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veryintricaterituals · 3 months

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So, you're telling me that Armand not only pretended to be Rashid for all of season one, but that it seems more and more likely that Alice, Daniel's wife, will turn out to be Armand as well. As horrifying as that'd be... It's also kind of hilarious

I think we should make it a tradition. Every season we discover that a different character was actually Armand all along.

As seasons pass everyone gets to secretly be Armand at some point or another. Next season it turns out Magnus was Armand! And yes you guessed it... Louis was also Armand, that's why his memories are all fucked up. Are you wondering about Claudia? Of course she was Armand!

And can you imagine Lestat is in the background whining "Mon Cher, when will it be MY turn to be Armand?"

Finally, it's the show's last episode, and we get to the final scene... we cut to black and find Armand, standing by himself, he says: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Interview with the Vampire, for tonight's entertainment

#you get to be armand #and YOU get to be armand #EVERYONE gets to secretly be Armand #interview with the vampire #iwtv #armand #the vampire armand #devil's minion

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vasquez-rocks · 4 months

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Ok to be clear, this whole time what Daniel Molloy thought happened was:

He hooked up with Louis in 1973

Then listened to him rant about his ex for 8 hours

After which Louis tried to kill him

He woke up in a second location and was like wow my craziest trip yet!

He didn't hear from Louis for 50 years

Until he gets an email like hey bb sorry about the murder attempt do u wanna come to Dubai? u can interview me again i probably won't kill you :)

And he's like yeah sure

And then he still spent the whole time bullying him

Self-preservation skills at a 0. That imaginary dick must have been something else

#iwtv #iwtv spoilers #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #one of the characters of all time #dick so good it makes you actively seek death #and he didn't even get any #do we think armand implanted that memory specifically and if so why?

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cryptocism · 3 months

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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homosexualslug · 3 months

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the difference between these scenes is killing meeeeee

#when you haven't had the talk: good vs evil ending #the way claudia lets madeline answer first but armand gets defensive and answers immediately #the way madeline makes sure claudia knows her 'no' isn't an indicator that she isn't interested vs louis shutting down the very thought #anyways just wanted to test the new captioning styles I've been trying #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #interview with the vampire #loumand #claudeline #louis de pointe du lac #claudia iwtv #armand #madeline iwtv

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claudiaeparvier · 1 month

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Armand + text posts part 2

#he’s just sooooo #i love him and i hate him but i LOVE him #do you get it?#interview with the vampire #armand #assad zaman #iwtv s2 #text post meme

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holographings · 3 months

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my softest, beigest pillow

#this is jjust a screenshot redraw i have Better stuff for this show coming up but i just had to get this out of my system. assad zaman plea #please are you free next tuesday or monday im also free friday saturday sunday wedn #interview with the vampire #iwtv #armand #amc iwtv #my art #fanart #can u believe i used to not give one single fuck about him @ the start of s2. look at us now. u have bewitched me body and soul #been thinking abt this scene since i first saw it it's like watching my parents fight all ovr again. except they're actually good at arguin

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azvhaalk · 6 days

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to be loved by death

#iwtv amc #interview with the vampire #armand #the vampire armand #it's unfair lestat gets all the gore. i think armand deserves some #as a treat #sketch #iwtv fanart #rent free i tell you #cw gore

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erebus0dora · 17 days

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a quick sequel to this one: basically a 4:19/4:20 meme, come to think of it...

oh, and i remembered to switch on the recording of the process; i sketched this straight over the prev one, so it looks a tad weird, but still... adding it for those who asked

all that said: if you want to chew it, you have my enthusiastic permission 💜

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mirrorhouse · 4 months

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interview with the vampire 2.05 / red dragon (2002) screenplay

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #armand #daniel molloy #armandaniel #devil's minion #iwtvedit #*#***#iwtv spoilers #do you get it do you understand

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strategicjazzhands · 2 months

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This is how the scene went, right?

#you know how cats get really pissed if you pick up their chew toy #that’s Armand energy i fear #like yes I can rip the plushie with my teeth but if YOU do it im gonna get pissy #interview with the vampire #iwtv #iwtv season 2 #amc iwtv #daniel molloy #devil’s minion #eric bogosian #the vampire armand #armand x daniel #armandaniel #louis de pointe du lac #loumand #loudaniel

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justalittlechocolatemilkshake · 3 months

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Louis "killing " Lestat by choosing Amand over him. He KNEW that the only thing worse than dying was to be left alone. AND THEN punishing Armand by basically saying, you are my consolation prize and I am only going to have you because it will KILL Lestat. Louis, you are that bad bitch. Revenge suits you so well.

#louis you are the baddest bitch #iwtc spoilers #finale spoilers #revenge is best served to two people at once from the same plate #louis de pointe du lac #louis the most character of all time.#interview with the vampire #iwtv #you get that revenge louis you deserve it #as a treat #armand #loumand #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #and armand and lestat just let him do whatever he wants #as they should at this point #littlechocolatemilkshake

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veryintricaterituals · 3 months

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Okay, I'm putting on my tinfoil hat and my clown makeup. I'm officially jumping on the insane bandwagon: "Alice", Daniel's wife or girlfriend or something is Armand. She was Armand all along. That's gonna be the twist.

As much as I want old!Daniel devil's minion (and oh how I want it) I feel that it's already happened. I mean they are laying the clues pretty heavily.

"You felt free holding her hand in Paris, I wonder why that was"... And taking into account Louis' comment about his sexuality liberation in 1940's Paris in the last episode, I mean it's foreshadowing for sure. And then, the other thing we know is that Daniel proposed and she said no, immediately Armand says: "She wanted to say yes, but she didn't trust you".

I mean It's all a little too convenient. Also how funny would it be for the twist to be some character being Armand all along... Twice

#lets make it a tradition #every season we find out someone else is secretly armand #i wonder who gets to be armand on season 3??#maybe Akasha was Armand all along #you get to be armand #and you get to be armand #EVERYONE gets to be armand #interview with the vampire but every role is secretly played by armand #okay. im done #i really hope this is true because it'd actually be devastating. but also kind of funny #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #the devils minion #armand #the vampire armand #daniel molloy

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arinmoss · 3 months

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Armand...you have bewitched me...

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justanotherrandomperson · 3 months

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#this just appeared in my head and I had to do it #honestly very valid to go insane and do something unhinged after your partner of 20 years is still hung up over his ex and calls you boring #though daniel doesn't deserve any of this #IWTV is a process of continuously going “Oooft get out of this situation- you deserve better” about different people.#Armand #IWTV #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv spoilers #funny #Daniel Molloy #Devil's minion #meme #armand iwtv

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laniidae-passerine · 3 months

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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man

#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him #like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate #like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right #madeleine didn’t even know him #daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him #(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore #uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him #maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead #armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing #so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater #and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two #attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years #so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central #louis de pointe du lac #ldpdl #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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deboracabral · 4 days

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toxic immortal yaoi :')

#interview with the vampire #vampire chronicles #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire armand #loumand #i took out a wisdom tooth i am suffering #the older you get the worse it gets they weren't lying

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