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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected
#atlas entry#you're all so stupid g-d bless#âI'm not voting for Trump OR Biden! They both suck!â okay well one of them is gonna be our future president no matter what#like get you think things can't get any worse under Trump than they already are. You're wrong and stupid but I get it#might as well vote against the guy who has Nazis sieg heiling at his rallies
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There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.
#the substance#just as a nice palate cleanser#i loved all 140 batshit gory minutes of it don't get me wrong#i just think the flipside is also really funny#runs into that other old guy at the diner and is like. honey. what the fuck are you talking about. do you have someone i can call#my thoughts
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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okay so I am still working on that silly animatic but I put it on brief hold for this because I was plagued by visions
Anyway Mouthwashing actor au
#Can you guys genuinely not point out the ridiculous misspelling of mouthwashing on the poster#I saw it immediately but it was all on one layer and I couldn't change the previous pictures anymore so I just left it#Idk what stroke I was having but eh#wrong organ#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing jimmy#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing fanart#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing au#mouthwashing actor au
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does anyone want 700 pages of cyra lore or are you normal
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav#galemance#tw blood#i'm so used to drawing her all comfy post epilogue that i forget her backstory is fucking crazy#the blue guy is her surrogate dad :3#cyra's whole thing is an allegory for all the autistic daughters (or former daughters)#something something feeling different for whatever reason and then finding your people and realising there was nothing wrong with you#and also the actual psychological warfare from our mothers akdhdffdh#cyra's theme is just any paris paloma song
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I've never been more normal in my life.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#Both LWJ and JZX are failing so miserably at the deception check in this scene.#The maneuvers are wild. I am putting them into a petri dish.#LWJ yelling at the guy he's madly infatuated with. Who is earnestly asking what's wrong and trying to bridge the gap between you.#Absolute fumble. No wonder WWX is fully convinced this guy hated him. LWJ was dropping all the wrong signs.#No really. If you have a fraught relationship with someone and they yell at you -#-You can't really walk back from that. All you can do is go 'Oh I make this person *miserable* huh?' and leave them be.#And JIN ZIXUAN. My GUY. What were you doing here? Was it nerves?#Like go you for knowing so many snake facts (that is real by the way I didn't make that up).#And true. Some people really do go wild for knowledge dumps. I am assigning JYL as one of those people. To help him recover the fumble.#JZX being a little bit (a lot bit) lame is probably the best thing for his character. I like him just a bit more for this.
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Oh so YOU GUYS can monologue for hours but my man yorick tries to have a nice conversation after regaining his ability to speak AND YOU GANG UP ON HIM???? I see how it is!!! The double standards are crazy!!!
#shitpost#itâs always two annoying bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyy#Mr John âthis is my best friend and soulmate Arthur and he can talk all he wants thank youâ Doe#and his roommate Mr. Arthur âI love my best friend and soulmate John who can describe landscapes as pretentiously as he wantsâ Lester#you guys make me SICK you and your strange honeymoon phase!!!#I am constantly on EDGE bc shit WILL go wrong and you will be at each others throats soon#you guys CANT FOOL ME#yes I drew this after episode 45 to cope w the sheer psychological damage it inflicted upon me#how DARE you Mr Harlan Malevolent. how COULD you#have I not suffered enough!?? have I not cried enough??#this grown man had me CHOKING UP on PUBLIC TRANSPORT because of HOPE? CRINGE!!1!#malevolent#private eyes#Arthur Lester#John doe
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#âok i'll apologizeâ âbro it's not that serious.â#âyou're right it's not that seriousâ âwhy won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!â#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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not enough people give lup credit for just being a colossal fucking dumbass. like shes so so smart and i love her so much so i mean this with the utmost affection but why the fuck did she make the phoenix fire gauntlet. what did she think was going to happen there. everyone else's relic was like. wildly dangerous but at least conceivably Could Have been used for good things. WHAT on earth could the phoenix fire gauntlet be used for other than mass destruction. like its just a straight up nuke. why did she make this. lup arson isnt the solution to every problem. it isnt the solution to MOST problems. lup.
