#you cant play that with miri there!!

[frostleni]

[rxttenfish]

imagining miranda just politely asking aaravi if she can play a game and can miranda lay on her lap and watch because she needs a distraction and not to be alone and to just watch aaravi be happy and passionate about something because its that time of the night

[royalreef]

(( As a kinda silly OOC thing: I like conceiving of Miranda (and her connections through the Merkingdom) as being an anti-OP muse.

As in, I like the thought of, the more OP someone or something else is, the worse of a time they have being able to do anything to Miranda. She is, very intentionally and within the logic of her own universe, designed to be able to handle those with extreme power and authority and to be able to undermine everything they can throw at her and counteract anything that they try to do.

She's already a royal, next in line to her throne! She has to be able to fully handle other people in similar positions without risking any damage to her own, and this is something that she's dealt with her entire life. She very much knows all the risks associated as a part of her job, her title, her entire reason for being born, and she's well-trained in the formal and informal methods of striking down anyone else who might even come close to a position to her own.

Which, of course, means that muses that very much aren't OP, that are just normal people or much closer to it, are much, much more capable of threatening Miranda and the Merkingdom both as a point of intention. This is something that I very much want and very much want to encourage. Especially because the reason this is such a problem is the way that the Merkingdom and, thus, Miranda, entirely overlook and ignore such threats and treat them like non-issues. The fact that most Merkingdom royals, upon actually encountering a landfolk, have a range of responses from discomfort to dismissal to ignorance, is one that is very purposeful here. The ones that they're most likely to pay attention to are the ones in the most danger, and the ones that they aren't likely to care very much about beyond petty malice and as another means to inflate their own egos. And, as it is, the ones they're most likely to pay attention to are those that have decided to pose a risk.

And it's a thing that I've been dealing with from the beginning too. From the start of this blog I was very bothered by the idea that some OP character would decide to singlehandedly "fix" or destroy the Merkingdom from a position of equal or greater authority. Which is not to say that I didn't want it to be changed or that there weren't ways to dismantle it. But rather, I wanted it to be more organic, and I wanted to deal with the actual question of how that even happens, and I wanted to ask the question of what could measurably improve this situation and Miranda's life both.

Which meant that, yeah, the more OP a muse is the more intentionally destined for failure they are, and the closer they approach "some guy", the more they'll be able to achieve. Which is not to say it won't be difficult or hard to do, or that there's not the possibility for failure (again, even at her most basic, Miranda is a macropredator that can easily maim someone, but more typical "normal" muses are more likely to possess caution and try to read her body language before pressing her), but the fact remains, very intentionally, that they are the only ones who will be able to do it.

[tastybluesprite]

Make Papa Rei smile

Woooo ok this is my first Buddy Daddies fanfic lol. Rei is an absolute sweetheart and needs all the hugs and tickles so I wrote this hehe.

Warnings: None besides that this is a tickle fic so if that’s not your thing keep scrolling

Summery: Miri wants to see Rei smile

Ever since Miri walked into their lives, Kazuki and Rei had their hands full. Rei wasn’t used to seeing anyone be this cheerful and upbeat. It was almost exhausting just to watch. He was certainly grateful that Kazuki did most of the work to take care of the kid.

Often times he had no idea what to do with her. He was trained to be a hitman. An assassin who kills. Not some babysitter.

“PAPA REEIIIII!!!!”

He winced at the loud noise that caused him to wake up. That was another thing he wasn’t used to. Having a human alarm clock to wake up to every morning.

He attempted to roll over in his bathtub, trying to go back to sleep. Suddenly he felt a heavy weight nail him right in the middle. He let out a loud “oof” sound, his eyes squeezed shut and watering from pain.

He opened them to see a little girl in a brown Bob cut beaming down at him. He sighed. “Miri what time is it?”

“It’s breakfast O’Clock!!!!” She cried gleefully. “Papa Reiiiii!!! Make me breakfast! I want that yummy cereal!!!!”

Rei yawned. “It’s too damn early for this. Go back to sleep.”

Miri huffed and puffed out her cheeks in frustration. “No! I want breakfast!!! I’m hungryyy!!! Papa Reiiii!!!!!”

Rei sighed again. “Have Kazuki make it for you.”

“No way! Papa Kazuki won’t let me eat it. He’ll force me to eat stuff like icky mushrooms and tomatoes and vegetables!”

“Sorry kid. Cant help you here. I’m tired.”

“Awwww Cmon just get up!!!” She pushed at his shoulders. He just groaned and shut his eyes.

“You should really stop being so grumpy Papa Rei! I wanna see you smile!”

“Sorry Miri. I’ve already told you before I don’t smile. I haven’t in a long time.”

“Hm… then I can help you smile!” Miri offered with a grin. “See?!” She started making silly faces, sticking out her tongue and making obnoxious noises.

“Ugh just go away.”

“No! If you won’t make me breakfast you can at least show me a smile!!!” She demanded.

“And how exactly do you plan to do that?” He asked her, admittedly somewhat curious.

“Well I can sing you a funny song! Or make funny faces!” She began singing high pitched the only words that she could think would sound silly enough. But of course, it didn’t work.

“Awww Cmon just smile papa Rei!!!” She poked at his cheek with a grumpy expression.

Rei sighed. He shouldn’t have to be here all morning dealing with this. He had video games waiting for him. He finally got Miri off him and climbed out of his tub for a bed.

Miri followed him out and they went to the kitchen to see Kazuki making breakfast. “Morning sleepy head!” The blonde teased his exhausted partner.

“Papa Kazuki! Help me make Papa Rei smile!” Miri asked him with determination.

Kazuki laughed. “Papa Rei isn’t much of a smiler.”

“I’m not Papa Rei.” The raven head deadpanned from the couch, which he had gone to to play his video games.

“Cmon Rei! You can show Miri that your smile!” Kazuki encouraged his partner, almost as if to say Cmon please just humor the kid if you want to shut her up.

“Sorry, no thanks.” Rei muttered. Kazuki sighed at his partner. Although his stubbornness towards something like this was pretty endearing. He sat himself next to Rei on the couch, poking at his cheek. “Cmon Reiiii show it to us!”

“Yeah come on Rei!” Miri cheered, running to his other side to poke his other cheek. Rei sat their, trying hard to ignore them as he played his video games.

Eventually Kazuki began poking him lower in the middle of his side, and he stiffened up, instinctively grabbing the blondes wrists.

Kazuki was supprised at the sudden gesture to protect himself, but a mischievous smirk slowly appeared on his face. “Huh? What’s this Rei?” Kazuki asked, trying to poke again, only to get the same reaction.

“Dude no freaking way, are you ticklish?” Kazuki asked, completely disregarding the playful act, and landing a poke to his side again, this time making Rei flinch and grab his arm again.

They made eye contact for a moment, and then Kazuki quickly shoved him back to the couch, making him drop the game controller. He managed to straddle him. Rei tried to fight him off at first, but since he had just woken up, his exhaustion weakened him.

“Uh-oh Rei… looks like your not going anywhere…” Kazuki teased, and then began to drill his fingers into his sides. Reis eyes widened, arching his back slightly as he forced his laughter to stay down.

“Cmon Rei don’t be embarrassed! Show Miri your smile!”

“Yeah Papa Rei, smile!!!”

When Kazuki went up to his ribs, Rei couldn’t hold it anymore and laughter slowly spilled out of his mouth.

“K-Kahahazuhukihihi stohohohop!!!” Rei grabbed at the blondes wrists, but it was no use. As strong as he was, the tickling had weakened him completely now.

