#and i get hangry??

[sleepymick]

ain’t no way i would survive in hannibal’s world. not bc i think he’d eat me (idk what ur talkin about, jack crawford, i haven’t seen any severed limbs around here at all! i am minding my business !! aint gonna trick me!) but bc that man takes his time cooking, and i’m HUNGRY, bitch !!! just dilly dallying over here with a foot. meanwhile i’m about to starve to death

[foretokenart]

Branch gets Hangry if he skips breakfast, but they love so he has that going for him.

This was funnier in my head but I got a 100 degree fever so I’ll draw what want.

[khaopybara]

wilson. you hungry? i don't know if we'll get to eat today. but don't worry. i'll do my best. it's all my fault. i'm sorry. i'll light a fire for us. root for me. smile. don't get hangry now.

FIRST KANAPHAN as KANT PATTANAWAT episode 8 of THE HEART KILLERS

[lazylittledragon]

Random thought/question: what would your Tavs/Durge and their significant others like... legit fight about? Not bicker, not argue, but actually get mad and say things they don't mean and have to cool off and talk about it later when calmer heads prevail and they're able to apologize without it sounding forced?

this is such a great question that i needed a whole 24 hours to think about it akdhdjhd

i think gale and cyra probably have small things blow out of proportion (because honestly. kids and work and Tired) and then a Lot of stuff they haven't talked about comes up and it ends with 'how the fuck did forgetting to change the bedsheets turn into This'

i actually feel like dorian and astarion are pretty good 90% of the time but sometimes one of them is in a bad place and is like 'i actually really need to be left alone with this thing right now and i don't want to talk about it' and maybe they're not always great at taking the hint

ashe and halsin have never had a fight ever

[rocketbirdie]

he is dead

[dekariosclan]

Tav and husband Tav are milling around the shops. Tav sees something that they want but needs assistance from a sales rep. Unfortunately, the sales rep is a gum-chewing, dead eyed teenager who is rude AF and absolutely gives no shits about their job (you know the type). Sales rep ignores Tav twice before sassing them and being generally unhelpful.

How would husband Gale respond?

*Gale, angrily leaning over the order counter at the Baldur’s Gate McDonald’s, finger raised, nostrils flared*

Gale: Young man! Look here! (gestures at the sad excuse for a burger sitting on the counter in front of them) I’ll have you know we’ve dined on fish heads AND stale bread that far surpasses the utter slop my beloved has been served today—which, I might add, happened not once, not twice, but thrice—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs* What’s wrong with it?

Gale: Well! As my dearest has politely tried to inform you already: Cold meat; wet bread; extra mayonnaise when we CLEARLY asked for none, and, to add insult to injury, the most unappetizing topping of them all: TWO body hairs of very questionable origin—

Crappy Worker: *shrugs again* So?

Gale: ‘So??’ (gestures furiously at Ronald McDonald poster on wall) How befitting that your patron is a clown, because this entire establishment is rife with clownery—

Tav *hiding a smile*: Love, it’s okay! We’ll go somewhere else.

Gale *indignantly, over his shoulder as Tav leads him out the door*: And you can tell Sir Ronald or Lord McDonald or whatever his moniker is that he has lost our good will, and henceforth we shall ONLY be dining at the Burger Monarch down the road—

Tav: (whispers into Gale’s ear)

Gale: At the BURGER KING down the road—

[shaadowmilkcookie]

Before I forget to post this, here's what Shadow Milk's AU design looks like under his mask :) Fun stuff! Very fun, very normal stuff!!!

This reblog from star on the OG post made me laugh sm because it was so perfect jdsjfghgd

[littleeliza-lotte]

I love how Odysseus’s crew learned NOTHING.

They’re like yea last time we killed random livestock we got fucking crushed, and because we retaliated, Poseidon, god of the sea, that thing we are on like 99% of the time killed even more of us. So NOW we are gonna kill the sacred cows of Helios, and also invoke the wrath of the god of the skies and thunder from which we’d literally have no escape from. 10/10 plan how could this go wrong

Edit: I wrote Apollo instead of Helios I got my sun gods mixed up 😭 my classics teacher would be disappointed lmao

[isacksteban]

fernando alonso wants to know where the 6 calamari are

[front-facing-pokemon]

[sun-snatcher]

I sincerely believe a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed could’ve saved Sauron btw

[sweeneydino]

Mikey is Hangry, Cj is clueless and Leo's son.

Hijinks ensue

We all agree that Mikey is Feral.

//Screen shaking and flashing lights Warning

I love Red vs. Blue, and I love Tmnt. I might try animating more of these scenes, lmao

Audio from here:

[monstersinthecosmos]

gotta stop checking tumblr before I have caffeine because all my principles fly out the window and i feel like i'm gonna start being an obnoxious asshole when i see people citing events in their book posts that literally did not happen :SOB:

[chucklechampion]

just spent my WHOLE lunch break looking for a screen protector for my tablet since im not using the case as much with the tablet stand 😭 apparently the 10.5 in screen was very unpopular because the ONLY place its available is online 🙃

so now im hungry, sad, mad, AND my tablet is unprotected

[padfootswhiskers]

god. i love harry but he can be PAINFULLY self-obsessed when it comes to ron and his insecurity

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Just finished a 24 hour fast. Now I can say that I've done it 😎