#you can leave your hat on

[youcanleaveurhaton]

[voyager-jc-addict-aka-muizeke83]

Let’s wear a hat.

I think I’ll look cute with a hat.

Uhm, you’d look good in anything, darling! 🥰

[zarabellasdreams]

[carlos-in-glasses]

You Can Leave Your Hat On

5.6k words, rated E, now on Ao3!

“I had to take a break from beta reading for you because, quite frankly, the smut is so good.” – @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, Beta Reader. (Thank you so much for your help Jamie! Xxx)

Plot: Another big freeze hits Austin – and the heating helpfully breaks in the loft. Fortified with lemon tea, matching emerald green beanie hats, cozy slipper socks, and a raging horn for make-up-sex after bickering, TK and Carlos keep each other warm.

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It’s easier for TK to be carried over his shoulder, and Carlos did consider it for a split second before opting to sweep him off his feet for the sheer delight of it. They need to laugh, so they do, chuckling their way to the bedroom and over the threshold, feeling like newlyweds again. But unlike the smooth, sultry romance of their wedding night in balmy May, Carlos trips on his own slipper and accidentally dumps TK onto the mattress with an unceremonious tumble. He lands on his face.

“I’m sorry,” Carlos curls over him, laughing breathlessly and attacking the back of his neck with firm kisses. TK shoves a hand between his own legs. Knowing TK is touching himself makes Carlos dizzy.

“My hand is so cold I can feel it through my sweats,” TK whines, “How are we going to do this?”

“My mouth is warm,” Carlos says, “Get under the covers.”

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[imthealphamother]

What do you skibidis think abt my first ibis drawing??? (I mad it with the back of a pen)

[play-my-game]

[loveherallican-blog]

You Can Leave Your Hat On (Joe Cocker) • Drum Cover

[x-heesy]

𝙿𝚑𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑: 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎: 😋

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me

Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie

Check out my Chrissie behind

It's fine all of the time

Like Sex on the Beaches

What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me

Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie

Check out my Chrissie behind

It's fine all of the time

What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?

Like Sex on the Beaches, uh, what?

Huh? Right, what? Uh

Huh? What? Right, uh

Huh? What? Right, uh

Huh? What? Right, uh

S-I-S, IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best

IUD, S-I-S, stay in school 'cause it's the best

IUD, S-I-S, stay in school 'cause it's the best

IUD, S-I-S, stay in school 'cause it's the best

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me

Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie

Check out my Chrissie behind

It's fine all of the time

Like Sex on the Beaches

What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right, uh

Huh? What? Right, uh

What else in the Teaches of Peaches?

Like Sex on the Beaches, what? Right, uh

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away

𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙰𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚢 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 🍑 🎧

[rastronomicals]

10:24 AM EDT October 8, 2024:

Randy Newman - "You Can Leave Your Hat On" From the album Sail Away (May 1972)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

[a-j-s-the-only]

but if your leaving,

please stay to say goodbye

[youcanleaveurhaton]

[codenameantarctica]

Fred Best

[carlos-in-glasses]

Psst... Cig! Here is my little drawing based on the husband mugs scene! TK's eyes are looking a bit demon-like, but I tried my best to convey his annoyance 😂

Oh my gosh!!! ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜 Thank you so much, this is so cute! I love the way you've drawn them in their hats! And Carlos taking his "slow and noisy slurp from Husband No.1" LOL. I'm so flattered and amazed by this. Thank you, thank you! These mugs are such a vivid headcanon and will definitely feature somehow in all my husband-era fics going forward, especially because I know you like them!

A happy cake smooch to you!

[myimaginaryradio]

You Can Leave Your Hat On - Joe Cocker - 1986

[izhunny]

Did the dash magic thing myself because that's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that poll