#you absolute clowns
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the sound of the audience going out every so often isn't suspicious at all
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Me: Sure, I'll watch the preview of The Serpent Queen on YouTube, I know that show isn't very good, but it might be fun to- Catherine de' Medici in said clip: *tells cardinal de Guise that she wants to make France a SECULAT STATE* Me:
#don't kill protestants#maybe let them have some churches or whatever#the serpent queen#random history#you clowns#you absolute clowns#the secular state is NOT the same thing#as religious tolerance!#even then#the religious tolerance catherine advocated for was rather limited#basically
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#HELLO KNY PEEPS DID YOU MISS ME#shoutout to me and all the clowns who are still happy about gettin 5 episodes#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#demonslayer#demon slayer#digital art#genya shinazugawa#genya#kny genya#ibispaintx#inosuke hashibira#demon slayer inosuke#kny inosuke#inosuke#i laughed in the middle of the street when i got this thing in my mind#yall have to deal with me being a dumbass who think shes funny af#there are absolutely no rules in the ways shadows works in my drawinga
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return of the shenanigang! 🎪 no feature to let karlach win plushies at arcade games? shh it's canon anyways 💯🧸🧸 (wyll is being told bad puns to distract him from dribbles' fate. astarion has stolen back the entirety of their coin which they lost spinning the wheel too many times)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#karlach#wyll#astarion#durge#oc: noon#(i also wish u could've gotten some other facepaint than the clown one:( lemme give karlach a butterfly)#(and lemme go out during evenings/nights sometimes!!😤 for morale and atmosphere)#hope everyone's enjoying how i only share the important bits of how it's going#like absolutely no lore on my durge or what's properly going on or anything#but you Will hear about circus trip 💯
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Seeing the statistics of Cyberbullying is actually hilarious. Like damn, bitches really be out here getting cyberbullied when all they have to do is block an account or delete theirs. Wow
#y’all are so funny#I’ll never take you seriously#you have to LET yourself get cyberbullied#also my block list on this site alone is around 200 and only like 3 of those have tried to start things with me#it’s really easy to not get cyberbullied#and I know there were a few instances of people being bullied who didn’t have an internet presence#but there are (almost always) legal steps you can take#so again. your fault#sorry#no one is forcing you to just take it. and even before there were block options and before internet culture evolved#nothing was stopping you from deleting your account#now-a-days#if a site doesn’t have a#block and report#option. then you really shouldn’t be using it because it’s either new or a cover for something#you absolute clowns
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You know what, it’s been a couple of years but I’m still mad that my ‘Another Barbara Kruger Rip-Off’ design got removed from Redbubble for resembling Supreme too much
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STOP LETTING THIS FUCKING HAPPEN
WHOSE DUMB FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO LEAVE OVI OPEN IN THE OVI SCORING SPOT
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Jack had declared he was going to be 'hands-off' but decided to make bringing back Castiel his one exception while letting dean die on a rebar in a fucking barn and if that's not a statement on which parent is his favorite than idk what is
he's castiel level of petty and i love that for him
#honestly tho i understand#he was like im not putting anymore effort than i absolutely have to#ill give you a good heaven but i aint saving your ass from clown ass vampires#supernatural#castiel#spn#destiel#dean winchester#jack kline#dadstiel
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decided to draw some of your guys' tags from my harlequin sun and moon post!!! These guys are so much fun and you're all so funny >w<
#there were so many i wanted to draw!!! I might have to go back and do a part two hehe#also too scared to spam everyone by tagging accounts but i need you guys to know i love you all sm!! sending u all so many little kisses!!!#fnaf#fnaf fan art#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#dca fandom#dca au#fnaf sun moon#digital art#artist on tumblr#harlequin#clowns#answered asks#<- this doesn't really count but because i am drawing other people's tags i'm putting it here!#folks commenting on my art really motivate me to keep drawing ;w; you are all so insanely sweet and absolutely make my day every time!!! <3#just over here crying akjsfhsf thank you all so mucchhhhhhh ;;w;;
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DEATH: change, transformation, transition, endings, rebirth
THE FOOL: innocence, freedom, spontaneity, new beginnings
so i know it's incredibly unlikely, but if any of y'all are in South Australia, these are available to be tattooed (non-repeatable, a one-and-done situation.) bookings via Panko Tattoo. B&G, best suited to thigh and calf. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the entertainment community fund to support the writers, actors, and creatives currently on strike. come get stabbed, sluts.
thank you so much to everyone, especially @transgenderpirate, who helped with these alignments!
