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[littlest-bugz]

Hiiiiiii

We just started doing stuff with the pk templates and I was wondering if you could/already have made a fairy/cute themed one?

It's for one of my in-sys friends please thanks :3

I made one with fairies in mind [below] but I also have this one that is kind of cute themed !!

I hope this is okay !!

*introducing* **. . .**

๋࣭ ⭑◜***Alter Name !!***◞ ˚₊·⊹ . +

˚₊·⊹ . + ° ⪼ *!! basics !!* ~~.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.~~ ◞ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*name/s*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*prns*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*age*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*gender ID*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*orient.*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*rel. status*__ ; ◝ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*sign-off*__ ; ~~.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.~~

˚₊·⊹ . + ° ⪼ *!! sys. info !!* ~~.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.~~ ◞ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*type*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*source*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*role/s*__ ; ◝ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*status*__ ; ~~.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.~~

˚₊·⊹ . + ° ⪼ *!! boundaries !!* ~~.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.~~ ◞ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*interact. status*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*nicknames*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*petnames*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*flirt /p*__ ; ⁾⁾ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*flirt /r*__ ; ◝ ๋࣭ ⭑ __*touch*__ ; ~~.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.‿.~~

[lakecountylibrary]

LIBRARY WRAPPED

You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)

Used our wifi maybe? For something?

Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.

We don't want to know.

Our gift to you is privacy.

Take it.

Be free.

[14dayswithyou]

Give Redacted a kiss for me!!!

Do you have any dark/creepy headcanons for Redacted? I’m very curious ^^

✦゜ANSWERED: I know you asked for [REDACTED] specifically, but everything mentioned below could also apply to Ren as well ^^;

cw: mentions of gore, torture, (one line about) cannibalism, NSFW themes, and just general creepy behaviour

I'm sure most people already know about Ren's red room days, but for the newer folks: he used to livestream himself torturing his victims on the dark web. He would also harvest and sell their organs for extra cash.

His red room phase began after a group of upperclassmen started livestreaming themselves bullying people (Angel included) for attention online. If those teens wanted a taste of online fame that badly, Ren would be all too happy to give it to them — especially after he heard all the degrading things they said about Angel during their stream.

Ren has probably sniffed (licked???) Angel's underwear on multiple occasions lmao

He also keeps a bunch of their discarded cups, mugs, bottles, etc. — and on the days when he's feeling especially lonely — Ren likes to put his lips where Angel's would've been and treat it like it's an indirect kiss.

If Angel is fine with it, Ren would be more than willing to carve his name into their skin. He'd have to use an ample amount of his numbing cream though (typically reserved for when he gives himself tattoos and piercings), since he doesn't want them to be in any pain.

Similarly, he'd also be willing to carve their name into his skin as well — as many times as Angel would want. But he already has multiple tattoos of their name on his skin, so.... gksgsjj

I'm sure everyone already knows this, but Ren has an entire shrine dedicated to Angel. He keeps all his sentimental and stolen items there.

Ren genuinely has no empathy for anyone other than Angel, so if they were to ask him to murder his own mother (or his sister, his best friend, etc.) and bring back their heart, he'd do it with a smile on his face.

Because he has no empathy, Ren would probably enjoy watching snuff films like it's any other B-tier horror film. To him, it's just more research material on how he can get rid of his competition.

I've mentioned this in the past, but Ren has jacked off to the thought of Angel while in the library lol

I made a post back in 2022 that mentioned how Ren would willingly offer up any of his body parts to a cannibal!Angel, and I think the point still stands!!

He likes to put Angel's stolen laundry on his body pillow and rut into/hump it ���

I once mentioned that Ren would slap a barcode sticker on his sledgehammer to make it look less... questionable whenever he carries it around in broad daylight — but alongside that, I think he'd also carry around some tools and an unopened can of paint to make it seem like he's just doing renovations. In reality, he'd probably force his victims to drink paint or gargle nails teehee

Builder AU except Ren mistook a body for plywood??? Why is he hammering so many nails into them?? Why is he feeding it into a wood chipper???

Builder AU except Ren gives Angel a different meaning to getting nailed and railed???????? Jackhammering???????? Getting screwed sideways????? KGJDSGNK It's 2AM I'm losing da plot now T_T I'll shut up

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[pseudophan]

out of the closet dan and phil preaching about how rpf is great actually is just so funny. like yeah man you guys just get free porn written about you and your boyfriend, of course you're pro rpf

[rocketbirdie]

face value

[lucabyte]

Not all who wander are lost. Some who wander, however, are extremely, extremely lost.

[littlest-bugz]

Sorry to request, but could you a lavender themed Alter pluralkit introduction thing?