“There it is!!! Isn’t his laugh precious Miri~” Kazuki teased. He couldn’t help smiling at his partner. He was wearing the most adorable little smile Kazuki had ever seen from Rei, and he couldn’t help but fall in love with it immediately.

Miri went for his neck, scratching her tiny little fingers lightly at the sensitive skin, and Rei had to use all the strength he had left to keep himself from squealing. High pitched giggles erupted out of him and Kazuki actually stopped his own tickling from how surprised he was. He never heard that kind of laughter from him ever.

“Awww Rei I didn’t know you could giggle!” Kazuki teased. Reis face burned red. “Shuhuhut uhuhuhup!!” He attempted to grab at Miris hands.

“No! Papa Kazuki! Papa Rei is defweeting me!”

Kazuki laughed, “it’s ‘defeating’ Miri, not de-fweeting silly. Not to fear however! I will help you.”

He began digging into Reis underarms and he let out an undignified shriek, quickly clamping his arms down to his side.

“NOHOHOT THEHEHERE KAHAHAZUKI STOHOHOP!!!” Rei kicked at his feat, trying but failing to really trap the fingers.

“Awww look Miri! Looks like we found papa Reis weak spot.”

“Yay!!!” Miri cheered as she joined in.

Soon Rei looked as if he was having difficulty breathing and Kazuki realized he should stop.

He pulled Miri away from him and got off Rei himself. Rei was still lightly giggling from the excess tingles, seeming to be too tired now to really get up.

“Look at that Miri… we made Papa Rei smile.” Kazuki grinned at his partner, who wore a bright smily expression on his face as he caught his breath.

Kazuki hoped Rei could get used to Miri eventually, for just a while until they could find Miris proper home.

Though he didn’t realize that her proper home was right under his nose.

[sakumz]

a/n : IM SO SMITTEN FOR HIM IM SO SAD I KUST FINISHED IT AND AND 😭😭😭

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[ s. rei x fem reader ]

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" rei papa, where's kazuki papa? " miri questions as she enters the bathroom rei often sleeps in.

a "huh?" was the only response she got as he went down, reading the note kazuki left on the table.

shaking silently, he tells her that kazuki papa has left them again. she lets his words register in her head, where did he go? the same thoughts flowing in rei. did they make him angry again? was it because miri refused to keep her own toys by herself or him playing too much again? maybe ignoring him...

he sighs before he looks over at the clock. pulling out his phone to check the date, it's a saturday. miri has no daycare, which means he's stuck to babysitting her the whole day. he tries to ring kazuki's phone, but it sends him back to his voice mail. he sighs as he puts his phone down. looking at miri as she stares back at him from the table.

" I'm hungry, I want cereal! " she says, for once he felt grateful her request was simple, else she'll be throwing a tantrum for not getting what she wants early in the morning.

as they silently eat breakfast, miri couldn't help but inquire another request.

" rei papa, if kazuki papa isn't coming home, will y/n mama come? " rei chokes at the question. y/n mama? that was the first time he heard her called you that. miri looks shocked at the sudden rei, he downs his glass of water. calming down quickly as he looks at her.

" I can call her to come over if you want, " she beams and excitedly starts jumping around.

" if you're done eating, put your bowl in the sink. " rei instructs as she quickly does as told, going to the living room as she awaits for him to come.

he sinks down on the sofa, whipping out his phone to dial your number. a few rings and you picked it up. miri presses her face against him as rei tries to put her at a distance. it was weird for you to receive a call from him first.

you sigh as your honey trap process was ruined. the guy you were drinking with at your brother's bar, thank goodness he allowed you to do whatever you want as he sent one of his workers over to serve you. you were trying to pry out as much information about his boss in the organisation and it was sooo going to go downhill the moment the phone won't stop ringing. you excuse yourself to pick up the call but the man asked that you just pick up the call here.

" he-hey? "

" y/n. please come over, " rei says in a monotone as you deadpan. your date glances over at you, leaning slightly as you move slightly back, hiding your face from the man.

" I cant-"

" rei papa! is that y/n mama? I wanna talk to her! " you cry internally, your poor poor mission-

from the line you hear rei prying her off him, as she gotten on top of his shoulders, whines spewing around about how mean he was as she hit his back. you take a quick glance at the man as he focuses on downing more and more drink. he's got a pretty lady by his side, he should enjoy it more often!

" rei. I'm on mission! " you whisper shouted.

" oh. " was the only response you got as he hung up immediately.

" y/n mama is busy today, " he tells miri as she stares back at him, on the verge of crying. she hasn't seen you in a week and the least he could do was let her talk to you. rei panicks as he pats her head, this was what kazuki did when she starts crying right? cooing at her not to cry as he offered the TV to her.

" was that your husband? " your date starts as you shake your head vigorously.

" honey, I promise that was just a- um. my brother! " he stares intensely, as you silently pray to all gods not to fail your mission, you were getting into the good parts too.

you lean against his arm, pushing it towards your chest in an attempt to seduce him. he can't leave now! you see his lips open for a moment before his gaze changes over, one of curiosity.

" you're the only one I want, honey " you whisper in his ears as you see him fuming red. pushing a whisky drink towards you, he urges you to drink more with him. you sigh as you manage to save your mission. better get this done faster so you could go home.

as he was looking away, chatting with his eyes staring right back at yours. you swiftly drop sleeping pills over to his glass.

" the boss doesn't go out often and he's often hanging around other girls at lucky bar! " you place your drink down at the sudden information. smiling to yourself as he's just given you the golden answer! this man was clearly drunk, you urge him to finish his cup as he obliged.

" why do you want to know so much about the boss anyway? " he yawns as the effect of the pills start hitting him.

" oh you know, they say he's a young rich fella. it did pique my interest, " the man stares at you with disbelief.

" he can't even fight with a gun! I'm a way better option, babe. " and rei is a way WAY better option you giggled to yourself, ruffling the man's hair as slumber finally consumes the man. you place the bill on the table as you exit the place.

you went into your car, driving to reis place. opening the door, as you kick off your heels. you're greeted by a very excited miri and a suprised rei before his face changed back into a poker.

" y/n mama! " she greets as she engulfs you in a hug, rei making his way to the door. you pat her head as your eyes make contact with rei. he gives you a nod as you sigh, miri clings to your leg as you drag yourself towards the couch. rei stares over your body as you place miri properly by the couch.

" how was the mission? " rei questions as you let out a longer sigh, covering your hands over your face. a blush rushing over when you remember the man's words about being a better fighter and your inner thoughts thought of rei first.

" it's alright, you guys nearly made me screw it up, " miri tugs at your dress as you turn to look at her.

" did mama y/n go to a party? "

" uh no? "

" she's cheating on rei papa with another man, " he uncharacteristically says as your blush deepens and he throws his whole body over the couch, wrapping his hands on your waist to pull you into a hug. miri jumps on his back as she started giggling, wigging behind his back.

" I'm sleepy, please just let me rest. " you ruffle his head as he smiles to himself. maybe kazuki being gone was a good thing afterall.

kazuki came back in the afternoon, he sighs as he noticed your heels by the door. rei couldn't take care of miri by himself?

he looks over to the couch, you were sleeping with a rei, hugging your torso and miri on his back. he laughs silently as he quickly takes a picture.

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as you awakened from your slumber, kazuki wakes both miri and rei. gathering everyone to eat at the table.

" did you screw up the mission? " kazuki asked as you and rei gave each other a quick glance before staring at the blonde. you shake your head no.

