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separatist-apologist · 3 months

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Feyre: Rhysand is my mate and I'm telling you this to your face.

Also Feyre: If you try and break my mating bond, I'm going to ruin your life.

Also Feyre: If you drag me back to Spring against my will, I'll destroy everything you love.

Tamlin: Break her mating bond so I can drag her back to Spring and we can start over.

Also Tamlin: I can't believe you destroyed everything I love and ruined my life!

#like idk pals i feel like feyre was REALLY upfront about what would happen at the end of acomaf #but i don't expect reading comprehension from the i love misogyny fandom #like if you ally with someone to get your girlfriend back and then her sisters are murdered in the process #and she tells you this other guy is her mate and you demand the bond be broken #and then drag her back home when shes saying to your face she doesnt want to go #and she promises to ruin your life like...can you actually be angry when she does it??#its always blah blah blah consent is so important until its tamlin violating consent #and then its well feyre is too stupid to know whats good for her anyway and she needs to just listen #rhys made her dance what a monster but uwu tamlin was just stressed when he nearly killed her with his magical outburst #anti tamlin #pro feyre #youll never catch me stanning a man over a woman in these streets

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moeblob · 4 months

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You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).

#bewitching sinners #palmier baker #hello i have indeed become way too invested in this otome and i am in love with an ex boyfriend #i mean technically not MY ex boyfriend but like .... a different version of me's ex boyfriend....#thinking about that teacher who refers to four of the main cast as the twink quartet #honestly hello hi ! the game is very funny so far but also extremely violent !#it isnt for everyone but its kinda exactly my brand of stupidity and also just #its a bunch of silly lil things but also i have been in awe of how much LOVE AND JOY this game is made with #you can play as either a masc or fem body and you can pick your pronouns after it #and the art is just .... so appealing to me and there is SO MUCH art and im just in absolute awe #i am actually uhhhhh working on a comic for the game based on one scene that just made me laugh #also i really like how the entire school including everyone that is clearly attracted to palmier is like nope nope not gonna do anything #because your ex will literally kill me if i do thanks bye!#and then too his face and behind his back they mock the ex for being Group Mum #listen i may be down bad for my ex.... but when you see the ex boyfriend you will also just say #yeah that checks out for salmon and i am not shocked by this at all #also fun fact there is a fishing mini game and you start it by talking to the fisherman who is named Pike #you literally talk to Mr Fish to fish and i love this honestly!

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lifemod17 · 2 months

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this is the face of a mouse who is begging for cheese from someone shorter than him (aka everyone)

STOP giving me those puppy eyes ANDREW JOHN HOZIER-BYRNE!!!??

(i love him so bad)

And here is the mouse being grateful after getting his cheese from someone shorter than him (aka everyone)

#tonee's asks #zipperrants #ZIPPER ILY YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH THAT PICTURE OH MY GOD #deadass when i first opened this ask i was in line at the bank and i had to physically stop myself from SQUEALING in public #LOOK AT HIM!!!!#FKJhsdFKJSHJ #i wanna kiss his stupid face so bad #*googles* how to become puppy #your honor i love him #i am down bad. HORRENDOUSLY.#hozier #andrew hozier byrne #looking exceptionally husband its absurd

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qiu-yan · 2 months

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in MDZS the novel, the innkeeper in Yunping mentions that people are too scared to go petition Yunmeng Jiang for help because someone once walked in on Sect Leader Jiang whipping a guy in the main hall, supposedly because the guy was a demonic cultivator.

#mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jc apologism #anyways as you can hopefully tell by now this is a jc stan blog.#so as a stan i will do my rightful stan duty and insist that my fave did nothing wrong #so. onwards. the “jiang cheng tortures demonic cultivators” claim is interesting on several levels #because we don't see it happen onscreen. and because thematically mdzs is a book about the unreliability of rumors #especially when said rumors conform to your preexisting understanding of someone. or what you want to hear about someone #it would have been so easy for mxtx to include a scene where jc tortures a demonic cultivator onscreen. i would love to read it too #but that doesnt happen. when jc actually corners wwx he just shoves a dog in his face and bullies him emotionally #smh jc get your shit together!! what is this lame ass display?? not living up to your reputation here loser #anyways. tbh i consider two things separately: 1. mxtx's intentions. and 2. what the text itself implies #for 1. i am legitimately unsure of what to think. mxtx relies on rumors/empathy/etc to give us info about side characters #in part because she's constrained herself to writing from wwx's perspective and has no other easy way of getting the info to us #does she intend for us to question the rumors? or are we supposed to take them as fact because of the narration limits described?#2. what the text itself implies is not necessarily the same as what mxtx intends.#for me mdzs is in part a story about the unreliability of rumors and reputation etc etc. other meta writers than i have explained it better #so for the work to go “all the rumors about wwx were exaggerated/manipulated/not 100% correct.”#“but the rumors about everyone else are 100% true!!!!!”#is peak stupidity. and shit-tier writing #and i actually like mdzs so i would like to believe the writer is more intelligent than that #thus. i conclude in part due to this emotional necessity of mine that there must have been something more going on #anyways. i have similar opinions about the “did jiggy kill rusong” business but that's a post for later #ill probably put my jc torture opinions in their own post some day #yanyan polls

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julie-su · 2 months

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BLAST MAN HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY ALL OF SOMERSET 🐲🎆🍎

#mwv art #blast man #megaman 11 #blastman #somerset #This is stupid :la:#We were joking about what a regional Somerset robot master would look like. Whether he'd be a cider man or a cheddar man or carnival man #ONLY TO REALISE THAT BLAST MAN IS A PYROTECHNICIAN #YOINK #Yes that is Guy Fawkes in the background yes I used to meet my friends underneath a statue of Guy Fawkes squibbing o7 #Somerset home to the Guy Fawkes Carnival which can be seen from space and that's mostly all we have as well as the cider and cheddar #REAL CIDER AND CHEDDAR #AS IN. WE HAVE A PLACE CALLED CHEDDAR. AND THAT IS WHERE CHEDDAR ORIGINATES FROM. AND IT IS OUR HERITAGE CHEESE #BUT NOW IT MIGHT AS WELL BE SYNONYMOUS WITH 'CHEESE' AS A WORD BECAUSE EVERYBODY DECIDED CHEDDAR IS A FUN WORD TO USE #NO #NO!!!!!!!!1 #BESMIRCHED OUR COUNTY #I WILL SPIT IN YOUR FACE #THAT ISN'T CHEDDAR. THAT IS AN INSULT ON MY NAME ON OUR NAME I'LL KILL YOU #DON'T GET ME #-STARTED-#ON CIDER

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magicicephoenix · 7 months

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i need to go pound joey drew into a pulp RIGHT NOW

#diction dump #joey drew #batim #HIS SPEECH AT TBE END OF BATDR MAKES ME JDLABRLELWL #SCREAMINF AT TVE SCREEN #JUST SHUT!! UPP!!!#okay i’m normal now. i hate him so much #he praises audrey about being his first creation of life when the ink demon is literally RIGHT THERE.#like. do you want to be good or not?? of course bendy kills you! you’re being an asshole! you suck!!#oh my godd i need to fling him around a room ragdoll style. crush him into smithereens. rrrgrghh #he comes across so disingenuous.. like. i don’t care if audrey’s your precious shining moonlight. she’s also The One Who Came Out Right.#meanwhile The One Who Came Out Wrong is SEETHING with hatred for you! do you not see the consequences of your words?!#“i know you’re in there” like the ink demon isn’t sentient?? like audrey’s just stuck someWHERE not with someONE?#and bendy’s so so angry. of course he is! his creator (well. a copy of him) is saying TO HIS FACE that he’s just a monster. a mistake.#that he’s NOTHING. and most infuriatingly that this stupid OTHER who had the privilege of coming out right is EVERYTHING!#why does she get that? why did she get so lucky? where was all this compassion when it was him? why did he never feel this love?#and so he lashes out. obviously. all he’s ever been is a monster because all he’s ever been TAUGHT is how to be a monster #and who taught him that? who forced him into that? that’s right. the biggest monster around.#so i’m sorry if i don’t find your little speech to be heartfelt joey. you’re a long way away from saying anything truly GOOD.#phew. okay. needed to get that off my chest.

