#you can laugh it’s funny

[aglionbyacademia]

Neil is not only relatable to me because of his “as long as I still breathe I’m fine” mentality and his dry humor but also because I am also a redhead with blue eyes dating a short blonde druggie 🫡

[the-bi-space-ace]

Listen. I have a WIP document titled: My Dad Didn’t Love Me But Echo’s Loves Him and not only do I find that hilarious but this is also my way of telling you that I have a fic planned for Father’s Day.

[tagged-tombstone]

i feel less than human. perfect attitude to have before going to work retail honestly.

[merridelicious]

my philosophy in life is to serve kant and nothing else

[aguademelon047]

I’m a 6 ever since the incident

new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself

I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

[rainesol]

Being an abuse victim is just confusing sometimes. Wdym I’m scared shitless of someone who used to call me nee chan when we were 11

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

[patroclusdefencesquad]

what the fuck is this show

[faunandfloraas]

Countdown to Seungmin's Birthday ↘ D-6: Fanboy.

[technically-human]

Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti

Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!

ko-fi

[the-great-papyru]

i think the thing a lot of papyrus takes get wrong is that they forget that, among other things, papyrus is funny. in my experience writing papyrus, i often find the most funny line is the most in-character one. an unfunny papyrus doesn’t ever feel like an accurate papyrus to me. it’s more than part of the game, it’s part of his character. and disregarding that is what messes up a lot of otherwise good impressions of him.

[cattimeswithjellie]

I would never tell any Hermit how to make their own videos, but I am desperately hoping and praying that Mumbo keeps pretending to destroy his slime farm in every episode from here on out, and that he uses the same three clips to do it.

I mean, it was very, very funny by the end of this episode, but it's the sort of joke that just gets better the harder you lean on it. Just make it the magical disappearing slime farm and swear you rebuild it twice a day for funsies. It'll be exquisite by the end of the season when the entire surrounding landscape has been terraformed and is entirely different but he's still using the Week One clips. Please Mumbo, this is the only thing I want from you.

[royaltea000]

Mama a monkey behind you