" how was it? " he shoots another question.

" it was alright- "

" you used honey trap right? " you internally panick at where this was going.

" honey trap? " miri asks as you glared at kazuki, cheeky smile slapping itself on his face.

" yes miri, it's when y/n mama says sweet things to rei papa and gets what she wants, " he points his chopsticks up like a teacher teaching his student on the whiteboard.

" so what, " you fumed as rei follows along, keeping a pokerface but the slight red on his ears isn't going anywhere from kazuki eyes.

what a sight.

[sol-consort]

Shepard baby shower for baby ryder omg! (Honestly I fucking wish Ryder was Shepards kid. That anon who gave u that ask should've cooked for bioware....that would be awesome and add more to the "be the legend my n7 parent was" when we played as said legend! Also shepard deserves to be happy)

Miranda is that cool big income childless aunt with the best most expensive gifts (cant have kids but she really wants em. Poor miri) probably likes to check up on shepard and ryder a lot. Best aunt ever. (Miranda would be a bit awkward at first, holding a child but I think she'd warm up to it quickly. Maybe even tear up a bit if you didn't look.)

Tali is SO worried. Quarians have it bad as babies they cant leave the bubble. Gifts mutiple baby monitor too for all the vitals. Its very important in this stage to check on them! Quarians find the baby stage to be so stressful! She's ready to check baby monitors for you like a fnaf security guard. You sure you don't want her to hook you up with someone from the fleet who can install a bubble in your home?

Kaidan gifts something sweet and thoughtful. Cute n7 onesie for baby ryder, some diapers too. Diapers are expensive. Gotta make sure you have them ready, babies poop a lot. Maybe brings some of his cooking too. Probably researched too to make sure Garrus and Tali can eat some of his dishes, the sweetheart.

Ashley hauls in an entire crib by herself she and her sister used as kids, and now its passed down to you. Feel honoured, skipper. It's practically a Williams heirloom.

Wrex surprisingly has a soft gift. A cute blanket he and Eve/Bakara worked on. Or maybe all by himself. Nights in tuchanka can be tough, so he figured you would appreciate it even if your choice of planet to live on is much easier (and for weaklings, plssss move to tuchanka instead) Its useful and from the heart. He tries to hint you should name the kid Ryder Shepard Urdnot, since shepard is a honorary krogan anyways.

Liara has cute yellow flower baby pj's too with matching little socks and those little hats. She seems a bit melancholy but her smile is very geniune when she gives them.

Garrus gets one of those big baby bags. Or those baby carrier things for your back/front to carry the baby. Knowing him, probably both. Tactical and hey look, it's got pockets/belt ulities for your guns and thermal clips in case you need to shoot whilst carrying baby or the supplies, theres even room for scopes and attachments in here!... why are you raising your eyebrow like that?... did he get too carried away? (Garrus and Kaidan would be the type of dads to carry their kid anywhere in those things) with how the dlc went in quiet party version, Garrus would probably want to install a insane amount of security, making Tali's paranoid monitoring look normal in comparison. You thought Tali was paranoid? He'll show you. Both him and Shepards got a lot of enemies, and Garrus has lost a lot of good people. This baby gonna stay safe. Probably chills down after some reassuring tough. Maybe he'll tone it down a bit more... just a bit. After all, shepard keeps surviving the craziest things, so little Ryder probably will inherit that.

Grunt gets you a krogan shotgun he modified with ryders name engraved. His battlemaster's child will surely be a force to be reckoned with. Baby ryder will be a strong warrior one day, what do you mean babies cant fight right after they learn to walk? Huh!? How long will it be till he can fight ryder? Well...no matter...he got baby picture books too. Grunt himself is quite fond of reading after all. Maybe till Ryder is strong enough, they can have that in common.

Edi brings the most useful gifts she researched, it's all very sweet as she lists all her sources on child rearing and how to prepare for a child. Joker tries to pretend he didn't play a part in it, but he actually insisted on helping Edi research to get Shepard the best gifts and paid for it. Edi defiantly practiced beforehand how to properly hold a baby for days on end with a doll or a pillow.

Javik seems annoyed how lacking everyone's gifts are. In his cycle, babyshowers were much grander. More honorable, as the empire demanded it. He expected better from all the primitives, especially the asari. He muses how even with his expectations so low, this new cycle keeps dissapointing him. If he holds baby Ryder, he reconsiders finding an airlock the moment the moment the baby uses any bodily functions. So ugly. In his cycle...Well... he'd never actually held a baby before, he was a soldier. Not some caretaker or doctor. When he holds ryder he looks displeased. Its chubby and pink like a unboiled hanar, pathetic and ... yet he can't really stop looking. Ugly little primitive that keeps trying to put its sticky little fingers against his face and laughing... Well, OK... maybe it's best he does the holding, and not one of the other primitives. Not because he wants to, that's defiantly not it. Expect him to scowl harshly the moment anyone else of the crew wants a go at holding baby Ryder.

I love everything about this

Miranda constantly calls her sister to check if she's performing the cool aunt duities correctly since her sister actually had a family. Asking if giving out ten thousand credits as a baby shower gift is too little and if she needs to triple the amount.

Oh my god, Tali playing fnaf with the baby security cameras I can't. Shepard gets a call at 3am. because Tali hacked the baby monitors again to check on your child, and she saw that the blanket is almost falling off and you can't have that!! Go and gover your baby right now Shepard it is an emergency or they might get cold!

Kaidan who remembers how hard food came by in jump zero and makes sure to constantly drop by and help you with the baby food. Be it a fruit mush mix or a formula, he is ready to learn everything there is to make sure the little one is eating well. Saves you a lot of headaches too because you can drop your kid off at Kaidan and know they'll be fed and cared for.

Oh also he'll definitely use his biotics to play with the child and lift them up. He's very gentle and careful, it's endearing how much they giggle. They love the way his hair fizzles up because of his biotics, like touching the static screen of an older tv. He is the best when it comes to babysitting duty, the kid almost sees him as another parent even.

The image of Shepard going to open the door after inviting Ashley to their baby shower and Williams here comes hauling a huge ass crib with her bare hands and tells Shepard to step aside and direct here to where the baby room is.

Ashley builds the entire crib while the party is going on. Just rolling up here sleeves and telling you to send Garrus and Zaeed in here to help hold the flashlight for her while she works. Telling you all these stories about each scratch and mark on the crib and how it was used for all of her sisters. Garrus and Zaeed attempt to boobytrap the crib against intruders while she's not looking but she catches them.

Wrex talking about how Shepard should consider bringing baby Ryder for their rite ceremony on Tuchanka. How the thresher maws are waiting. Grunt volunteers so be their kresh and help baby Ryder like Shepard helped him before. Wrex bringing baby krogan Mordin with him to see Ryder and hinting at how they should be friends.

Liara is one of those people who immediately freeze when they're handed the baby to hold. Baby Ryder is giggling and running their fists over her hair and face while Liara is just staring at them, worried she might accidentally drop them and them remembering oh fuck babies response to facial features she needs to smile remember to smile.

It's the most forced nervous smile of her life. She is so out of her element. The Shadowbroker being reduced to a nervous wreck as she tries her best to act natural around Ryder and praying to the goddess inside thay they don't cry.

Then she finds out Kaidan likes to float them around with his biotics and she hands the baby back to you and goes to scold him about how it's not safe and he shouldn't risk it. How humans aren't like asari and we don't know the effects of biotics on them at this early age.

