#you can’t just

[spxcecreature]

ain’t no way i would survive in hannibal’s world. not bc i think he’d eat me (idk what ur talkin about, jack crawford, i haven’t seen any severed limbs around here at all! i am minding my business !! aint gonna trick me!) but bc that man takes his time cooking, and i’m HUNGRY, bitch !!! just dilly dallying over here with a foot. meanwhile i’m about to starve to death

[asoulwithadream]

ME RN:

[math-rocks-and-lizard-bats]

Gina named Madam Glasks girls after the players that’d be so cute if Aabria didn’t just SET THE PLACE ON FIRE GODDAMN

[agni-ashes]

silly little guy.. what do you expect if you leave The Crown ™️ just lying around? jeez, dude!

[wistfullywaiting2]

I still wanna know what door Lucy’s key opens btw. Wdym she just has a mysterious key that she doesn’t know the door to.

[archonofdivinity]

me when someone makes a post that I agree with (about how they like female characters hated by the fandom) and then they use ma from evillious as an example. girl how do I tell you this

[mochamuff1n]

HEYNWNEBEHAJSJDN

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[weirdgirlvampire]

If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!

[cordspaghetti]

some more of these two

[seren-dipitous-art]

I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[tisorridalamor]

Legendary mangaka Arakawa Hiromu is forklift certified!

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[angel-in-your-basement]

Here’s the thing that some people don’t seem to understand about sex & kink. You have to respect boundaries before you get to push them. You have to show people they’re safe before you get to make them feel scared. You have to respect people before you get to degrade them. You have to be normal with people before you get to be dirty with them. You can’t be skipping steps. Treating them like a person always comes before treating them like a toy.