😍 and then he was sittin there doing absolutley nothing except from looking at me 🫠 and i said

"r u gonna help orrr?" and he went "wasnt planning on it, but your makeup looks different?" and i said "different lashes" and then he went " oh, well u look pretty" and MY TEACHER HEARD THIS AND WAS LIKE "right, this is not appropriate for the classroom. can you focus on your work or ill have to seperate you both. and *hisname* ur letting her do all the work, come on"

my friend started LAUGHING SO HARD BC WHAT? and she went "bro theyre not making out, i think its perfectley appropriate" AND THE TEACHER SENT HER OUT LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

then when she came back in he took me outside and said "u cant let boys interrupt ur learning, otherwise ur gonna get bad results". yeah, shit bro my bad, sorry for causing such a disruption in ur lesson. i nearly died when he said that and then to make it worse when i came back in my bf was like "he mad he gets no bitches" LMFAOO and then he got sent out (for the rest of the lesson tho 😭) and my friend said to the teacher "shes got seperation anxiety, i dont think she can cope with this. looks shes hyperventalating" OMG I WAS CRYING WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOO!!!!! he hates us all and we dont even try an piss him off 🤣

anyway my day was great, how was yours? 😭😭 🩷

LMAOOOO you guys r so sillyness. i remember once me & my whole class made our 7th grade sub cry it was funny

my day was okay yesterday !! im glad urs was good💌