Garrus brings a toy gun that is actually a functional sniper rifle. He tries to convince you it is a good idea to have this on standby in case anyone tries to come at you while you're playing with your baby. He brings those baby books that teach you colours except it's one about sniper rifles that he handmade himself.

Lowkey suggests signing up Ryder for a turian bootcamp as early as they learn to walk. You know, just to teach them the basic self-defense techniques that any normal toddler needs, like how to check for someone's pulse point to know where to stab an air filled needle and fake a heart attack. Eventually, he gets called to build the crib with Ashley and gets busy hiding knives and emergency X Widow 6500 scopes for sniper rifles in between the wood pieces.

Just in case you misplaced your X Widow 6500 sniper rifle ultimate scope. You the one everyone has? And can't do without? Now you have a backup one! Or twelve.

Anderson being the only normal person and taking Ryrder to normal kids attraction in London. Showing them the big ben and taking them to a kid's playground as he sits with the moms and gushes about Ryder and Shepard and how proud he is of them.

One time Hackett becomes the emergency babysitter because Shepard is called in on a mission and everyone else is too far away. So he wears those baby chest straps and carries Ryder with him everywhere. The high admiral of the navy with a giggling friendly baby strapped to his chest.

Joker would be like "watch me be the kid's favourite" then completely gets ignored by baby Ryder when he comes at them all "hey little buddy"

Baby Ryder instead crawling on the ground and going to EDI. Finding the orange visor on her eyes fun to play with. EDI is definitely smug about it until Legion finally arrives and Ryder can't resist wrestling their way to freedom and crawling to Legion instead because kids love nothing more than unprotected shiny wires they could pop their head against.

Of course, Legion is very careful and never lets them, but it is amusing how hard tiny humans try to get themselves killed. Everyone quietly agrees that Ryder is definitely Shepard's kid at that moment.

Thane would run background checks on Ryder's kindergarten teachers and everyone in the area. He is able to snuff any attempt of a crazy Shepard fan to get in contact with Ryder before Shepard or alliance intel is even aware of it. He quietly guards your kid from the shadows and makes sure no harms befalls them.

During the baby shower, he can't help but get flashbacks to the birth of his Koylat. How adorable his own child was when learning to walk and grab stuff. How he missed most of those moments, how Shepard should treasure this time with Ryder.

[mpregcatboyshin]

not to make mountains of mole hills again but i dont think ive seen anyone else mention this. its great how kazuki encouraged rei when making the riceballs for miri, but i want to point a little attention to how he said his encouragement.

yeah he probably overreacted a bit, with the whole crying and everything, but thats just how kazuki is, and it's wonderful. he sounds like a proud mother, someone who is genuinely excited to see rei, after all the years kazuki knew was just unable to bring himself to do things, finally able to take action! he doesn't say anything condescending or indirectly discouraging either, iirc his words were something along the lines of

"Oh, to think this day would come! To think, you couldn't even make yourself instant ramen. But now, to help Miri..."

personally, ive had a lot of experience where i try to do something for the first time and im met with words and phrases like "oh, well look who finally decided to (x)!" "wow, i cant believe youre actually doing that" "its about time you started (x)"

but kazuki doesn't say anything like this. i mean sure he says the line about the ramen, but its more of a frame of reference to just how far rei has come in terms of taking care of himself, and in general, being able to do anything other than assassination and playing games. and then he goes on to enthusiastically reassure rei that miri will like the rice balls! he hypes them up for rei, even! its so heartwarming even if its just a small moment. i think even if its such a small detail, the way kazuki worded his encouragement with rei just hits me in the right spot.

[dabisbratz]

dilf!Aizawa definitely makes you stay in bed and cuddles you, only getting up once Eri’s awake. or he’ll wake up super early js to surprise you and Eri with yall’s fav breakfast. he’s so sweet even though he looks so mean

dilf!Aizawa playing dress up with Eri because she doesn’t have any other siblings, you’ll come home to Aizawa covered in glitter and messy makeup with his hair in pigtails.

dilf!Aizawa no longer going on dates once he has/adopts Eri, and he falls head over heels with you bc you’re a great babysitter and you love spending time w/ Eri and him. the three of you have picnics and movie nights and tea parties almost every day. Eri obv makes you and Sho dress up in crowns and pretend to be princesses during the tea parties

THESE ARE SO CUUUUTE HES THE BEST DAD EVER!!! he’s almost constantly workin so he really cherishes those kinda moments… the time he comes home t’find you n eri fast sleep, curled up in a pillow for this heart… explodes!! n he cant help but shimmy under the pillows n blankets n chairs to join in, snugglin the both of you extra tight!! i dunno f’you have ever seen buddy daddies! but the reader n eri would be jus like rei n miri in the sense that they like similar kiddie foods n have similar mannerisms (uncoordinated runnin, nose scrunches, sleep talkin… stuff like that!) n whenever sho points it out they’re both visibly confused asdfghjkl so cute!!

[ao3feed-twiyor]

Very Normal Lives of Very Normal People

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/J6fhMzE by Asmara_Boithati No need to know all the fandoms to read this!! ---------------------------------------- Saiki hopes the new neighbors aren’t freaks who’ll make his life impossible. (They will). Anya is really happy to have a new family, and likes that her neighbor has pink hair like her. Miri is really happy to have not one, but two dads! And there’s a friend right across the street! Anzu just bought a new videogame. She can't wait to play! Ken Takakura had a really rough couple of days, but he can’t wait to meet the neighbors. Shigeo had to change neighborhoods because of the high school he now goes to. He can't wait to get to know everybody. Aquamarine hates that there are now other two little girls in the neighborhood, Ruby will bother him with them. After being kicked out of her house, Su Moting winds up in a very peculiar neighborhood. Damn you, Food God! Words: 2605, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Dandadan (Manga), Dandadan (Anime), Buddy Daddies (Anime), SPY x FAMILY (Anime), SPY x FAMILY (Manga), ロマンティック・キラー | Romantic Killer (Anime), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime), モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100, 汉化日记 | Hànhuà Rìjì | God Troubles Me (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, Multi Characters: Saiki Kusuo, Hoshino Aquamarine, Hoshino Ruby, Hoshino Anzu, Anya Forger, Loid Forger | Twilight, Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Unasaka Miri, Kurusu Kazuki, Suwa Rei, Kageyama "Mob" Shigeo, Dimple (Mob Psycho 100), Riri | Rio (Romantic Killer), Su Moting (Hanhua Riji), Tianji Xing (Hanhua Riji), Dikui Xing (Hanhua Riji), Ayase Momo, Takakura "Okarun" Ken, Turbo-Granny (Dandadan), and many other characters from all the shows but i cant tag them all Relationships: Minor or Background Relationship(s), Ayase Momo/Takakura "Okarun" Ken, Ayase Momo & Takakura "Okarun" Ken, Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Kurusu Kazuki/Suwa Rei, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Crossover, Crackfick, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack Crossover, Crack with Plot, i mean if the tag porn with plot exists then why not crack with plot, romantic relationships aint that important here, yes even the ones that include main characters, YOU CAN READ THIS WITHOUT KNOWING ALL OF THE FANDOMS!!!, the same as my other work, How Do I Tag, all characters are at the start of their canons except for mob who is post canon, still you dont need to watch mp100 to understand the fic, im just having fun here, if you follow along thats on you, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, cause i really have no idea where im going with this read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/J6fhMzE

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

The lack of Yor, Rei, and Kazuki being friends as well as adding other characters from other shows make me sad. Anyway here is my contribution.

