#and i get hangry??

[spxcecreature]

ain’t no way i would survive in hannibal’s world. not bc i think he’d eat me (idk what ur talkin about, jack crawford, i haven’t seen any severed limbs around here at all! i am minding my business !! aint gonna trick me!) but bc that man takes his time cooking, and i’m HUNGRY, bitch !!! just dilly dallying over here with a foot. meanwhile i’m about to starve to death

[foretokenart]

Branch gets Hangry if he skips breakfast, but they love so he has that going for him.

This was funnier in my head but I got a 100 degree fever so I’ll draw what want.

[dekariosclan]

Tav and husband Tav are milling around the shops. Tav sees something that they want but needs assistance from a sales rep. Unfortunately, the sales rep is a gum-chewing, dead eyed teenager who is rude AF and absolutely gives no shits about their job (you know the type). Sales rep ignores Tav twice before sassing them and being generally unhelpful.

How would husband Gale respond?

*Gale, angrily leaning over the order counter at the Baldur’s Gate McDonald’s, finger raised, nostrils flared*

Gale: Young man! Look here! (gestures at the sad excuse for a burger sitting on the counter in front of them) I’ll have you know we’ve dined on fish heads AND stale bread that far surpasses the utter slop my beloved has been served today—which, I might add, happened not once, not twice, but thrice—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs* What’s wrong with it?

Gale: Well! As my dearest has politely tried to inform you already: Cold meat; wet bread; extra mayonnaise when we CLEARLY asked for none, and, to add insult to injury, the most unappetizing topping of them all: TWO body hairs of very questionable origin—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs again* So?

Gale: ‘So??’ (gestures furiously at Ronald McDonald poster on wall) How befitting that your patron is a clown, because this entire establishment is rife with clownery—

Tav *hiding a smile*: Love, it’s okay! We’ll go somewhere else.

Gale *indignantly, over his shoulder as Tav leads him out the door*: And you can tell Sir Ronald or Lord McDonald or whatever his moniker is that he has lost our good will, and henceforth we shall ONLY be dining at the Burger Monarch down the road—

Tav: (whispers into Gale’s ear)

Gale: At the BURGER KING down the road—

[shaadowmilkcookie]

Before I forget to post this, here's what Shadow Milk's AU design looks like under his mask :) Fun stuff! Very fun, very normal stuff!!!

This reblog from star on the OG post made me laugh sm because it was so perfect jdsjfghgd

[littleeliza-lotte]

I love how Odysseus’s crew learned NOTHING.

They’re like yea last time we killed random livestock we got fucking crushed, and because we retaliated, Poseidon, god of the sea, that thing we are on like 99% of the time killed even more of us. So NOW we are gonna kill the sacred cows of Helios, and also invoke the wrath of the god of the skies and thunder from which we’d literally have no escape from. 10/10 plan how could this go wrong

Edit: I wrote Apollo instead of Helios I got my sun gods mixed up 😭 my classics teacher would be disappointed lmao

[scrollonso]

fernando alonso wants to know where the 6 calamari are

[dreamlogic]

irritable bc chronic pain or discomfort is flaring up & you're overdue to medicate/take measures to mitigate symptoms? call that paingry.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[sun-snatcher]

I sincerely believe a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed could’ve saved Sauron btw

[sweeneydino]

Mikey is Hangry, Cj is clueless and Leo's son.

Hijinks ensue

We all agree that Mikey is Feral.

//Screen shaking and flashing lights Warning

I love Red vs. Blue, and I love Tmnt. I might try animating more of these scenes, lmao

Audio from here:

[monstersinthecosmos]

gotta stop checking tumblr before I have caffeine because all my principles fly out the window and i feel like i'm gonna start being an obnoxious asshole when i see people citing events in their book posts that literally did not happen :SOB:

[sarah-yyy]

*let's say a 30-60 minute room for movement

[tactax-art]

Gorgon!Gaz for the #tactax mwii creatures au

Unlike the myths a gorgon can't turn a being to literal stone, but their unprotected gaze will induce a stunned state in most species, though how, effectiveness, and duration vary by species, indivudal susceptibility, and the level of focus a gorgon is putting into freezing their target.

This also applies at reduced effectiveness to recordings and remote viewing. Glasses and mirrors offer no protection. (For example, Humans tend to get stunned by a fear response for minutes to hours. Alb may become hypnotised by the dream-like colorshift of the eyes for as long as they maintain eyecontact.)

To protect those around them specialised glasses and contactlenses have been developed, though minor responses to those easily susceptible are still common.

A gorgon can freely choose the snakes that accompany them which influences their bodies skin, scale pattern and color. These snakes move indepentently from the gorgon, but can be suggested. A gorgon cannot directly access the snakes' senses, but the snakes' observations are intuitively known to the gorgon, giving them a vast amount of information about their surroundings, and a reputation for having 'eyes in the back of their heads'.

Gaz chooses drab, venomous snakes on missions, but prefers snakes with high iridicense otherwise.

Gorgons have exceptional and directional sense of smell (forked tongue + jacobson's organ), sense of vibration, good vision, and hooked teeth or fangs. Gorgons are naturally crepuscular, obligate carnivores (but may snack and supplement as preferred/needed), and cannot thermoregulate for extended amount of times in extreme conditions without assistance. They do not have hair, only skin and scales. Most needs and 'fine tuning' is influenced by the snakes chosen.

[padfootswhiskers]

god. i love harry but he can be PAINFULLY self-obsessed when it comes to ron and his insecurity

[yorshie]

Imagine these two chucklefucks laughing at reader like they did at Casey jones idk about you but I’d kick them both in the shins-

…. I might be choosing violence today it feels like a violence day.

[jjinpang]

My thing about Gladiolus from FF15.

I set out to like him.

Came out thinking he could and should have been cut from the game.

He’s worse than unlikeable. He’s narratively unfinished, confusing, and serves no purpose.