No worries! I love doing requests so it's def no issue! I just hope this is okay <2 I know the flowers are not exactly lavender, but there were no lavender emojis as far as I know,,,

Same rules apply as always: Credit isn't needed, feel free to edit or Frankenstein

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๋࣭ ⭑ __*alter name* ***!***__ ⭑๋࣭

◟***basics !*** 🪻﹒﹒﹒ ╭ ₊˚ ✿・ __*name/s*__ ⸝⸝ ┊💜 ；__*prns*__ ⸝⸝ ┊☂️ ；__*age*__ ⸝⸝ ┊🟣 ；__*gender ID*__ ⸝⸝ ┊🪻 ；__*rel. status*__ ⸝⸝ ╰ ✿ 🟪 ・__*sign-off*__ ⸝⸝

⋆˚₊⋆─────── ✿ ───────⋆˚₊⋆

◟***system info !*** ☂️ ﹒﹒﹒ ╭ ₊˚ ✿・ __*alter type*__ ⸝⸝ ┊🪻 ；__*source*__ ⸝⸝ ┊🟪 ；__*primary role/s*__ ⸝⸝ ┊☂️ ；__*secondary role/s*__ ⸝⸝ ┊💜 ；__*activity*__ ⸝⸝ ╰ ✿ 🟣 ・__*status*__ ⸝⸝

⋆˚₊⋆─────── ✿ ───────⋆˚₊⋆

◟***boundaries !*** 💜 ﹒﹒﹒ ╭ ₊˚ ✿・ __*nickname/s*__⸝⸝ ┊🟣 ；__*petname/s*__⸝⸝ ┊🪻 ；__*flirt /p*__⸝⸝ ┊💜 ；__*flirt /r*__⸝⸝ ┊☂️ ；__*rp*__⸝⸝ ╰ ✿ 🟪 ・__*touch*__⸝⸝

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[transrevolutions]

things you can tell people if they ask you about the scars on your face:

- "large scale worm attack" - "clowns tried to steal my skin but I got away" - "nearly got overtaken by the evil fog" - "cursed door incident" - "the angles cut me when I try to think" - "a cop bit me" - "gym membership went horribly wrong" - "rock concert went horribly wrong" - "got stuck underground for eight months" - "the last girl I kissed was reallyyyy hot. literally" - "stared at the void (it stared back)" - "got rid of the death vines but at what cost" - "ask me again and I'll give you fucking vertigo" - "I saw too much and now I bear the marks of my hubris" - "the spiders. they want out ::::)"

[apolaskiart]

Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cus they're not gay negative five feet apart because they're working things out...

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

[cubbihue]

So, a changeling is sort of like a p-zombie?

(For the unaware, “p-zombie” stands for “philosophical zombie”. It’s a thought experiment in philosophy that describes a being that’s outwardly identical to a human, but does not have a consciousness; that is, a p-zombie does not think whatsoever, although it looks like it thinks to an outsider observer. There’s a whole wikipedia article on it that explains the concept better than I can!)

They don't exactly think, as in "I dont want this" "I like that". But, Changelings do have a form of "Consciousness". It's just that their consciousness is more like a series of commands or tasks than actual formulated thoughts.

Timmy's Changeling has a very advanced "consciousness". It can predict future actions and reroute its tasks to pick only the best options for its situation.

We fill their heads with static to ensure that the Changeling does not form thoughts about anything. Thoughts leads to opinions, and opinions leads to incorrect actions. A proper Changeling should have more static in their mind than a TV screen on a defunct channel!

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[forgettable-au]

I don't know if it was asked, but… Do the skelebros have a sort of photo album ?

And if yes, then, did the photos change ?

By that, I mean those of Winding Did he disappear on them ? Did the photos get burned ? Did Dings magically turned to Papyrus on them and then, Sans and Paps goes like 'looks like Papyrus, is Papyrus.' ?

It's a combination of some of these

They do have some photos, but probably most of them are from when they were small, they don't tell you a lot...

If there were any photos that were obviously from their days at the lab, those are probably gone... but it's, uh, because of something else...different reasons...

The photos they DO have remained the same! Except for one detail:

It's just the eyes that changed btw, Papyrus and Wingdings have other physical differences but those didn't change in the photos, just the eyes.

Also there's a small bonus below the cut...

Baby bones!! Yay

[hellboundhimbo]

WOE MEME DUMP BE UPON YE here’s part 1 lol

ignore the fact the last one is in a completely different format than the rest of them xoxo it wasn’t planned to be part of the dump but i figured id include it.

[regenderated]

"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?

[we-cool-beans]

the people have spoken