Kazuki did once have a huge crush on Yor upon first meeting. He used to flirt with you a couple of times however Yor was obvious to it. Later on, they became close friends since they both have similar backgrounds.

Yor and Rei do occasionally play video games together however Yor almost always ends up breaking the controller whenever she gets really into a game. So whenever Yor comes of rei make sure to have a spare controller, so that he won't miss much when it broken

"You are doing okay" was the thing Yor said as she held Kazuki's hand. She understood the pressures of being a good mom, she felt the same and still does while raising Anya. Having someone say you are doing alright, may seem small but it meant so much more when it was said Yor. She hoped it worked for Kazuki. It did Kazuki cried out of relief, thanking Yor

Kazuki was supposed to be Yor's fake husband, however, had to cancel since a mission came up. You can imagine his surprise to see Yor landed herself a husband AND a kid later on. He was suspicious of Loid at first, so he had Kyutaro do a background check on him. Even if Yor explained the details to him about he & the stranger's arrangement. they came with nothing, and Kazuki felt guilty. He promised Yor not to worry about her. He still doesn't fully trust Loid but sees the charm in him.

(BONUS CANONS!)Before Yor meets Loid and Miri enters the picture, Yor used to crash at rei apartment sometimes when a particular job was messy. The roommates had no problem with ehr using the bathroom to clean up. And Kazauki sometimes gives her a meal before she goes.

Kazuki while babysitting Anya, also takes careof bonds. He enjoys the old dog and often brings treats for him when he's over at the forger house. Miri enjoys Bond's company too, she was bit rough with him upon first meeting, luckily Anya taught her to be more gentle with the old dog

Miri admires the heck out of her auntie Yor and dreams to be like ehr one day. This slightly worries Kazuki while Yor is a good person. he doesn't want his daughter to follow her lifestyle.

Whenever rei baby sit the two girl, he usually just plays video games with both. Anya wasn't interested at first but quickly became interested when they played the "Spy wars: Escape from Paris" video game. Luckily, it was a multiplier player, they could play different spies but the story still played out the same. She was sad when Rei left with the game however rei lent her the game. So she could finish it by herself as long as she was careful. Anya was over the moon and played it every day, causing her studies to further tank.Forcing loid to confiscate it for the time being.

When Loid babysits he almost always ends up tucked out. It was one thing raising Anya alone but also taking take of another child who 4. It was a struggle, usually, Yor is around to help make it a bit easier. However she isn't, he cant' survive and must wait until Kazuki & Rei take the little gremlin out of his hands.

[myheartismadeofstars]

So I'm working on a Buddy Daddies fic and I include an OC who is also a (single) father to an adopted daughter.

But I've been struggling to decide what kind of job he does. Recently the idea of him being a police officer has entered my brain.

He is helpful and positive to a fault, borderline naive, and has a strong sense of justice. Physically incapable of not helping someone who needs help. An idealist who believes that people are good, and deserve help.

The image of him and Kazuki chatting while their daughters play and Kazuki asks "Masa-kun, what is it that you do?" and he cheerfully replies "I'm a police officer!" and Kazuki is TERRIFIED. ("Rei I fucked up!" "How did you fuck up?" "Masa's a cop!" "I'll get my gun" "You cant kill him! He has a daughter!!" "Then you better break off this friendship or get really good at hiding what we do, or Miri is going to have a little sister") it's such a funny image. Masa isn't going to find out. It's more just the comedy of irony.

[rxttenfish]

merfolk tend to favor specifically complex sounds in their music, alongside sharp contrast between different sounds and fairly "extreme" versions of sounds. exceedingly high pitched as well as low pitched sounds are also both exciting to them. repeating patterns are also lovely, as well as repeating patterns with minor variations that their brains can track easier than ours, as well as overlaying rhythms.

because of this, a significant portion of merfolk music sounds like the most earwormingest versions of Textured Music possible. it all tends to sound either unearthly and like literally nothing else, or going hard as hell at full throttle with very few other options for gentler stuff to ease landfolk into.

merfolk music history progresses unusually fast and its a common hobby to "remix" or reshuffle other songs into their songs or otherwise twist and play with the music until it spawns countless new music, so they dont really have a "beethoven" or "orchestral music" like how we have to introduce someone entirely new to our music. you would have to go back so far to get relatively simple music that its just no longer relevant to them. and also maybe less in their stone age and more in their pre-society evolutionary history as well.

this also means that it is a blessing that miranda has yet to introduce liam to merfolk music yet because the sheer unfettered variety would mean that liam would never be the same again. its just TOO indie and TOO underground for his blood.

[rowdyrhapsody]

I forgot that if u leave Jack's loyalty mission to late game the paragon/renegade choices for the catfight scale SOOO much higher

[jimimn]

HI ITS ME WHO'S NOT OVER JJK BLONDE SELFIE AND WILL NEVER BE -💫

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <33333333

HONESTLY ITS THE WAY YOH SAY SUCH NICE THINGS AND I DISAPPEAR FOR DAYS ON END BECAUSE INCONSISTENCY BLEEDS INTO EVERY CORNER OF MY LIFE FNEKALKD BUT I'M GETTING DONE WITH MY FIRST LEG OF EXAMS ON MONDAY SO YAY TO THAT!! OKAY I THINK WE'LL MOVE SLOWLY WITH BABY STEPS JUNGKOOK DROPPED SOME SELCAS JIMIN DROPPED SOME SELCAS IN THE WORDS OF THE LEGENDARY JEON JUNGKOOK ALL WE NEED NOW IS "together..BAM!" (THAT'S LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS EVER THE WAY HE SAYS IT 🤧)

YES IN THIS HOUSE WE SCREAM OVER JIMIN'S DISRESPECT HE IS THE PARAGON OF A MULTI-FACETED MAN THAT HAS US WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER. THE AUDACITY 😤

CHANEL X JIMIN LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN AND OMG THAT SELFIE THAT DROPPED?? SIR???? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?? I MEAN YES BH SAID LET'S DROP SELFIES IN BULK BUT THAT ONE PICTURE OF HIM IN BLACK(GREY? I DONT KNOW FHSKKAJF) WITH THE SHIRTS UNBUTTONED!!! THEM COLLARBONES ARE FREE AND THEY'RE THRIVING IN THE OPEN IN THAT ONE. ALSO HIS LIPS ARE SO PRETTY. OH GOD LITERALLY HE HAS THAT COCKY SMIRK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE KNOWS HE DOES HOT BOY SHIT LIKE SHUT UP OK YOU CANT DO THAT JAIL FOR U NDNSLSKAJJW

SUCH A FUCKING TEASE THATS RIGHT!! EVEN STRAIGHT MEN?? BRO LIKE HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL GENDERS JUST TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES FOR YOU IT'S INSANE AND OMG MISS SHIVI HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE CLIP IN WHICH JIMIN HOLDS HIS GAZE WITH THESE MEN WHO LOOK AT HIM (i think it was bon voyage?) and when they cross each other he JUST SMIRKS AND RUNS HIS HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR LIKE YEAH OK ALEXA PLAY I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT. AND YES I'LL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYTIME 💗💗

12PM KST IS THE HOLY HOUR I TELL YOU ALTHOUGH I REMEMBER WAITING THE NIGHT BEFORE BE CAME OUT WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO COME AND BH WAS JUST LIKE "yea...no" OMG THAT'S AWESOME YOUR COUSIN'S VISITING YOU

HHFJDOSO YEAH IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THEY DID THE JUMP ALTHOUGHHHH I'M POSITIVE THEY'LL DO SMTH COOL LIKE THAT IN THEIR CONCERTS BECAUSE THEIR PERFORMANCE QUALITY IS JUST.. THROUGH THE ROOF IT'S CRAZY!! WHEN THE PERFORM WINGS?? LIKE HOLY SHIT NO CHOREO NO POSITIONS JUST BTS RUNNING AROUND THE STAGE MAKING THE CROWD GO FERAL I LOVE EVERY WINGS PERFORMANCE SO MUCH MY SEROTONIN LEVELS ARE ALWAYS AT A HIGH THEN. OOHH MY GODDD BS&T IS REALLY THAT BITCH!!!! WHO'S DOING IT LIKE HER TODAY NO ONE IS EXACTLY. AND NOOOO I TOTALLY GET IT WE THINK ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH THAT ACCIDENT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON ME. IF ONLY YOU'D TOLD ME THEN IN 2016 THAT THAT ACCIDENT WAS THE START OF SO MANY I'D BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING THAT FOLLOWED (see: him basically stripping himself that one serendipity performance. holy shit.)