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yappacadaver · 2 months

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Today for story time we have Raymond’s Fucking Letter (with voiceover)

Lets listen to him beg for his life

#the mortuary assistant #raymond delver #normalposting #FUCK. ME. DUDE.#unreal. this guy is absolutely bonkers #ouuuuuu don’t be meanies to me rebeccaaaaa 🥺🥺🥺🥺#ILL KILL YOU I SWEAR TO GOD ILL KILL YOU #LEAVE RRBECCA ALONE SHE DOESNT DESERVE YOUR STUPID SHITTY PATHETIC ASS #yappa face #but like I kinda do tho so hmu cutiepie my little baby boy my pookiewookie bear #self diagnosed sad old man #Youtube

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piplupod · 7 months

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maybe im wrong and too soft or something but I just feel like if we can extend a bit of kindness to insects, one of the most widely hated groupings of living things, then I think we should. so many species of insects go extinct and people CHEER when they hear that. that was a whole species of a living thing that had entire lives that they lived, and you are cheering ???? you are celebrating that a living thing is now never going to exist ever again??? just because it has a certain appearance???

it just feels so grossly cruel to me and it makes me feel very ill when I think about how thoughtlessly cruel people so often are towards things that live and breathe and have life cycles and heartbeats.

#and then you try to explain this to people and they laugh in your face. it's ... really fucked up and i wish i could make ppl see it #but they just see insects as pests and never as fellow living things #i dont even care if they do important things for the ecosystem. thats great and all but that shouldnt be a qualifier for smth to live #why must everything be useful to humans to deserve to live #idk !! idk !! it is all so complicated in my head #because i will kill mosquitoes and fungus gnats if they are bothering me or in the house #because i dont want to be itchy (mosquitoes) and i dont want my isopods to eaten out of house and home (fungus gnats)#and i will kill spiders when theres absolutely no way for me to catch and release them #but just. argh. idk. this is stupid. im tired and overly agitated abt smth that doesnt even matter probably #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

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zeroducks-2 · 6 months

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Baldur's Gate 3 Ending Spoilers Ahead :)

Okay why The Fuck can't we have a romance ending with the Emperor. Why THE FUCK NOT. WHY. THIS IS UNFAIR. LARIAN YOU ALLOWED ME TO FUCK THE GUY, YOU ALLOWED ME TO TRUST HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TURN INTO A MINDFLAYER MYSELF, AND THEN I CAN'T HAVE A ROMANCE ENDING? THE FUCK???

#okay the fact that he basically goes 'do your thing and I'll be waiting for you for as long as it takes' is sweet but #BUT #I TURNED INTO AN ILLITHID TO SAVE HIS STUPID TENTACLY ASS #(and not to have to kill Lae'zel either)#I LITERALLY TOOK THE BURDEN UPON MYSELF FOR THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND BECAME SQUID #I did all that PLUS I forsook my romance with Lae'zel and then the game fucking ends with A LETTER?#NOT EVEN AN IN-PERSON GOODBYE?#LARIAN??? HELLOOOO?#I had a whole sequence of Karlach going to Avernus with Wyll which don't get me wrong I'm glad she's fine!#I was so scared she was going to die!#but why is that the only cutscene I get #nothing about the other characters and most of all NOTHING ABOUT THE EMPEROR #the narrator goes 'you won't have to face this burden alone anymore' and my shippy ass was already smiling ear to ear #thinking 'cause I'll be with the Emperor right'#'I'll be with the Emperor right...?'#and then cuts to black. what the fuck. What the actual fuck.#Larian you buffoons shouldn't have let me have sex with him if you didn't have a romance ending. No I'm serious I feel scammed #'Zero are you really complaining about not having a romance ending with the tentacle fucking thing' YES #YES DO YOU KNOW ME YES HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THAT GAME