#taz balance#taz lup#what was the meeting like after theyd all made their relics like#'hey guys i made a staff that makes big shields' alright good job lucretia that seems like a good one#'i made a belt that controls nature' alright pretty fuckin bad in the wrong hands but reasonable#'i made a fire glove that can immolate entire towns' okay but Why lup#why that . you can Do other magic . you Know other magic . Why the arson glove
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cringe ass family â¤
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#tywin lannister#joanna lannister#cersei lannister#jaime lannister#tyrion lannister#joffrey baratheon#myrcella baratheon#tommen baratheon#2 many of them......8 whole guys...#one day I'll draw a proper family portrait but for now all you get is floating heads. at least this time they have shoulders#um tywin looks weird idk whats wrong with him. like physically i mean. think i made his eyes too big#ive decided to give all of them slay earrings ⤠except i couldnt figure out what 2 give tommen so he doesnt have them đ#he does have his ears pierced tho â maybe he like just got it done bc hes a baby#im aware thats not how that hat works btw ik the hair's not supposed 2 be out. idgaf#my art
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little detail I've picked up on: lucanis seems to like it when rook is smart. not in an academically minded way, necessarily, but when they're clever/analytical and clear-eyed about the practical realities of a matter and able to sort out the bullshit. most immediate example that comes to mind is of course when rook points out to illario that zara physically can't have made it back to vyrantium yet by conventional means in the cafĂŠ scene (where they're also backing what lucanis is trying to say, so the approval there makes extra sense), but it pops up in several other places too where rook cuts through to the heart of a problem with that kind of thinking. his and davrin's approval often overlap, but davrin seems to like it when rook is resolute and practical (and kind but don't tell anyone that sssh <3 ilu davrin), where I get the sense that lucanis gets that extra little thrill when they're also clever. in another contrast emmrich likes it when you're curious and openminded and kind (a lot like solas in da:i really) -- more like a life-long earnest academic *would* think about and value learning and knowledge in terms of a process and way of thinking rather than the results that come out of it -- while i think lucanis kind of likes it (and possibly gets a little ah frisson out of it depending on your relationship with him lol) when your mind is a knife. which I think is really neat. also tracks perfectly with him liking both viago and neve too haha. he clearly enjoys the Thinkers of the world.
#lucanis whenever rye's stark sharp analytical Watcher eyes break through the just a little guy-ness: ah too late#something has already been Awakened in me there's no turning back now. oh well :> â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#rook x lucanis#rookanis#you know what I actually really like in this game that is such a little thing? rook can reach the wrong conclusions in dialogue#really quite frequently. another lucanis quest example but you can have your rook reach the conclusion that maybe zara is lying#even though all available evidence is sort of building up under what she says. rook is allowed to be wrong and/or just not wired that way!#they have a whole team behind them to make up for the places they may fall short (whether in people skills or critical thinking or whatever#small flavours in characterization that does a lot if you actually engage with them
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Um I like Dungeon Meshi. Btw
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#<- ew#i drew something#IT'S BEEN LIKE 6 MONTHS. HI#did you guys know i've been obsessed with dunmeshi for 8 years and never drawn fanart of it before. what's wrong with me#when i first got into it there were less than 20 chapters. look at us now#something about it being everywhere now instilled a fire in me after all this time... I WANNA DRAW RAUUUGHGHHH#i am really hoping to get in the habit of posting regularly again may marcille give me strength
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Prompt 162
âSo,â Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didnât have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie.Â
âSo,â Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end.Â
âTechnically thereâs proper procedures for clonesâŚâ Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain.Â
âTechnically, yes⌠but do we want to actually do that?âÂ
All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor.Â
âThink we can pull it off?â Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes.Â
âOf course we can.â Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain.Â
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#danny fenton#ellie fenton#tim drake#Ras: *Makes Tim Clones*#Danny & Ellie: Lmao weâre gonna blow up this place and go- buh-bye now~#All three of them are salty about the whole time-travelling thing#Tim: Why is one of my clones a girl?#Ellie: Idk man but Iâm not changing#Tim: Fair enough do u want me to make you guys proper IDs#Theyâre going to do mischief and make the Batfam think theyâve always been triplets#They have the paper trail to prove that the Drakes had triplets#Neither Danny or Ellie have powers but that isn���t going to stop them#Nothing can go wrong ever theyâre sure#Why yes this is inspired by the Ao3 fic Twincognito Mode#Why YES Bruce does in fact think he somehow adjusted the timeline#And Yes Clockwork does do a little nudge to make their IDs & history *pretty* solid#He's back in Long Now eating popcorn and watching his new favorite show
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arcane: cops are inherently corrupt, there are no good cops because cops who "try" to do good are vetoed or killed by their own cohorts, being in the police force and having violence normalized to you will turn you into the worst version of yourself. there is no excuse for your actions and no atonement that can make up for this, but you must move forward and attempt to do better by the people you have wronged.
arcane fans: it's copaganda if you like the lesbians in this show đĄ but i LOVE all the murderous men who experiment with torture đĽ°đ!!!!
#you all loved when old men did this in disco elysium but when a girl does it....... hm.#op#arcane#caitvi#caitlyn kiramman#the political messaging in this show fell off towards the end yea. it's clumsy. it's not awesome#but i can tell for a fact most of you people are just fucking misogynists. because where is this energy with silco and singed#iâm not saying âcaitlyn did nothing wrongâ iâm saying you guys make very biased choices about whoâs wrongdoings you remember.
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Saw characters as lps figures (pt. 1)
#pt 2 is in rebblogs btw#idk if you guys are aware of how passionate I am about this#saw#john kramer#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#zep hindle#amanda young#this all started bc i saw that fuckass hamster and all I could really think about was 'that looks exactly like John Kramer' to the point#where i had to make a collection of saw characters and the lps they remind me of#also if you don't agree with the Amanda one I'm sorry but you are wrong
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