FOR REAL THO CHRISTMAS LOVE DROPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND DO YOU REMEMBER JIMIN SAYINF uUH iM nOt wORkInG oN a SoLo SoNg aT ThE mOmEnT heHe LIKE ALL MEN DO IS LIE OK AT THIS POINT. BYE. YES TAEHYUNG DID WARN US BUT ARMYS (LIKE MYSELF) PUT THEIR CLOWN WIGS ON AND THOUGHT IT WAS KTH1 LMAO. OMG I HOPE YOU DON'T SLEEP THROUGH ANY OF THEIR UPCOMING SONG RELEASES BUT I'M SURE IT'S THE BEST FEELING TO WAKE UP TO CHECK YOUR NOTIFS AND SEE "Big Hit Labels" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FIREEE. DUDE SERIOUSLY I NEED JIMIN TO GO LIVE AGAIN (although we've been well fed by namjoon for now🤧😌💗) LIKE THAT ONE YT LIVE WHERE HE SAID "O...M...G" SHUT UP STOP BEING SO CUTE I'M DHJSWLIFJWKALS

LMAO OKAY YEAH THAT'S VALID YOUR BLOG THEME IS BASICALLY ✨jimin✨ AND I LOVE THAT IT REALLY GRAVITATED ME AND YOUR URL OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD YOUR BRAINNN 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

YES YES YES JIMIN IS SO PERFECT AND THE SOCK DOODLESSS 😭😭😭 oooo so when did you get into giffing? how did you start? BROOOOO YOUR URL'S ORIGIN STORY. I LOVE IT WOW YES IT'S DEFINITELY GOT THE REQUIRED ✨pazzaz✨

NOOO OMG THIS URL IS YOUR BRAND LIKE YOU'RE A LEGEND ON ARMYBLR I LOVE IT SO MUCH. BUT STILL!! IT'S YOUR CHOICE AT THE END 💖

OMG QUARANTINE DID IT'S ONE GOOD JOB AND GOT YOU INTO BANGTAN YAY. OMG YOU AND MISS LIFEGOESMON ARE FRIENDSS??? LEGENDS INTERACTING THIS IS SO COOL. LMAO THE PARADIGM SHIFT YOU MUST'VE FELT FROM LISTENING TO STAY GOLD (WHICH BTW THE MV...THE LITERAL CUTEST OH GOD THE LITTLE DOG AND JIMIN'S LITTLE SMILES DHSJAOWO) TO THEN GOING TO BST IN WHICH JIMIN IS BASICALLY STRIPPING AND JUNGKOOK IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO. YES BS&T HAS EVERYONE HOOKED THE POWERRRR. YOU FALLING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITH YOUR FRIEND'S ASSISTANCE OH GOD THIS IS SO CUTE 💓 EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM 🥺🥺🥺

AAAAH OKAY MY STORY ISN'T AS INTERESTING AS YOURS IS BUT IN 2016 BASICALLY ALL I KNEW OF KPOP WAS GANGNAM STYLE AND WASNT WILLING TO CUANGE THAT PERCEPTION (FOOL BEHAVIOUR I TELL YOU) AND WAS TOO BUSY OBSESSING OVER ONE DIRECTION'S REUNION AND SO ONE NIGHT (THE NIGHT BEFORE JIMIN'S BIRTHDAY 🤧🤧) I JUST STUMBLED UPON THEIR BS&T TEARS MV AND I HEARD IT AND I WAS LIKE OMG!! THIS IS THAT SUPER ADDICTIVE SONG THAT I'D HEARD SOMEWHERE AND IT JUST SPIRALLED FROM THERE I REMEMBER SEEING JIMIN AND BEING LIKE 👀👀👀👀 WHO IS HE I LIKE HIM AND JUST HIS AURA DREW ME IN SOOO MUCH AND WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO THEM I REMEMBER WRITING THEIR NAMES IN MY NOTES TO SEE IF I COULD REMEMBER 🤧 AND I STILL HAVE THAT NOTE FROM 4+ YEARS AGO 💓 AND YEAH BASICALLY SEEING THEM DO ALL THE MUSIC SHOWS AND STUFF AT THE TIME WAS SO COOOL AND MIND YOU BH DIDN'T HAVE SUBS FOR BANGTAN BOMBS THEN SO WENT ON THESE SKETCHY DAILYMOTION TYPE SITES LOOKING FOR ALL THE CONTENT I COULD CHURN OUT LMAO

AND YES!! COURTESY OF YOU I DID WATCH SOME RUN EPS!! I WATCHED THEIR CANADA ONES SPEAKING OF WHICH I LOOOVE THAT PART WHERE THEY'RE DOING THAT SONG GUESSING THING IN THE MORNING AND JIMIN SAYS "are you cold?" 🥺🥺 TO TAE AND HUGS HIM URRHRHEHSJSJSH AND I ALSO SAW THE ONES WITH THE PUPPIES GODDDDD I LOVE THE PUPPIES ONE SO MUCH LITERALLY JUNGKOOK AND HIS DOG (MIRI?) OH MY GOD THAT LIL FLUFFER AND ADAM IS MY ICON WITH HOW HE JUST DID HIS OWN THING LMAO.

BUT ANYWAY!! DO YOU HAVE A FAVE ERA?? LIKE DO YOU EVER LOOK AT THEM AND GO "Damn I wish I was a fan then" BECAUSE HONESTLY I WISH I HAD STANNED THEM IN THEIR DOPE ERA BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE SURVIVED JIMIN THEN DHKSOWID-💫

FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME!!!!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!! AND YAYYYYY CONGRATS I HOPE THE FIRST LEG OF EXAMS WENT WELL <333333 AND OH MY GOD you’re gonna make me cry with the together baam goddddddd same one of my fave moments and jimin’s giggles after that 😭😭😭😭 my babies <3 :((((

that..... black suit selca....... that opened button...... like open one more dear sir who’s stopping you... just do it <33333 YEAH he totally needs to shut up with his i know im hot side it just kills me every single time 😭😭😭😭😭

LISTEN THAT BV3 MOMENT  S H O O K  ME OKAY????? THOSE GUYS LOOKED AT HIM AND HE WAS SO FUCKING SMUG ABOUT IT (AND HE SHOULD BE) AND THE WAY HE LICKED HIS LIPS AND RAN HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR????? LIKE HE KNOWS HE HAS EVERY SINGLE PERSON; NO MATTER WHAT GENDER; WRAPPED AROUND HIS LIL PINKY LIKE THAT???????