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italictext · 6 months

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I desperately need to befriend a Death Note fan irl who likes Death Note the way I do.. The only DN fans I've met irl are anime only Near haters :'(

#I NEED someone to shake while I rant to them about Death Note pls pls pls #I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GIGGLE WITH WHILE WE STARE AT DEATH NOTE PANELS PLS PLS PLS #My sister has seen Death Note but she's not really into it + anime only + Near hater </3 #It sucks to remember that the Death Note fandom isn't just my mutuals.. Some people genuinely hate Near :((#I LOVE the anime the animation is beautiful the soundtrack is beautiful and OOOOO THE COLOR CODING EEEE but #It butchered the 2nd half soo so badly and changed Near's personality and I'm not a fan of the ending :(#THE MANGA ENDING IS SOOO SO GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL #OMGGGG when Light admits to being Kira and gives them his speech and calls himself god of the new world AND EEEE NEAR SAYS “NO YOURE JUST A #MASS MURDERER“#LIKE EEEE THAT ALWAYS ALWAYS MAKES ME GIGGLE NEAR WAS SOOO SO COOL FOR THAT LIKE HE'S LITERALLY FACE TO FACE WITH KIRA THE GUY WHO KILLED L #And Near REPEATS IT. HE CALLS HIM “JUST A MURDERER” TWICE.#Sorry but the anime made Near so stupid “lol just let him run away it's not like he'll survive”#I love Near and Light's dynamic so much they're so funny. They have the prettiest panels too #Maybe an unpopular opinion but Near vs Light was wayyy more entertaining that L vs Light #And it hurts me to see people say that it should've ended at the 1st half. I know people can have their own opinions or whatever but THEYRE #WRONG!! DN is SOOO much better with the 2nd half + if it ended at L's death that would've sucked. So glad L died midway #I wish I had a friend I could talk about DN to :( I'll just hope one of my friends decide to watch it because idk how to make new friends #Discord servers scare me and while I love my mutuals if any of you tried to message me I think I'd cry out of nervousness lol #Gosh this is long shoukd I even post this

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deanpinterester · 4 months

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mcu stans losing their minds on twitter over florence pugh's quote of "i actually like marvel's strict schedule because that means they're not wishy washy and it works for me :)" and they're going SEE MARVEL'S TIGHT SCHEDULE IS NOT A BAD THING and meanwhile the vfx workers are still suffering from supreme crunch Because of the strict schedule but yeah i'm sure the actors' opinions are the only ones that matter 🥴

#uhhhh me #reblogs off bc i just wanted to vent #i generally like (movie youtuber i follow) but damn is he such an mcu shill sometimes. and for what #it's one thing saying you like watching marvel films and another to actively defend their practices #btw it's always been a problem where actors' thoughts and opinions are always valued over the behind-the-scenes workers #which is like yes i understand they're the faces of the project so ofc they're getting the spotlight #but that doesn't mean. you should Only be listening to them. you know #like i'm not even mad at florence pugh or anything it's fine that she likes the schedule #but people using it as proof that it isn't a problem is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #like ofc it's not going to be that much of a problem for the actor bc you can just film your scenes and then leave #post production people are trapped under disney's stupid wishy washy notes and revisions undoing and redoing stuff that's already-#-been previously approved and you have to do it all without extension!! that due date is firm no matter what!#it's literally a well documented thing that disney is shit to its workers but you're going to take the word of One actor over them. ok.#so to be clear THIS IS NOT FLORENCE PUGH HATE. WHAT I HATE IS PEOPLE'S REACTIONS TO WHAT SHE SAID #biting killing maiming mcu stan culture is stupid and i'm saying this as a 2014 tumblr girlie who was obsessed w winter soldier and avenger

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lumism · 2 years

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they graduated from the same pookie school