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youcanleaveurhaton Β· 3 months ago
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carlos-in-glasses Β· 2 months ago
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Thank you for the tag @annoyingcloudearthquake and @rangersoup and @thisbuildinghasfeelings🧑🧑🧑🧑
In honour of snow being forecast in London later, I would like to present a Work is Published Wednesday snippet from my winter smut fic, You Can Leave Your Hat On, featuring a sentence that frankly I should win some sort of mathematician prize for. ❄️
He’d never sent such a dirty text in his life, so paced around his bedroom nervously for half an hour after and wondered if he’d gone too far. When his phone finally buzzed, he didn’t want to look at it. But as he dared to peer through wincing eyes, the reply tightened his balls.
β€œCarlos. I had to sneak out of my bunk and go jerk off in the bathroom.”
Knowing TK had masturbated to the idea of Carlos masturbating at the idea of him masturbating made Carlos masturbate a second time to the idea of TK masturbating at the idea of Carlos masturbating at the idea of him masturbating. He told TK that he’d got so stirred up he had to make himself come again.
(Also please enjoy the Tom Jones version of the song the title is from, which I will now have in my head for the rest of the day and most of tomorrow probably).
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dabiconcordia Β· 7 months ago
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turidtorkilsdottir Β· 26 days ago
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Ashur | The Viper
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Let’s wear a hat.
I think I’ll look cute with a hat.
Uhm, you’d look good in anything, darling! πŸ₯°
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zarabellasdreams Β· 7 months ago
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blondebrainpowered Β· 3 months ago
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Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On, 1986
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loveherallican-blog Β· 10 months ago
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You Can Leave Your Hat On (Joe Cocker) β€’ Drum Cover
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imthealphamother Β· 5 months ago
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What do you skibidis think abt my first ibis drawing??? (I mad it with the back of a pen)
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x-heesy Β· 10 months ago
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π™Ώπš‘πšžπšŒπš” πšˆπšŽπšŠπš‘: πšπš’πš—πš—πšŽπš› πšπš’πš–πšŽ: πŸ˜‹
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?
Like Sex on the Beaches, uh, what?
Huh? Right, what? Uh
Huh? What? Right, uh
Huh? What? Right, uh
Huh? What? Right, uh
S-I-S, IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD, S-I-S, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD, S-I-S, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD, S-I-S, stay in school 'cause it's the best
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Huh? What? Right, uh
Huh? What? Right, uh
What else in the Teaches of Peaches?
Like Sex on the Beaches, what? Right, uh
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away
π™΅πšžπšŒπš” πšπš‘πšŽ π™ΏπšŠπš’πš— π™°πš πšŠπš’ πš‹πš’ π™ΏπšŽπšŠπšŒπš‘πšŽπšœ πŸ‘ 🎧
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youcanleaveurhaton Β· 1 month ago
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carlos-in-glasses Β· 1 year ago
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You Can Leave Your Hat On
5.6k words, rated E, now on Ao3!
β€œI had to take a break from beta reading for you because, quite frankly, the smut is so good.” – @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, Beta Reader. (Thank you so much for your help Jamie! Xxx)
Plot: Another big freeze hits Austin – and the heating helpfully breaks in the loft. Fortified with lemon tea, matching emerald green beanie hats, cozy slipper socks, and a raging horn for make-up-sex after bickering, TK and Carlos keep each other warm.
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It’s easier for TK to be carried over his shoulder, and Carlos did consider it for a split second before opting to sweep him off his feet for the sheer delight of it. They need to laugh, so they do, chuckling their way to the bedroom and over the threshold, feeling like newlyweds again. But unlike the smooth, sultry romance of their wedding night in balmy May, Carlos trips on his own slipper and accidentally dumps TK onto the mattress with an unceremonious tumble. He lands on his face.
β€œI’m sorry,” Carlos curls over him, laughing breathlessly and attacking the back of his neck with firm kisses. TK shoves a hand between his own legs. Knowing TK is touching himself makes Carlos dizzy.
β€œMy hand is so cold I can feel it through my sweats,” TK whines, β€œHow are we going to do this?”
β€œMy mouth is warm,” Carlos says, β€œGet under the covers.”
Read on Ao3
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rastronomicals Β· 5 months ago
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10:24 AM EDT October 8, 2024:
Randy Newman - "You Can Leave Your Hat On" From the album Sail Away (May 1972)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
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a-j-s-the-only Β· 6 months ago
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but if your leaving,
please stay to say goodbye
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myimaginaryradio Β· 2 years ago
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You Can Leave Your Hat On - Joe Cocker - 1986
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newmusick Β· 3 months ago
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beautiful...Karen
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AMERICA FUCK YA ! .... ((SHOW US A NONHUMAN BIOLOGICAL CORPSE)) BLACK OPS FUCK YA
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REAL SHIT IS ALWAYS SUPPRESSED THE CONTROVERSY IS MENTAL COMPORT !
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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