OH MY GOD ME TOO I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE THE WINGS STAGE AND WATCHING THEM HAVE SO MUCH FUN IS JUST SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVVVEEE THEIR ENERGY DURING THE SY TOUR MEDLEY WITH IDOL AND BAEPSAE AND FIRE AND DOPE ZSXDFGFCHGVJBHJN THEY JUST LOSE THEMSELVES IN THE CROWD AND THE MUSIC AND ITS JUST SO FUCKING SURREAL TO WATCH HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY DOING WHAT THEY DO!!!!! kinda makes me want to find that happiness and passion in whatever i do in my professional life <3 and LISTEN jimin said the break the soul commentary THAT HE COULD DO SERENDIPITY SHIRTLESS TOO. THE AUDACITY. HE SAID THAT WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST. 

YOU KNWO WHAT I THINK JIMIN WON’T GIVE US A HINT BEFORE DROPPING PJM1. HE’LL JUST DROP IT ONE FINE DAY OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE HE DROPPED PROMISE AND CHRISTMAS LOVE (i wasn’t here when he dropped promise but i read that on twitter sdfghjkl) AND NO PLS NO I DO N O T WANT TO SLEEP THROUGH JJK1 OR KTH1 OR PJM1 OR KSJ1 OR NAMGI MIXTAPE 3 OR HOBI MIXTAPE 2 OR ANYTHING BASICALLY YOU GET IT i had slept through dynamite cb because i had NO CLUE that they were gonna drop it at 1pm kst rather than 12 am kst. i was under the impression that since they dropped all the teaser pictures and the teaser itself as 12 am kst, the mv will drop at 12 am kst too. and I woke up like two hours after the mv dropped (which was almost noon my time) and i felt like A FUCKING FOOL AND I JUST 😭😭😭😭 NEVER WANT TO FEEL LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN 😭😭😭 

AND YES BABIE NEEDS TO COME LIVE SOON PLS I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH :((((( AND HIS O...M.....G HAD MADE ME FUCKING SOBBBBBBBBBBB his yt live god he looked sooooooo fluffy with his hair and his tiny hands and his puppy eyes and soft voice im just so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

NO NONNONONONO PLEASE IM NO LEGEND DON’T SAY THAT IM EMBARRASSED im just a normal fangirl who makes okayish gifs 😭😭 and ok yes so i started giffing LONNNGGGGGG time back on a different public fan forum from my country but i never knew the right process and stuff so obviously the gifs were shitty lmao BUT ANYWAY i got into gifmaking PROPERLY this in july last year and obviously struggled a lot in the beginning because i didn’t know shit about colouring and stuff lmao but i kept practicing and even though im not perfect rn i do think that i got better. i love giffing tho. its such a nice creative outlet and whenever i gif the boys it brings me so much happiness :( <33

AND YES ASDFGHJKL ME AND HER ARE FRIENDS SINCE A VERY LONG TIME SDFGHJK LIKE LONG BEFORE BOTH OF US GOT INTO BTS SDFGHJ and ah yes the whiplash lmaooooooo and you’re right god the stay gold mv is SO FUCKING PRETTY THE COLOURS IN THAT ENTIRE MV HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND JIMIN AND TAE AND JOON WITH THE DOGGO JUST EVERYTHING SDFGHJK <3333333 AND BS&T DUDE I GIFFED THE MV YESTERDAY AND IM 💀💀💀💀💀 (like i just giffed jimin from the mv but i did watch the whole thing 5647589 times <333333) AND GUESS WHAT!!!!!! I WAS A LILLY SINGH FAN (IDK IF YOU KNOW HER SHE’S A YOUTUBER) BACK IN 2016 AND PEOPLE BACK THEN HAD REQUESTED HER TO REACT TO BS&T MV AND I HAD WATCHED HER REACTION VIDEO AND (although it didn’t stick with me back then because i was a fucking fool) I DID SOMEHOW REMEMBERED THE JIN AND STATUE KISSING MOMENT AND WHEN IN 2020 I SAW THE MV AND SAW THE KISSING MOMENT MY BRAIN JUST!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE SOMEWHERE AND THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SEEN THIS IN THE REACTION VIDEO LMAOOOOO i wish i hadn’t been a fool and gotten into them back then :((((

AH NO OMG YOUR STORY IS SOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEE ATLEAST YOU WEREN’T A FOOL LIKE ME TO NOT GET ATTRACTED TO BS&T THE FIRST TIME OF SEEING IT!!!! I WANNA HIT MY 2016 SELF LIKE DAMN YOU YOU FOOLISH ASSHOLE AND yes omg how did y’all do the subs thing damnnnnn i can’t imagine

AND YES THE CANADA RUN EPIS ARE LOOOVVVEEEE and that vmin moment plsssssss i cry everytime 😭😭😭😭😭 it is just so soft and innocent and tae’s little smile after jimin just turns around and hugs him 😔😔😔😔 i love soulmates 😔😔😔😔 AND MIRI YES OMG EVERYONE WAS SO IMPRESSED BY THE LITTLE CUTIE AND THE WAY JUNGKOOK JUST KEPT ADORING HER THROUGHOUT MADE ME SO SO SOFTTTT and bro adam is me. i am like that. lazy and un-motivated AF. although if i were a dog and jin were to be my owner i would listen to him so well and jump on him every chance i’d get 😌😌😌

GOD YES RED HAIR DOPE ERA JIMIN 💀 BABIE BUT MAKE IT SEXY 🥵🥵 AND OMG YESDGFHG MY FAVE ERA IS HYYH. ORANGE HAIRED JIMIN. PLS. HE’S EVERYTHING. I WISH I HAD GOTTEN INTO THEM DURING THAT. LIKE THAT ERA IS ..... SOMEHOW SO FUCKING WILD AND STILL SO ASSURING AND CALMING ????? KEEPS ME ROOTED LIKE IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN DFGHJKL AND WINGS TOO DAMN I WISH I WAS HERE TO LIVE ALL THOSE AMAZING ERAS. but even though i wish i had gotten into them earlier... i think i found them when i needed them the most. I was going through a very difficult time last year and they somehow they made me feel so fucking safe and at home that the connection was instant. honestly i’ve never stanned or felt a connection with any celebrity as strong as the one i feel with bangtan. its like... they don’t know i exist but they still know EXACTLY what im feeling and what to say or do at that time to make me feel comforted. Its weird god but its true :((( SORRY I GOT EMO I JUST LOVE THEM A LOT SDFGHJKL

[purple-nana]

Barriers

Part 2 -  Angst

1.6k words  ( Part of the Dorm of us Series)

Warnings: Anxiety attacks, mentions of fighting, suicide thoughts, suicide attempts, fainting, cursing

Jeno stares at the computer screen intensely. Because of Renjun, he lost his winning streak at the game that he had been playing. He massages his head in frustration, taking a deep breath. He thinks about how he will be able to get back to the league with his score.

 A knock on the wooden door ruined Jeno's concentration. He got up hastily to open the door. The knocking got faster, as if the person that was knocking was rather desperate to enter. "I'm coming, no need to rush." He complains as he run to open for the desperate person.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw your limp figure that was about to hit the cold floor. His reflexes reacted immediately and caught you in his arms. "Y/n? Y/n?!" Jeno panicks. 

 Renjun came running from his bedroom when he heard Jeno's screams. Rubbing his eyes as he take his steps for someone has yet again disturbed his peaceful slumber.

 "Will you lower it -" he was about to tell Jeno to shut up when he saw your motionless body. "Oh my god! Y/n!" He screams, cutting off his previous sentence. Immediately running closer to Jeno.