#also lemme know if anyone would be interested in prints#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbeard#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ed x stede#GOOD FUCKING LUCK TO THE POOR SODS THAT BUY THESE#you are gonna be stuck in that chair for like 8 hours#the details in stede's shirt and ed's hair?????#why do i do this to myself i am not a fine line artist#also death is absolutely the perfect card for ed#you can pry transfemme ed outta my cold dead hands#packing ed's gender identities into my heart like clowns into a car
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saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ
first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it
you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh
im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you
i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life
#like what the fuck#where is the common courtesy of fandoms these days im just fucking asking. its ridiculous#the back button is free. shutting your fucking mouth is free. constructive criticism when people ask for it is nice but only then#these are fucking basic level fandom engagement things#am i old or are people just this fucking awful now that these guidelines dont exist anymore#im just. ough#sorry i had to get this out. idk as someone who has never left unsolicited advice for anyone and never gotten it back it just#it fucking grinds me that people are like this now. like fucking wow#ive been here for almost two decades soon and i still know how to behave. yall better fucking learn#im gonna go back to video game sorry i really needed to yell for a hot fucking second#if you choose to reblog this dont fucking clown on it okay. god#night is an absolute mess on main
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yeah im one of them washout furry trans girls i dont program i dont make games or music im just getting high as shit and playing modded fallout and cooking the best fucking soup you ever had i dont build the damn world or whatever but i look hot af in thigh highs and a skirt
#this post isnt about being useless!!#you fools you absolute clowns its about embracing yourself and still finding joy!
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me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then
#like first off will and elizabeth are having similar character arcs but in totally opposite directions#he loses himself and gets all sad the further into the world of piracy he gets. she blooms and becomes her best self and excels at it.#and both of their arcs are supervised by jack who is there to make fun of them until it's no longer funny#will is absolutely repulsed by him but also understands him more and more once he realizes he would do anything to get to his goal#elizabeth is absolutely repulsed by him but also wants to BE him. he is what she wishes she could be were she totally free#and her possible attraction to him is treated as FUNNY because it IS VERY RIDICULOUS. like why tf would she want this weird gross guy when#she has actual perfect loverboy will at home. well bc will just doesn't get her. he is sad and lost while she is thriving#and the only one who gets it is the old smelly clown over there. why is the compass pointing at him (bc she wants to be him so bad)#that movie is about the characters not knowing what they want. they are all at a crossroads and have to choose which way to go. so it makes#sense that the main characters have a push and pull dynamic between them!!! c'mon!!!! it is so cool!!!#eernatalk#also i know pirate king elizabeth awakened something in all of us but can i add. the look she gives jack when he stops kissing her bc of th#sound of the shackles. the way she bares her teeth like she is steeling herself for the ''you deserve to die i am not sorry for this''speec#WHEEEWW.... WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shanks and Buggy? Oh, you mean my sons, Stinker and Bugger.
#roger calls them stinker and bugger/booger#you can't change my mind#sadly my much older cousins called me little stinker because I had a tshirt with a skunk on it#mother what were you thinking?!#anyway shanks is absolutely a stinker and has never grown out of it#and buggy is still a walking sniveling booger#really living up to their nicknames#one piece#buggy#shanks#buggy the clown#red haired shanks#shuggy#gol d. roger
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I love how Buggy is supposed to be like the ultimate scary clown but the minute we all saw him we were like: I WANNA [REDACTED] THAT GUY SO BAD AND SIT ON HIS [REDACTED] WHILE HE [REDACTED] MY [REDACTED], etc.
#dude can chop himself up into pieces like that should be the stuff of nightmares#instead we’re all absolute hos for this freaky little guy#and rightly so (have you seen jeff ward?!)😅👌#buggy one piece#buggy x reader#buggy thoughts#op buggy#captain buggy#buggy the genius jester#buggy the clown#buggy pirates#jeff ward#one piece netflix#one piece#one piece live action#op live action#op#opla cast#opla
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Small detour of what I usually post, but I absolutely wish (other) clown the best of luck during these confusing and almost hopeless times- nobody knows how to deal with such amount of attention in such short amount of time- a blessing and a curse to behold
#Seeing their posts absolutely shattered me#I may never be able to relate to how he’s going through rn but at least I can relate to the fear of living in absolute fear#the fear of unable to be yourself in your own home with creative and personal freedom#The fear of being terrified that the thing that gives you the most innocent happiness will be heavily demonized and threatened#The fear of getting caught doing something you love and being yourself with your found identity#The fear of destruction#I relate heavily to this and to feel you are going to be caught doing anything that isn’t a crime hurts#I wish him safety and love during these stressful days#He’s brought so much joy to my life that I must keep private irl too#Whatever he decides for the fandom I will fully support it#I will still continue posting of course unless he wishes otherwise#If he sees this (which I doubt) hey other clown lmao- you are loved and not alone#It may be scary but you are not alone- you will never be alone#There will always be people out there who love you and there will always be those who are not even worth giving time of day#The internet is both a blessing and a cruel cruel unforgiving place#I hope it doesn’t deter you from doing what you love and hold dear#I hope you have anyone you can be with online or in irl that can give you the comfort you need#You deserve peace and security#Do what you feel is best#Welcome home
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