Jeno stood up with your still body and faced Renjun with worried eyes. "What do you think happened to her?" He looks down at you again, carefully scanning your features. 

 "She rarely knocks herself out, is she drunk?" Renjun thought as he stares at your unconscious body. “She’s probably drunk.” Renjun stated while nodding.

 Jeno felt a little bit relieved because of Renjun's assumption and nod at him in agreement. Not until he felt your body shook. He looks nervously at Renjun who is looking back the same way at him. There are only two factors that can make you faint. And your body shaking in fear is clearly not a sign of you being intoxicated with alcohol.

"Fuck, she's having an panic attack." Jeno blurted out as soon as he realizes what was happening to you.

Renjun ran for your bedroom door. " Quick, lay her down!" He exclaims.

 Jeno hurried to lay you down on your bed. They took off your coat and elevated your head and legs. They kept on fanning you to keep you ventilated as you struggle to breathe properly. You kept on turning your head from time to time  mumbling words that are inaudible to the guys around you. 

 The boys stayed with you until you gained your consciousness back. You slowly opened your eyes. You felt as if your head was being cracked open with a hammer. They seemed to notice that you have woken up as their posture straightened up almost immediately.

“Y/n, are you okay? How are you feeling? What happened?” Jeno bombarded you with questions. You didn’t answered any of his questions, not having time to process his words.

‘I’ll leave you two for a bit.” Renjun stood up, patting Jeno at his shoulders then he left. Leaving you and Jeno in silence. Jeno spoke up first.

“What happened?” He asked. Expecting for an answer this time.

‘She’s back.”

In those two words, Jeno immediately knew who you were talking about. It’s only been at least three years since she last showed up. But Jeno knew that your wounds from what had happened from that specific night were still fresh.

“Jaemin saw her.” You lowered your head. “I just want to live in peace with you guys, to go to school together, go out, have fun. We were doing fine but now she’s back, again.” You burst into tears.

Jeno softened at the sight in front of him. He sighs, pulling you into a tight hug while he gently pats your head. �� Don’t worry Y/n, everything will be all right. We won’t let her hurt you ever again.” He says in a calm, soothing tone.

You pulled out from his embrace. “I’m not worried about her hurting me Jeno, it’s Jaemin whom I worry about.” 

Jeno crossed his eyebrows in frustrations. He shook his head, he looks at you intently. “You still love him don’t you?” He confronts you.

You got shocked from his unexpected question. You gulped, averting from his strong gaze. “Well, what can I do about it?” You sigh giving in as you look back at him.

“Talk to him. If you want something to happen y/n, then you better go do something to make it work between you two.” His stare and tone was still serious, making you nervous. His aura is different whenever you two have deep conversations.

“No, I-i cant. I can’t Jeno.” You stutter, “I can’t, I don’t want to ruin the friendship we already have.” You look down, fidgeting with your fingers. 

“I just wished I never fell in love with him, then it would make things easier now.” You wipe your tears that kept on falling as you speak.

Jeno sighs. “Well, looks like you have a lot to think about,” He stands up, “I’ll leave you now besides, it’s already late get some rest. You’ve had a lot for tonight.” He walked closer to you, giving you a pat on your head.

“Okay, goodnight.” You say as you tuck yourself under your covers. 

Jeno went to the door, he turned off the lights as he slowly closes the door. As soon as he got out of your bedroom, he let out a heavy sigh. Putting his hands in his pockets, he went to his bedroom to turn off his computer that was left unattended.

Wanting to breathe some fresh air, he went out to the balcony. Cold air hits his warm skin, making him feel refreshed. He sat down the stool that was beside him. He breathes heavily.

 After all these years, you still had feelings for Jaemin. You started liking him when you guys entered high school, Jeno was the one and only person who knew about your feelings for Jaemin. He was always there to comfort you when you feel anxious or sad. Especially that time when you found out that Jaemin started dating Oh Miri.

He remembered how you got upset and ignored all of the guys except you. He was even the one who helped you when Haechan and Jaemin fought. Those days when you get nightmares, he was there. He comforted you through your worst times.

Jeno closes his eyes as he remembers the worst day that had happened between you guys.

‘Cold sweat was dripping from Jeno’s forehead. He was shaking in nervousness as he ran through the staircase. He didn’t care if Haechan and Jaemin were beating the shit out of themselves, he has to keep up with you. He skipped a few steps in attempt to make himself faster. 

He knew what you were going to do and he has to stop you. Running while deep in his thoughts he tripped his foot, missing a step. His figure sprawled through floor. 

Pain struck his whole body. He clenched his fists as he forced himself to stand up. Biting his bottom lip, he immediately bolted as soon as he got up. He raced through the steps panicking that he might be too late.

In desperateness, he kicked the door to the rooftop. Revealing a girl, standing at the other end of the railing, looking far into the distance. Hands tightly holding the barricades as she decides her fate.

“Y/n NO! Don’t do this!” He screams, his heart was pounding. He had to be careful knowing that one wrong word, one wrong move you’ll be gone from their lives forever.

You noticed his presence. Turning your head slowly, you looked at him. You gave him a bittersweet smile. “J-jeno...” 

Jeno’s hands were shaking as he reaches his hand for you to grab.

You shook your head. “I’m tired Jeno, I can’t live like this anymore.” Tears welled up in your eyes. Your lips trembling causing your words to stutter.

“No y/n we can fix this I promise. Please, just don’t leave us. I beg you,” His eyes were watering. He can’t stand the thought of you being gone, “Please Y/n, don’t do this.” He finally broke, his tears falling out of his eyes.

Y/n was taken aback. Jeno never cried in front of everyone. Seeing him like this makes her stomach flutter with guilt. You look down. City lights brighten up the dark night. The roaring of the engines passing by overwhelmed you. You shot your gaze back at Jeno.

“Please y/n.” He drops to his knees, reaching his hand to grab you once again.

You let out a sob as you reach your hand to him. He immediately pulled you out from your position. Tucking you in his arms as you both bawl your eyes out.

He kept you in his embrace until the both of you finally stopped sobbing. Still uneasy about the events that had went, he hugged you tighter as if you were going to leave him.

“I’ll protect you with my life, I promise.”

He closed his eyes and took a big breath. You were such a vulnerable person, someone who breaks easily and shatter into parts like a piece of glass. He wants to protect you, you’ve been through so much and your mother expects him to take care of you.

He lets out a humorless laugh. 

And now someone will try to mess up with your lives again? Drama wasn’t his thing and he was already tired of it. This needs to be done.

 He will not let anyone hurt you again. Even if it was his best friend, your best friend. No, not on his watch.

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[Random Facts: Mirinda Shuijing]

•Miri is tone deaf in terms of singing but can play the guzheng because of Xander.

•She has a hard time memorizing orally despite her photographic memory being amazing. She tries to fix her oral memory problems because she cant always rely on her photographic memory even though it can save her grades. Her IQ is average.

•Miri has an inferiority complex because of her 52 unique sisters being the reason why she couldn't stand out. Compared to Miri, they are very colorful that you can't see Miri within the family.

•Due to her inferiority complex, her guilty pleasure is getting appreciated or given attention to her hard works and kindness. If anyone were to outshine it and the person took her friends attention to the point she got ignored, she'd lowkey get upset and tries to one up because she doesnt like being overshadowed or forgotten.

•She's a hopeless romantic. Miri had tried to pursue her crushes back at her home but gets rejected because of many reasons like she's immortal, too plain or they prefer her sisters more than her.